What should I do if my deskmate is blind

"Where's Grandpa?" Chang Ling's store is not big, only a dozen square meters, a long glass counter takes up less than half of the area, and there are some stationery items neatly arranged inside, which can be seen at a glance.The old man was not in the shop, so Ji Chen asked Sui Yi who was sitting at the back of the shop, doing fortune-telling and solving puzzles behind the small wooden table.

"We...we...our...home...home..." The young man wearing the same white shirt on the innermost side began to compose words and sentences, trying to make one thing as complicated as possible.

Shu Yan closed his eyes, and said to him very seriously and gently: "Speak human."

"Say...talk all afternoon, Xi...get used to it." Sui Yi smiled and resumed his non-business status, and said, "President...President, look at him..."

Stuttering and chattering, Shu Yan felt that this job was really suitable for him.

Before Sui Yi finished speaking, Shu Yan's phone vibrated a few times.

At this time, Comrade Sui Junchuan, the president of Changling Cultural Society, the leader of the "Chinese Traditional Culture Friendship Exchange Group" at the top of WeChat, sent his condolences.

President of Changling Cultural Society: [@朱燕, Yan’er, I’m going to the hospital to see my old comrade-in-arms, you and Xiao Yi are staying in the shop for a while, I’ll be back before the sun goes down, and I’ll take you two to eat delicious food . 】

Followed by a cute meow meow emoji package.

"Grandpa?" Sui Yi asked.

"Ah."

Feeling that the icon next to his avatar was mixed between the two strings of names, Shu Yan, who looked very serious, returned to Sui Junchuan: [Okay Grandpa, we will wait for you. 】

The tone is as good as a good baby.

"How about we... our president is half... half fairy." Sui Yile said, "every time... is faster than me."

Shu Yan smiled, didn't speak, and sat down behind the glass counter where money was collected in a familiar way.

In the afternoon at the end of the summer vacation, two groups of people had just left, and the store was empty at the moment, with an inch of incense smoke left in the incense case, and the old wall-mounted air conditioner engine was a bit noisy, which made the store quieter.

"Sleep... sleep for a while?" Sui Yi knew that Shu Yan didn't sleep well at night.

"Don't sleep anymore," Shu Yan said, "There are plenty of opportunities after school starts."

"Are you saying that you owe... you owe a beating?" Sui Yi smiled, "Say... such things in front of us...students."

"I love studying at night and sleeping during the day." Shu Yan said calmly.

Sui Yi clicked his tongue twice: "Don't be fucking angry... angry at me. You don't have dark... dark circles under your eyes."

The skin is so good that it is like sleeping during the day and night, and no one even believes the truth.

Shu Yan ignored him, took out his mobile phone and clicked on a small retirement game.

"Oh, no," Sui Yi sniffed his nose, "Are you smoking again?"

Shu Yan looked up at him.

Sui Yi's stuttering problem is quite miraculous, when he is anxious or excited, he can speak quickly.It is usually misunderstood by people as if it is pretending.

"No," Shu Yan thought of the tattooed brother in the hospital whose face was already blurred, "someone else smoked it."

"Oh." Sui Yi responded, but still looked at him seriously.

Suddenly, the boy stood up from behind the fortune-telling table and walked out of the shop.

After two seconds of silence, the curtain at the door opened and another person came in.

"Handsome guy, is your boss here? How much do you charge for a name?"

"........."

Shu Yan raised his hand and pointed to the small table for fortune-telling.

Sui Yi ignored him, covered his face with his hands, and put it down again, as if lying to a child: "Guess who I am?"

"...Damn it," Shu Yan smiled, "Sit down, I don't want to fight today."

Sui Yi was finally relieved, and said with a smile: "It's good, I don't have six...six relatives who don't recognize me." Then he joked, "Ah...no, you don't know...recognize me because you saw our relatives... pretending to be parents and children Bar?"

This shirt was bought by Sui Junchuan. Besides this, there are many other styles for spring, summer, autumn and winter.The old man dressed them up like twins, Sui Yi had no objection, but he didn't expect, I don't know if it was a coincidence or a coincidence, every time the old man called Shu Yan to eat, Shu Yan always wore the clothes bought by their old darling .

