I, I, I am not a snake spirit
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The domestic grapes and loofahs crawled over and probably produced a lot of fruit, but no one took care of them, and they probably all rotted on the balcony.I don't think it's a pity, but I just think it will add a lot of trouble to people, and it's very annoying.
But on the second day of his rest, the door next door opened.
"Get up, meow!" Sanhua Niuzi jumped onto Wu You's bed: "There's someone coming next door, meow, didn't you say you wanted to see meow, meow!!"
With two dark circles under her eyes, Wu You got out of the bed in a daze, and instantly woke up: "The next door is coming, someone is here? Ah, early, I knew, I, I, I will change, change..."
"Change to a new note meow!!" Niuzi added wittyly: "Now there is still time meow!"
He cleaned himself up quickly and opened the door to peek into the next door.
"Sir, is there anything you want?" The apartment type of this building is four households on one floor, but because the top floor is a duplex, it becomes two households on one floor.As soon as the elevator door opened, several strong men came out. The one in the lead saw the guy who was looking at his boss' room like a thief.
"No, no, I, I, I..." Wu You started to worry, he gestured indiscriminately: "Just, that's, that, that..."
This group of people is so annoying, why are they all so tall!It's a lot of pressure, okay?Not at all accommodating.Woohoo, how sad it would be if the neighbors were like this.
The leading man directly took out a pen and paper from his pocket and handed it to Wu You: "Sir, please."
Wu Xiaoyou looked at the pen and paper in front of her, crying silently in her heart.Was it known that he stuttered?Look, even new neighbors know to keep a pen and paper with them...
It's a pity that he guessed wrong this time, because when the big boss of these people sent a certain rabbit home two days ago, he found that the door opposite the rabbit was the apartment he had been vacant all the time, and there was a note on the door. The handwriting on the note is slightly blurred due to time, but it can still be read clearly.
vines?Loofah?Well, I didn't see that this rabbit is still a guy who likes gardening.
When a certain black-bellied boss came back to the company, he made a quick decision and decided to move out of the main house to be neighbors with his new subordinate, a funny little rabbit.
The days seemed to be a little more fun, Dongfang Lin held the note, stroked his chin and started laughing.
Because after Wu You entered the president's office, he came out covered in blood and never showed up again, causing the supermarket employees to start panicking.Some people think this is a good opportunity to climb up, and some people are thinking about quitting and resigning.
Wang Nannan sent several messages to Wu You, but the responses she got were all vague, such as I'm fine, don't worry, thank you for your kindness, I don't plan to go to new places for the time being, etc.
He clutched his phone, thinking about it.A year ago, Wu You was his master, and now he is his partner, but within a year, he was also promoted to be the team leader, and his position as the team leader has remained unchanged.He didn't want to work in the family business because he was a bit rebellious, and felt too restricted.Even if a second-generation family business starts from the grassroots level, others will only see your identity rather than your ability.If you go to other places, this will not be the case. Everyone does not know anyone, and it is up to the individual to climb up. It will also be of great help to the improvement of experience in various aspects.
Especially during this year, he developed a strange affection for his master.The little chubby man with a gentle smile, although he stuttered, has helped him a lot this year, basically giving everything he has, and never keeping it private, even his Being able to become the team leader was all because of Wu You's recommendation.But such a good old man was taken away by 120 bloody not long after entering the president's office, and he didn't even dare to say a word of complaint.Poor Wu You is alone in this city, his parents are divorced, and his mother earns a living by selling vegetables. How difficult it is.If he doesn't reach out to protect this person, it will be too shameful!
If Wu You knew that his partner made him look like this, he would be dumbfounded. He could only blame himself for being too low-key at ordinary times, and because of his stammer, he was a bit out of gregarious, and the many people around him came and went quickly, causing him Not very close to anyone.It's rare to have a partner who can last for a year, and it's not so puzzling to think of myself as a bitter cabbage and as a person who needs protection and care.
The neighbor didn't seem to have much of a problem with his trellis encroaching on his balcony, and even built a trellis to hang pruned vines from.Wu You breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, he was quite afraid that someone would come to the door and point at him and scold him. If this kind of thing really happened, I'm afraid this person would not be able to live here.
Yes, our weak and low-key Wu Xiaoyou also has domestic thugs!
For example, the gang of stray cats living downstairs, the big gray family who are frequent visitors to the garbage dump, the resident pilot Xiaomi Mili and his relatives and friends, and the white pigeon Qiaoqiao who often moves around.If anyone dares to mess with Wu Xiaoyou, who is the only one who can understand what they say and often brings them delicious food and is willing to listen to their gossip, then wait for the furniture at home to be gnawed on the balcony to dry clothes, and the birds will pull her papa out to be threatened by the dog. You will be scratched by cats like assassins!
Listen, it's horrible!
With the approval of the neighbors for the vines, the big stone hanging in Wu You's heart finally fell into his stomach. He hummed a song and made a big pot of cat rice. He fed his two masters first, and brought the rest downstairs , greeted the group of good friends downstairs to share food together.
Yes, the life of our protagonist Wu Xiaoyou is so leisurely.
Going to and from work, cooking at home, serving the master, watching TV, and listening to gossip, you don’t need to go online at ordinary times, you can know the big and small gossips of city B in the first time, and you can even hear a few gossips in neighboring cities. Ears are several percentage points higher than the accuracy of the Internet!
Especially now that there are still people who automatically and spontaneously "monitor" his new big leader, and report back and forth every day. Although he sits firmly at home, he basically knows what happened in the company, big and small.
For example, the leaders of the Propaganda Department were dismissed, leaving only one or two workers.
For example, if the financial manager wanted to escape, he was blocked at home and arrested. The relatives of the Zhou family came to Zhou Qi for help, crying and shouting, but Zhou Qi stopped him after saying that the company had been sold.
For example, the purchasing manager was changed, and most of the products in the supermarket began to be re-tendered...
After Wu You heard the news, he started sending text messages to his wife.
The capable Ms. Yang is now a very well-developed professional vegetable householder, and even owns a large orchard, and has been judged as an outstanding female entrepreneur in the county.Compared with his father's family, who has changed from a leader to a small accountant since the state-owned bankruptcy was acquired, and earns thousands of dollars a month to support the family, I don't know how many times stronger.
Ms. Yang told him more than once that her father wanted him to recognize his ancestors, and they were all photographed.Yang Xu spat triumphantly on the phone: "Your father's narrow-mindedness, who can't see clearly, didn't he just like the money in my hand and your apartment? Back then, he thought it was great to have a dormitory in the factory. , now even if the dormitory is demolished for him, it’s just a new house from the town. Tsk tsk, there are two sons in his family, all of them are lazy and lazy, and they are not as strong as my Yoyo’s fingers. Now I’m thinking about it Let you recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors, fuck him! This is not the time when he disliked your stuttering. Why don't I just change your surname, follow my surname Yang, and call it Yang You... Well, it's just not very Nice to hear."
Wu You listened to his mother chattering non-stop, unable to get in a sentence: "No, no, no, no..."
"I know you said you don't need to change it. I'm just saying it. I'm so busy now that I can't take care of you. You can just eat and dress yourself. I will visit you later. By the way, you said your supermarket business promotion I have also heard about it, and I am preparing materials, good son, don't worry, I can do it for your mother!"
After hanging up the phone, Wu You sighed.It's a good thing that my mother is capable, but after all, my mother is already fifty. Since the divorce, there is no one around to support each other. No matter what, she is still a woman. I only hate that although I am a man, I can't handle things. It's embarrassing to think about it.
