Sit on Xueba's lap

Sensing Song Zirui's sympathetic gaze, Chen Miao was puzzled. He took a step forward, shook his wayward boyfriend's shoulder, and discussed, "Don't be angry, I was wrong."

Classmate Bai turned around and ignored him.

Song Zirui was dumbfounded, and said to himself, he really has learned a lot, and he can still be so arrogant after being caught cheating.

The three froze at the entrance of the hot pot restaurant, attracting passers-by to probe frequently.

Chen Miao had no choice but to pat the boy's head and apologize sincerely: "I won't do this next time."

Bai Yan pouted, and hummed angrily.

Song Zirui couldn't listen any longer, his sense of justice soared all the way, he jumped up to the top of his head, and interjected, "Little Baiyan, it's not that my brother is talking about you, you are really too bad, it's because your partner has a good temper, if you change someone, you'll have to deal with it earlier." You beat me so much that you don't even recognize your mother."

Chen Miao took Bai Yan's hand, turned to Song Zirui, and said seriously, "I have a good temper, and I'm not violent."

Song Zirui: "..." Ma De deserved to be green for being so aggressive in not being able to understand people's words.

Classmate Bai blinked, suddenly lost his temper, and quickly moved over to kiss Chen Miao.

Song Zirui: "..." Forget it, dog licking Gong and scumbag Shou are a perfect match, what can he say as an outsider?

He led the two into the shop expressionlessly, turned a corner, and pushed open the door of the box in front of him.

The two people who were tired of being together in the room looked up and showed polite smiles.

Song Zirui introduced: "This is Yun Xize and his boyfriend Wu Ziyu, that's what I meant by surprise."

Classmate Bai smiled and nodded, took a step forward to say hello, but was pulled back by the people around him, he looked over suspiciously, and heard the boy whisper: "It's started, pos is ready."

Then without waiting for Bai Yan's reaction, Chen Miao took out the five-color ribbon that she had prepared earlier from her pocket, raised it upward, and the ribbon exploded and fell down freely.

Seeing that the timing and atmosphere were just right, Chen Miao grabbed Bai Yan, raised the rose in his hand to block the two of them, and lowered his head to kiss his boyfriend's forehead.

The remaining three were stunned for a moment, then clapped their hands and applauded.

Bai Yan blushed, and was led by Chen Miao to sit on the chair, feeling the silent weirdness.

After a while, Song Zirui said with emotion: "If it wasn't for the strong smell of hot pot here, I would have thought you two were at the wedding scene."

Yun Xi echoed: "The wedding march is missing."

Classmate Bai returned a shy smile, and secretly glanced at Yunxi and his partner.

On the other hand, Yunxi has a slightly feminine appearance. He is the kind of boy who will be called beautiful when others see him. His beauty is indisputable.

Yunxi noticed his gaze, blinked, lowered her head, and took out her phone.

So there was a vibration in Classmate Bai's pocket.

[Xixi wants to counterattack: Why are you staring at him?In love with me? 】

Bai Yanhan thought to himself, how coquettish, he tapped the screen with his fingertips, thinking about how to reply, so that he could hit it with one blow.

At this time, the water in the pot boiled "gululu", fat beef and various meatballs came out of the water, Chen Miao picked up a colander and poured it into a bowl for him, and took out the boy's mobile phone, "Concentrate on eating and don't play with mobile phones. "

Classmate Bai was obedient, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the meat, and dipped it in the sauce.

Chen Miao started to fish the shrimp into the bowl, put on disposable gloves, peeled the skin, dipped it in the sauce, and put it in the boyfriend's bowl, very virtuous.

On the other hand, Yunxi's eyes were hot, and she elbowed her boyfriend who knew how to eat, pouted her mouth, and told him to look across.

In the end, Wu Ziyu didn't understand, stayed for a while, leaned over, and kissed him on the mouth.

The only single straight man present, Song Zirui: "..."

It's very annoying, why can't he think about it, and go out to eat hot pot with these two gay guys who like to show their affection.

After dinner, Yunxi proposed to sing, Song Zirui shook his head frantically, and Chen Miao quietly agreed.

Yunxi was puzzled: "Why?"

Song Zirui: "Because I want to live a long life."

Classmate Bai smiled and stretched out his foot to kick the heel of his shoe.

Yunxi glanced at them suspiciously, Wu Ziyu understood, put his arms around his shoulders, and said, "Then go play script killing."

Without any objection, the five of them set off to play script killing.

