[Zhongyingmei] The dripping beast has become a fine

"Three times." Rogers said: "Up to three times."

Le Julia rubbed her chin.

Unlike other trading partners, when Rogers said this, he directly laid out the bottom line, and did not intend to spend time on bargaining at the beginning.

Le Julia found that she liked it quite a bit. It was simple and quick to trade with the lower limit.

Trade if you can, forget it if you don’t.

Because the bottom line of human beings can be seen at a glance, for the demons of lust, the human beings who are bargaining are the most embarrassing, and also the most annoying to the demons.

"Okay." She agreed, "That's three times."

This matter seems to be settled so simply.

It is impossible to go shopping every day, so they agreed to go out every three to five days. Le Julia will notify Rogers one day in advance before going out, and if he is not at ease about their demon products, he can find someone else to come at the same time Accompaniment, but only for superheroes, not secret agents.

On the first day, they went downstairs to Stark Tower.

Rogers didn't find anyone to accompany him, but went shopping with these two little ancestors seriously.The demons have good physical strength, they can walk from one end to the other, and then walk back non-stop.

Rogers noticed that they preferred to watch.

You may have to look back and forth four or five times before you start thinking about whether to buy.

"Actually, I wanted to rob." Le Julia sighed. When she looked melancholy, the store couldn't wait to give her something as a gift. "But human beings rarely give me this opportunity."

It's all delivered, so of course there's no need to grab it.

Rogers:  …

Is this an abuse of ability?

The captain is thinking about this question.

Le Julia said that this is the love of beauty in human beings, and it has nothing to do with one's own ability.

Ruth smiled and snatched a lollipop from a child next to her, saying: "This is called robbery, Captain Rogers." Then, before the child burst into tears, she stuffed the candy back and quickly walked away.

"Oh, children are so annoying," said the demon.

"Can't you chat with us?"

Ruster asked again, and hung a large bag on Rogers' arm. Almost at the same time, Le Julia hung a bag on the other hand.

"For example?" Rogers said that he was not good at that.

The demons stared at each other and made troublesome laughs, but another voice broke into their conversation.

"Why don't you come to me for entertainment, ladies." It was Stark.

He is also a bright and great hero. In terms of personality alone, Stark is indeed much more interesting than Captain America. A few simple sentences attracted the attention of the two demons.

The daring Iron Man hugged left and right, and turned his head to wink at Rogers.

Rogers didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he was indeed relieved.

Call Barnes next time.

The captain who decided to cheat his teammates thought so.

……

…………

someday.

Watchtower, meeting room.

After the dog is pinned down by Lucilia, the meeting finally gets off to a good start.

The seven giants of the Justice League gathered together.

Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Martian Manhunter, Aquaman.

It's no different than usual.

The only problem was that the seat for Batman was empty, and on the table in front of the corresponding seat, there was a mini single sofa sewn by Flash with Speed ​​Force.

There is also a bat doll sitting on the sofa.

The bat doll is still very seriously using the mini-device strapped to its arm to read their reports.

For some reason, the others didn't feel relaxed, but even more nervous.

Except Wonder Woman.

"Can I take a picture?" She asked with great interest and politely. At the same time, the mobile phone in her hand had already entered the camera mode, and she almost pressed it.

"No." Batman firmly refused.

Diana put down the phone regretfully: "You are so stingy."

"I've always been like this." The bat doll scowled, completely unaware that it made his face look rounder.

The atmosphere in the room became even more weird because of this, everyone's expressions were extremely serious, as if someone was dying soon.

They were all holding back their laughter.

The kind that exhausts the strength of breastfeeding.

It's a pity that the effect was minimal. Several people's shoulders shook to varying degrees, and Martian Manhunter, a guy who didn't understand human fun, was still drinking tea there calmly.

The Bat Doll looked around at them, and selected Superman, who was about to lose his hold.

"Superman, let's talk about why the villain precisely hit Luthor's building after being thrown by you in the battle last week." He said coldly, "Luthor is also very curious about this."

Superman: "..."

Superman: "That was a nice accident."

The bat's voice became colder: "Do you think I will believe it? Or do you think Luther will believe it?"

In fact, as long as Luther can believe it, nothing else matters.

But the problem was that Luther wouldn't believe a single syllable of what was said from Superman's mouth.

Superman's expression gradually cooled down, and he looked up at the ceiling, with "headache" written on his face.

The next one to be picked out was Hal Jordan.

Hal: "I didn't hit the building 'intentionally'."

"You were thrown upstairs by the villain, which could have been avoided."

Hal: "..."

What a dog.

The others are sitting in danger. Although they haven't smashed buildings recently and haven't been used by villains to smash buildings, they are still very nervous. After all, today's bats seem to be in a bad mood...

