I, I, I am not a snake spirit
Work related
In people's eyes, Zhou Dashao is a typical rich second generation, playboy disciple.Little Pang Jiaer, who played with cars, watches, and men and women, relied on his wealth, so he wished to play everything he could.So when this person suddenly said to himself one day that he liked these two words, Yan Xiaojun felt that these two words were tainted.
Damn it, you are such a thing that you have the nerve to say you like it?Even if you say you like it, it feels cheap!
So, when he saw the former big boss of Zhou who was now the general manager of Zhou poking at the door with a foolish smile on his face, Yan Xiaojun's face turned dark.
"Hey, Junjun." Zhou Qi felt that the surroundings were pink, bubbling with peach blossom bubbles.
"President Zhou." Yan Xiaojun nodded slightly, expressionless.
He was about the same height as Zhou Qi. He wore a black suit on his tall and straight body, his shirt was tightly buttoned, and his dark blue tie with light patterns was low-key but looked sharp.
The two shook hands seemingly affectionately. Yan Xiaojun pulled his hand out of someone's claws, turned his body slightly, and revealed the two beauties behind him: "This is my assistant, Zhang Lan, Liu Yuefang .This is Mr. Zhou, and you two will work here in the future, and Mr. Zhou needs to cultivate more."
"Where is there, I am most at ease with the people under Junjun's hands. They are all strong soldiers and generals. Two beauties, please come inside." Zhou Qi gave Yan Xiaojun enough face, and greeted him with his hand: "I I have cleaned up the office, hehe...Junjun's office is here, do you still like it?"
"President Zhou, just call me by my name." Yan Xiaojun said in a cold voice, "I will come here once a week, it's fine for such a big office, just give me a desk."
"That's okay! You are my cousin's celebrity, how can you get rid of a desk!" Zhou Qi pretended to be unhappy: "You look down on me, don't you? I prepared it for you, don't you like!"
Yan Xiaojun turned his back and rolled his eyes helplessly: "Boss Dong asked me to come over to check the accounts, and he will come later to solve the personnel problem. Boss Zhou just needs to get things ready."
"It's been prepared a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for you to come." Zhou Qi circled around Yan Xiaojun, like a husky who would have fun when he saw his master: "Hey, Junjun, have you changed your perfume?" After finishing speaking He also sniffed his nose a few times and took a deep breath: "It smells so good."
This is fucking X harassment in the workplace! !
Yan Xiaojun pressed hard on the blue veins on his forehead, trying not to let his fist hit the face of the guy next to him: "Mr. Zhou, I'm about to start work, please don't disturb me."
"Okay, okay!" Zhou Qi quickly trotted to the door: "I'll pour you some coffee and some fruit, you guys are busy, you're busy with your work." After finishing speaking, she thoughtfully closed the door and ran away.
The two female generals finally couldn't help giggling: "Mr. Yan, have you always been this funny this week?"
"Take him as a psychopath!" Yan Xiaojun finally felt that his surroundings were much cleaner: "Work!"
Dongfang Lin finished his work in the morning, and invited Yan Xiaojun, two assistant girls, and Zhou Qi to have a meal at the Cantonese restaurant on the 3000th floor of Yinxing Building at noon.Of course, it was Young Master Zhou who paid for it. The four of them ate more than [-] for a meal. When Zhou Qi swiped his card, he always complained: "There are no high-end restaurants around here. I really feel wronged."
Three thousand for a meal is not high-end!
The two female assistants looked at each other, pouted at Young Master Zhou, and had a clear evaluation of him in their hearts: Dude!
After dinner, Yan Xiaojun led people to continue to check the accounts and contracts, while Dongfang Lin dragged Zhou Qi to attack the software and hardware of the supermarket.
"Working overtime on Monday night, I found all the broken cars and dealt with them. The shopping carts I eliminated are better than yours! The cart is not good, it can't be pushed, who will be happy when shopping? Also, you The shopping cart here is too small, and this size is suitable for small supermarkets in third- and fourth-tier cities. Are you afraid that other people will buy too many things when this kind of four-story large supermarket uses such a small cart?" Dongfang Lin crackled. Dayton said.
Zhou Qi nodded: "Yes, yes, ah, speaking of this batch of cars, they were recommended to me at the time of purchase, saying that they were cheap and easy to use... You know, I have never cared about these trivial matters..."
Because of your pig brain!Dongfang Lin complained in his heart: "Also, do you train your staff? Talk to customers like gold, why? Say a few more words and you will die?" He remembered the one who babbled to the dog again. The half-day guy: "What's that guy's name, yes, Wu You, this guy opened it for me!"
"How can I do that!" Zhou Qi jumped when he heard it: "Didn't I tell you two days ago, this person must be kept!"
"Huh?" Dongfang Lin frowned, moved the mouse to find the resume from the memory, and twitched when he saw the picture of the reform-through-labor prisoner: "His name is Wu You? Is it the same person I was talking about?" If this is a person alone, the person who took the picture can die!
"Isn't he alone?" Zhou Qi scratched his head: "I only remember this Wu You, who is not tall, has a round face, and stutters..."
"Wait a minute, you said he stuttered?" Dongfang Lin frowned even tighter: "Why do you have to stutter here?"
"So what's the matter?" Zhou Qi pouted his neck: "Don't look down on people, okay? If it weren't for his stuttering, do you think we can keep people here? While working as a tally clerk while doing planning, the publicity posters outside are all He wrote it! It’s only 5000 yuan a month, what are you doing?”
Dongfang Lin looked at his cousin in front of him, worried to death: "Didn't look at it when recruiting people? How can you face customers with a stammer."
"At the beginning, there were no customers. Later, when there were customers, I felt that he was very capable, so I was reluctant to let him go." Zhou Qi scratched his temples: "Is there a rule that the tally staff can't stutter?"
Damn, in the service industry, I have never seen a waiter stuttering in front of a customer!
Dongfang Lin swallowed hard, and tapped the computer screen with his fingers: "Then this person is not suitable to be a tally clerk, if the planning is done well, he can be placed in the Propaganda Department... Oh, I remembered, the Minister of Propaganda Department It seems that there is something tricky with you, right?"
Zhou Qi covered his face in embarrassment: "It's all about the year of the monkey. Since I met Junjun, I've washed my hands and never provoke others~" What kind of tricks are not tricky, so annoying~"Meaa Your uncle!" Dongfang Lin patted the mouse impatiently: "Can you still do some personnel work? Don't put the planning in the Propaganda Department, but put the mess in the Propaganda Department? Your planning here is beyond reason. The clerk did it, what are you doing for the publicity? You are ashamed to say that the salary is low, look at your future!" He rubbed his forehead, took out a stack of resumes from his bag and threw it to Zhou Qi: "Master , this is the person I found for you, quickly open the few pieces of material in your hand. I don’t care what to do with it, anyway, don’t occupy the latrine and don’t shit! Then this person..." squinted his eyes and thought for a while: " Call him up and let me find out, if you can use it, if you can’t use it...it’s really not suitable for the tallyman’s position.”
"It can be used, it can be used, why can't it be used! You don't know how useful he is! At the beginning, many people resigned and changed jobs, and he carried the work of many people by himself. He did a good job. Even the business managers below Praise him!" Zhou Qi yelled while making an intercom call: "Call Wu You to my office, yes, yes, that little stutterer, um, let him come up quickly... Where are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up Hurry up!"
Wu You was notified to go to the third floor, and he didn't know why his heart skipped a beat.He knows that his hidden disease is actually not suitable for this kind of service industry that faces customers. When he first applied for the job, he bit the bullet and held the idea that if he can get it, he can get it, but he can’t. .But now the supermarket is about to change hands, and the boss has changed. It's no secret that I stuttered. If I can't help it, I will be on the first batch of layoffs list...