Among the five, only Wu Ziyu and Song Zirui had ever played, and the remaining three listened to the host explain the rules.

After listening, classmate Bai was confused, and Yunxi looked at each other with confused faces, and then looked at Chen Miao beside him, with a clear look, he leaned over and asked in a low voice: "Brother, do you understand?" La?"

Chen Miao nodded and comforted, "It's okay, I'll help you."

The game starts, and the host distributes character scripts.

Song Zirui flicked through the five pages of text descriptions, and when he saw the mission, he was the murderer.

Looking up, there are four people on the opposite side, hugging each other affectionately, you look at my book, I look at yours, winking and flirting.

"..."

As soon as the game ended, Song Zirui, who had a very bad experience, left without looking back, unable to stop him.

The remaining four people looked at each other in blank dismay, sympathetic to each other.

When they parted, they agreed to call Song Zirui out for dinner next time.

The remaining two days of the National Day holiday passed by in a blink of an eye. Classmate Bai opened the door with his suitcase. The boy who was leaning against the wall outside turned his head and looked at each other.

Bai Yan opened his hands in surprise, wanting to hug someone. Ms. Liu behind him was even more excited than him. Suddenly, she was so powerful that she pushed him away, hugged Chen Miao, and said cheerfully, "Oh, Miao Miao is here, why don't you follow me?" Auntie just say it, let's wait."

Chen Miao smiled and said, "It's just to surprise Auntie."

Upon hearing this, Classmate Bai interjected dissatisfiedly, "What about me?"

Liu Meiling: "You? Stay where it's cooler."

Bai Yan looked at his boyfriend aggrievedly, but the boyfriend didn't look at him, and nodded at Ms. Liu agreeingly, "Yeah".

Bai Yan: "..." Breaking up, this love can't be talked about, it's obviously a movie of three people, but I still don't have a name!

He dragged the suitcase angrily and left. Chen Miao nodded to Liu Meiling and quickly chased after him.

Ms. Liu sighed as she looked at the backs of the two who had quickly approached each other.

Classmate Bai covered his ears, not listening to the boy's nagging, and secretly made up his mind that if he didn't hang out with him for two hours, he would be a dog.

Seeing that the sweet talk was useless, Chen Miao shut up and pulled the backpack behind her to her front.

Bai Yan thought unhappily, bah, scumbag!Now you don't even have to coax!

The eyes glanced over there uncontrollably, and saw Chen Miao take out a square box from the bag, open it, and take it out.

It's made by Zhen Ji.

Classmate Bai's eyes lit up, and Chen Miao slowly handed over the cute figure.

Bai Yan swallowed, turned his head away, hold back, you can't be a dog!

Chen Miao made persistent efforts, and took out another figure with his backhand. This time it was Baili keeping the promise, and then Luna... Everything that can be bought on the official website was packed in the bag, no wonder it was bulging.

Bai Yan: "..."Woof, woof, woof!Is it enough?Not enough to come again, woof woof...

He pretended to snort, took Zhen Ji's handicraft, suppressed his joy, and said in a rough voice: "Others, you put them in your bag first."

Chen Miao put it back into the bag obediently.

Classmate Bai played with the exquisite figure in his palm fondly. The more he looked at it, the more cute he felt, and the happier he looked.

In the end, he couldn't help but move closer to the boy and let out a mouthful.

Chen Miao, who had been silent since just now, heaved a sigh of relief, took his hand, walked towards the subway, walked more than half, stopped suddenly at a less crowded intersection, and said angrily, as if turning over old scores: " Tell me, do you love me as a person, are you greedy for my money, or even "hmm" behind my back!"

He has always kept in mind a certain highly praised answer: When your wife is indifferent to your sweet words, remember, she is either cheating, or bored, or even just greedy for your money.

Since Chen Miao had promised not to mention the word "cheating", Chen Miao forced the brakes, held back, and only replaced it with "uh-huh".

Bai Yan was stunned for a moment, still a little confused about what "uh-huh" is, but he blurted out the Internet term: "I'm greedy for your body."

Chen Miao quietly blushed her ears, raised her eyebrows, rubbed the boy's fingertips, and said reservedly and proudly: "It's natural, because you scream comfortably every time."

He paused, pressed Bai Yan who was about to speak, and spoke very fast, accusing him not sincerely: "But, can you stop saying such unlimited words in public, I... I I think you are lecherous, you are really slutty!"

Although the corners of his mouth were almost grinning to the sky, he still had a feigned angry expression of "Oh my god, why are your needs always so strong".

