What should I do if my deskmate is blind

"..."

Brother Yan has a sincere expression and sharp eyes, and his determination to fight is beyond words. He said this purely for the purpose of provocation, and there is absolutely no other meaning.

It was the first time Shu Yan met this type of idiot, and he wavered for a second between standing up and dragging him out, and saying something to prove his innocence.

"Hey, I'm not a handsome guy. If you have something to say, don't fight." Sui Yi was a little dazed when he saw Shu Yan, and the stuttering problem healed inappropriately, "Is there some misunderstanding here? My brother Very Buddhist, definitely not someone who would do that kind of thing.”

Ji Chen: "..."

Oh shit.Links are all installed.

"..." The corner of Shu Yan's mouth twitched.

Let Sui Yi continue to explain freely, and he will almost charge by the hour.

Seeing the gentle "smile" on the corner of Shu Yan's mouth, Sui Yi felt relieved, and advised Ji Chen, "Big, big... big..." Brother, listen to me...

The liar is fucking pretending again :)

Ji Chen rolled his eyes at Sui Yi, and looked at Shu Yan: "Your brother is counting down the seconds for you, and are you going to coddle in it?"

Sui Yi was stunned for a moment, watching the curve of Shu Yan's mouth drooping because of Ji Chen's ambiguous laugh at his stuttering words.

Shu Yan stood up, tapped the glass twice with his fingertips, and met Ji Chen's gaze: "Come on, go out and chat."

"Don't!" Sui Yi blocked others with his hands, trying to trap Shu Yan behind the glass counter in the posture of a hen, "You two are chatting in the shop!"

Judging by the scraps of paper from grandpa in the store, Shu Yan could keep some of them.

"You let..." Shu Yan and Ji Chen said.

"Chen! Chen'er——!"

There was a cry at the door that was more excited than being caught on the spot. The three people in the shop froze and turned their heads: "...?"

Zhao Yi pulled the door curtain, his eyes full of shock.

The distance between two people is so close, either they want to fight or they want to kiss each other!

Will the two strangers kiss?

will not.

So it must be a fight!

Zhao Yi rushed into the store with a stride and slippery knees, and hugged Ji Chen's thigh: "Brother Chen Chen! You made a mistake!"

Ji Chen, who has already entered the combat state: "...?"

"It's Changling, not Changling." Zhao Yi said, "You called me to talk about it. I can't see you yet, so I know you haven't read the news."

Ji Chen has a problem, he only likes to turn his phone on silent and not vibrate.

According to his logic, he always looks at his phone when he is not busy, and if he doesn't see it, it means he is busy.

As for those who send a message in the middle of the night saying that you bought an elephant with a credit card abroad, and call you early in the morning to tell you that the court subpoena has arrived, they are all dogs.

Why do people answer the calls of dog things?

Quite reasonable.

"It's Chang Ling." Ji Chen seemed to understand something, but still wanted to struggle for a while, and patted him on the shoulder with a serious face to signal him to let go, "That's right."

"Ling, ling, that's called Chang Ling!" Zhao Yi's forehead was sweating.

"Ning." Sui Yi blinked, and couldn't help explaining for Zhao Yi, "You mean...the homely... Chang Ning, right?"

The one inside was recently opened, and the store was newly renovated, but the boss was not very kind, and he made all the tricks like a routine. Loan, he actually fooled the lonely, empty and cold rich and rich sister into throwing money into it.

Zhao Yi looked at Sui Yi who was hugging Shu Yan's waist tightly. The two looked at each other in tacit understanding and nodded frantically.

Benefactor!

Ji Chen lowered his eyes expressionlessly, looking at Zhao Yi, who was eating inside and out: "..."

He knew it.

"You're not from Hu Jian, are you?" Ji Chen was aggrieved, "N and L are not distinguished?"

Zhao Yi is obedient: "Don't talk nonsense, Hu Jianren is H and F, and Blue Whale is N and L."

Sui Yi: "..."

Good guy, a wave of black people from two places.

"??" Ji Chen was convinced, "Is this the time to care about this?!"