He handed over the work in hand nervously, and his apprentice and handover partner, Wang Nannan, the sunny boy who helped him out a few days ago, comforted him: "It's okay, it's a good thing if you can't keep up, don't worry."
Wu You hummed in a low voice, and handed the forms and documents in his hand to Wang Nannan: "Dong, I have everything, yes, I have checked it again, I have read it again, basically, there is basically nothing, there is a problem. If ,,, what is wrong, you, you wait until I come back, and then do it."
Seeing Wu You's leaving back, Wang Nannan frowned slightly.He doesn't want Wu You to be laid off. According to Wu You's personality, even if he loses his job, he probably won't accept his kindness and find him a decent job, but...he is really buried here as a tally clerk Talent... plus myself, myself...
He squeezed the paper in his hand hard, feeling the temperature left by Wu You, and sighed deeply.
Wu You knocked on the door of the CEO's office, and when he heard the voice coming in from inside, he pushed the door open and walked in in a panic.
This is the first time he has entered the CEO's office. The office is very large. He looked around carefully, looking at the familiar Mr. Zhou who greeted him with a smile, and the man sitting behind the office.
Looks so familiar, hey, isn't this the man who asked me all kinds of things?
Is he the new big boss here?
Wu You wailed inwardly: It's over, he will definitely lose his job! !
☆、Blood-stained style
Wu You has learned a lot of gossip about himself, the big boss, in the past few days. After all, he has a very secretive but wide-ranging gossip group.For example, he knows how many cars the boss has, how many people, how many brothers and sisters, what to eat and drink every day, where to play at night, and who he has been playing with for how long. For example, how many times does the boss go to the toilet and pee a few times a day? I pooped a few times and picked my nostrils a few times. For example, the boss slept with his head covered last night and put a stuffy fart in the bed, so he climbed out and opened the window to smoke a cigarette...
There are so many things, every day is brand new, every day has surprises...
If the Intelligence Bureau knew that there was such a person, they would have snatched it away with a lot of money. It is a pity that Wu Xiaoyou was naturally timid. Although he had a golden finger, he was very self-aware, and hid it in a low-key and low-key manner.
Now that guy farting under the quilt is sitting in front of him deciding his own life and death, he doesn't know why he always wants to laugh, but he doesn't dare, so he can only control his facial expression in pain, struggling extremely.
"Sit." Dongfang Lin pointed to the chair next to the desk: "Don't be nervous, I asked you to come up to understand the situation."
Find me to find out about Mao's situation! I'm just a tally clerk, not an eunuch of the East Factory, nor a Jin Yiwei who specializes in catching people with pigtails!
Wu Xiaoyou sat down respectfully, her butt only took up half of the chair.There is no way, except for the former boss of Zhou Qi who is sitting on the sidelines as the background. This is the biggest official I have ever seen. Common people have a natural sense of fear when they see the upper class, so they are not afraid.
"What do you think, how is your performance at work?" Dongfang Lin tried to make himself amiable, especially when he saw the tangled expression on the bun's face in front of him, he always felt that he was bullying a child, although this child Not small anymore.
Wu You blinked, not understanding the meaning of the big boss's question.Should he be boastful, or should he be humble?
"I..." He thinks it's better to praise himself, after all, it's related to his job, and it's hard to find a job these days, especially a job that's so stable and close to home. up!
"I, I, I... I think, I..." There is a common problem with stuttering, that is, the more anxious you are, the less you can speak, and your face will turn red when you can't finish a sentence.
Dongfang Lin raised his forehead, thinking that it was really not easy for this man to say four words and two words to himself without stuttering that day.And the little guy in front of him with a flushed face and embarrassment puffed out his cheeks was very much like the lop-eared rabbit raised by his mother in the yard, so round and playful.
He rubbed his fingers casually, especially wanting to pinch the other person's face, to see if it was as easy to rub as a rabbit.
"Don't worry, speak slowly." He smiled encouragingly, turned his head to Zhou Qi and said, "Manager Zhou, find someone to pour Xiao Wu a glass of water."
Zhou Qi also sighed in his heart, thinking that you are not embarrassing?I told you that he stuttered a long time ago, but you let him express himself, it is simply impossible!It's a pity that this is no longer the place for me to talk, so I can only pat Wu You on the shoulder: "Xiao Wu, calm down, just treat it as me." After speaking, he went out to find someone to pour water.
Wu You burst into tears in his heart, mother, I can't see you all year round, what kind of amiable wolf with a big tail are you pretending to be!
"I, I, I, actually, I, I..." He was full of words to say, but his mouth and tongue were not strong enough, a word bounced back and forth in his mouth like popping candy, but he couldn't hold back the words.
To be honest, it was also the first time for Dongfang Lin to talk face-to-face with a stuttering patient. For some reason, he wanted to laugh a little.Well, it's really a bit of a bully to describe it like this. As a leader, he must not laugh at his subordinates like this.
He took the pen and paper on the table and pushed it in front of Wu You who called out "Whoa!"
People are not embarrassed to say! !What qualifications do you have to say that I am embarrassed, you who are stuffy and smelling farts! !
Wu You roared in his heart, and grabbed the pen and paper: "Thank you, thank you."
Well, this word is very smooth, after all, there are only two words, but they are exactly the same.
Zhou Qi acted as the water pouring boy, brought a cup of black tea in and put it in front of Wu You. In the end, he didn't know if his brain was flooded, so he patted Wu You's head and said, "Behave well."
Wu Xiaoyou's mouth twitched.
Dongfang Lin looked at the unsightly claw and felt an urge to chop it off.
Wu You wrote four or five pages eloquently of his work situation, work experience, work mood, and achievements and achievements in the past six years, and his tired fingers hurt.
Dongfang Lin watched him write at first, but later found that he started to turn the page and continue writing, so he turned his eyes to the computer screen and started working. When the work was over and wanted to smoke, he saw the rabbit on the opposite side put down the pen. Luck with manuscript paper.
"Finished? Show me." He stretched out his hand.
Wu You hesitated for a moment, and handed over the manuscript paper.
The font is very familiar, and it is still the same way of slanting inwards and finishing with force. The characters are very delicate and even in size, which looks very pleasing to the eye.
Dongfang Lin read it at a glance, then put the manuscript paper on the table, and tapped the table with his fingers a few times: "Your job is indeed very good, but I don't think you are suitable for the position of tally clerk. Because in the future I will It is the most basic thing for the supermarket staff to train the service language, you can’t do it.”
Wu You pursed her lips, feeling extremely disappointed and a little bit wronged, her eyes were red.He unconsciously picked a crack on the desk, thinking that it was over, and he was going to find a new job, what should he do?What can I do?If it doesn't work, just go home and sell vegetables with your old lady. There is an old lady in charge, and no one will care if you don't talk...
If the little round face in front of him is really a rabbit, Dongfang Lin would bet that the rabbit's ears must be drooping at this time, tsk tsk, his eye circles are red, is he going to cry?
Zhou Qi saw that the person he wanted to keep was being bullied, and was unhappy: "Hey, Biao... Well, Mr. Dong, in fact, Xiao Wu works very well and works hard. He has been here since the supermarket didn't open. You Let's see if I can..." With his mouth half-opened, he swallowed the word "Tongrong".
Mom, cousin, what kind of eyes do you have?Um?Do you want to eat me?
Dongfang Lin withdrew his eye knife, turned his eyes back to the little rabbit, and was about to open his mouth when he found the opposite rabbit stood up.
Yo, fuck?Want to fight?