Bai Yan: "..." Brother, can we be consistent in our words and deeds?

Of course, brother Miao's words and deeds cannot be consistent. Before he started on the road again, he glanced under Bai Yan meaningfully.

Classmate Bai was speechless, pulling people forward, and if he didn't leave, the picture in his mind would definitely become concrete.

The return journey was relatively early, and there were many vacant seats on the subway, so the two found seats and sat down casually.

Chen Miao clasped his fingers and played with them slowly, while Bai Yan swiped Weibo with the other hand.

When he came across a trending search "If your boyfriend dares you to check his phone, then he really loves you", he didn't take it seriously. What's the matter, he checked Chen Miao's phone casually, it was very clean.

Thinking so, classmate Bai went in out of curiosity to see how other young couples fall in love, so as to learn from it.

The first high praise answer: Sisters, really, let me tell you, it’s not good to check your mobile phone and check WeChat and QQ now. We should check his memo, one by one. Farewell to the current scumbag, Buddha, chatting with five or six women at the same time behind my mother's back!I was afraid that I would not remember, so I took a screenshot and put it in the memo, vomit!

Attached is a collaged long picture, without looking at it carefully, the ambiguous atmosphere between men and women blows in your face.

Oh, it's okay, Bai Yan stared.

He locked the phone screen, turned to look at the boy next to him, and said with a smile, "Brother Miao, I want to see your phone."

Chen Miao nodded, and handed over the phone neatly, very calmly.

Classmate Bai was a little relieved, and pretended to enter WeChat and QQ to look through it with his fingers, and then he became very angry, Ma De, and Ms. Liu are quite close!

He inhales, backs out, flicks his fingers, and heads straight for the memo.

The Small Theater of Those Years (1)

【When Bai Yan was a child】

One day, when Baiyan came out of kindergarten, Liu Meiling looked at his blushing face and asked, "Yanyan, why are you blushing?"

Bai Yan was wronged: "It was all done by the children in the class."

Liu Meiling was shocked: "What happened? What did they do?"

Bai Yan cried and said, "They block the door of the class and want to kiss my face, otherwise they won't let me out, mom, my face hurts so much now, woo woo woo."

Liu Meiling: "..."

【When Chen Miao was young】

This Saturday, Lu Xueer received a call from the kindergarten teacher, and Teacher Li said something about Chen Miao's performance on the phone.

Lu Xueer hung up the phone, squatted beside Chen Miao, and asked, "Baby, Teacher Li said that you don't like talking to other children at school recently, so tell mom, why?"

Chen Miao, who was sitting on the blanket and concentrating on building Lego, stopped what she was doing, and looked up at her in confusion. Lu Xueer saw it funny, and repeated it again.

Chen Miao picked the Lego in his hand, opened his mouth, lowered his head pretending not to hear, and continued to build his Lego.

Seeing this, Lu Xueer intentionally felt wronged and said, "Miaomiao doesn't talk to me, does it mean she doesn't love her mother?"

She tried all kinds of tricks, and sure enough, Chen Miao raised her head, reached out to hug her, blinked her big eyes, and said slowly: "I love you so much."

Lu Xueer: "Then tell mom, why don't you talk to other children?"

Chen Miao said with difficulty: "Because he's cute... laughing at the nest and talking about it... not new."

As soon as the words fell, Lu Xueer didn't hold her back, and she burst out laughing. Chen Miao is in the period of changing teeth recently, and if she speaks a little faster, she will leak out and not be able to speak clearly.

Hearing her laugh, Chen Miao immediately let go, raised her head and gave her an aggrieved look, and ran away "bass", far away from Lu Xueer, leaving only her little butt facing her.

Lu Xueer: "..."

The Small Theater of Those Years (2)

【Xiaobaiyan wears a skirt】

After the two had been together for a long time, Chen Miao followed Bai Yan home, and Bai Yan went into the bathroom, but no one spoke, Chen Miao lowered her head and swiped her phone in boredom, then raised her eyes inadvertently, and found a photo frame buckled on Bai Yan's desk, He was piled up with layers of books, so he didn't notice it at first.

Chen Miao then walked over, pulled out the photo frame, and saw Xiao Baiyan wearing a light yellow dress in the photo, smiling brightly at the camera, and making comparisons with his fleshy hands.

A smile flashed in his eyes, and he felt that Bai Yan was really cute everywhere.

At this moment, Liu Meiling came and knocked on the door, "Yanyan, Miao Miao has eaten."