Obviously, he is also a noble young master with a platinum spoon in his mouth. He wears four discounted white shirts at a clearance price of 99 yuan, but he still wears them with such peace of mind.

"Well," Shu Yan didn't lift his head, and surrounded the mooncake shop that was about to be completed in the game with luxurious railings, "Sit down, son."

"Okay Dad," the engine roared from the crane from far to near outside the shop, Sui Yi picked up three incense sticks and put them on the candle again, "Who is so inhuman...human, still smoking...smoking in the hospital."

Forced to be inhumane, Ji Chen parked his beloved scooter, and saw the quaint wooden signboards in a row of stores on the side of the road - Changling Cultural Society.

Damn, even fortune-telling has to be educated these days.

The door is very small, and there is a semi-transparent curtain like wide vermicelli hanging on the door, which faintly reveals a bit of cool air.

Ji Chen opened it and looked in.

It's a bit old inside, but it's clean.The lighting is slightly dim, the warm tone of incandescent lamps.I don't know if this atmosphere is deliberately created, it is easy to generate trust and then be deceived.

The air of the small shop is filled with the smell of incense, and the decorations are nothing more than those ingots, copper coins, and Daluo gods.

What a scene of righteousness, but it was used by these scammers to fool people.commit a sin.

Ji Chen was heartbroken.

The moment the door curtain was lifted, Sui Yi looked up.

"Fuck!" Sui Yi tilted his body, the legs of the small wooden stool at the four corners were all crumbling, and he tugged at the sleeve of Shu Yan, who was tirelessly playing his boring retirement game with his head down, and said in a low voice but excitedly, "Yan'er, Yan'er, look quickly! You are handsome!"

Shu Yan's hands trembled when he pulled him, and the mooncake shop that had just been built in three hours in the game was knocked down and exploded screaming.

A beautiful cloud of dust and smoke exploded on the screen.

"..." Shu Yan turned her head to look over.

Is this the number of times I get excited today, is it a little too much?

Sui Yi could tell what Shu Yan was thinking just by looking at his expression, and said with a smile, "You...you are also handsome, different...type. Look...you look."

As soon as Ji Chen came in, he saw the two men whispering to each other, and one of them was still looking at him happily, with a sense of "another mentally retarded fat sheep coming".

But when the man sitting behind the half-person-high glass counter looked up, Ji Chen couldn't help being stunned.

Squinted.

Zhao Yi's aesthetics this time is really okay.

It's just that the moment I saw Shu Yan, I couldn't explain it, I didn't know whether it was confusion or bewilderment... or a little bit of mixed emotions mixed with loss.

It only took half a second for Ji Chen to classify this complicated emotion into one sentence - I don't like seeing him.

There are many old customers in the shop, and Sui Yi recognizes them at all times, even if there are new customers, there are very few of this model—or the first one of this model.

Usually people who come to their store are either middle-aged sisters who are frustrated in their marriage, or ask their husbands if there is a beautiful aunt who has a third child outside.

As soon as he entered the door in that state, Sui Yi would be able to guess a bit of his intentions.He couldn't see this person.

"Handsome guy, what do you want to count...?" Sui Yi didn't speak when he saw him coming in, thinking he was embarrassed.

The handsome male ghost in the hospital glanced at him and then lowered his head again. Ji Chen didn't answer, but noticed a few things hanging on the white wall.

There is a pennant, a safety talisman, and - a piece of shape, size, specification and color matching, which is quite similar to a business license.Mixed in the "bogus knows the world today, pushes the mountains and plays the sea to calculate things" this kind of look is the C position of the pennant pile of children.

"?"

Ji Chen didn't believe in evil, and took two steps forward.

"..." Changling Culture Co., Ltd.

This fucking is really a business license?

Still a fucking limited liability company? ?

Ji Chen felt that he was shallow.