"Actually, meow..." Niuzi nestled in his arms, stretched out her paw and touched his face: "Actually, someone chased meow for your mother, but she never agreed with meow..."
☆, scary neighbor
Wu You heard that her mother was being chased, and she was stunned: "Really, really? Why, I don't know at all, do I?"
"I've been chasing you for five or six years, meow, but my aunt never agreed meow." Fat Sanhua stroked his beard, feeling thirsty after talking too much, so he jumped off Wu You's lap to find water to drink.
"Then, that person, how, how? Okay?" Wu You asked, he felt that he cared too little for his mother, especially since he rarely went back to his hometown since he went to work, and his mother took care of him. Dong Dong came to see him, even if he went back for the Chinese New Year, he would only stay in his hometown for two days.
Thinking of the attitudes of his brothers, sisters and relatives in his hometown, Wu You really didn't like it there.Back then, my grandfather gave the dormitory allocated by the factory to my mother, and the family had a lot of quarrels. Finally, my mother said that I don’t want anything but this small dormitory and signed a paper before I was let go.At that time, I was still young, and every time I went back, I would be surrounded by other brothers and sisters shouting and stuttering, so I might as well stay in school and be happy.In the past few years, my mother has got rich in business, and that group of people gathered around again, and some even introduced herself to someone. Unfortunately, let alone the girl I introduced, my mother quarreled with the other party after one glance. stand up.They all thought that it would be nice if they were stuttering and working as handymen in a supermarket, but they didn't expect to be so picky.Now everyone over there covets money from mom and waits to laugh at themselves.If his grandma and grandpa were not still alive, he would not even want to go back for the New Year.
Wu You knew that her mother had faced more gossip than she had heard or thought. A single woman with a child has never been married, and now she has gone into business and made money. In short, there are all kinds of rumors, envy and jealousy Ms. Yang doesn't care much about hating more and saying good things less.
"What are you afraid of? My old lady is good at sitting upright, she doesn't burn her hands as much as she earns, and she doesn't give them a penny. Seeing how jealous they are, I can eat half a bowl of rice. Besides, your mother and I Don't worry about it, how did you come up with so many twists and turns?" The tough Ms. Yang reprimanded Wu You, and then swatted her son away like a fly.
In Yang Xu's heart, besides being a precious eldest son, Wu You still has a knot in his heart that cannot be solved.The stuttering problem brought out by her son in the womb made her extremely worried. If it is good to say that he is cheerful, now he looks so timid and cowardly, soft-spoken and small in stature.If she didn't know that she was born with a handle, she would definitely think that this is a big girl.
Today's girls are all top-notch, strong and coddled, and the ones who catch their eyes are all professionals, beautiful and capable.But which of these girls can fancy their son?Who is willing to find a man who is weaker than himself to rely on for a lifetime?The reason why she works so hard to make money is that part of it is for her own pleasure, and the other part is because she wants to save enough money for her son, even if she can't find a girl to marry in the future, even if she can't live alone, it's too miserable .
Poor parents all over the world.
Wu You also understands these things, but it's a pity that he doesn't know anything about business, let alone talking about heroes at the wine table, the wine he brews can pour him down.This kind of helpless frustration made him keep a low profile, as long as he didn't cause trouble for his mother, it would be the greatest help.
So if there is a man who will pursue his mother, he must open his eyes and see clearly.You must know that if the mother agrees, this man can't help but become his stepdad, and also the pillar of the family. If he chooses the poor, it will definitely be a big blow to the family.
Wu You was looking forward to and afraid at the same time.
"It's said that it's not bad, meow. My family is divorced and I have a daughter. My daughter is only sixteen or seventeen meow. His ex-wife probably won't come back after going abroad." Officer, he kicked away Xiao Hei who was occupying his sunbathing position, and then lay down comfortably: "Don't worry meow, if you dare to treat your mother badly, we won't let him go meow~"
Really, what is there to be afraid of?It's a big deal to scratch his lower body and he can't take care of himself.
Man, what a strange animal!
Seeing that there was really nothing to ask, Wu You scratched his head anxiously, he couldn't help but sent another text message to his mother: If you meet a good man, don't let go.
When Ms. Yang called, she opened her mouth and said, "What are you thinking, bastard? Why don't you hurry up and find a good woman instead of urging me? Don't talk about a good woman. Find someone who is willing to serve you and spend the rest of your life with me. You don't have to worry about me here after you recite the Buddha's name, your mother is so busy that you are so ignorant, how can you hang up!"
Wu You was dizzy by his mother's yelling, and it took him a long time to recover, and then he saw the obvious ridicule in the eyes of Niuzi and Xiao Hei.
He was actually laughed at by the cat at home.
Well, well, it’s not just once or twice anyway, it doesn’t matter.
After resting at home for a few days, I received countless text messages of love from my apprentice Wang Nannan.He finally had the comfort of a family with young children.But when I saw the apprentice said that he wanted to resign, he was not calm.
"Why do you want to resign?" Wu You pressed desperately on the phone keyboard.
"You've all been fired. I think it's my turn next. It's boring." Wang Nannan also sent a crying emoji, but unfortunately, his phone is too old, and the emoji looks just garbled characters.
"Nonsense, where did I get fired? I was injured and stayed at home for a few days, and I went to work on Monday." Wu You glared at Niuzi, he didn't believe they didn't know about such a big thing.
Niuzi lowered her head and licked her fur pretending not to see.
"Ah? Is that so?" Wang Nannan's heart skipped a beat. He looked at the resignation form in his hand, but fortunately he didn't hand it out: "That's great, by the way, master, don't you really need me to visit you?"
He has known Wu You for so long, he only knew that this little master lived nearby but he never invited himself to sit down once, which made him very discouraged.
"No need, it'll be fine soon." He didn't want others to see how his nose was smashed and swollen, it was too embarrassing.Moreover, he has no habit of inviting others to his home.For him, this place is his own territory, which belongs to him [-]%, and no one is allowed to enter except his mother, otherwise he will feel an awkward feeling of being violated.
Being rejected again, Wang Nannan is used to it: "That's good, I'll wait for you to come back."
"Niuzi, why do you gossip about me in the supermarket?" Wu You put down the phone and began to question.
Niuzi and Xiao Hei glanced at each other, and laughed meow: "Say you got into a fight with the boss and got beaten up covered in blood, then got a large amount of compensation and got fired, meow!" interesting.
"Also, it was also said that you were meowed by the boss's unspoken rules, and then you swore to die, but you were forcibly fucked by the boss and finally sent to the hospital, and now you are hidden by the golden house meow!!" Xiao Hei yelled gloatingly.It’s so ridiculous, their boss is so lacking in love that he will force his little stammering officer to shovel shit, and the golden house hides the beauty, unless he eats dried fish every day, otherwise the shit shoveling officer is absolutely not allowed to go to that golden house !
Wu You had black lines all over his head. He pinched his round cheeks, and then pinched his soft belly, thinking that if the boss really liked him, he would be happy. After all, the boss is tall, rich and handsome... Bah Bah, what are you thinking about?The boss is a man, unless he is Bai Fumei, otherwise he would not like it!
Wu Xiaoyou made up all kinds of rumors in his head and felt uneasy. For several nights in a row, he dreamed that the rich and handsome Boss Dongfang Lin was holding a whip and smiling at him, and he was still yelling, "Little baby, take off your clothes and accompany the uncle." Having a few drinks or something like that made him hide in a corner and tremble, that's a pity.In particular, I also dreamed that my boss squeezed my belly, dripped wax oil, and forced me to recite ancient poems, and I would be beaten if I stuttered. I felt as sad as I wanted, and I couldn’t describe it in words!