"Chen'er, brother, really, look, look at this." Zhao Yi patted the dust and stood up, put the interface of the mobile review app under Ji Chen's eyes, and said to him as if advertising, " They are all good reviews, they are ready, and the fees are cheap. If you make a mistake, you really made a mistake."

"And that store has a seal..." Zhao Yi's voice gradually weakened due to guilt, "It's posted by the industry and commerce, so there must be something wrong, right?"

"..." Ji Chen didn't even have the thought of scolding an idiot, "Are you so fucking wise? You know how to read comments from citizens, why did you go there so early in the morning?"

Zhao Yi's eyes wandered: "I saw it early in the morning."

Ji Chen: "...?"

"I'm not rebellious," Zhao Yi puffed his chest out, "I just don't believe what many people say! I just like to practice by myself!"

"Yes." Ji Chen looked at him expressionlessly, "It's really cheap."

Sui Yi was enjoying watching the two people arguing, when suddenly his arm hurt.

Oh, he still has his arms around Shu Yan.Let go, stand still, and continue watching the show.

The light pat in the air was like a fuse, but there was a cold feeling of being cut and surrounded by the wind of the bladed sword.

Ji Chen: "..." Oh, there is another male ghost here.

There is a kind of embarrassment that you know you have to face it, but when you really face it, you still want to live on another planet.

Ji Chen's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at Shu Yan.

Lie... No, the male ghost was looking at him with half of his chin raised slightly, and there seemed to be only two words left in the beautiful peach blossom eyes that were surging with anger: Wen and Blind.

If you insist on another interpretation, it can only be: stupid, forceful.

Ji Chen: "..."

Oh shit.

There is a kind of atmosphere in the air. The reason is that the male and female friends had a friendly discussion on "Should I eat sweet or salty rice dumplings?" In the end, "You yell at me, how dare you yell at me!/I didn't fucking yell at you!/You still yell at me!" Say no?! You were yelling just now!" and the weird atmosphere of "I don't know why, anyway, I'm bound to have a fight today".

"Handsome guy," Sui Yi said to Ji Chen while looking at this posture, while reaching out to support the counter, "I have a problem, I don't stutter when I'm nervous, don't... care about it."

Ji Chen: "...?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Zhao Yi gave a silly laugh, pointed to the comments on the phone to show Ji Chen, and read, "The handsome guy in the store is so cute, he speaks smoothly when he's nervous, I really like to make him blush, hehe hey-hey."

Zhao Yi pinched his throat to imitate the young lady's evaluation tone, and didn't even miss the three words "hehehe".

"..." Ji Chen wanted to tattoo "disgraceful" on his forehead.

"I'm sorry brother, that... I don't know your situation, I thought you did it on purpose. I'm sorry." Ji Chen said to Sui Yi.

"...?" Shu Yan held his breath back into his lungs, choking so hard that he wanted to cough.

He has never seen such a social brother who can bend, stretch, know mistakes and correct, is so pushy and reasonable.

"Ah," Sui Yi suddenly smiled brightly, "It's okay, it's just... quite amazing dad...bug."

"Then it's not bad for you," Ji Chen also smiled, "It won't delay things at all."

While talking, Ji Chen took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code posted on the counter.

"Alipay, 6666 yuan." The mechanical female voice was very happy when she read the number.

"Huh?" Sui Yi was stunned for a moment, and quickly waved his hands, "If you can't do it, it's a big misunderstanding, just ask your friend to be careful not to be deceived next time."

Hearing his fluent eloquence, Ji Chen really believed it this time.

"It's okay," Ji Chen looked at Shu Yan and said, "My friends are in Chang and Ning." Ji Chen bit the last two words emphatically to prove that he is not illiterate, "I was deceived so much. I didn't do it either. If you make a mistake, you just talk about it and it’s over."

The male ghost was still staring at him.

But the sharpness that was so cold that it seemed to be able to cut something at any time, for some reason, was rewrapped back by him bit by bit.

Although it's hard to pack.