Boss Dong was taken aback, and his hands on the table subconsciously made a gesture of combat readiness.
"Yes, yes, yes..." Wu You poked there and started to tape again.
Boss Dong pondered for a moment: "Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry!" Wu You bowed quickly, turned around and rushed out the door.There is no way, his eyes are born with shallow eye sockets, he can't hold water, and he wants to cry when he feels uncomfortable. This is simply his big failure as a man!
Well, for him, stuttering and lack of height are actually failures.
Hey, what's the trouble?I haven't finished talking, okay? ?You run a wool! !
Dongfang Lin's black line shouted angrily at the moment Wu You was about to rush out the door: "Stop!"
The little rabbit slammed garlic under its feet, and the door slammed shut.
It was horrible.
Zhou Qi covered his mouth hard, curled up on the sofa and shivered with laughter, he had never found himself so cute as an old employee, it was so much fun.
Dongfang Lin took a deep breath, held back the smile that was about to burst out of his throat, stood up and walked to the little rabbit who had torn himself off the door panel and covered his face: "Well, I think you misunderstood me..."
Wu You turned his head and glared angrily, feeling extremely irritable.
What a misunderstanding!Don't you just want to fire me just because I stuttered?Can't I go by myself?It's so annoying what are you doing so tall!I raised my head and looked at your neck sore, you know that?Growing so tall is a waste of fabric, a waste of food, a waste of air, do you know?It's not environmentally friendly at all. How did you get to be the boss!
It's so annoying!
Dongfang Lin looked at the tearful little rabbit with a smile at first, then his expression changed instantly, and he reached out to lift Wu You's chin: "You have a nosebleed, why, I'm so handsome, you can't hold it?"
You are so handsome, you black-hearted ghost!Handsome but can't be eaten!You won't marry me, I don't care if you are handsome... Eh?What?Nosebleed?
Wu Xiaoyou was halfway through being irritable, and belatedly stretched out her hand to touch her nose. Looking at her red fingers, the tears that finally stopped came out again: "Okay, it hurts..." Woohoo, I just knocked my nose La! !
If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, Dongfang Lin would also want to roll around laughing wildly.
Oh, so what if such a fun person stutters, it’s okay to keep it by your side as a mascot. Anyway, a few thousand yuan a month is not much, so you can save a few meals.Pfft, he can't take it anymore, what to do!
Boss Dong took a deep breath, lifted Wu Xiaoyou's chin with one hand, dragged his arm with the other and rushed to the private bathroom in the office: "Go and wash, blood is dripping on your clothes! Zhou Qi, go prepare two new towels!" "
Boss Zhou climbed up from the sofa with his limp body supported by a smile, and became a handyman again.
simple!straight!too!leave!Face!up!
Wu You poured cold water with his head down, and the nosebleeds flowed; when he lifted his neck, the nosebleeds flowed into his mouth.The smell of blood made him unbearable. He opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of blood. The scene looked extremely tragic. Those who didn't know it thought that he was beaten by the big boss, his face was covered with flowers, and he vomited blood continuously.
Dongfang Lin couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed wildly and took out two monkey rubber bands from the desk drawer, and then fastened the middle fingers of the little rabbit's hands two or three times: "Raise your head, puff, sorry, When the bleeding stops, go to the hospital to have a look... Puff ha ha ha, I want to laugh even more when you stare at me, close your eyes, ha ha ha."
Wu You closed her eyes aggrieved, and slapped the big boss who was laughing all over the place thousands of times in her heart.
☆, embarrassing stories spread thousands of miles
Yan Xiaojun scolded people while sorting out the bills, and scolded Zhou Qi from the hair to the back of his heels over and over in his heart.
Anyway, this product is also from a family of merchants. Nima can manage a four-story supermarket into such a virtue, and the accounts are in a mess.I don't know where he got the finances. It's probably either a relative or his former Xiaopang's family. What kind of thing is this?
He has been here for the past few days, but he didn't see the face of the financial manager. He didn't know whether he was too guilty to come or was fired directly.
After working overtime for the past few days, it was hard to sort out a general idea. When he was concentrating, a burst of laughter burst out from next door, which made his fingers tremble in fright, and he directly deleted a set of data.
Yan Xiaojun pressed the blue veins that popped out on his forehead, and looked at the two female subordinates with surprise eyes: "You go ahead, I'll go over and see what's wrong." Damn, I'm so tired, I'm dying to follow Like a dog, are you guys eating haha farts in the competition over there?
The door of the president's office was open, Yan Xiaojun poked his head in, and saw the bloodstains on the floor at a glance, and trembled in his heart: I'll go, what are they playing? Are they so happy when they're bleeding?
Laughter continued to come from the bathroom. He walked over cautiously, and before he reached the door, he saw Zhou Qi rubbing his eyes and holding a blood-stained white towel, leaning against the door frame and laughing.
Yan Xiaojun's eyes widened. Since the guy surnamed Zhou is fine, could it be, could it be his big boss who bleeds?He rushed over quickly, his voice trembling: "What's going on? Why is there so much blood?"
Seeing him, Zhou Qi held back a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, hey, why are you here? Are you done with your work?"
Finish your work, you bastard!Yan Xiaojun couldn't help but glared at him: "I'm looking for you later, has your financial manager graduated from primary school? What kind of mess is that?" He said as he dragged away the guy blocking the door and rushed into the bathroom.
In front of the washstand, a small man with blood-stained hands tied up, raised his head and closed his eyes tightly, with a white towel stuck on his face.My boss supported the little man's shoulder with one hand while suppressing a smile and said: "Okay, okay, the bleeding is not so much, don't cry. Pfft... close your eyes and don't stare at me."
Wu You was extremely helpless, he noticed that there was someone beside him, turned his head slightly to look, and saw a stunning handsome guy staring at him dumbfounded.
Damn, it's so embarrassing to be surrounded by people again!Thinking of this, one couldn't help crying again.
In Yan Xiaojun's eyes, this scene was not very funny, and his mind made up a complete bloody plot within three seconds.
Little pitiful accidentally entered the forbidden area, was imprisoned by the surname Zhou and the big boss, forced him to play restricted games, got blood all over his body, and never let him go.But the two big devils were delighted to see Xue Xin, and let out obscene laughter of complacency.Little Poor was caught and didn't dare to move, but when he saw himself, his eyes were full of distress signals, and tears of sadness rolled down...
This, this is inhumane, is there any law for the king!
Yan Xiaojun was furious, and after a few days of bad debts, all the suppressed anger broke out: "What are you trying to do? Dongfang Lin, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!!" After finishing speaking, he grabbed the little girl Poor hugged her in her arms, ignoring the blood stains all over her body, staining her white shirt with bloody flowers.
Dongfang Lin didn't guard against the person in his hand being suddenly dragged away, and the hand holding the towel didn't control the strength well, so he heard Wu You groan, tears gushing down.
I am provoking someone! ! !Wu Xiaoyou touched the nose on her second hand, crying uncontrollably: "You, you, you, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go..."
Dongfang Lin kindly added for him: "Let go, let go, Xiaojun, you hurt him."
Yan Xiaojun helped Wu Xiaoyou back, avoiding the boss's claws: "What are you guys trying to do? Why did you become like this when you are a good person? Zhou Qi, did you bring the boss down? In the future, if you want to play tricks that are not four, please play in your own home, okay? Don't use the company to harm people!"
Mr. Zhou was dumbfounded by being splashed with sewage: "I, what happened to me? It doesn't matter to me!" What is a nonsensical trick?Mom, can Wu You's nosebleed be under his control?Besides, even if it's to blame, Dongfang Lin must be blamed. If it weren't for his voice, he wouldn't have blamed him...