So tragic!
I'm going to work tomorrow, and I've rested for several days, and my bones are going to be soft.The vegetables on the balcony were already eaten up. He replanted some drought-resistant cabbage and spinach, and touched his nose that had subsided, and finally he could see people. He decided to make a big purchase after get off work tomorrow. Fan, buy pig's trotters and come back to stew soup to nourish and stick autumn fat.
In the afternoon, Niuzi and Xiao Hei were fighting for the ownership of the TV remote control. One wanted to watch Journey to the West, and the other wanted to watch Huanzhugege.Xiao Hei, who is usually weak when it comes to watching TV, stood up and resisted and did his part. He fought with Niu Zi, rolled from the living room to the bedroom, and from upstairs to downstairs.
Wu Xiaoyou exploded: "More, more, more trouble! No, no dried fish, eat!"
Xiao Hei was intimidated by Xiao Yugan, and his movements were slowed down by one tenth of a second, and then Niuzi sat under his buttocks and bit his throat.
"No, no, don't watch, Huanzhugege!" Wu You waved the remote control in his hand, as if waving a giant sword that could determine fate: "Also, don't watch, Journey to the West! Look, look, look at animals world!"
Niuzi and Xiao Hei, you look at me and I look at you, and finally compromise.
"I want to eat small stewed fish tonight." Niuzi jumped onto the sofa, found the best viewing angle, and lay down on her stomach.
"Eat fried fish meow!" Heizi pouted.
Wu You stared over, and the two cats fell silent.Forget it, just eat what you have, what do you care about with the shit shoveler, the price will drop for nothing.
Niuzi leaned on the armrest of the sofa, comforting herself.
At this time, the sound of opening the door and moving things came from outside the door. Wu You tiptoed to the door and opened the peephole to look out. He saw several men carrying several large boxes and luggage into the opposite room.
The neighbor is going to live in?I don't know how to get along well?Wu Xiaoyou looked at it for a long time, only to see many people coming and going inside packing up their things, their eyes were sore and they couldn't tell who looked like the owner.
Forget it, just say hello if you get along well, and pretend you didn't see it if you don't get along well.
But sometimes, there will be a kind of person that makes you feel difficult to get along with, and you have to say hello.
For example, your boss.
So, when Wu Xiaoyou opened the door to go to work the next day, she petrified in front of her own door.
Why does that man in sportswear and sweating profusely look so familiar when he just ran up the stairs? Why does he look so familiar? ?
It must be the wrong posture to open the door!
He turned around and slammed the door shut, meditating on Amitabha Buddha in his heart for a long time, and opened the door again.
Who knew that the familiar man would poke in front of his room door with such a smile: "Hey, Xiaoyou, good morning."
☆, just so hypocritical!
Wu Youmu looked at the new boss who was only a foot away from him with a straight face, and his heart was full of mania.
He would rather live opposite to the few strong men he saw at the beginning, so that he would have a reason not to talk to him.But why did such a person live? ?As soon as he saw him, he couldn't help but think of the stupid things he did that day, and his nose started to ache again.
Seeing the cloudy and uncertain expression of the soft and cute little rabbit in front of him, Dongfang Lin couldn't help laughing wildly in his heart.Yoyo, it's so much fun, if he knew there would be such benefits when he moved here, he would have come here long ago.When he decided to move, his family and Zhou Qi were taken aback. In their eyes, he was an "otaku" who insisted on bed. Every time he went on a business trip, it was like dying. Back to relax, so I have been living in the old house for the past few years when I came back from abroad. This house is also a birthday present from Uncle Zhou. It has been renovated for many years.
But he slept well last night, especially after seeing the vines with fruit hanging on the balcony of the attic and the loofah seedlings hanging from these fresh and tender loofahs, he felt even happier.
Introduce the four fate ah! ! !
In fact, Dongfang Lin's thoughts on Wu Xiaoyou are still very simple now. He simply thinks this new subordinate is very interesting and can bring a little relief to his usually stressful work. Seeing him stuttering and speechless in embarrassment but But there is a hint of impatience in the eyes, really like those lop-eared rabbits raised in the old house. When they are in a hurry, they either simply ignore them, or they come up to take a bite. They are round and round, which is very attractive. People want to bully.
Seeing that Wu You was silent, Young Master Dong was not in a hurry, and said with a smile, "It's only 07:30, are you going to work?"
Wu Youmu nodded with a grimace.
"Hey, didn't HR contact you? You have been transferred to the Propaganda Department. You don't have to go to get off work so early every day at [-] o'clock and [-] o'clock." Dongfang Lin rubbed his chin, thinking that the new HR put this forgot?Forget it, go back and add bonuses!
Only then did Wu You remember the call he received two days ago. Unfortunately, he forgot to tell Niuzi, and he was photographed right after seven o'clock. The back of the head is gone.
"Forget, forget." He squirmed his lips and said dryly.
Young Master Dong always wanted to laugh when he saw his guarded appearance: "Is your nose okay?"
Wu You touched the bridge of his nose in embarrassment, and nodded.
Following his movements, the soft black hair on the forehead swayed slightly, and a bunch of curled up hair on the top of the head also swayed, which was very attractive.
So Dongfang Lin couldn't help reaching out and touching a few, it was so soft and nice to touch.
Wu You was stunned, what's wrong with the boss harassing him at his door early in the morning? ?Still touch the head! !I don't know if a man's head and a woman's waist are not lovers, don't recruit them? ?Why do you touch Lao Tzu's head!
He took a step back and wanted to shake the salty pig's hand off his head, but unfortunately he couldn't support the boss's long arms, so he let go after a few snorts: "Didn't you eat breakfast?" The boss smiled like a bird Fox: "I bought steamed stuffed buns, and I will make porridge later, shall we eat together?"
Wu Xiaotubit sensitively sensed the slightest sense of crisis, and cautiously shook her head: "No, no..."
"Don't deduct wages!" Boss Fox immediately put on a straight face: "Eating with the boss to make the boss feel happy is also the responsibility of an employee!"
Wu You was stunned. He had never realized that a person would be so cruel if he was shameless.What does it mean to eat with the boss and make the boss feel happy is the employee's due responsibility? ?He was also an employee before, and he didn't see the boss asking him to accompany him! !Damn, did he encounter the legendary unspoken rules in the workplace? ?
too horrible!Are you considering resigning?
Woohoo, Mom, if it’s really not possible, I’ll go home with you and grow vegetables!
"Huh?" The boss's tone was threatening.
Rabbit Wu drooped his ears, and even the dull hair on his head lost his energy.He really couldn't bear to part with this good job, close to home, benefits, and discounts on shopping... Forget it, they're all men anyway, isn't it just a meal?Eat his and save your own!
Wu You clenched his fists in his heart and nodded expressionlessly: "Okay."
Boss Fox smiled again: "Great, eating alone is boring. Come to my house and show you the grape trellis I built. It's a pity that a lot of grapes are rotten, and the loofah is also much older. I knew it would be so good." I’ve already moved the things I need.” He “invited” Wu You into his room with regret, and shut the door and locked it.
Wu You trembled all over, and the sense of crisis became even heavier.
Dongfang Lin put some cold buns into the microwave oven, turned on the electric pressure cooker and stirred the porridge inside: "Wait for me, I'll take a shower, it's too uncomfortable to sweat all over the place. You can walk around in the room casually, Help me see how to clean up my balcony on the second floor... Wait for me to eat together, don't sneak around, or your salary will be deducted!"
