Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Jiang Wangye originally thought it was over to take some scenery shots, but he worked hard to find the angle, but when the camera was set up, Director Lin shook his head frantically.

"It has to be an interesting video."

Jiang Wangye frowned: "Shooting the sea, isn't it interesting?"

Director Lin looked at his face: "It may be interesting to take pictures of the sea, but it's definitely not interesting now."

What kind of riddle man is this.

Not only that, Director Lin also added requirements: "The video must conform to everyone's personality."

Turning his gaze to Yue Lianzhou, he hastily added another sentence: "And you have to be positive and positive, there can't be anything you can't broadcast."

Things that cannot be played look at him.

Director Lin turned his gaze away, pretending to be talking about Lu Youli.

Where did Lu Youli notice it? After listening to it, he yelled at Lin Shuangshuang: "Sister Shuang, what kind of persona are you? Your clothes..."

He glanced up and down, and choked out a sentence: "A woman disguised as a man?"

Being praised as a woman by him, Lin Shuangshuang has never been so happy to be praised for her beauty.

She handed out the note generously: "Look and see."

Lu Youli opened the note and read: "Being annulled, being dug out of your spiritual root, you are completely broken with the family, and you become a useless person in the eyes of everyone! Seizing the spiritual fruit and seizing the heaven and earth skills, you reshape the golden body and reach the peak again! I want to be with you again!" My marriage? Want to accept me back into the family? Haha! Wishful thinking! Let’s see how the family’s outcast can become a hero! My fate is up to me!”

"That's enough, that's enough, it's almost done." He read with emotion, and even his voice became louder. Lin Shuangshuang took the note back in embarrassment, and asked him, "Who are you?"

Lu Youli cleared his throat and read by himself.

"Before you were reborn, you were a boudoir lady who didn't leave the door and didn't leave the door. You obeyed the four virtues and served your in-laws, but what was waiting for you was a divorce letter from your husband. He said you were feudal dross. After you were divorced, you returned to your mother's house. , What waited was not the consolation of the family, but a glass of poisoned wine from the father... I'm too angry." Lu Youli also commented, and continued to read after the comment, "After rebirth, you will cut off your long hair, change your clothes, and wear Put on the cheongsam. Dross? You have become the white moonlight of the big guys..."

King Kong Barbie Bai Yueguang looked at Lin Shuangshuang after finishing reading: "It's a good thing Sister Shuang that you didn't get this avatar."

"Ah? Why?" Lin Shuangshuang, immersed in the plot, was confused.

"Otherwise you have to cut off your long hair, hahahahaha."

Lin Shuangshuang: "..."

Lin Shuangshuang pinched his neck and shook: "Are you sick, are you sick, are you sick?"

Lu Youli stuck out his tongue after being pinched, and he still didn't forget to hand the note to Yue Lianzhou.

"Captain, look at what kind of plot we are going to make up cough cough cough cough cough"

Yue Lianzhou didn't even look at it, he just stared at Jiang Wangye.

"Well, then I was chased and killed after my revenge, fled the country all the way, fell into the princess's yard, and was rescued by the gentle and kind princess. In order to repay the princess's life-saving grace, I will die..."

After receiving the warning from the princess' eyes, Yue Lianzhou changed his words: "I entered the mansion as the guard of the princess, and have lived with the princess since then..."

Another warning.

He smiled: "I have lived the life of the princess and the guard. I have already thought of the name of the video, and it is called "Guard and the Princess"."

No one spoke.

Yue Lianzhou frowned: "Not good? Then change it."

Everyone is all ears.

"After I took revenge, I was hunted down and fell into the yard of the princess. I was rescued by the unruly and willful princess. The princess wanted me to be the guard. Since then, we have lived the life of the princess and the guard. I have thought of the name of the video. It's..."

Lu Youli rushed to answer: "The Guardian and the Princess?"

Yue Lianzhou glanced at him.

""The Pretty Guard of the Unruly Princess"."

"..."

The savage princess couldn't help it, and stepped on him savagely.

Yue Lianzhou was trampled on.

"Is the Princess dissatisfied?" He started, "Do you think it is not positive enough? There is another version. After I got revenge, I went abroad as an envoy and came to the country where the Princess is. I was impressed by the Princess's demeanor and decided to Stayed to learn oriental culture. In the end, we lived the life of the princess and the envoy with the princess. Very positive energy?"

"Yes, it's very positive energy. It's like the coming of the Tang Dynasty and all nations." Lin Shuangshuang raised her hand honestly: "But the boat team, where are the roles of me and Lu Youli?"

Yue Lianzhou condescended to look at them both, very rigorously: "Are you and I the same dynasty?"

Lu Youli is not afraid of death: "This is saying, you and the three of us are not a civilization, okay?"

Good job little Lu!

Lin Shuangshuang gave a standing ovation.

The rigorous boat team ignores these BUGs: "It doesn't matter."

Everyone shouted in their hearts: What is so important?Is life the most important thing?

"Enough." The princess who had been molested all the time said, "It's the last day, let's take a good shot."

"How do you want to shoot?" Qiao Wei looked at him with a smile.

Jiang Wangye thought about it.

"Alien civilizations invaded the earth and sprinkled the Long Aotian system on people of all dynasties and civilizations. In the end, the four winners got together. Everyone counterattacked the alien civilization?"

"..."

Good guy, your boyfriend's mind is full of love and love, and your mind is full of fighting and killing.

"Not good?" Jiang Wangye frowned.

His ancient costume is too lethal. What kind of beauty is frowning? Which dog doesn't bow his head?

Lin Shuangshuang turned around first: "Okay, okay, what Teacher Jiang said is of course good."

Yue Lianzhou was the one who said what he said, and he had no objection.

Lu Youli didn't even have any objections, he didn't even have any suggestions, he said cheerfully, "Pat, pat, go back and play games after filming."

The nature of social animals to fish in troubled waters can be seen at a glance.

The general idea is there, and the details are easy to add.

"Then I broke free from the shackles of the system after my revenge, and found the princess who also broke free from the shackles of the system..."

Jiang Wangye interrupted him, "Let's travel through time and space together, find Xiao Lu who became the big boss Bai Yueguang, then find Sister Shuang, and finally fight the alien civilization on this beach. You don't need to shoot too specific, just stream of consciousness .”

He spoke simply, and everyone responded quickly.

But while waiting to shoot, a new problem emerged.

Jiang Wangye and Lin Shuangshuang were professional counterparts, even if they were not in the studio, they could easily perform the feeling of "breaking free".

Lu Youli can't do it.

His King Kong Barbie is a bit strange, let him break free, and he twists like a twist.

Lin Shuangshuang yelled at him: "What are you twisting?"

Lu Yuli, who was performing: "Get rid of the shackles, wait for me a little longer, I will be able to untie the rope on my feet right now."

Depend on! !

Lin Shuangshuang was in tears.

The more even the boat is the better.

The unrestrained fleet and Lu Youli are two extremes.

He smiled politely at the camera, counting it as restraint.

With a cold face and expressionless face, it is considered to be free from restraint.

In a sense, it's not wrong, but it's also too unhealthy.

Yue Lianzhou played tricks: "I don't know how to act, Teacher Jiang teach me?"

He was very close, and when Jiang Wangye turned around, it was as if the whole person was embraced by him.

Yue Lianzhou, who was embracing the cloud, moved his Adam's apple slightly, and before he could speak, Jiang Wangye thought of something, reached out and took off his glasses, looked at them, and put them on again.

"I thought about it."

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