Thinking of the moment when Wu You lay on the door, Zhou Qi couldn't control himself and started laughing again.
Dongfang Lin had a black line: "Xiaojun, you misunderstood, things are not what you think." What is the chief financial officer of his own mind pretending to be!Couldn't he see that it was a nosebleed?Well, the situation at the scene was a little bit more tragic, but the nosebleed that had been so hard to stop had a tendency to flow out again after being tossed about by him like this.
Misunderstood?Yan Xiaojun looked at the pitiful little girl who was crying with blood all over her face: "Don't be afraid, tell me what's going on? Did they bully you?"
Wu You's nose was sore and sore, and he just wanted to hiccup with his neck up. He replied in a low voice: "No, no, no... yes, it's me, me, me, me..."
Yan Xiaojun lowered his face and looked at his boss with distrust: "You guys have scared everyone like this, what else do you want to say?"
Dongfang Lin was really speechless: "I really don't care about my business."
Zhou Qi laughed and coughed outside: "Okay, okay, don't make noise, the car is coming, hurry up and send him to the hospital."
The car is coming?What car?Wu You looked at the big boss in surprise.
Dongfang Lin said softly: "Don't be afraid, I just called 120 and went to the hospital to have a look at your nose."
120? ?Wu You shook his head quickly.Are you kidding, he just bumped his nose and got a nosebleed, it's not a serious illness, what is it called 120!
"Don't be afraid!" Yan Xiaojun put his arms around the poor little shoulder: "With me here, they dare not bully you, go, I will take you to the hospital!"
Wu Xiaoyou wanted to cry, but he was dragged out of the CEO's office with hugs and hugs, which shocked the employees outside.
What happened?The three biggest bosses of the company came out with a person covered in blood!I didn't see who that person was, but it was definitely a man!
fight?Love kill?Vendetta?
Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are gossips.After a while, all the employees in the supermarket knew that there was someone covered in blood who was carried by the president to the 120 ambulance at the door. God, what happened?
Wang Nannan hid in the staff toilet, holding a mobile phone in his hand.He glanced at the man who was brought into the ambulance from a distance. He was a small man with blood on his hands and face.
That's Wu You! ! !
He gritted his teeth and trembled with anger.What happened to Wu You when he was called up?Why do you get blood all over your body?He, he is just a small tally clerk, even if he is fired because of his stuttering disease, there is no need to beat him like this, right?He closed his eyes hard, knowing in his heart that now is not the best time to make a phone call, but he also felt a little joy from the bottom of his heart.This kind of thing has happened, Wu You will definitely not work here, then he will have an excuse to get people to himself, comfort and coax him every day, there must be a chance to win his heart!
Thinking of this, Wang Nannan straightened up and walked into the personnel management office.
He is resigning!
Wu You felt that he had never lost such a big face in his life!
Especially when he was walking out the door and into the ambulance when he heard the chirping of birds overhead.Several sparrows laughed presumptuously: "Look, look, Wu Xiaoyou fell down and got a nosebleed."
Damn, there will be no millet to eat in the future!
The dog mother in the distance barked a few times, mocking in concern: "Don't be afraid, let my son protect you in the future!"
Your son?Haha, thank you so much!
Now, Wu You ran out of the office crying but fell on the door panel and broke his nose, was ridiculed by the boss and rubbed blood on others, and the story of being taken away by 120 spread throughout City B, and all the little animals were discussing why It's unbelievable that there are such stupid people!
After clearing up the misunderstanding in the hospital, Yan Xiaojun looked at Wu Xiaoyou who was stuttering to thank him with plaster on the bridge of his nose with a complicated expression, and warned, "Men shouldn't be so impulsive."
Wu You blushed and nodded.
"I'm going back first. I was frightened today and asked for compensation, as well as my clothes." The chief financial officer resumed his usual arrogant and indifferent look: "It's equivalent to cash and put it on my card."
"Yes yes yes, definitely, Junjun, I will take you back, and I happen to be on the way too." Zhou Qi began to wag his tail at his sweetheart again.
Yan Xiaojun didn't refuse, after all, only Zhou Qi came here by car, besides, he didn't want to take a taxi back with a nosebleed, it would affect his image too much!
Dongfang Lin looked at the white plaster on the bridge of Wu You's nose, and couldn't help but start laughing.
Wu You was filled with shame and anger, but at this time he couldn't say anything to the person in front of him. After all, he paid for the medical expenses, and now he didn't have any money on him, and he was still wearing the work clothes of a supermarket tally worker. .
Sitting in the taxi, Boss Dongda looked at the aggrieved little rabbit beside him, and suppressed a smile: "I don't want to fire you, I just want you to understand that you are not suitable for your current position."
Wu You glanced at him sideways, this man is really annoying, he can't finish speaking in one breath, and he's full of gibberish.If you don't get fired, you won't be fired. If you have to describe these three words in circles, the hearts of rich people are black!
"I've seen your planning table for various activities in the supermarket. You have a lot of ideas, but it's not enough. Since I'll take over the management of the supermarket, a big move is necessary. I've already decided on the head of the propaganda department here. How about you? In the future, I will go to the Propaganda Department and learn more things. Stuttering is not a problem, and you don’t need to feel inferior. You must know that there are many jobs in this world that don’t use your mouth. As long as you are willing..." He pointed to his head: "Use your brain. .”
It's rare for someone to talk to himself like this, especially a big boss worth over [-] million.
Wu You looked at Dongfang Lin with flickering eyes, moved and startled.
Damn, he told himself so heartily that he really wanted to be a goddamn horse! !
☆、Wu Xiaoyou's information network
Wu Xiaoyou was pardoned and rested at home for a week because of a "work injury".Although he felt a little uneasy, the big boss gave him reassurance, so he slept leisurely until the sun was high before getting up. If it wasn't for his hungry stomach growling, he would really be reluctant to part with the warm bed.
It was rare to have several days of paid leave, Wu You touched his injured nose, and decided not to go out to annoy others.
Fat Sanhua Niuzi and Xiao Hei are napping on the cat climbing frame on the balcony. The sun is abundant at the end of September, and the cat's fur is fluffy and soft, with a breath of sunshine.
After Wu You finished washing, he first served the two uncle cats to eat and drink. After doing his duty as a shit shoveler, he cleaned up the cat toilet, and stuffed the bed sheets and quilts into the washing machine.The balcony on the second floor is very large. At the beginning, his mother had two houses for one, which made many people feel that their brains were broken. Now the price of this house is almost equivalent to the combined price of the two houses at the beginning, and it is far from the city center. It's also close, and it's convenient to take a car. It made people who were not optimistic about it jealous.
The balcony on the second floor has been transformed into a small vegetable garden by Wu You.Grapes and loofahs were planted on the nearly ten-square-meter balcony, and two rows of vegetable shelves were set up. The openings were dug out with large PVC pipes and filled with soil and sprinkled with vegetable seeds. Now eat and grow, almost self-sufficient.
Two square pools were built on the right, which were filled with soil. The thick vines covered the shelves and meandered to the balcony next door.The loofah vines are attached to the grape trellis, and several long loofahs are hanging down. There are more than a dozen attractive bunches of purple grapes. Pick one at random and put it in your mouth. It is sour and sweet.
Wu You has collected a lot of grapes to make wine and put it in the storage room downstairs. Last time his wife came over and said it was delicious, so she took away a big jar.He counted the grapes that could be picked again now, and estimated that he could make two more cans.
The room next door has been empty and unoccupied. When he realized later that the vines had climbed to the balcony next door, he went to find someone. Unfortunately, no one came out after knocking on the door for a long time. He also wrote a few small papers. The note was pasted on the doorknob of the security door next door, and now the note has turned yellow and brittle, and no one has read it yet.