After the black-hearted boss threatened, he hummed a song and ran to take a shower.
Wu Xiaoyou sat stiffly on the white leather sofa in the living room, only daring to sit on half of her buttocks, for fear that her jeans would stain the sofa.This thing looks extremely expensive, and if it breaks, I probably have to sell my kidneys to pay for it.
"Wu Xiaoyou, Wu Xiaoyou!" A few sparrows fell on the window sill, it was really hard for them to fly to such a high floor to watch the gossip: "Yo, why are you here?"
"I know, his new boss lives here!"
"Wow, is that the legendary handsome guy?"
"That's right, Big Hui's good friend said he was the one who farted while covering the blanket!"
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
Wu You quickly walked to the balcony, nervously stopped: "Don't, don't talk nonsense."
"It's okay, he can't understand anyway!"
"That's right, but Wu Xiaoyou, why are you here?"
"Boss and subordinates! My God, Wu Xiaoyou, have you been caught by unspoken rules?"
"What? Is it selling yourself for glory?"
"Fart, don't you idiot read more books? If it's shown on TV like this, it's because the boss takes a fancy to the employee's body and threatens him with work!"
"My God!! Wu Xiaoyou, your body is being threatened??"
"Do you want us to avenge you? Pull him in the head!!"
A few little sparrows opened their brains and chattered non-stop, making Wu You nervous and embarrassed: "Don't, don't make trouble, no, no, this, this." He thought for a while, and said against his will: "Old, boss, He's a good guy."
The little sparrows all flew away suddenly, Wu You froze and turned around stiffly.
Dongfang Lin wiped his wet hair, leaned against the door frame of the bedroom and looked at him with a smile: "So I am a good person in your heart? Huh? Send me a good person card? Huh? You can tell me in front of me , if I hadn't heard it, I would have thought you had a problem with me."
I have a big opinion on you! !Wu You's heart was manic, and his expression was dull: "No, no."
Dongfang Lin was very sad, he covered his heart: "You would rather praise me to a few birds than say something nice to me?"
I wouldn't praise you if it wasn't for the fear that you might get pulled over your head! !
Wu You complained wildly, his face still dull: "No, no, I, I, I..."
"Okay, I get it." Dong Dashao looked sad, he put a towel around his neck, and shook his head sadly: "I knew it, I'm the boss, no one likes the boss, let alone I'm an airborne Boss, everyone probably hates me to death, they are afraid that I will start with the employees, and you want to stab me in the heart, right?"
"No, no, no, I, I didn't..." Wu You was a little anxious, for fear that if he expressed his wrong feelings and angered the new boss, what would he do if he got angry and snapped himself?Although he also felt the villain of the new boss in his heart, he still hopes that the new boss can make the supermarket better, so that they can increase their wages and not be fired.
"Big, everyone is very, very looking forward to, hope, will, will be better. Before the supermarket, it was, it was messed up. For example, if it can, it can be good, then..." The more anxious he was, the more he couldn't express clearly, with a suppressed face All red.
"Okay, okay, I know, you all hope that I can be the new official and fix this mess. I understand." Dongfang Lin suppressed a smile: "But you also have to help me, as the saying goes, a good man three times Help, right? Come to eat, I cooked millet porridge."
The topic in the morning shifted strangely to whether the boss's cooking was delicious or not, and the boss's fancy cooking skills.Wu You was forced to accept the boss's dinner invitation, because Dongfang Lin decided to cook with the loofah on the balcony, so he tried his best to invite the owner of the loofah.
After Wu Xiaoyou had a difficult breakfast, she washed the dishes and cleaned the pots for the boss in a very obsequious manner, and then respectfully waited for the boss to change his clothes and walked out of the house together.He felt that he was the great eunuch in ancient times. After serving inside and out, he still had to act according to the emperor's expression. He was afraid that if something was not in place, Longyan would be furious and beat himself up.
Dongfang Lin looked at Wu You forbearingly being teased by him, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.He finally understands why some people like to bully people so much, especially the one who dares to be angry and dare not speak out when being bullied, which really makes people feel a sense of victory.
Yes, it's that hypocritical!
But he also knows what is enough is enough, rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, what if they pissed people off and turned around and really resigned?Then the loss outweighs the gain.
The perverted boss fox looked at the dejected little rabbit Wu walking in front of him, rubbed his chin and laughed out loud.
Wu You trembled all over, and lowered his head even lower.
☆、10 power of gossip
The boss of Dongda originally wanted to drive, but Wu Xiaoyou vowed to die.Not because I'm afraid of being the boss's car, but because...
Damn, it only takes 15 minutes to walk from home to the supermarket! !Driving there, looking for a parking space when you get there, is not enough gas money to start!Even if the boss has a fixed parking space, he doesn't want to lose face with it!You have to climb out within 2 minutes after sitting in, why bother!
"Go, walk!" Wu You looked at the big black iron sedan car in resistance: "It's very close, it's environmentally friendly!"
The environmental protection fighter was blowing his hair, and the boss of Dongda breathed out, put the briefcase under the creaking nest and sighed: "It's really troublesome, okay, I'll listen to you."
You are the big trouble!Wu Xiaoyou suppressed the contempt in her eyes: "Boss, you, you, you can, drive, drive, go by yourself."
"It's been a long time since I walked to work, and it's good to go for a walk." Dongfang Lin flipped his hair at the car window, and felt that he was handsome, so he straightened up in satisfaction: "Let's go, you lead the way."
What kind of trouble is this kind of devil rushing into the village... Wu You has a black thread, and leads the way with a dull head.He felt that his new boss was really a pain in the ass. Ordinarily, people like them shouldn’t be cool and domineering every day standing in front of the French windows on the highest floor looking at the mediocre crowd below with a sneer and saying Tianliang Wangpo ?Why do you want to live across the door from me when you are full and walk behind your ass to go to work?Boss, you look stupid with your briefcase in your hands, do you know that?Fortunately, you are not wearing a white shirt and suit, otherwise you would be the same as the salesman in X Ai X's house on the side of the road! !
stupid!through!up!
While complaining in her heart, Wu You had to endure a few sparrows barking wildly above her head: "Big news, big news, Wu Xiaoyou was unspoken by his boss!!"
Damn, you are the only ones who are caught by the unspoken rules!No millet to eat this week!
The sparrow, who didn't know that he was deprived of the benefits of eating millet, was so excited that his small body circled a few times in the air and flew away in all directions.As the most conscientious gossip observers, they must tell the good friends in the whole city of B about this as soon as possible, so that everyone can share it together!
Wu Xiaoyou bought a few steamed buns on the way, and he shared the stuffing with the stray cat Rhubarb, and then saw the playful look in Rhubarb's eyes: "You've been adopted, meow?"
If it wasn't for the big boss behind him, he would definitely go crazy: "Bad, bad meow!"
When Baozipi was about to walk to the entrance of the supermarket, the mother dog was standing there to greet him: "Wang Wang, Wu Xiaoyou, have you hooked up the golden turtle son-in-law?"
With black lines on his face, Wu You raised the skin of the bun: "Eat, can you eat..."
"Wow, woof, eat!" Before he could finish his stuttering, the mother dog jumped up, snatched the plastic bag containing the bun skin from his hand, opened it and ate it with big mouthfuls.
Dongfang Lin followed all the way and found it very interesting.This little stammer doesn't like to talk to people, but he is very affectionate to these cats and dogs.At first, he thought that Wu You bought buns because he was not full, but who knew they were used to feed stray cats and dogs.