The Flash muttered in a low voice: "Why does it feel like a parent meeting..."

Superman praised it in a second.

A communication from the Avengers saves them.

The Bat Doll glanced at it and forwarded it to the Batcave host.

"Dismiss."

As the bat uttered the key words, everyone was amnesty.

"I'll take you back."

Superman picked up the bat doll, took him back to the Batcave through the sonic passage, and then flew back to Metropolis from Gotham.

——This work is also done by everyone in turn, after all, everyone wants to "invade" Gotham openly.

Wayne's house.

Bart is holding Ha Er's collar in his mouth and leading him to run a sport called running in circles, intending to exhaust this guy's physical strength. In fact, dogs like huskies don't have to be mischievous. They will naturally be honest when they are tired. get down.

A call came from the Bat Cave, Bart braked, and dragged Ha Er to the Bat Cave by the chain.

Bones yawned in place.

After a while, Bart came back with Ha Er, and at the same time, there was a little black thing on Ha Er's head - a bat doll.

Sitting on the sofa, chewing on a straw and drinking Jason's strawberry milkshake, Lucilia looked at him.

Such a small one, but still able to do things like this.

When Stark turned into a doll, he was basically only active in the Stark Tower. Jason was also very honest. It was a good turn for this Batman. He rode Superman to the universe and went out to fight. I also want to train the dog, and then ride the dog out to patrol at night.

No wonder the old butler's head was bald.

Lucilia whispered in her heart very quietly.

The bat doll was sitting on the dog's head, lowering his head and fiddling with his mini communication device. He felt the sight of the gargoyle, raised his head "swish", and stared at it with white diamond-shaped eyes.

The bat asked coldly: "Are you free?"

Lucilia: "Is busy drinking a milkshake considered idle?" Biting the straw.

If it was a big one like Batman talking here, maybe Lucilia would still listen to it, but the bat doll is only so small, Lucilia said that she is not afraid.

Even wanting to toss around the corner.

It's a pity that Jason won't allow it.

That guy is a typical double standard. I wash the bat dolls by myself very happily, so I don’t let others touch them. Damian wanted to come up to play with the dolls yesterday, ah no, to see how his father is. The bird fought, and killed the kid's idea in the bud.

And Dick, who was listening to the monitor, almost died laughing, that's another story.

Unfortunately, that's where it ends.

Lucilia propped her chin: "Seriously, Ah Fu's hair is about to lose its shape, why don't you consider being obedient and waiting at home?"

The watchtower is not just an observation tower, it is also a low-earth orbit defense tower on the earth. When necessary, the heroes of Zhenglian may even use it as a manually calibrated super missile, and directly use the watchtower to hit the enemy's mother. ship.

Such a place is not suitable for a fragile rag doll.

Same goes for Night in Gotham.

Bats know this too.

He didn't say a word, it was tacit agreement.

Think Damian ready to fight, Dick in high spirits, and Tim who presumably has a full set of recording equipment ready, or simply built him a small "castle" with mini-monitors.

Bat has a headache.

Jason, who just wanted to give him a bath, was kind of cute in comparison.

But to be honest, after carefully counting the children in the family, there is not a single one who is not a bear. Whose fault is it?

Back in Wayne, they curled up on the couch around the fireplace and talked about it.

"I think it's definitely not Alfred." Dick felt he had the right to speak about this, "Besides, I was recognized as a good boy when I was still in the circus."

"I'm good too." Tim raised his hands together.

The two of them occupied the couch, and Jason, who occupied the one-person sofa, snorted coldly and refused to discuss such a stupid question.

Damian, who occupied the second sofa, also followed "TT".

Ha Er was pressed on the back by Bart in the middle of the group of humans, and lay down on the soft floor. After confirming that he could not break free, the whole husky chose to give up and began to sleep soundly, with the bat sitting on its head On the shell, he stared at the group of bird cubs with disapproving eyes.

Lucilia was not afraid, and this group of lawless birds was even less afraid.

Dick suggested, "How about we take turns taking him?"

What the elder brother said was too tactful. With a heart of being a monster, Jason did not hesitate to propose the family's breeding rules in front of the bats: "Distribute by week, one person per day."

"Lucilia doesn't belong to you that day?" Tim objected immediately, "and we didn't line up for a full week." What about the rest?Who takes advantage?

Damian sneered: "One day for each of you, and the rest of the time belongs to me."

"... Rice, you should try to cover it up." Dick was drinking water, and almost spit it out.

Even if Lucilia and Ah Fu were merciful and willing to play around with them, there were only six of them, and it would take an extra day for Damian.

That equates to two days a week for Jason and Damian, and one day for Dick and Tim.

This is not fair.

Of course they would not agree.

But Damian was insistent.