Chen Miao put down the photo frame, went to look at the door, softened her brows and eyes, "Mom, Bai Yan is still going to the bathroom."

Liu Meiling sighed, "Hey, this kid."

After she finished speaking, she glanced at the photo frame by the table, and suddenly lowered her voice mysteriously: "Did you see it?"

Chen Miao: "I see."

Liu Meiling waved to Chen Miao, motioning for him to come over: "Mom will show you something good."

Chen Miao raised her eyebrows and obediently leaned over. Liu Meiling took out her mobile phone, opened Baidu Netdisk, and clicked on a video.

In the video, Xiao Baiyan is wearing the same light yellow long dress as in the photo, clapping his hands in circles, singing softly: "I am Yan Yan, I wear a pretty little dress, I feel beautiful~"

Chen Miao felt that she was hit by a cute crit, and she was a little bit overwhelmed.

The next moment, Bai Yan's puzzled voice came from next to his ear, "What are you two doing?"

Liu Meiling shook her hand, turned the volume of the video to the maximum, and then the whole room was filled with Bai Yannuo's childish voice, "Xiao Baiyan is beautiful~"

Bai Yan: "..." He slowly covered his face.

The Small Theater of Those Years (3)

【Happy Children's Day】

Today is Children's Day, thanks to the boss's daughter, Bai Yan got home at four o'clock, and Chen Miao hasn't come back yet.Chen Miao has now set up her own studio, cooperating with major game platforms. Last year, she launched an otome-oriented game, which attracted a large number of female players and made a lot of money.

Thinking of this, Bai Yan sighed, he earned a lot of money, and he lost a lot of weight. He swiped his phone quietly for a while, and suddenly an idea flashed to him to make a delicious meal for Chen Miao.

Bai Yan did what he said, opened the "Xiakitchen" APP, and began to carefully select the recipes. After choosing for a long time, his face became more and more ugly, because the steps of each dish seemed to him to be very complicated.

He remembered that when he was making Kung Pao Chicken for Chen Miao, he shook his hands and doubled the 2 grams of salt required in the recipe. Question, as long as it can be eaten, continue to cook in a hot pot.

As a result, after the finished product was brought out, Chen Miao took a sip, and his complexion changed. He asked, "Did the price of salt drop again?"

Bai Yan: "..." Let's go!

In the end, Bai Yan gave up struggling, turned on his phone and ordered takeaway, and after ordering takeaway, he brazenly sent a wechat message to Chen Miao.

Don't want to recite classical Chinese: "Today's Children's Day, thanks to the boss's daughter, I got home early from get off work, and I'm going to make a good meal for you, come back early, pen refill."

Chen Miao quickly replied: "Okay."

At 6 o'clock, Bai Yan received a call from the delivery man, saying that he had arrived at the gate of the community, and asked him to get ready to open the door later.

Bai Yan waited for a while, and the doorbell rang. He put down his phone and got up to open the door. As soon as the door opened, he saw a person standing at the door, wearing a Doraemon cartoon doll costume.

He was stunned for a moment, feeling that the current delivery staff is really distracted, and they are quite good at trying to figure out customers. Knowing that he likes Doraemon, it is really hard work to wear this outfit to deliver food.

Bai Yan raised his smiling face, "Thank you, thank you!" He said and stretched out his hand.

Doraemon in front of him understood, took out an exquisite packaging box from his pocket, held it to him with both hands, and said, "Yanyan, Happy Children's Day!"

Bai Yan was stunned, it was clearly Chen Miao's voice.

Sure enough, the next moment, the person in front of him took off Doraemon's hood, revealing the face he would miss every day.

Seeing his blank expression, Chen Miao refused to accept the gift, put the doll's headgear on the ground, walked forward a few steps, and patted his head, "Why didn't you accept the gift?"

Bai Yan came back to his senses, took the gift, pinched the ribbon on it, and asked him, "What is it?"

Chen Miao: "Tear it apart and have a look."

Bai Yan started to take it apart and exclaimed, this is a figurine of a game that he had taken a fancy to before.

He was a little happy, rushed over to hug him, and said excitedly: "I really love Miaomiao to death."

Chen Miao was hugged by him, and the corners of her mouth lightly raised, "Didn't you also cook me a big meal?"

Speaking of this, Bai Yan's expression became tangled, he hesitated to speak, when he finally mustered up the courage to say something.

Behind the two of them, a voice came, "Mr. Bai with the tail number 0596, your takeaway is here, you guys go ahead, I'll put it here first."