"Are you feeding this stray dog? Look at the fat one, its stomach is almost hanging down to the ground." It's true that this silly-looking big yellow dog can become so fat
But on the second day of his rest, the door next door opened.
"Get up, meow!" Sanhua Niuzi jumped onto Wu You's bed: "There's someone coming next door, meow, didn't you say you wanted to see meow, meow!!"
With two dark circles under her eyes, Wu You got out of the bed in a daze, and instantly woke up: "The next door is coming, someone is here? Ah, early, I knew, I, I, I will change, change..."
"Change to a new note meow!!" Niuzi added wittyly: "Now there is still time meow!"
He cleaned himself up quickly and opened the door to peek into the next door.
"Sir, is there anything you want?" The apartment type of this building is four households on one floor, but because the top floor is a duplex, it becomes two households on one floor.As soon as the elevator door opened, several strong men came out. The one in the lead saw the guy who was looking at his boss' room like a thief.
"No, no, I, I, I..." Wu You started to worry, he gestured indiscriminately: "Just, that's, that, that..."
This group of people is so annoying, why are they all so tall!It's a lot of pressure, okay?Not at all accommodating.Woohoo, how sad it would be if the neighbors were like this.
The leading man directly took out a pen and paper from his pocket and handed it to Wu You: "Sir, please."
Wu Xiaoyou looked at the pen and paper in front of her, crying silently in her heart.Was it known that he stuttered?Look, even new neighbors know to keep a pen and paper with them...
It's a pity that he guessed wrong this time, because when the big boss of these people sent a certain rabbit home two days ago, he found that the door opposite the rabbit was the apartment he had been vacant all the time, and there was a note on the door. The handwriting on the note is slightly blurred due to time, but it can still be read clearly.
vines?Loofah?Well, I didn't see that this rabbit is still a guy who likes gardening.
When a certain black-bellied boss came back to the company, he made a quick decision and decided to move out of the main house to be neighbors with his new subordinate, a funny little rabbit.
The days seemed to be a little more fun, Dongfang Lin held the note, stroked his chin and started laughing.
Because after Wu You entered the president's office, he came out covered in blood and never showed up again, causing the supermarket employees to start panicking.Some people think this is a good opportunity to climb up, and some people are thinking about quitting and resigning.
Wang Nannan sent several messages to Wu You, but the responses she got were all vague, such as I'm fine, don't worry, thank you for your kindness, I don't plan to go to new places for the time being, etc.
He clutched his phone, thinking about it.A year ago, Wu You was his master, and now he is his partner, but within a year, he was also promoted to be the team leader, and his position as the team leader has remained unchanged.He didn't want to work in the family business because he was a bit rebellious, and felt too restricted.Even if a second-generation family business starts from the grassroots level, others will only see your identity rather than your ability.If you go to other places, this will not be the case. Everyone does not know anyone, and it is up to the individual to climb up. It will also be of great help to the improvement of experience in various aspects.
Especially during this year, he developed a strange affection for his master.The little chubby man with a gentle smile, although he stuttered, has helped him a lot this year, basically giving everything he has, and never keeping it private, even his Being able to become the team leader was all because of Wu You's recommendation.But such a good old man was taken away by 120 bloody not long after entering the president's office, and he didn't even dare to say a word of complaint.Poor Wu You is alone in this city, his parents are divorced, and his mother earns a living by selling vegetables. How difficult it is.If he doesn't reach out to protect this person, it will be too shameful!
If Wu You knew that his partner made him look like this, he would be dumbfounded. He could only blame himself for being too low-key at ordinary times, and because of his stammer, he was a bit out of gregarious, and the many people around him came and went quickly, causing him Not very close to anyone.It's rare to have a partner who can last for a year, and it's not so puzzling to think of myself as a bitter cabbage and as a person who needs protection and care.
The neighbor didn't seem to have much of a problem with his trellis encroaching on his balcony, and even built a trellis to hang pruned vines from.Wu You breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, he was quite afraid that someone would come to the door and point at him and scold him. If this kind of thing really happened, I'm afraid this person would not be able to live here.
Yes, our weak and low-key Wu Xiaoyou also has domestic thugs!
For example, the gang of stray cats living downstairs, the big gray family who are frequent visitors to the garbage dump, the resident pilot Xiaomi Mili and his relatives and friends, and the white pigeon Qiaoqiao who often moves around.If anyone dares to mess with Wu Xiaoyou, who is the only one who can understand what they say and often brings them delicious food and is willing to listen to their gossip, then wait for the furniture at home to be gnawed on the balcony to dry clothes, and the birds will pull her papa out to be threatened by the dog. You will be scratched by cats like assassins!
Listen, it's horrible!
With the approval of the neighbors for the vines, the big stone hanging in Wu You's heart finally fell into his stomach. He hummed a song and made a big pot of cat rice. He fed his two masters first, and brought the rest downstairs , greeted the group of good friends downstairs to share food together.
Yes, the life of our protagonist Wu Xiaoyou is so leisurely.
Going to and from work, cooking at home, serving the master, watching TV, and listening to gossip, you don’t need to go online at ordinary times, you can know the big and small gossips of city B in the first time, and you can even hear a few gossips in neighboring cities. Ears are several percentage points higher than the accuracy of the Internet!
Especially now that there are still people who automatically and spontaneously "monitor" his new big leader, and report back and forth every day. Although he sits firmly at home, he basically knows what happened in the company, big and small.
For example, the leaders of the Propaganda Department were dismissed, leaving only one or two workers.
For example, if the financial manager wanted to escape, he was blocked at home and arrested. The relatives of the Zhou family came to Zhou Qi for help, crying and shouting, but Zhou Qi stopped him after saying that the company had been sold.
For example, the purchasing manager was changed, and most of the products in the supermarket began to be re-tendered...
After Wu You heard the news, he started sending text messages to his wife.
The capable Ms. Yang is now a very well-developed professional vegetable householder, and even owns a large orchard, and has been judged as an outstanding female entrepreneur in the county.Compared with his father's family, who has changed from a leader to a small accountant since the state-owned bankruptcy was acquired, and earns thousands of dollars a month to support the family, I don't know how many times stronger.
Ms. Yang told him more than once that her father wanted him to recognize his ancestors, and they were all photographed.Yang Xu spat triumphantly on the phone: "Your father's narrow-mindedness, who can't see clearly, didn't he just like the money in my hand and your apartment? Back then, he thought it was great to have a dormitory in the factory. , now even if the dormitory is demolished for him, it’s just a new house from the town. Tsk tsk, there are two sons in his family, all of them are lazy and lazy, and they are not as strong as my Yoyo’s fingers. Now I’m thinking about it Let you recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors, fuck him! This is not the time when he disliked your stuttering. Why don't I just change your surname, follow my surname Yang, and call it Yang You... Well, it's just not very Nice to hear."
Wu You listened to his mother chattering non-stop, unable to get in a sentence: "No, no, no, no..."
"I know you said you don't need to change it. I'm just saying it. I'm so busy now that I can't take care of you. You can just eat and dress yourself. I will visit you later. By the way, you said your supermarket business promotion I have also heard about it, and I am preparing materials, good son, don't worry, I can do it for your mother!"
After hanging up the phone, Wu You sighed.It's a good thing that my mother is capable, but after all, my mother is already fifty. Since the divorce, there is no one around to support each other. No matter what, she is still a woman. I only hate that although I am a man, I can't handle things. It's embarrassing to think about it.
"Actually, meow..." Niuzi nestled in his arms, stretched out her paw and touched his face: "Actually, someone chased meow for your mother, but she never agreed with meow..."