Wu You sighed,
Damn it, you are such a thing that you have the nerve to say you like it?Even if you say you like it, it feels cheap!
So, when he saw the former big boss of Zhou who was now the general manager of Zhou poking at the door with a foolish smile on his face, Yan Xiaojun's face turned dark.
"Hey, Junjun." Zhou Qi felt that the surroundings were pink, bubbling with peach blossom bubbles.
"President Zhou." Yan Xiaojun nodded slightly, expressionless.
He was about the same height as Zhou Qi. He wore a black suit on his tall and straight body, his shirt was tightly buttoned, and his dark blue tie with light patterns was low-key but looked sharp.
The two shook hands seemingly affectionately. Yan Xiaojun pulled his hand out of someone's claws, turned his body slightly, and revealed the two beauties behind him: "This is my assistant, Zhang Lan, Liu Yuefang .This is Mr. Zhou, and you two will work here in the future, and Mr. Zhou needs to cultivate more."
"Where is there, I am most at ease with the people under Junjun's hands. They are all strong soldiers and generals. Two beauties, please come inside." Zhou Qi gave Yan Xiaojun enough face, and greeted him with his hand: "I I have cleaned up the office, hehe...Junjun's office is here, do you still like it?"
"President Zhou, just call me by my name." Yan Xiaojun said in a cold voice, "I will come here once a week, it's fine for such a big office, just give me a desk."
"That's okay! You are my cousin's celebrity, how can you get rid of a desk!" Zhou Qi pretended to be unhappy: "You look down on me, don't you? I prepared it for you, don't you like!"
Yan Xiaojun turned his back and rolled his eyes helplessly: "Boss Dong asked me to come over to check the accounts, and he will come later to solve the personnel problem. Boss Zhou just needs to get things ready."
"It's been prepared a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for you to come." Zhou Qi circled around Yan Xiaojun, like a husky who would have fun when he saw his master: "Hey, Junjun, have you changed your perfume?" After finishing speaking He also sniffed his nose a few times and took a deep breath: "It smells so good."
This is fucking X harassment in the workplace! !
Yan Xiaojun pressed hard on the blue veins on his forehead, trying not to let his fist hit the face of the guy next to him: "Mr. Zhou, I'm about to start work, please don't disturb me."
"Okay, okay!" Zhou Qi quickly trotted to the door: "I'll pour you some coffee and some fruit, you guys are busy, you're busy with your work." After finishing speaking, she thoughtfully closed the door and ran away.
The two female generals finally couldn't help giggling: "Mr. Yan, have you always been this funny this week?"
"Take him as a psychopath!" Yan Xiaojun finally felt that his surroundings were much cleaner: "Work!"
Dongfang Lin finished his work in the morning, and invited Yan Xiaojun, two assistant girls, and Zhou Qi to have a meal at the Cantonese restaurant on the 3000th floor of Yinxing Building at noon.Of course, it was Young Master Zhou who paid for it. The four of them ate more than [-] for a meal. When Zhou Qi swiped his card, he always complained: "There are no high-end restaurants around here. I really feel wronged."
Three thousand for a meal is not high-end!
The two female assistants looked at each other, pouted at Young Master Zhou, and had a clear evaluation of him in their hearts: Dude!
After dinner, Yan Xiaojun led people to continue to check the accounts and contracts, while Dongfang Lin dragged Zhou Qi to attack the software and hardware of the supermarket.
"Working overtime on Monday night, I found all the broken cars and dealt with them. The shopping carts I eliminated are better than yours! The cart is not good, it can't be pushed, who will be happy when shopping? Also, you The shopping cart here is too small, and this size is suitable for small supermarkets in third- and fourth-tier cities. Are you afraid that other people will buy too many things when this kind of four-story large supermarket uses such a small cart?" Dongfang Lin crackled. Dayton said.
Zhou Qi nodded: "Yes, yes, ah, speaking of this batch of cars, they were recommended to me at the time of purchase, saying that they were cheap and easy to use... You know, I have never cared about these trivial matters..."
Because of your pig brain!Dongfang Lin complained in his heart: "Also, do you train your staff? Talk to customers like gold, why? Say a few more words and you will die?" He remembered the one who babbled to the dog again. The half-day guy: "What's that guy's name, yes, Wu You, this guy opened it for me!"
"How can I do that!" Zhou Qi jumped when he heard it: "Didn't I tell you two days ago, this person must be kept!"
"Huh?" Dongfang Lin frowned, moved the mouse to find the resume from the memory, and twitched when he saw the picture of the reform-through-labor prisoner: "His name is Wu You? Is it the same person I was talking about?" If this is a person alone, the person who took the picture can die!
"Isn't he alone?" Zhou Qi scratched his head: "I only remember this Wu You, who is not tall, has a round face, and stutters..."
"Wait a minute, you said he stuttered?" Dongfang Lin frowned even tighter: "Why do you have to stutter here?"
"So what's the matter?" Zhou Qi pouted his neck: "Don't look down on people, okay? If it weren't for his stuttering, do you think we can keep people here? While working as a tally clerk while doing planning, the publicity posters outside are all He wrote it! It’s only 5000 yuan a month, what are you doing?”
Dongfang Lin looked at his cousin in front of him, worried to death: "Didn't look at it when recruiting people? How can you face customers with a stammer."
"At the beginning, there were no customers. Later, when there were customers, I felt that he was very capable, so I was reluctant to let him go." Zhou Qi scratched his temples: "Is there a rule that the tally staff can't stutter?"
Damn, in the service industry, I have never seen a waiter stuttering in front of a customer!
Dongfang Lin swallowed hard, and tapped the computer screen with his fingers: "Then this person is not suitable to be a tally clerk, if the planning is done well, he can be placed in the Propaganda Department... Oh, I remembered, the Minister of Propaganda Department It seems that there is something tricky with you, right?"
Zhou Qi covered his face in embarrassment: "It's all about the year of the monkey. Since I met Junjun, I've washed my hands and never provoke others~" What kind of tricks are not tricky, so annoying~"Meaa Your uncle!" Dongfang Lin patted the mouse impatiently: "Can you still do some personnel work? Don't put the planning in the Propaganda Department, but put the mess in the Propaganda Department? Your planning here is beyond reason. The clerk did it, what are you doing for the publicity? You are ashamed to say that the salary is low, look at your future!" He rubbed his forehead, took out a stack of resumes from his bag and threw it to Zhou Qi: "Master , this is the person I found for you, quickly open the few pieces of material in your hand. I don’t care what to do with it, anyway, don’t occupy the latrine and don’t shit! Then this person..." squinted his eyes and thought for a while: " Call him up and let me find out, if you can use it, if you can’t use it...it’s really not suitable for the tallyman’s position.”
"It can be used, it can be used, why can't it be used! You don't know how useful he is! At the beginning, many people resigned and changed jobs, and he carried the work of many people by himself. He did a good job. Even the business managers below Praise him!" Zhou Qi yelled while making an intercom call: "Call Wu You to my office, yes, yes, that little stutterer, um, let him come up quickly... Where are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up Hurry up!"
Wu You was notified to go to the third floor, and he didn't know why his heart skipped a beat.He knows that his hidden disease is actually not suitable for this kind of service industry that faces customers. When he first applied for the job, he bit the bullet and held the idea that if he can get it, he can get it, but he can’t. .But now the supermarket is about to change hands, and the boss has changed. It's no secret that I stuttered. If I can't help it, I will be on the first batch of layoffs list...