The young man calmed down, then turned his head and glanced at Sui Yi and Shu Yan who were sitting in the back seat bluffing for money, and the other sitting in the front seat soliciting customers and cheating sex.

White shirt of the same style: uniform overalls.

Wounds on the male ghost's mouth and hands: He cheated and got beaten.

This is an organized and premeditated regular scam company.

As for the liar staring at him in the hospital corridor, he must have heard him and Zhao Yi on the phone, thinking whether to act first.

In the end, because I was worried about losing money one-on-one, I went back here first.

So fucking insidious!

This wave of reasoning has perfect details and perfect logic.

Ji Chen was very satisfied.

"How do you charge here?" Ji Chen asked after regaining his thoughts.

Shu Yan still didn't look up, Ji Chen looked at his determination, and heard Sui Yi say: "I charge by the... hour. It's not expensive, just... just 20. Anything can be counted."

"..." Ji Chen glanced at him.

Charged by the hour...stutter.

Damn, why is it so mysterious.

Do you still have the basic professional ethics of a liar?

"Can it be anything?" Ji Chen asked.

"Ah..." Sui Yi seemed to understand the reason why the commander forced him to come here, "Yes."

"Okay," Ji Chen said, "Then settle the score."

Shu Yan, who was fiddling with his luxurious railing obsessively, finally lifted his head from the phone screen.

Sui Yi: "No..." It's not the eldest brother, is there some misunderstanding between us?

"Okay," Sui Yi stuck out half a word, and Shu Yan supported the counter and leaned into the back of the chair behind him, and adjusted a comfortable angle, asking him very understandingly, "How do you want to calculate?"

This kind of idiot who doesn't report himself as a family, but who is provocative when he comes up, is really interesting.

Ji Chen: "...?"

Fuck, are liars so arrogant these days?

"Who is in charge here?" Ji Chen glanced at the two of them.

"Our company...the company..." Sui Yi had just started thinking about it when he heard Shu Yan say, "Me."

Or the way of service with a smile.

In Ji Chen's eyes, the gentle smile on the boy's face, which was harmless to humans and animals, was quite provocative.

"Oh." Ji Chen, the logic teacher, took a step forward, leaned over the glass counter, and approached Shu Yan wordlessly, with a low voice and sharp eyes: "I'll count the money, and it's enough for you to go to the hospital again. "

Very arrogant and illogical affirmative sentence.

According to common sense, Shu Yan should accept the provocation, but when he saw the black back tattoo behind the idiot's ear, he was obviously taken aback.

He can't recognize people, but dogs do.

Isn't this the guy in the hospital... who smokes and has tattoos and burns his head?

Shu Yan hesitated, lowering her long eyelashes.

The two brothers supported the counter with their hands, and the delicate and tight forearm muscles stretched out beautiful lines.

Shu Yan raised his eyes.

The neckline of Brother Yan's T-shirt hangs down in a semicircle, and the collarbone protrudes into a fish-raising arc, which extends into the neckline... Well, he has a good figure, and his chest muscles are not too exaggerated, which is quite beautiful.

Shu Yan wanted to applaud himself, it turns out that the human brain can think so many things in a flash.

Or something that has nothing to do with the current atmosphere.

In Ji Chen's eyes, this hesitation turned out to be "You haven't spoken harshly enough and I'm not ready to accept the move".The drift of the eyes is "I have to think about whether this is worth fighting".

Ji Chen, who was used to adhering to the principle of "convincing others with virtue" and making the other party make a mistake first, immediately thought of a new idea.

"How many days do you want to lie down this time without getting out of bed?" In order to create the atmosphere of a low-pitched warning, Ji Chen sneered in his nasal cavity, and then, "Huh?"

Very domineering, with a raised "hmm" at the end, matched with the boy's own deep voice, because the voice was too soft and the tone was too nice, the air that could be ignited by just rubbing a spark, suddenly and strangely... Loving, lingering, ambiguous.

Sui Yi looked at Shu Yan with an expression of "what the hell did you do to pull up your pants and deny anyone?": "...?"

Shu Yan: "..."

Shu Yan: "...?"