☆, scary neighbor
Wu You heard that her mother was being chased, and she was stunned: "Really, really? Why, I don't know at all, do I?"
"I've been chasing you for five or six years, meow, but my aunt never agreed meow." Fat Sanhua stroked his beard, feeling thirsty after talking too much, so he jumped off Wu You's lap to find water to drink.
"Then, that person, how, how? Okay?" Wu You asked, he felt that he cared too little for his mother, especially since he rarely went back to his hometown since he went to work, and his mother took care of him. Dong Dong came to see him, even if he went back for the Chinese New Year, he would only stay in his hometown for two days.
Thinking of the attitudes of his brothers, sisters and relatives in his hometown, Wu You really didn't like it there.Back then, my grandfather gave the dormitory allocated by the factory to my mother, and the family had a lot of quarrels. Finally, my mother said that I don’t want anything but this small dormitory and signed a paper before I was let go.At that time, I was still young, and every time I went back, I would be surrounded by other brothers and sisters shouting and stuttering, so I might as well stay in school and be happy.In the past few years, my mother has got rich in business, and that group of people gathered around again, and some even introduced herself to someone. Unfortunately, let alone the girl I introduced, my mother quarreled with the other party after one glance. stand up.They all thought that it would be nice if they were stuttering and working as handymen in a supermarket, but they didn't expect to be so picky.Now everyone over there covets money from mom and waits to laugh at themselves.If his grandma and grandpa were not still alive, he would not even want to go back for the New Year.
Wu You knew that her mother had faced more gossip than she had heard or thought. A single woman with a child has never been married, and now she has gone into business and made money. In short, there are all kinds of rumors, envy and jealousy Ms. Yang doesn't care much about hating more and saying good things less.
"What are you afraid of? My old lady is good at sitting upright, she doesn't burn her hands as much as she earns, and she doesn't give them a penny. Seeing how jealous they are, I can eat half a bowl of rice. Besides, your mother and I Don't worry about it, how did you come up with so many twists and turns?" The tough Ms. Yang reprimanded Wu You, and then swatted her son away like a fly.
In Yang Xu's heart, besides being a precious eldest son, Wu You still has a knot in his heart that cannot be solved.The stuttering problem brought out by her son in the womb made her extremely worried. If it is good to say that he is cheerful, now he looks so timid and cowardly, soft-spoken and small in stature.If she didn't know that she was born with a handle, she would definitely think that this is a big girl.
Today's girls are all top-notch, strong and coddled, and the ones who catch their eyes are all professionals, beautiful and capable.But which of these girls can fancy their son?Who is willing to find a man who is weaker than himself to rely on for a lifetime?The reason why she works so hard to make money is that part of it is for her own pleasure, and the other part is because she wants to save enough money for her son, even if she can't find a girl to marry in the future, even if she can't live alone, it's too miserable .
Poor parents all over the world.
Wu You also understands these things, but it's a pity that he doesn't know anything about business, let alone talking about heroes at the wine table, the wine he brews can pour him down.This kind of helpless frustration made him keep a low profile, as long as he didn't cause trouble for his mother, it would be the greatest help.
So if there is a man who will pursue his mother, he must open his eyes and see clearly.You must know that if the mother agrees, this man can't help but become his stepdad, and also the pillar of the family. If he chooses the poor, it will definitely be a big blow to the family.
Wu You was looking forward to and afraid at the same time.
"It's said that it's not bad, meow. My family is divorced and I have a daughter. My daughter is only sixteen or seventeen meow. His ex-wife probably won't come back after going abroad." Officer, he kicked away Xiao Hei who was occupying his sunbathing position, and then lay down comfortably: "Don't worry meow, if you dare to treat your mother badly, we won't let him go meow~"
Really, what is there to be afraid of?It's a big deal to scratch his lower body and he can't take care of himself.
Man, what a strange animal!
Seeing that there was really nothing to ask, Wu You scratched his head anxiously, he couldn't help but sent another text message to his mother: If you meet a good man, don't let go.
When Ms. Yang called, she opened her mouth and said, "What are you thinking, bastard? Why don't you hurry up and find a good woman instead of urging me? Don't talk about a good woman. Find someone who is willing to serve you and spend the rest of your life with me. You don't have to worry about me here after you recite the Buddha's name, your mother is so busy that you are so ignorant, how can you hang up!"
Wu You was dizzy by his mother's yelling, and it took him a long time to recover, and then he saw the obvious ridicule in the eyes of Niuzi and Xiao Hei.
He was actually laughed at by the cat at home.
Well, well, it’s not just once or twice anyway, it doesn’t matter.
After resting at home for a few days, I received countless text messages of love from my apprentice Wang Nannan.He finally had the comfort of a family with young children.But when I saw the apprentice said that he wanted to resign, he was not calm.
"Why do you want to resign?" Wu You pressed desperately on the phone keyboard.
"You've all been fired. I think it's my turn next. It's boring." Wang Nannan also sent a crying emoji, but unfortunately, his phone is too old, and the emoji looks just garbled characters.
"Nonsense, where did I get fired? I was injured and stayed at home for a few days, and I went to work on Monday." Wu You glared at Niuzi, he didn't believe they didn't know about such a big thing.
Niuzi lowered her head and licked her fur pretending not to see.
"Ah? Is that so?" Wang Nannan's heart skipped a beat. He looked at the resignation form in his hand, but fortunately he didn't hand it out: "That's great, by the way, master, don't you really need me to visit you?"
He has known Wu You for so long, he only knew that this little master lived nearby but he never invited himself to sit down once, which made him very discouraged.
"No need, it'll be fine soon." He didn't want others to see how his nose was smashed and swollen, it was too embarrassing.Moreover, he has no habit of inviting others to his home.For him, this place is his own territory, which belongs to him [-]%, and no one is allowed to enter except his mother, otherwise he will feel an awkward feeling of being violated.
Being rejected again, Wang Nannan is used to it: "That's good, I'll wait for you to come back."
"Niuzi, why do you gossip about me in the supermarket?" Wu You put down the phone and began to question.
Niuzi and Xiao Hei glanced at each other, and laughed meow: "Say you got into a fight with the boss and got beaten up covered in blood, then got a large amount of compensation and got fired, meow!" interesting.
"Also, it was also said that you were meowed by the boss's unspoken rules, and then you swore to die, but you were forcibly fucked by the boss and finally sent to the hospital, and now you are hidden by the golden house meow!!" Xiao Hei yelled gloatingly.It’s so ridiculous, their boss is so lacking in love that he will force his little stammering officer to shovel shit, and the golden house hides the beauty, unless he eats dried fish every day, otherwise the shit shoveling officer is absolutely not allowed to go to that golden house !
Wu You had black lines all over his head. He pinched his round cheeks, and then pinched his soft belly, thinking that if the boss really liked him, he would be happy. After all, the boss is tall, rich and handsome... Bah Bah, what are you thinking about?The boss is a man, unless he is Bai Fumei, otherwise he would not like it!
Wu Xiaoyou made up all kinds of rumors in his head and felt uneasy. For several nights in a row, he dreamed that the rich and handsome Boss Dongfang Lin was holding a whip and smiling at him, and he was still yelling, "Little baby, take off your clothes and accompany the uncle." Having a few drinks or something like that made him hide in a corner and tremble, that's a pity.In particular, I also dreamed that my boss squeezed my belly, dripped wax oil, and forced me to recite ancient poems, and I would be beaten if I stuttered. I felt as sad as I wanted, and I couldn’t describe it in words!