He handed over the work in hand nervously, and his apprentice and handover partner, Wang Nannan, the sunny boy who helped him out a few days ago, comforted him: "It's okay, it's a good thing if you can't keep up, don't worry."
Wu You hummed in a low voice, and handed the forms and documents in his hand to Wang Nannan: "Dong, I have everything, yes, I have checked it again, I have read it again, basically, there is basically nothing, there is a problem. If ,,, what is wrong, you, you wait until I come back, and then do it."
Seeing Wu You's leaving back, Wang Nannan frowned slightly.He doesn't want Wu You to be laid off. According to Wu You's personality, even if he loses his job, he probably won't accept his kindness and find him a decent job, but...he is really buried here as a tally clerk Talent... plus myself, myself...
He squeezed the paper in his hand hard, feeling the temperature left by Wu You, and sighed deeply.
Wu You knocked on the door of the CEO's office, and when he heard the voice coming in from inside, he pushed the door open and walked in in a panic.
This is the first time he has entered the CEO's office. The office is very large. He looked around carefully, looking at the familiar Mr. Zhou who greeted him with a smile, and the man sitting behind the office.
Looks so familiar, hey, isn't this the man who asked me all kinds of things?
Is he the new big boss here?
Wu You wailed inwardly: It's over, he will definitely lose his job! !
☆、Blood-stained style
Wu You has learned a lot of gossip about himself, the big boss, in the past few days. After all, he has a very secretive but wide-ranging gossip group.For example, he knows how many cars the boss has, how many people, how many brothers and sisters, what to eat and drink every day, where to play at night, and who he has been playing with for how long. For example, how many times does the boss go to the toilet and pee a few times a day? I pooped a few times and picked my nostrils a few times. For example, the boss slept with his head covered last night and put a stuffy fart in the bed, so he climbed out and opened the window to smoke a cigarette...
There are so many things, every day is brand new, every day has surprises...
If the Intelligence Bureau knew that there was such a person, they would have snatched it away with a lot of money. It is a pity that Wu Xiaoyou was naturally timid. Although he had a golden finger, he was very self-aware, and hid it in a low-key and low-key manner.
Now that guy farting under the quilt is sitting in front of him deciding his own life and death, he doesn't know why he always wants to laugh, but he doesn't dare, so he can only control his facial expression in pain, struggling extremely.
"Sit." Dongfang Lin pointed to the chair next to the desk: "Don't be nervous, I asked you to come up to understand the situation."
Find me to find out about Mao's situation! I'm just a tally clerk, not an eunuch of the East Factory, nor a Jin Yiwei who specializes in catching people with pigtails!
Wu Xiaoyou sat down respectfully, her butt only took up half of the chair.There is no way, except for the former boss of Zhou Qi who is sitting on the sidelines as the background. This is the biggest official I have ever seen. Common people have a natural sense of fear when they see the upper class, so they are not afraid.
"What do you think, how is your performance at work?" Dongfang Lin tried to make himself amiable, especially when he saw the tangled expression on the bun's face in front of him, he always felt that he was bullying a child, although this child Not small anymore.
Wu You blinked, not understanding the meaning of the big boss's question.Should he be boastful, or should he be humble?
"I..." He thinks it's better to praise himself, after all, it's related to his job, and it's hard to find a job these days, especially a job that's so stable and close to home. up!
"I, I, I... I think, I..." There is a common problem with stuttering, that is, the more anxious you are, the less you can speak, and your face will turn red when you can't finish a sentence.
Dongfang Lin raised his forehead, thinking that it was really not easy for this man to say four words and two words to himself without stuttering that day.And the little guy in front of him with a flushed face and embarrassment puffed out his cheeks was very much like the lop-eared rabbit raised by his mother in the yard, so round and playful.
He rubbed his fingers casually, especially wanting to pinch the other person's face, to see if it was as easy to rub as a rabbit.
"Don't worry, speak slowly." He smiled encouragingly, turned his head to Zhou Qi and said, "Manager Zhou, find someone to pour Xiao Wu a glass of water."
Zhou Qi also sighed in his heart, thinking that you are not embarrassing?I told you that he stuttered a long time ago, but you let him express himself, it is simply impossible!It's a pity that this is no longer the place for me to talk, so I can only pat Wu You on the shoulder: "Xiao Wu, calm down, just treat it as me." After speaking, he went out to find someone to pour water.
Wu You burst into tears in his heart, mother, I can't see you all year round, what kind of amiable wolf with a big tail are you pretending to be!
"I, I, I, actually, I, I..." He was full of words to say, but his mouth and tongue were not strong enough, a word bounced back and forth in his mouth like popping candy, but he couldn't hold back the words.
To be honest, it was also the first time for Dongfang Lin to talk face-to-face with a stuttering patient. For some reason, he wanted to laugh a little.Well, it's really a bit of a bully to describe it like this. As a leader, he must not laugh at his subordinates like this.
He took the pen and paper on the table and pushed it in front of Wu You who called out "Whoa!"
People are not embarrassed to say! !What qualifications do you have to say that I am embarrassed, you who are stuffy and smelling farts! !
Wu You roared in his heart, and grabbed the pen and paper: "Thank you, thank you."
Well, this word is very smooth, after all, there are only two words, but they are exactly the same.
Zhou Qi acted as the water pouring boy, brought a cup of black tea in and put it in front of Wu You. In the end, he didn't know if his brain was flooded, so he patted Wu You's head and said, "Behave well."
Wu Xiaoyou's mouth twitched.
Dongfang Lin looked at the unsightly claw and felt an urge to chop it off.
Wu You wrote four or five pages eloquently of his work situation, work experience, work mood, and achievements and achievements in the past six years, and his tired fingers hurt.
Dongfang Lin watched him write at first, but later found that he started to turn the page and continue writing, so he turned his eyes to the computer screen and started working. When the work was over and wanted to smoke, he saw the rabbit on the opposite side put down the pen. Luck with manuscript paper.
"Finished? Show me." He stretched out his hand.
Wu You hesitated for a moment, and handed over the manuscript paper.
The font is very familiar, and it is still the same way of slanting inwards and finishing with force. The characters are very delicate and even in size, which looks very pleasing to the eye.
Dongfang Lin read it at a glance, then put the manuscript paper on the table, and tapped the table with his fingers a few times: "Your job is indeed very good, but I don't think you are suitable for the position of tally clerk. Because in the future I will It is the most basic thing for the supermarket staff to train the service language, you can’t do it.”
Wu You pursed her lips, feeling extremely disappointed and a little bit wronged, her eyes were red.He unconsciously picked a crack on the desk, thinking that it was over, and he was going to find a new job, what should he do?What can I do?If it doesn't work, just go home and sell vegetables with your old lady. There is an old lady in charge, and no one will care if you don't talk...
If the little round face in front of him is really a rabbit, Dongfang Lin would bet that the rabbit's ears must be drooping at this time, tsk tsk, his eye circles are red, is he going to cry?
Zhou Qi saw that the person he wanted to keep was being bullied, and was unhappy: "Hey, Biao... Well, Mr. Dong, in fact, Xiao Wu works very well and works hard. He has been here since the supermarket didn't open. You Let's see if I can..." With his mouth half-opened, he swallowed the word "Tongrong".
Mom, cousin, what kind of eyes do you have?Um?Do you want to eat me?
Dongfang Lin withdrew his eye knife, turned his eyes back to the little rabbit, and was about to open his mouth when he found the opposite rabbit stood up.
Yo, fuck?Want to fight?
Boss Dong was taken aback, and his hands on the table subconsciously made a gesture of combat readiness.
"Yes, yes, yes..." Wu You poked there and started to tape again.
