[Zhongyingmei] The dripping beast has become a fine

An argument that may last for hours, or may quickly turn violent, begins.And no matter how you calculate it, you can prostitute Lucilia for free, and Jason, who can't lose money, stays away from the flames of war.

"Do you want dessert?" He tilted his head, raised his chin slightly, and asked Lucilia who was watching the play.

Lucilia, who was sitting next to Jason on the armrest, was admiring the bat doll, especially the small veins on the bat's head, watching them start to assemble amidst the noise, turning into an extra huge vein, and shaking vigorously shook.

"Such as the kind of snacks made with eggs, bread and sugar?"

Jason got what she was talking about in a second: "5 minutes."

At this time, the low-pressure cloud was so thick that even ordinary people could feel it. Jason rubbed the gargoyle's head, and ran decisively to the kitchen to make dessert.

The other bird cubs also shut up in unison, cursing the Red Hood who ran first in their hearts.

When Jason came back, the battle was over.

Several bird cubs fought with the bat dolls, Ha Er was stimulated, and joined them as the mount of the bat dolls, flying birds and dogs, smashing the hall in front of Ah Fu, and was asked to clean the room together.

And the use of technological tools, such as robot vacuums or vacuum cleaners, is not allowed.

Dick was dusting the windows and curtains, Tim was mopping the couch, Damian was sweeping the floor with a broom, and Bart followed with a dustpan in his mouth.

Jason brought snacks and milk tea on a tray, handed them to Lucilia together, and asked by the way: "How did you arrange it?"

Lucilia: "Damian is on patrol today, bringing Batman with him."

In other words, the bat doll will belong to Damian all night.

Jason snorted.

And the black fur ball on the bat doll's head keeps popping up, disappearing, popping up again, repeating the cycle.

"What?" Lucilia picked him up from the dog's head.

Bat didn't answer.

But she could see Batman's confusion.

She tugged at Jason, the two left quietly, Alfred had long since disappeared, Dick was next, Tim looked up and around, and tried to wave at the dog.

When the bone Get arrived, he arched Bart, and Bart bit Ha Er's chain, and dragged this thing away together.

Both bats and demons are good at stealth.

When Damian reacted, he and a bat doll in chaos were left in the room.

Damian: ...Kill them all!

The atmosphere once condensed.

How crazy he was with his brother just now, how silent Damian is now.

"You're very different today, Damian." In the end it was Batman who spoke first.

"What?" Damian asked angrily, as if he really didn't understand.

The little kid's body moved, it was a preparatory action, Batman noticed Damian's movement to run sharply, but after taking another look at the bat doll, Damian gave up this action again.

It seems that he doesn't feel comfortable leaving the bat doll alone.

Maybe this is an opportunity.

There was little opportunity for a good talk between them.

Batman thought he had reason to be skeptical, which was why Dick offered to take turns with his doll.

Their personalities are placed here. When a group of people get together, they may avoid unnecessary quarrels for various reasons, but it is even more difficult to communicate effectively.

In Batman, silence has never meant compromise.

All he had to do now was to act like a father.

Take the initiative to break the damn silence, once again.

……

This really killed Batman.

Whenever family relations need to be dealt with, the required cliché skills and superb speech skills of the members of the Bat family will all be wiped off the assembly line.

When they are good, they are silent, and when they are bad, they are self-defeating.

After a moment of entanglement, the bat said: "You didn't sneak away this time."

"...Maybe it's just because you don't look like Titus's teeth now."

Damian gritted his teeth: You are the one who likes to sneak away!

The bat doll gave a disapproving look.

Titus?

Even if he turns into a rag doll, he can solve it, just like he solved that Ha Er.

"Pfft..." Damian couldn't help laughing.

Facing Batman's squinting eyes, the kid completely relaxed, and his expression became unbeatable again. He didn't care about his father's "anger" at all, and said with a smile: "You know? You look more like Being coquettish, not angry. I guess you haven't noticed that yet?"

Bat doll really didn't think about this kind of thing.

How could he notice this?

It was even suspected that it was a conspiracy by Robin.

Damian didn't argue, and directly caught him and put him in front of a mirror, letting the bat try to squint its disapproving eyes.

At this time, the bat finally realized that something was wrong.

The doll's bat ears are too round, more like a pair of cat ears. When he squints his eyes, he looks like a black cat with its neck curled up and staring blankly in front of it.

It's not like being angry, more like being stunned and overwhelmed.

Batman:  …

Who made this cloak?

He thought about it, and then wrote down Superman's name in the little black book.

