Sit on Xueba's lap

Classmate Bai stretched out his hand and dragged it, and opened it. It was Song Zirui.

[Song Zi is the wisest: OK, see you tomorrow at Dayu Hot Pot Restaurant at [-]:[-] noon. 】

[I don't want to recite classical Chinese: good. 】

Bai Yan showed it to Chen Miao.

Chen Miao nodded, "I see."

After finishing speaking, he childishly put his body weight on Bai Yan, and Bai Yan stretched out his hand to push, but he didn't push, so he opened two rows of sharp teeth, bit his hands on both sides, and applied a little bit of force.

Chen Miao flinched, turned over, and sat cross-legged to the side. The villain complained first, "Why can't you bear the joke?"

Bai Yan raised his eyebrows, with a serious face for a second, touched his stomach, and said, "Because I want to protect my pregnancy, the child just kicked you like crazy."

Chen Miao was silent, stretched out his hand suddenly, opened his short sleeves, lowered his head and leaned in, kissed the boy's white, tender and soft belly, and licked it, and said hoarsely: "Okay, he told me that he would never come out to disturb me. Parents love each other."

Classmate Bai blushed, grabbed the pillow on the bed and patted him, playing hooligans!

The two laughed and quarreled for a while, their hair was disheveled, they were lying down with their shoulders leaning against each other, breathing stagnantly. When Bai received her boyfriend's scorching gaze, she closed her eyes knowingly, and Chen Miao slowly moved closer.

"Ding!" Both mobile phones beeped at the same time.

Classmate Bai opened his eyes instantly, and Chen Miao stretched out his hand to hold him down in dissatisfaction, forcing the unfinished kiss to the end.

But the little prince didn't cooperate, and kissed him distractedly, while swiping and pulling the phone.

Chen Miao: "..." I feel so pitiful, like a tool man.

He sucked vigorously angrily, deforming the boy's face before letting go, leaning over to look at his phone.

[Every day is very south: Comrades, brothers!Tell everyone a shocking news! 】

[Let me put a stamp on you: front row. 】

[Brother Fan is invincible: front row. 】

【Every day is very south: Brothers~~~~】

Bai Yan waited for a long time to see what was going on with Sinan, thinking that he was feinting his shot and was about to close it, Wen Yuanfan @them both.

[Brother Fan is invincible: come out and give him a face, otherwise this bastard will suffocate and he won't talk about it. 】

Bai Yan & Chen Miao: "..." The young man is very vain.

The two squeaked obediently.

Yu Sinan sent out an emoji package showing his debut, and posted another picture.

[Every day is very south: Did you see the picture?King of Glory College League Hey!Don't be tempted, iron juice people! 】

[Brother Fan is invincible: Not interested, next one. 】

Bai Yan followed the formation, forcing Chen Miao to also send, and Zhang Heyi also lined up after a while.

[Every day is very Nan: Then how can you be moved? 】

[I don't want to recite classical Chinese: It may take a little action. 】

[Every day is very south: wait a minute. 】

Bai Yan and Chen Miao looked at each other curiously.

The answer was soon revealed. Yu Sinan recorded a short video and uploaded it, scratching his head and making poses. At the end, he blew kisses and compared guns, and said shyly, "Use cuteness as a gun to snipe your heart."

Bai Yan froze, his eyes were really hot, there was no one else.

Chen Miao covered his cell phone with his hand, lowered his head and kissed him, which was called washing his eyes.

Classmate Bai struggled a little, "Then why are you washing your mouth?"

Chen Miao plausibly said: "Diseases come from the mouth."

Bai Yan: "..." Ma De, it seems reasonable.

After the two had finished making out, they looked at their mobile phones. The other three had already finished their negotiations and decided to participate. After waiting for a long time for the two of them to express their views, President Yu made a decision on the grounds that the minority must obey the majority.

Chen Miao and Bai Yan exchanged a look, and there was no resistance to each other, so let's participate, and you will be a master of knowledge.

The matter was settled, and Yu Sinan was so happy that he even distributed red envelopes in the group.

Classmate Bai opened it curiously, and received ten cents, and then looked at the total amount of the red envelope, ten cents.

Bai Yan: "..." Sure enough, I shouldn't expect anything.

After tossing around, it was getting late, nearly five o'clock, Chen Miao rubbed his head, got up to say goodbye, and went back to Chen's house for dinner.

Bai Yan opened the door reluctantly.

Seeing the two coming out, the Bai family's parents who were sitting on the sofa stood up abruptly. Ms. Liu said, "Miaomiao, let's go back now? Don't you want to stay for dinner? Auntie has bought all the dishes."

Mr. Bai agreed.

Chen Miao smiled obediently: "Thank you uncle and aunt, I also want to stay, but my family is pressing hard."

Ms. Liu nodded regretfully, looked at her son next to her with disgust, and sighed, "Miao Miao, why aren't you born to your aunt?"

Bai Yan lying on the gun decided to defend himself: "Isn't it because you two have bad genes?"

Ms. Liu retorted: "Yes, you have the most perfect genetic inheritance of talking back, follow your father."

The Bai family father and son looked at each other, and immediately dared not speak.

Chen Miao stepped forward with a smile, hugged Liu Meiling, and said with relief: "Forget it, Auntie, don't bother with the stinky men, we are the ones who are sad."

Ms. Liu smiled, "That's right, you know Auntie best."