So tragic!
I'm going to work tomorrow, and I've rested for several days, and my bones are going to be soft.The vegetables on the balcony were already eaten up. He replanted some drought-resistant cabbage and spinach, and touched his nose that had subsided, and finally he could see people. He decided to make a big purchase after get off work tomorrow. Fan, buy pig's trotters and come back to stew soup to nourish and stick autumn fat.
In the afternoon, Niuzi and Xiao Hei were fighting for the ownership of the TV remote control. One wanted to watch Journey to the West, and the other wanted to watch Huanzhugege.Xiao Hei, who is usually weak when it comes to watching TV, stood up and resisted and did his part. He fought with Niu Zi, rolled from the living room to the bedroom, and from upstairs to downstairs.
Wu Xiaoyou exploded: "More, more, more trouble! No, no dried fish, eat!"
Xiao Hei was intimidated by Xiao Yugan, and his movements were slowed down by one tenth of a second, and then Niuzi sat under his buttocks and bit his throat.
"No, no, don't watch, Huanzhugege!" Wu You waved the remote control in his hand, as if waving a giant sword that could determine fate: "Also, don't watch, Journey to the West! Look, look, look at animals world!"
Niuzi and Xiao Hei, you look at me and I look at you, and finally compromise.
"I want to eat small stewed fish tonight." Niuzi jumped onto the sofa, found the best viewing angle, and lay down on her stomach.
"Eat fried fish meow!" Heizi pouted.
Wu You stared over, and the two cats fell silent.Forget it, just eat what you have, what do you care about with the shit shoveler, the price will drop for nothing.
Niuzi leaned on the armrest of the sofa, comforting herself.
At this time, the sound of opening the door and moving things came from outside the door. Wu You tiptoed to the door and opened the peephole to look out. He saw several men carrying several large boxes and luggage into the opposite room.
The neighbor is going to live in?I don't know how to get along well?Wu Xiaoyou looked at it for a long time, only to see many people coming and going inside packing up their things, their eyes were sore and they couldn't tell who looked like the owner.
Forget it, just say hello if you get along well, and pretend you didn't see it if you don't get along well.
But sometimes, there will be a kind of person that makes you feel difficult to get along with, and you have to say hello.
For example, your boss.
So, when Wu Xiaoyou opened the door to go to work the next day, she petrified in front of her own door.
Why does that man in sportswear and sweating profusely look so familiar when he just ran up the stairs? Why does he look so familiar? ?
It must be the wrong posture to open the door!
He turned around and slammed the door shut, meditating on Amitabha Buddha in his heart for a long time, and opened the door again.
Who knew that the familiar man would poke in front of his room door with such a smile: "Hey, Xiaoyou, good morning."
☆, just so hypocritical!
Wu Youmu looked at the new boss who was only a foot away from him with a straight face, and his heart was full of mania.
He would rather live opposite to the few strong men he saw at the beginning, so that he would have a reason not to talk to him.But why did such a person live? ?As soon as he saw him, he couldn't help but think of the stupid things he did that day, and his nose started to ache again.
Seeing the cloudy and uncertain expression of the soft and cute little rabbit in front of him, Dongfang Lin couldn't help laughing wildly in his heart.Yoyo, it's so much fun, if he knew there would be such benefits when he moved here, he would have come here long ago.When he decided to move, his family and Zhou Qi were taken aback. In their eyes, he was an "otaku" who insisted on bed. Every time he went on a business trip, it was like dying. Back to relax, so I have been living in the old house for the past few years when I came back from abroad. This house is also a birthday present from Uncle Zhou. It has been renovated for many years.
But he slept well last night, especially after seeing the vines with fruit hanging on the balcony of the attic and the loofah seedlings hanging from these fresh and tender loofahs, he felt even happier.
Introduce the four fate ah! ! !
In fact, Dongfang Lin's thoughts on Wu Xiaoyou are still very simple now. He simply thinks this new subordinate is very interesting and can bring a little relief to his usually stressful work. Seeing him stuttering and speechless in embarrassment but But there is a hint of impatience in the eyes, really like those lop-eared rabbits raised in the old house. When they are in a hurry, they either simply ignore them, or they come up to take a bite. They are round and round, which is very attractive. People want to bully.
Seeing that Wu You was silent, Young Master Dong was not in a hurry, and said with a smile, "It's only 07:30, are you going to work?"
Wu Youmu nodded with a grimace.
"Hey, didn't HR contact you? You have been transferred to the Propaganda Department. You don't have to go to get off work so early every day at [-] o'clock and [-] o'clock." Dongfang Lin rubbed his chin, thinking that the new HR put this forgot?Forget it, go back and add bonuses!
Only then did Wu You remember the call he received two days ago. Unfortunately, he forgot to tell Niuzi, and he was photographed right after seven o'clock. The back of the head is gone.
"Forget, forget." He squirmed his lips and said dryly.
Young Master Dong always wanted to laugh when he saw his guarded appearance: "Is your nose okay?"
Wu You touched the bridge of his nose in embarrassment, and nodded.
Following his movements, the soft black hair on the forehead swayed slightly, and a bunch of curled up hair on the top of the head also swayed, which was very attractive.
So Dongfang Lin couldn't help reaching out and touching a few, it was so soft and nice to touch.
Wu You was stunned, what's wrong with the boss harassing him at his door early in the morning? ?Still touch the head! !I don't know if a man's head and a woman's waist are not lovers, don't recruit them? ?Why do you touch Lao Tzu's head!
He took a step back and wanted to shake the salty pig's hand off his head, but unfortunately he couldn't support the boss's long arms, so he let go after a few snorts: "Didn't you eat breakfast?" The boss smiled like a bird Fox: "I bought steamed stuffed buns, and I will make porridge later, shall we eat together?"
Wu Xiaotubit sensitively sensed the slightest sense of crisis, and cautiously shook her head: "No, no..."
"Don't deduct wages!" Boss Fox immediately put on a straight face: "Eating with the boss to make the boss feel happy is also the responsibility of an employee!"
Wu You was stunned. He had never realized that a person would be so cruel if he was shameless.What does it mean to eat with the boss and make the boss feel happy is the employee's due responsibility? ?He was also an employee before, and he didn't see the boss asking him to accompany him! !Damn, did he encounter the legendary unspoken rules in the workplace? ?
too horrible!Are you considering resigning?
Woohoo, Mom, if it’s really not possible, I’ll go home with you and grow vegetables!
"Huh?" The boss's tone was threatening.
Rabbit Wu drooped his ears, and even the dull hair on his head lost his energy.He really couldn't bear to part with this good job, close to home, benefits, and discounts on shopping... Forget it, they're all men anyway, isn't it just a meal?Eat his and save your own!
Wu You clenched his fists in his heart and nodded expressionlessly: "Okay."
Boss Fox smiled again: "Great, eating alone is boring. Come to my house and show you the grape trellis I built. It's a pity that a lot of grapes are rotten, and the loofah is also much older. I knew it would be so good." I’ve already moved the things I need.” He “invited” Wu You into his room with regret, and shut the door and locked it.
Wu You trembled all over, and the sense of crisis became even heavier.
Dongfang Lin put some cold buns into the microwave oven, turned on the electric pressure cooker and stirred the porridge inside: "Wait for me, I'll take a shower, it's too uncomfortable to sweat all over the place. You can walk around in the room casually, Help me see how to clean up my balcony on the second floor... Wait for me to eat together, don't sneak around, or your salary will be deducted!"
After the black-hearted boss threatened, he hummed a song and ran to take a shower.
