Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

The colder the less, he looked at him, and moved a little closer.

"Teacher Jiang..."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough." Director Lin coughed frantically.

He couldn't figure it out, how could these two guests have so many small things to say all day long, and they posted them together at every turn.

I'm recording a show, why don't you know how to respect the camera?

It was Jiang Wangye who knew better about respecting the camera, moved away half a step, and stopped the less who wanted to follow.

"It's recording the show, come back and talk."

Yue Lianzhou was considerate of his thin skin, glanced at Director Lin and nodded.

"it is good."

The four went to change their clothes first.

The father of the program group is full of pride, not only has costumes, but also matching wigs and props.

Lin Shuangshuang's horse riding outfit is the simplest. After wearing it, tie a ponytail and tuck her hair into the hat.

The second replacement is Yue Lianzhou.

He was wearing a black tuxedo, gold-rimmed glasses, and combed his hair all up. As soon as Lin Shuangshuang came out of the dressing room, he heard the sound of gasping for air from all around him.

Yue Lianzhou has a sloppy personality, not to mention makeup, he likes to wear ten sets of team uniforms when he usually wears clothes, and when he attends some formal occasions, he just pulls out the only suit from the closet and finishes the work, which is completely unreasonable. Keep your looks in mind.

At this time, he suddenly changed his usual image, whether he should say it or not, he was indeed the man known as the "face of the local competition area", with great looks and strength.

Yue Lianzhou was not near-sighted, so he pushed his glasses out of habit.

"Do I have to wear it?" As he spoke, he poked the two holes without lenses, "What's the use?"

Lin Shuangshuang wiped her saliva: "It's so handsome! You must wear it! Please!"

Her words didn't have any impact on the cruelty, and the lesser reached out to take it off.

Lin Shuangshuang hurriedly added: "Mr. Jiang must also like the way you wear glasses!"

The hand that took off the glasses was put down immediately.

Depend on!This dog man is too good to eat!

Lin Shuangshuang's CP soul was on fire.

The third one to come out of the locker room was Lu Youli.

He first revealed half of his body furtively.

Lin Shuangshuang was drinking water, and when she saw him, she spit out a mouthful of water.

Lu Youli retracted depressedly: "I just said I don't wear a wig..."

The makeup artist behind him coaxed him wildly.

"It's really beautiful! Don't worry!" He even boasted, "You can compare with Sister Shuang!"

Although Lu Youli was very nervous, he had a delicate face.

The show crew didn't mean to spoof him, the makeup artist worked hard to put on beautiful makeup for him.

With a round face, almond eyes, and trimmed willow-leaf eyebrows, Lu Yuli, who is dressed in women's clothing, can be an anchor in the beauty zone when he goes out.

Just ...

Lu Youli plucked up his courage and stood up again.

Lin Shuangshuang looked at him and opened her mouth.

"...King Kong Barbie?"

"Yes!" After seeing it all, Lu Youli simply did a bodybuilding movement very frankly, "How is it, is it fierce?"

With a baby face and a big frame, he doesn't have any muscles, and Lin Shuangshuang doesn't know what's so great about it.

It's weird, take another look.

Yue Lianzhou has been with him in the BOH team for so long, and Lu Youli would wear women's clothes when he was working. He took a glance at it and then looked away.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the last person opened the curtain of the dressing room.

Jiang Wangye walked out while lowering his head and straightening his sleeves. When he came out, the scene was silent for three seconds.

This is how the immortals who lived for nine days fell into the mortal world.

He was the only one in ancient costume on the scene, and the makeup artist even put on a wig for him, making it look like the people around him were not from the same dynasty at first glance.

The waist-length wig was tied up with a white hair crown, and the ends of the hair swept around the waist, which was strangled by the jade belt.

While walking, the wide-sleeved toga and the hem of the skirt bloomed with his footsteps like layers of clouds and mist. Even if he just walks on the wooden floor arranged by the program group, it still reminds people of the story of "Growing lotuses every step of the way". Class idioms.

Yue Lianzhou recovered first.

He stood up frowning, trying to push him back into the locker room to prevent people from prying eyes, but stopped when Jiang Wangye met his eyes.

Jiang Wangye looked at his glasses, blinked slowly, and looked away with his ears suddenly red.

Oh, he sure did like it.

Yue Lianzhou pushed down his glasses, thinking so.

The guests all changed their clothes.

The shooting location is chosen by the guests, you can go to a square with people coming and going, or you can go to a beach where no one cares about.

"The square is nothing interesting, why don't you go to the beach?" After Lin Shuangshuang finished speaking, she looked at Jiang Wangye first, and her voice softened, "Are you okay, Xiaoye?"

There is no way, she is Yangou, there is no Yangou in the world who can not be tempted by such a beautiful beauty.

"Okay." The beautiful woman glanced at the map, her long eyelashes fluttering like a small fan, then she raised her eyes and looked at the man next to her, "Would the boat team want to go?"

Lin Shuangshuang looked at Yue Lianzhou.

Yue Lianzhou glanced at her with a half-smile, not jealous, but rather an unfriendly look.

Lin Shuangshuang: ...

Sorry, I was wrong.

... But you, Zhou, are so lucky, the beautiful baby must be easy to kiss, right?This little waist must be easy to pinch, right?

Lin Shuangshuang's CP powder was sour and bubbling.

"Of course I would." Yue Lianzhou looked at Jiang Wangye, his eyes enveloping him unscrupulously, "I will go wherever Teacher Jiang goes."

Teacher Jiang kicked him with his foot hidden under the table, reminding him to restrain himself.

In the end, the four decided to go to the beach not far from the villa to shoot a video.

The beach has not been developed much, there is only a little sandy beach, and more strange rocks and cliffs soaked in the sea.

The content of the video needs the guests to think for themselves.

Jiang Wangye stood on the edge of the cliff, his clothes fluttered in the wind, he thought for a moment and turned his head.

"Why don't you take some pictures of the scenery?"

No one spoke, they all stared at him blankly.

Jiang Wangye was not surprised when they agreed.

The endless sea makes people feel small and open. Jiang Wangye felt for the stones to find a suitable shooting angle.

After he left the front of the crowd, Lin Shuangshuang let out a breath of pent-up breath slowly.

"What kind of scenery is there to shoot here," she murmured, "What kind of scenery can there be here, just shoot him..."

Before she finished speaking, she keenly felt a murderous aura.

The life-and-death situation aroused her survival instinct, and Lin Shuangshuang immediately added: "Of course, it's best for the boat team to shoot with him."

Yue Lianzhou glanced at her and followed Jiang Wangye.

Lin Shuangshuang looked at their backs on tiptoe and sighed.

Lu Youli also sighed.

Before the camera was set up, Lin Shuangshuang glanced at him.

"What are you sighing for?"

She didn't believe that Lu Youli's head would think about love and hatred.

really.

Lu Youli sighed and sniffled.

"so cold."

Damn, there's an idiot here!

Lin Shuangshuang patted him bitterly.

"You don't know how to appreciate beauties, and you don't know how to drink CP. Why did you come to this show?!"

Lu Youli was wronged: "Why are you scolding me? I'm here to make money."

"..."

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