On the night when the Bat Doll followed Damian, Damian drove the Batmobile as he wished. The action was wild and powerful. The Bat Doll was sitting in his pocket, and was almost thrown out of the car.

The bat doll scolded: "Damian! Give me the co-pilot!"

"I'm driving. Is there anyone else in the car?" Damian retorted super loudly.

Another side brake turn.

This time the bat doll got out.

Rolled all the way to the co-pilot and landed in the arms of "Batman".

"It's not fair!" The little yellow bird was very upset.

It was agreed that he would take the bat doll on patrol tonight, but why did Grayson get in the way? !

Ye Yi, dressed as a bat, smiled and was in a good mood: "At least I let you drive the Batmobile, shouldn't you thank me?"

"No!" The little yellow bird chirped super loudly.

The "laughter and laughter" of these birds and bats was successfully conveyed to the ears of Jason and Lucilia who returned to the Red Bat Cave through Red Robin's relay.

They haven't been back for a while.

Taking the conversation between the brother and the old father as a snack, Jason was more motivated to clean up the room.

In such a noisy life, time flies by so fast, it seems that in the blink of an eye, the captain of the Avengers Alliance next door has completed three missions and sent information about Edie.

Edie's body had been hidden in Le Julia's bedroom before, and later moved to a place in the suburbs of Gotham in order to attack Batman. Le Julia and Lusite liked Iron Man, Captain America and Bucky very much. The triangular combination, as an extra reward, offered to help them track the traces of greed.

The information was sent to the Batcave, and it was received by Tim first. After sorting out and researching, he notified others.

Jason took a look at the address and frowned.

Dick spoke first: "This used to be a freak circus."

"What is that?" Lucilia asked curiously.

"It's all kinds of people who were born with deformities due to genetic problems, or people whose bodies were distorted due to some accidents the day after tomorrow. They gathered together and organized a circus." Jason was concise.

Lucilia felt that it must not be that simple, otherwise there would not be little exclamation marks on the heads of these two big birds.

She turned on her phone and looked it up.

Found a lot of twisted bodies.

Two heads and four hands and eight legs don't seem to be that special anymore.

What makes Lucilia feel strange is the attitude of other people, as if these "deformities" have no right to be called human beings in the eyes of some other human beings because they have more or less bodies.

Some comments use "monster" and "it".

Humans are really complicated.

Demons are much simpler. The soul determines that they are human beings. Even if they grow halos or horns, they are still human beings.

"I've already sent a drone there, and I only found a passage written on the gate: Here lies the body of the next greedy monarch, and as long as it is still sleeping, everything will never stop." Tim turned on the projection Equipment, and show them what you've found: "There's an invitation to the game in the abandoned postbox. Looks like Edie has given us a challenge. If we want to save Batman, we need to play this game."

"I can go." Lucilia raised her hand.

"Okay, next one." Tim took notes carefully.

Jason watched Tim pretending to be a good baby with that expression of "You fucking kidding me", and then said that he would go too. He and Lucilia were almost completely bound. Everyone panicked from the beginning to I'm used to it now.

Before Dick could speak, Tim stepped forward and said, "Dick and Damian are in charge of Night Watch as Batman and Robin, so you can't go."

This statement aroused the glare of Damian who was stroking the dog in the corner.

Tim ignored it calmly, and continued: "So the members of this operation are Jason, Lucilia and our bat doll."

Jason looked at the bat doll on Ha Er's head, and asked him what he was doing with his eyes.

Mess up?

He's just that small.

Tim helped Batman answer: "This is Edie's condition: Batman must go. I think that message means that if we dare to let his soul drive Bruce's body, it is actually possible."

Anyway, as long as it can represent the individual of Bruce Wayne or Batman.

Fine.

Jason said that he had no objection.

Although the former is troublesome, it is more controllable than the latter.

He made some preparations, changed to the special equipment for demons, and helped Batman prepare. Zatanna sent a talisman and put it around the neck of the little bat doll.

Then they chose a dark and stormy day to meet Edie's classmate's little game.

"Shouldn't we find a good day when the moon is bright and the stars are scarce?" Tim complained in the interior.

"That's too standardized." Jason spit back: not a Batman at all.

Lucilia, who finally started to adapt to the communication system, also joined the conversation: "I will be stronger in bad days."

It dawned on Tim.

Oh right, I almost forgot, now demons are also one of their fighting forces.

"Gotham Devil Squad." Lucilia gave their combination a new name.

Jason: "..."

Not as good as the original one.