Wu Xiaoyou sat stiffly on the white leather sofa in the living room, only daring to sit on half of her buttocks, for fear that her jeans would stain the sofa.This thing looks extremely expensive, and if it breaks, I probably have to sell my kidneys to pay for it.
"Wu Xiaoyou, Wu Xiaoyou!" A few sparrows fell on the window sill, it was really hard for them to fly to such a high floor to watch the gossip: "Yo, why are you here?"
"I know, his new boss lives here!"
"Wow, is that the legendary handsome guy?"
"That's right, Big Hui's good friend said he was the one who farted while covering the blanket!"
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
Wu You quickly walked to the balcony, nervously stopped: "Don't, don't talk nonsense."
"It's okay, he can't understand anyway!"
"That's right, but Wu Xiaoyou, why are you here?"
"Boss and subordinates! My God, Wu Xiaoyou, have you been caught by unspoken rules?"
"What? Is it selling yourself for glory?"
"Fart, don't you idiot read more books? If it's shown on TV like this, it's because the boss takes a fancy to the employee's body and threatens him with work!"
"My God!! Wu Xiaoyou, your body is being threatened??"
"Do you want us to avenge you? Pull him in the head!!"
A few little sparrows opened their brains and chattered non-stop, making Wu You nervous and embarrassed: "Don't, don't make trouble, no, no, this, this." He thought for a while, and said against his will: "Old, boss, He's a good guy."
The little sparrows all flew away suddenly, Wu You froze and turned around stiffly.
Dongfang Lin wiped his wet hair, leaned against the door frame of the bedroom and looked at him with a smile: "So I am a good person in your heart? Huh? Send me a good person card? Huh? You can tell me in front of me , if I hadn't heard it, I would have thought you had a problem with me."
I have a big opinion on you! !Wu You's heart was manic, and his expression was dull: "No, no."
Dongfang Lin was very sad, he covered his heart: "You would rather praise me to a few birds than say something nice to me?"
I wouldn't praise you if it wasn't for the fear that you might get pulled over your head! !
Wu You complained wildly, his face still dull: "No, no, I, I, I..."
"Okay, I get it." Dong Dashao looked sad, he put a towel around his neck, and shook his head sadly: "I knew it, I'm the boss, no one likes the boss, let alone I'm an airborne Boss, everyone probably hates me to death, they are afraid that I will start with the employees, and you want to stab me in the heart, right?"
"No, no, no, I, I didn't..." Wu You was a little anxious, for fear that if he expressed his wrong feelings and angered the new boss, what would he do if he got angry and snapped himself?Although he also felt the villain of the new boss in his heart, he still hopes that the new boss can make the supermarket better, so that they can increase their wages and not be fired.
"Big, everyone is very, very looking forward to, hope, will, will be better. Before the supermarket, it was, it was messed up. For example, if it can, it can be good, then..." The more anxious he was, the more he couldn't express clearly, with a suppressed face All red.
"Okay, okay, I know, you all hope that I can be the new official and fix this mess. I understand." Dongfang Lin suppressed a smile: "But you also have to help me, as the saying goes, a good man three times Help, right? Come to eat, I cooked millet porridge."
The topic in the morning shifted strangely to whether the boss's cooking was delicious or not, and the boss's fancy cooking skills.Wu You was forced to accept the boss's dinner invitation, because Dongfang Lin decided to cook with the loofah on the balcony, so he tried his best to invite the owner of the loofah.
After Wu Xiaoyou had a difficult breakfast, she washed the dishes and cleaned the pots for the boss in a very obsequious manner, and then respectfully waited for the boss to change his clothes and walked out of the house together.He felt that he was the great eunuch in ancient times. After serving inside and out, he still had to act according to the emperor's expression. He was afraid that if something was not in place, Longyan would be furious and beat himself up.
Dongfang Lin looked at Wu You forbearingly being teased by him, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.He finally understands why some people like to bully people so much, especially the one who dares to be angry and dare not speak out when being bullied, which really makes people feel a sense of victory.
Yes, it's that hypocritical!
But he also knows what is enough is enough, rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, what if they pissed people off and turned around and really resigned?Then the loss outweighs the gain.
The perverted boss fox looked at the dejected little rabbit Wu walking in front of him, rubbed his chin and laughed out loud.
Wu You trembled all over, and lowered his head even lower.
☆、10 power of gossip
The boss of Dongda originally wanted to drive, but Wu Xiaoyou vowed to die.Not because I'm afraid of being the boss's car, but because...
Damn, it only takes 15 minutes to walk from home to the supermarket! !Driving there, looking for a parking space when you get there, is not enough gas money to start!Even if the boss has a fixed parking space, he doesn't want to lose face with it!You have to climb out within 2 minutes after sitting in, why bother!
"Go, walk!" Wu You looked at the big black iron sedan car in resistance: "It's very close, it's environmentally friendly!"
The environmental protection fighter was blowing his hair, and the boss of Dongda breathed out, put the briefcase under the creaking nest and sighed: "It's really troublesome, okay, I'll listen to you."
You are the big trouble!Wu Xiaoyou suppressed the contempt in her eyes: "Boss, you, you, you can, drive, drive, go by yourself."
"It's been a long time since I walked to work, and it's good to go for a walk." Dongfang Lin flipped his hair at the car window, and felt that he was handsome, so he straightened up in satisfaction: "Let's go, you lead the way."
What kind of trouble is this kind of devil rushing into the village... Wu You has a black thread, and leads the way with a dull head.He felt that his new boss was really a pain in the ass. Ordinarily, people like them shouldn’t be cool and domineering every day standing in front of the French windows on the highest floor looking at the mediocre crowd below with a sneer and saying Tianliang Wangpo ?Why do you want to live across the door from me when you are full and walk behind your ass to go to work?Boss, you look stupid with your briefcase in your hands, do you know that?Fortunately, you are not wearing a white shirt and suit, otherwise you would be the same as the salesman in X Ai X's house on the side of the road! !
stupid!through!up!
While complaining in her heart, Wu You had to endure a few sparrows barking wildly above her head: "Big news, big news, Wu Xiaoyou was unspoken by his boss!!"
Damn, you are the only ones who are caught by the unspoken rules!No millet to eat this week!
The sparrow, who didn't know that he was deprived of the benefits of eating millet, was so excited that his small body circled a few times in the air and flew away in all directions.As the most conscientious gossip observers, they must tell the good friends in the whole city of B about this as soon as possible, so that everyone can share it together!
Wu Xiaoyou bought a few steamed buns on the way, and he shared the stuffing with the stray cat Rhubarb, and then saw the playful look in Rhubarb's eyes: "You've been adopted, meow?"
If it wasn't for the big boss behind him, he would definitely go crazy: "Bad, bad meow!"
When Baozipi was about to walk to the entrance of the supermarket, the mother dog was standing there to greet him: "Wang Wang, Wu Xiaoyou, have you hooked up the golden turtle son-in-law?"
With black lines on his face, Wu You raised the skin of the bun: "Eat, can you eat..."
"Wow, woof, eat!" Before he could finish his stuttering, the mother dog jumped up, snatched the plastic bag containing the bun skin from his hand, opened it and ate it with big mouthfuls.
Dongfang Lin followed all the way and found it very interesting.This little stammer doesn't like to talk to people, but he is very affectionate to these cats and dogs.At first, he thought that Wu You bought buns because he was not full, but who knew they were used to feed stray cats and dogs.
"Are you feeding this stray dog? Look at the fat one, its stomach is almost hanging down to the ground." It's true that this silly-looking big yellow dog can become so fat
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