Boss Dong pondered for a moment: "Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry!" Wu You bowed quickly, turned around and rushed out the door.There is no way, his eyes are born with shallow eye sockets, he can't hold water, and he wants to cry when he feels uncomfortable. This is simply his big failure as a man!
Well, for him, stuttering and lack of height are actually failures.
Hey, what's the trouble?I haven't finished talking, okay? ?You run a wool! !
Dongfang Lin's black line shouted angrily at the moment Wu You was about to rush out the door: "Stop!"
The little rabbit slammed garlic under its feet, and the door slammed shut.
It was horrible.
Zhou Qi covered his mouth hard, curled up on the sofa and shivered with laughter, he had never found himself so cute as an old employee, it was so much fun.
Dongfang Lin took a deep breath, held back the smile that was about to burst out of his throat, stood up and walked to the little rabbit who had torn himself off the door panel and covered his face: "Well, I think you misunderstood me..."
Wu You turned his head and glared angrily, feeling extremely irritable.
What a misunderstanding!Don't you just want to fire me just because I stuttered?Can't I go by myself?It's so annoying what are you doing so tall!I raised my head and looked at your neck sore, you know that?Growing so tall is a waste of fabric, a waste of food, a waste of air, do you know?It's not environmentally friendly at all. How did you get to be the boss!
It's so annoying!
Dongfang Lin looked at the tearful little rabbit with a smile at first, then his expression changed instantly, and he reached out to lift Wu You's chin: "You have a nosebleed, why, I'm so handsome, you can't hold it?"
You are so handsome, you black-hearted ghost!Handsome but can't be eaten!You won't marry me, I don't care if you are handsome... Eh?What?Nosebleed?
Wu Xiaoyou was halfway through being irritable, and belatedly stretched out her hand to touch her nose. Looking at her red fingers, the tears that finally stopped came out again: "Okay, it hurts..." Woohoo, I just knocked my nose La! !
If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, Dongfang Lin would also want to roll around laughing wildly.
Oh, so what if such a fun person stutters, it’s okay to keep it by your side as a mascot. Anyway, a few thousand yuan a month is not much, so you can save a few meals.Pfft, he can't take it anymore, what to do!
Boss Dong took a deep breath, lifted Wu Xiaoyou's chin with one hand, dragged his arm with the other and rushed to the private bathroom in the office: "Go and wash, blood is dripping on your clothes! Zhou Qi, go prepare two new towels!" "
Boss Zhou climbed up from the sofa with his limp body supported by a smile, and became a handyman again.
simple!straight!too!leave!Face!up!
Wu You poured cold water with his head down, and the nosebleeds flowed; when he lifted his neck, the nosebleeds flowed into his mouth.The smell of blood made him unbearable. He opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of blood. The scene looked extremely tragic. Those who didn't know it thought that he was beaten by the big boss, his face was covered with flowers, and he vomited blood continuously.
Dongfang Lin couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed wildly and took out two monkey rubber bands from the desk drawer, and then fastened the middle fingers of the little rabbit's hands two or three times: "Raise your head, puff, sorry, When the bleeding stops, go to the hospital to have a look... Puff ha ha ha, I want to laugh even more when you stare at me, close your eyes, ha ha ha."
Wu You closed her eyes aggrieved, and slapped the big boss who was laughing all over the place thousands of times in her heart.
☆, embarrassing stories spread thousands of miles
Yan Xiaojun scolded people while sorting out the bills, and scolded Zhou Qi from the hair to the back of his heels over and over in his heart.
Anyway, this product is also from a family of merchants. Nima can manage a four-story supermarket into such a virtue, and the accounts are in a mess.I don't know where he got the finances. It's probably either a relative or his former Xiaopang's family. What kind of thing is this?
He has been here for the past few days, but he didn't see the face of the financial manager. He didn't know whether he was too guilty to come or was fired directly.
After working overtime for the past few days, it was hard to sort out a general idea. When he was concentrating, a burst of laughter burst out from next door, which made his fingers tremble in fright, and he directly deleted a set of data.
Yan Xiaojun pressed the blue veins that popped out on his forehead, and looked at the two female subordinates with surprise eyes: "You go ahead, I'll go over and see what's wrong." Damn, I'm so tired, I'm dying to follow Like a dog, are you guys eating haha farts in the competition over there?
The door of the president's office was open, Yan Xiaojun poked his head in, and saw the bloodstains on the floor at a glance, and trembled in his heart: I'll go, what are they playing? Are they so happy when they're bleeding?
Laughter continued to come from the bathroom. He walked over cautiously, and before he reached the door, he saw Zhou Qi rubbing his eyes and holding a blood-stained white towel, leaning against the door frame and laughing.
Yan Xiaojun's eyes widened. Since the guy surnamed Zhou is fine, could it be, could it be his big boss who bleeds?He rushed over quickly, his voice trembling: "What's going on? Why is there so much blood?"
Seeing him, Zhou Qi held back a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, hey, why are you here? Are you done with your work?"
Finish your work, you bastard!Yan Xiaojun couldn't help but glared at him: "I'm looking for you later, has your financial manager graduated from primary school? What kind of mess is that?" He said as he dragged away the guy blocking the door and rushed into the bathroom.
In front of the washstand, a small man with blood-stained hands tied up, raised his head and closed his eyes tightly, with a white towel stuck on his face.My boss supported the little man's shoulder with one hand while suppressing a smile and said: "Okay, okay, the bleeding is not so much, don't cry. Pfft... close your eyes and don't stare at me."
Wu You was extremely helpless, he noticed that there was someone beside him, turned his head slightly to look, and saw a stunning handsome guy staring at him dumbfounded.
Damn, it's so embarrassing to be surrounded by people again!Thinking of this, one couldn't help crying again.
In Yan Xiaojun's eyes, this scene was not very funny, and his mind made up a complete bloody plot within three seconds.
Little pitiful accidentally entered the forbidden area, was imprisoned by the surname Zhou and the big boss, forced him to play restricted games, got blood all over his body, and never let him go.But the two big devils were delighted to see Xue Xin, and let out obscene laughter of complacency.Little Poor was caught and didn't dare to move, but when he saw himself, his eyes were full of distress signals, and tears of sadness rolled down...
This, this is inhumane, is there any law for the king!
Yan Xiaojun was furious, and after a few days of bad debts, all the suppressed anger broke out: "What are you trying to do? Dongfang Lin, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!!" After finishing speaking, he grabbed the little girl Poor hugged her in her arms, ignoring the blood stains all over her body, staining her white shirt with bloody flowers.
Dongfang Lin didn't guard against the person in his hand being suddenly dragged away, and the hand holding the towel didn't control the strength well, so he heard Wu You groan, tears gushing down.
I am provoking someone! ! !Wu Xiaoyou touched the nose on her second hand, crying uncontrollably: "You, you, you, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go..."
Dongfang Lin kindly added for him: "Let go, let go, Xiaojun, you hurt him."
Yan Xiaojun helped Wu Xiaoyou back, avoiding the boss's claws: "What are you guys trying to do? Why did you become like this when you are a good person? Zhou Qi, did you bring the boss down? In the future, if you want to play tricks that are not four, please play in your own home, okay? Don't use the company to harm people!"
Mr. Zhou was dumbfounded by being splashed with sewage: "I, what happened to me? It doesn't matter to me!" What is a nonsensical trick?Mom, can Wu You's nosebleed be under his control?Besides, even if it's to blame, Dongfang Lin must be blamed. If it weren't for his voice, he wouldn't have blamed him...
Thinking of the moment when Wu You lay on the door, Zhou Qi couldn't control himself and started laughing again.