Two smelly men: "..."

Classmate Bai watched helplessly as Chen Miao walked towards the door with his mother talking and laughing, without turning back to look at him.

Chen Miao waved his hand, and the door closed with a "click".

Bai Yan thought blankly, it's so annoying, to be in a relationship and to compete with his mother for favor, there is no one else!

He looked at his father quietly, can he take care of your wife.

Bai Chengyuan returned the same gloomy eyes, the concubine couldn't do it!

Alas, Bai Yan sighed silently, and disrespectfully complained about his father, what a useless stinky man!

Classmate Bai floated back to his room, estimated when Chen Miao would arrive home, and sent him a WeChat message.

[I don't want to recite classical Chinese: I think you've been a little fuzzy about your position recently. 】

Chen Miao returned quickly.

[Chen Miaomiao: Why? 】

[I don't want to recite classical Chinese: You just said goodbye to my mother and abandoned me. You are marrying me, not my mother! 】

[Chen Miaomiao: Hey, speak more generously, will I spend more time with you in the future, or will I spend more time with your mother?There is nothing to worry about, it doesn't matter if I spend more time with my aunt now. 】

Classmate Bai stared at this sentence, feeling that there was some truth in it, and also felt that something was wrong.

On the other end, Chen Miao put down the green tea strategy in his hand, let out a sigh of relief, and passed the level.

He opened the Taobao app on his mobile phone and began to place an order for Bai Yan's favorite snacks, "shuashuashua" to pay, and sent a lot of screenshots to WeChat, uploading the previous conversation.

[Chen Miaomiao: Look, is there anything else you like that I haven't bought yet? 】

Classmate Bai's eyes lit up, and he carefully checked the picture, and found that it was gone, so he was very satisfied, so he typed in a fake manner.

[I don't want to recite classical Chinese: Oh, I bought so much, what should I do if I can't finish it? 】

[Chen Miaomiao: Then I will arrange for the sow to climb the tree. 】

With a hum, Bai Yan laughed first.

The next day, before going out, Chen Miao made a voice call, Bai Yan walked back to the room, closed the door, and then pressed the connect button.

Chen Miao's handsome face appeared in front of the camera, and Bai, who was in a good mood, smiled and asked, "What are you doing?"

Chen Miao silently took the camera away, "Help me pick out some clothes."

Bai Yan nodded, and took a closer look, the clothes on the bed were piled up in a mess.

His eyes darkened, and he said speechlessly, "You are engaged in a wholesale market!"

Chen Miao patted the camera and expressed dissatisfaction, "Hurry up, get dressed, I have other plans, don't waste time."

All right, Bai Yan pointed casually, "That's it."

Chen Miao looked at the camera suspiciously, "Really? I think you're playing tricks on me."

"Really." Bai Yan looked sincere.

"Okay." There was a reply, "snap", and the video was turned off.

Classmate Bai smiled, time is really tight, and even a minute of tenderness can't be spared.

However, when Chen Miao drove over slowly and held his hand, he forgave him easily.

Because Chen was dressed like a heroic knight, he was so handsome, Bai Yan sat in the car, staring blankly like a nympho.

Chen Miao was very proud. After driving a certain distance, the car was blocked. He touched the leather roulette and suddenly called out "baby" in a low voice.

Classmate Bai was very helpful, and turned to look at him with a blushing face, "What are you doing?"

Chen Miao: "Close your eyes."

Classmate Bai closed his eyes obediently, and there were rustling sounds in his ears.

Then, the boy said softly: "It's dawn, please open your eyes."

Bai Yan then opened his eyes, and a bouquet of bright roses appeared in front of him, and he could still smell the fragrance of flowers when he exhaled.

Chen Miao maintained a gentle smile, "I love you for a long time."

Classmate Bai took it shyly, "Thank you Miaomiao, I love you for a long time too."

Seeing the words on the rose clearly, the expression on his face froze instantly.

It read: Mr. Bai Yan, you must be very happy to receive this bouquet of flowers, but we still disagree with your understanding of marriage. We solemnly remind you that adhering to the husband's morals is the way to long-lasting love.

PS: Please don’t blame Mr. Chen, he told us several times not to talk like this, but we really can’t stand it, please be yourself!

Student Bai: "..." What the hell are they all!

He angrily turned his head to settle accounts with Chen Miao, but found that he was concentrating on driving, so he had to hold his breath, hammering that villain named Chen Miao over and over again in his heart.

However, Bai Yan didn't find a suitable timing along the way, so that when the two of them entered the hot pot restaurant one after the other, Song Zirui waited at the door before he had time to say hello to his good friend, so he directly pulled Bai Yan aside, saying in surprise : "What's the matter with you? The marriage changed?"

Classmate Bai lowered his head and grabbed a rose petal, chewed it in his mouth, and said viciously, "Yes, I cheated!"

Song Zirui stared, pointed at the rose in his hand, and said in shock: "My God, did this come from the person you cheated on?"

Bai Yan nodded expressionlessly.

Song Zirui glanced sympathetically at the slightly smiling boy next to him, and thought, oh my god, those who know how to laugh when their wives put green hair on them are really tough guys these days, and they even come to eat with them without complaint or regret .

Chen Miao suddenly became noble in his eyes, and the golden light and green light above his head burst out together.

No wonder the Buddhists say that only those who have gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships can achieve the right result.