Chen Miao raised her eyebrows: "A takeaway meal?"

Bai Yan: "..." Listen to my explanation.

The Small Theater of Those Years (4)

【Baiyan Weight Loss Theater】

On this Saturday, both of them were at home. Chen Miao's studio had just sold an order, and he was relatively free. During this time, he stayed at home, serving as the husband of the family, serving Xiaozhu Bai, and then Bai Yan was fat as far as the naked eye could see. Woke up.

Bai Yan squeezed the soft flesh around his waist from time to time, complaining: "You've made me fat, if this continues, the pants I just bought will no longer fit."

Chen Miao: "It's okay, the largest size of pants is XXL, you can buy them again."

Bai Yan: "..." If the size is XXL, he will jump off the building!

Classmate Bai was offended by his irresponsible words, so he refrained from adding half a bowl for dinner, and said that he was going to start losing weight. He hoped that Comrade Chen Miao could give him understanding and support. Chen Miao glanced at him and agreed.

In the evening, Bai Yan turned on his mobile phone to play King of Kings, and Chen Miao sat next to him to watch TV. At about 08:30, Chen Miao heard Bai Yan's stomach growl. Open the refrigerator, take out the fruit bought in the morning, peel and remove the seeds neatly, cut into small pieces, and finally pour in the salad dressing, stir well and serve it out.

He sat back on the sofa and continued to watch TV, deliberately clicked, clicked and clicked loudly

During the interval between playing games, Bai Yan took the time to glance at him, and muttered, "Why is the food so delicious?"

Chen Miao didn't respond, so Bai Yan stretched out his hand to push him, "Brother, I'm thirsty, go and get me a glass of water."

Chen Miao continued to eat a piece, and said slowly: "No."

Bai Yan: "But I can't walk away while playing games."

Chen Miao: "Then eat fruit, it can also quench your thirst."

Bai Yan struggled for a moment, then let go, "Okay, then I'll only eat one piece, you feed me, ah!" He opened his mouth wide.

Chen Miao immediately inserted three small pieces and put them into his mouth. Bai Yan had two minds, only to find that he had eaten too much after swallowing. Immediately looked at Chen Miao unhappily, and Chen Miao reminded him, "Don't look, Han Xin come to kill you."

Bai Yan froze, looked back at the phone, Wang Zhaojun in his hand was already dead.

He was a little depressed, "Han Xin on the other side is always targeting me. I'm about to be killed five times by him. I knew I would choose Diaochan!"

After finishing speaking, he stared at the phone and frowned.

Chen Miao: "What's wrong?"

Bai Yan said angrily: "He scolded me for cooking, and even dissed my primary school chicken operation."

Chen Miao stretched out her hand, "Give it to me."

Bai Yan handed it over with a smile, "Miaomiao is the best."

"However," Chen Miao emphasized the next second after receiving it, "I'll kill him once, and you have to eat some fruit."

The lever in Bai's heart shook wildly up and down, and finally nodded with difficulty, "Okay!"

Then, Bai Yan saw Chen Miao's extreme operation. After more than ten minutes of the game, he killed Han Xin several times. He could only desperately stuff fruit into his mouth while shouting "666".

After the game, Bai Yan ate the whole bowl of fruit salad and put it down full of guilt. Unexpectedly, Chen Miao said, "You still owe me five times."

Bai Yan: "What?"

Chen Miao: "I counted on purpose, I killed him 30 times, you only ate 25 bites."

Bai Yan: "..." You counted all of them? !

The Small Theater of Those Years (End)

【Baiyan Elementary School Diary】

Sunny September 9

I don't want to come to school today, but my mother said, don't go to school, you are not allowed to watch Ultraman at night, and you are not allowed to eat small cakes. I have nothing to do with her, I can only go to school!

However, if my mother does this again next time, I will not indulge her, because my father said that some people can't be used to it, and they need to be cold to grow. She should be an independent adult.Teacher Xiaomei, are you right?

Another point, I forgot to say, don't tell my mother, I'm afraid she will have emotions.

【Diary of Chen Miao Primary School】

Sunny September 9

Today, my English teacher and math teacher asked me to answer questions. I got the answer right. They all praised me and rewarded me with lollipops. I went home and told my mother. She was also very happy. Go to an amusement park.

Teacher Xiao Zhang, will you ask me to answer questions tomorrow?Will I get compliments and lollipops?

If you ask me to answer questions, I hope you don't tell others that I asked you to ask me.