Dongfang Lin had a black line: "Xiaojun, you misunderstood, things are not what you think." What is the chief financial officer of his own mind pretending to be!Couldn't he see that it was a nosebleed?Well, the situation at the scene was a little bit more tragic, but the nosebleed that had been so hard to stop had a tendency to flow out again after being tossed about by him like this.
Misunderstood?Yan Xiaojun looked at the pitiful little girl who was crying with blood all over her face: "Don't be afraid, tell me what's going on? Did they bully you?"
Wu You's nose was sore and sore, and he just wanted to hiccup with his neck up. He replied in a low voice: "No, no, no... yes, it's me, me, me, me..."
Yan Xiaojun lowered his face and looked at his boss with distrust: "You guys have scared everyone like this, what else do you want to say?"
Dongfang Lin was really speechless: "I really don't care about my business."
Zhou Qi laughed and coughed outside: "Okay, okay, don't make noise, the car is coming, hurry up and send him to the hospital."
The car is coming?What car?Wu You looked at the big boss in surprise.
Dongfang Lin said softly: "Don't be afraid, I just called 120 and went to the hospital to have a look at your nose."
120? ?Wu You shook his head quickly.Are you kidding, he just bumped his nose and got a nosebleed, it's not a serious illness, what is it called 120!
"Don't be afraid!" Yan Xiaojun put his arms around the poor little shoulder: "With me here, they dare not bully you, go, I will take you to the hospital!"
Wu Xiaoyou wanted to cry, but he was dragged out of the CEO's office with hugs and hugs, which shocked the employees outside.
What happened?The three biggest bosses of the company came out with a person covered in blood!I didn't see who that person was, but it was definitely a man!
fight?Love kill?Vendetta?
Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are gossips.After a while, all the employees in the supermarket knew that there was someone covered in blood who was carried by the president to the 120 ambulance at the door. God, what happened?
Wang Nannan hid in the staff toilet, holding a mobile phone in his hand.He glanced at the man who was brought into the ambulance from a distance. He was a small man with blood on his hands and face.
That's Wu You! ! !
He gritted his teeth and trembled with anger.What happened to Wu You when he was called up?Why do you get blood all over your body?He, he is just a small tally clerk, even if he is fired because of his stuttering disease, there is no need to beat him like this, right?He closed his eyes hard, knowing in his heart that now is not the best time to make a phone call, but he also felt a little joy from the bottom of his heart.This kind of thing has happened, Wu You will definitely not work here, then he will have an excuse to get people to himself, comfort and coax him every day, there must be a chance to win his heart!
Thinking of this, Wang Nannan straightened up and walked into the personnel management office.
He is resigning!
Wu You felt that he had never lost such a big face in his life!
Especially when he was walking out the door and into the ambulance when he heard the chirping of birds overhead.Several sparrows laughed presumptuously: "Look, look, Wu Xiaoyou fell down and got a nosebleed."
Damn, there will be no millet to eat in the future!
The dog mother in the distance barked a few times, mocking in concern: "Don't be afraid, let my son protect you in the future!"
Your son?Haha, thank you so much!
Now, Wu You ran out of the office crying but fell on the door panel and broke his nose, was ridiculed by the boss and rubbed blood on others, and the story of being taken away by 120 spread throughout City B, and all the little animals were discussing why It's unbelievable that there are such stupid people!
After clearing up the misunderstanding in the hospital, Yan Xiaojun looked at Wu Xiaoyou who was stuttering to thank him with plaster on the bridge of his nose with a complicated expression, and warned, "Men shouldn't be so impulsive."
Wu You blushed and nodded.
"I'm going back first. I was frightened today and asked for compensation, as well as my clothes." The chief financial officer resumed his usual arrogant and indifferent look: "It's equivalent to cash and put it on my card."
"Yes yes yes, definitely, Junjun, I will take you back, and I happen to be on the way too." Zhou Qi began to wag his tail at his sweetheart again.
Yan Xiaojun didn't refuse, after all, only Zhou Qi came here by car, besides, he didn't want to take a taxi back with a nosebleed, it would affect his image too much!
Dongfang Lin looked at the white plaster on the bridge of Wu You's nose, and couldn't help but start laughing.
Wu You was filled with shame and anger, but at this time he couldn't say anything to the person in front of him. After all, he paid for the medical expenses, and now he didn't have any money on him, and he was still wearing the work clothes of a supermarket tally worker. .
Sitting in the taxi, Boss Dongda looked at the aggrieved little rabbit beside him, and suppressed a smile: "I don't want to fire you, I just want you to understand that you are not suitable for your current position."
Wu You glanced at him sideways, this man is really annoying, he can't finish speaking in one breath, and he's full of gibberish.If you don't get fired, you won't be fired. If you have to describe these three words in circles, the hearts of rich people are black!
"I've seen your planning table for various activities in the supermarket. You have a lot of ideas, but it's not enough. Since I'll take over the management of the supermarket, a big move is necessary. I've already decided on the head of the propaganda department here. How about you? In the future, I will go to the Propaganda Department and learn more things. Stuttering is not a problem, and you don’t need to feel inferior. You must know that there are many jobs in this world that don’t use your mouth. As long as you are willing..." He pointed to his head: "Use your brain. .”
It's rare for someone to talk to himself like this, especially a big boss worth over [-] million.
Wu You looked at Dongfang Lin with flickering eyes, moved and startled.
Damn, he told himself so heartily that he really wanted to be a goddamn horse! !
☆、Wu Xiaoyou's information network
Wu Xiaoyou was pardoned and rested at home for a week because of a "work injury".Although he felt a little uneasy, the big boss gave him reassurance, so he slept leisurely until the sun was high before getting up. If it wasn't for his hungry stomach growling, he would really be reluctant to part with the warm bed.
It was rare to have several days of paid leave, Wu You touched his injured nose, and decided not to go out to annoy others.
Fat Sanhua Niuzi and Xiao Hei are napping on the cat climbing frame on the balcony. The sun is abundant at the end of September, and the cat's fur is fluffy and soft, with a breath of sunshine.
After Wu You finished washing, he first served the two uncle cats to eat and drink. After doing his duty as a shit shoveler, he cleaned up the cat toilet, and stuffed the bed sheets and quilts into the washing machine.The balcony on the second floor is very large. At the beginning, his mother had two houses for one, which made many people feel that their brains were broken. Now the price of this house is almost equivalent to the combined price of the two houses at the beginning, and it is far from the city center. It's also close, and it's convenient to take a car. It made people who were not optimistic about it jealous.
The balcony on the second floor has been transformed into a small vegetable garden by Wu You.Grapes and loofahs were planted on the nearly ten-square-meter balcony, and two rows of vegetable shelves were set up. The openings were dug out with large PVC pipes and filled with soil and sprinkled with vegetable seeds. Now eat and grow, almost self-sufficient.
Two square pools were built on the right, which were filled with soil. The thick vines covered the shelves and meandered to the balcony next door.The loofah vines are attached to the grape trellis, and several long loofahs are hanging down. There are more than a dozen attractive bunches of purple grapes. Pick one at random and put it in your mouth. It is sour and sweet.
Wu You has collected a lot of grapes to make wine and put it in the storage room downstairs. Last time his wife came over and said it was delicious, so she took away a big jar.He counted the grapes that could be picked again now, and estimated that he could make two more cans.
The room next door has been empty and unoccupied. When he realized later that the vines had climbed to the balcony next door, he went to find someone. Unfortunately, no one came out after knocking on the door for a long time. He also wrote a few small papers. The note was pasted on the doorknob of the security door next door, and now the note has turned yellow and brittle, and no one has read it yet.
Wu You sighed,
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