"Handsome guy, don't worry." Sui Yi continued his efforts, putting his hand on Shu Yan's shoulder, "My brother is a very Buddhist man, if the misunderstanding is resolved, it will be fine."

"Yes, yes," Zhao Yi said with his "normal" aesthetics, "Your brother is easy to talk at first sight, he looks so gentle!"

"Really?" Sui Yi patted Shu Yan's shoulders twice, "Hahahahahaha!"

Shu Yan & Ji Chen staring at each other: "..."

"Take it." Shu Yan glanced at Ji Chen's wrist and said to Sui Yi.

This guy just heard the sound of 6666 so he was excited instead of nervous.

"Then..., accept..." Sui Yi turned his head to look at Shu Yan, "Accept?"

"...Mmm." Shu Yan put aside his arm and sat back down.The moon cake shop under construction still lacks an artificial lake.

"This handsome...handsome guy," Sui Yi looked at Zhao Yi, "Money can't be...just collected for nothing, you and I...sit here."

"Little master, how do you know that I want to..." Zhao Yi was surprised, and his legs had already followed.

Sui Yi sat down: "Your 6... 66... ​​6, why is it...so expensive?"

"A big gift package for changing your mind." Zhao Yi quickly sat down.

Sui Yi pinched his fingers and looked at him: "It's because of an old friend."

"Fuck!" Zhao Yi patted the table, and the copper coin that Sui Yi used to help others bounced twice on the table, "I shouldn't think your family is cheap!"

"..." Ji Chen took a deep breath.

"..." Shu Yan smashed an artificial lake.

People in the corner had already started to ask about their birthdays, and Ji Chen knew that he couldn't hold back or persuade him.

What Zhao Yi asked was all about Xu Muzhou.The two of them grew up together - a little girl who didn't look like a regular little girl.

Zhao Yi also knew that Xu Muzhou was not interested in him, but he still followed him like a demon.One is tall, tall, and tough-looking--to use the words of a school girl, he is a handsome guy, and he doesn't dare to confess his love in front of a little girl, and he never tires of doing crooked ways.

No matter how you say he is an idiot, he can readily accept it.But when something happened to Xu Muzhou, he would be anxious with you.

Ji Chen didn't bother to care about him anymore.

Sitting on the wooden bench opposite the counter and waiting, I could only see Shu Yan bowing his head, Ji Chen was really bored, and became inexplicably annoyed.

Why is he the only one who is bored?

According to how hot Zhao Yi has been chatting with people on WeChat right now, he will definitely come here more often in the future.

Ji Chen looked at the "President's WeChat" next to the Alipay QR code, swiped and opened the phone, and said yes.

President of Changling Cultural Society.

Ji Chen couldn't hold it back, and snorted lightly.What an evil name, it's too...a bit blunt.

The profile picture is still that of a young man.

The Sanhua Fat Cat in a certain Zhiyu show has cute little eyes.

Ji Chen's finger hovered over his portrait for a second, and clicked in as if nothing had happened.

Only visible for three days.

There is only one post today, a photo just posted, a flower bed in the People's Hospital.There is also a big wild cat in the flower bed, as fat as his head.

Accompanying text: Today is another beautiful day~~ cute.gif, cute.gif, cute.gif

"..." Ji Chen was knocked down by his coquettish wavy lines and cute triple strike for a second, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched like a conditioned reflex.

This person is much more cheerful on the Internet than in reality.

"Handsome...handsome guy," before leaving, Sui Yi called out to Ji Chen, "I'll give you free of charge, let's do the math, I see your seal..." Yintang is plump and seems to have a faint light, full of moisture and blood flowing smoothly, Actually...

Ji Chen hurriedly interrupted: "Thank you, no need." He added, "I don't believe in fate."

He managed to change the two people in this shop the size of a fingernail, but he didn't want to ask this "casual" master to ask him to ask for a lottery to change his luck or something just because he heard that the "casual" master said that his seal was black. Looking for a fight with someone.

"Ah," Sui Yi nodded, "Then... let's do it."

The shuttered door of that "Chang Ning" was really sealed, and the date is still today.

Ji Chen was very aggrieved.

Turning back to the side of the road, Zhao Yi looked at Ji Chen's Kawasaki boa constrictor greedily: "You really don't want to give me a ride?"

Ji Chen put on the helmet: "Just pick up my wife, if you want to admit it, you can go."

"Then take the one I gave you next time and take me." Zhao Yi compromised.

"I can pay you back when you are 18." Ji Chen was very ruthless.

Zhao Yi wrapped his arm with the "hand-woven" red thread of Changling Cultural Society on his shoulders: "Forget it, I'll protect Zhou Zhou like a jade."

Ji Chen shook off the arm that was on his shoulder: "Come on, I have a cleanliness."

"I kneel on my knees, not my arms," ​​Zhao Yi said.

Ji Chen: "..."

"Do you think it will work this time?" Zhao Yi grabbed the handle of the motorcycle with one hand to prevent him from leaving, and squeezed the other red rope in his pocket with the other. It will definitely work."

The two had exchanged names amicably and were pleasantly surprised to find a word with the same pronunciation.

"..."

Sighing, Ji Chen glanced at the red string on his wrist: "Yes."

It's an ordinary red line, five yuan a piece, compared with the monthly rent of the facade here, it's really a conscience price in the cellar.let him go.

Zhao Yi thinks that Sui Yi is really a good person: "Chen, the money you send to others, he will let me go there anytime in the future, and the deduction will be done according to the working hours. His fees are so cheap, find an online boyfriend to chat with him these days More than this price."

"..." Ji Chen was silent, "It makes sense for him to pay 20 yuan an hour."

"Don't talk about people like that." Zhao Yi inexplicably felt that the people in that club were all honest people, and then suddenly remembered, "By the way, Lao Wang said that there is a new student in our class at the beginning of school, and he will sit with you without any accident. After all, you are alone."

"Don't fucking sit next to me," Ji Chen said viciously, "Anyone who comes will have their legs broken!"

Last semester, it was Lao Wang who couldn't think about it and arranged for him to be at the same table.

Ji Chen thought for a while, but felt that the level was not enough: "Human life is ignored! Children are not deceived!"

"Brother, Brother Chen, I am Grandpa Chen." Zhao Yi yelled, and let go of his car handle as if it was burning, and stepped back half a step very seriously, "Can we use idioms to save our lives?"

The level of despair he heard Ji Chen using idioms was about the same as Ji Chen hearing him being deceived again.

"Let's go!" Ji Chen hit the gas pedal and fed him a puff of cigarette.

Looking at the fast-moving young man, Zhao Yi sighed, squeezed the red string in his pocket, and muttered to himself, "It will work this time."

"Can that thing be useful?" Shu Yan asked after the sound of the motorcycle's engine faded away.

The inconspicuous skull on the wrist of Brother Yan is worth more than this ten-square-meter facade.Although Brother Yan is very righteous to his friends, he acts like a young master who has never been beaten by the society.In case that thing is useless, it is estimated that they will have to come to the door.

Sui Yi didn't speak, and laughed for a while while tidying up the incense case, before asking him: "All the girls have... promised to wear it, and you can... can it be done?"

Shu Yan: "..."

profiteer.

"Then you still have to help that..." Shu Yan thought for a while, but didn't know the name, "The commander-in-chief forced the calculation. Are you afraid that he will find out that he was cheated and come to you again?"

Although Shu Yan always felt that the "big handsome guy" in Sui Yi's eyes and the "resident guest of the anti-fraud show" in the mouth of "big handsome guy" had a subtle commonality to some extent.But on the surface, it seems that Dashuai's brain circuit is a little bit normal.

"Afraid... what are you afraid of?" Sui Yi said, "I just want to tell... tell him to tell him to pay attention to the people around him recently. He's going to have a good... good luck."

At this moment, Shu Yan felt as if he had touched something, and he felt a sense of confusion in the darkness under the lamp.

Sui Yi looked at his expression with joy: "With that... that face, when will he not be lucky?"

"..."

Shu Yan also smiled: "Fuck."