reader he never comes

The next morning, Lu Xiaohang was woken up by Qin Yu's knock on the door. As a roommate with bedridden and procrastinating symptoms, Qin Yu said that he was actually very tired.

Turning over and sitting up in a daze, Lu Xiaohang still looked dazed, he hadn't fully woken up yet.

There were three or four more knocks on the door, and Lu Xiaohang finally came to his senses. The confusion in his eyes disappeared. He yawned, opened his eyes wide and looked under the quilt. After taking out his mobile phone, he rolled over and got off the bed.

——He even forgot that starting from today, they will have classes.

Lu Xiaohang looked at the time on his phone and patted his chest. Fortunately, it was only after eight o'clock, and it was still early. He had a class at ten o'clock today.

Lu Xiaohang walked back and forth on the brick floor with bare feet, took out the clothes he wanted to wear from the closet, put on a chicken nest head, wore SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, opened the door sleepily, and planned to go to the bathroom to wash up.

Because the bathroom is opposite to Lu Xiaohang's room, so Lu Xiaohang has to go through the living room.

As usual, Lu Xiaohang raised his hand, rubbed his eyes, rubbed his head, walked briskly, walked directly to the sofa, turned his head and said good morning to Qin Yu who was sitting on the sofa, and then continued Heading towards the bathroom——

Exactly as usual.

... Eh, wait, wait, wait, he seemed to see two people sitting on the sofa just now.

Two people.

Two people! ! ! !

After walking a few steps, Lu Xiaohang stopped, then turned his head suddenly, and sure enough, he saw another person besides Qin Yu sitting on the sofa in the living room.

And that person is still—

Fu Qifeng!

After seeing who the strange person was, Lu Xiaohang froze in place, he even forgot what he wanted to do, and naturally he didn't remember that his current image was really...very down-to-earth.

Lu Xiaohang's eyes widened, he raised his hand, and blurted out, "You, how do you know I live here!?"

It must be the wrong way for him to get up, it must be the wrong way for him to open the door, it must be the wrong way for him to sleep last night QAQ.

Fu Qifeng looked at Lu Xiaohang from the beginning to the end, and the smile in his eyes grew stronger. When he heard Lu Xiaohang questioning himself, his expression was very innocent. He spread his hands and said, "I didn't know that you lived here, Xiaohang."

Lu Xiaohang looked at Fu Qifeng's smile and thought he was so handsome, so he froze his head, followed his words, and asked again: "Then why did you come to my house!?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Xiaohang: "..." It seems to be stupid again, it seems that there is still a Qin Yu living here.

"Qi Feng came to look for me." Qin Yu, who had been acting as a transparent person, finally looked at him, then he looked at Lu Xiaohang and then at Fu Qifeng who was sitting beside him and asked: "It seems that you know each other? "

"Well, I met you in the elevator before, and I met you yesterday." Fu Qifeng paused for a moment, smiled, and said, "Xiaohang is brother Qinyu's roommate, he is very cute." The last four The words are meaningful, and one uses 'Xiaohang' and one name is followed by 'brother', how obvious it is.

Qin Yu raised his eyebrows after listening, and then turned his head to look at Lu Xiaohang, who was wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas and his messy hair matched the straw nest. He found that the word cute didn't match at all, and immediately said: "..."

After being speechless, Qin Yu turned back and looked at Fu Qifeng with disbelief in his eyes, as if he was saying something like 'Young man, your aesthetics are strange, he looks sloppy and not cute'.

Probably Fu Qifeng's words "he is very cute" are too meaningful, or maybe Qin Yu's eyes looking at him are like looking at a snake again, anyway, it is Lu Xiaohang who finally remembered his current appearance, and then, the whole person It's all bad.

——He is still wearing childish pajamas with messy hair and even a saliva mark on the corner of his mouth.

…………………………………….

so tired.

After reacting, Lu Xiaohang once again rushed into the bathroom at a speed of sprinting [-] meters, and locked himself inside with a slamming sound.

Lu Xiaohang looked at himself in the mirror whose face was so red that it was almost like a monkey's butt, and thought of Fu Qifeng's eyes that were about to overflow with a smile just now, and felt more and more ashamed that he was swollen.

——Hmph, how can Fu Qifeng see his swollen and slovenly appearance, and he just saw eye feces in the corners of his eyes in the mirror, he couldn't bear it!

What's more, he has been stupid in front of Fu Qifeng so many times before, once by accident, twice by accident, and three times is a sure thing. If this continues, Fu Qifeng will definitely think that his IQ is not enough.

...it's impossible to have fun!

... Eh, but, why can't Fu Qifeng see his sloppy appearance now?

It doesn't matter if you see Qin Yu every day.

Lu Xiaohang stared at himself in the mirror for a while, and found that he couldn't figure out the reason, so he simply chose to forget it.

It doesn't matter, anyway, Fu Qifeng can't let him see it, just can't!

So he is very angry!

Humph, Qin Yu, that bad guy, he decided to continue the cold war!

He continued to pout his mouth angrily, Lu Xiaohang's cheeks were still puffed up, then he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and sat down on the toilet seat, looking like Fu Qifeng outside would not go out unless he left. He still has one and a half hours of class time, deducting two and 10 minutes on the road, there is still one hour and 10 minutes, which is enough.

After making such a decision, Lu Xiaohang poked open the little penguin pattern on the phone, returned to the Q|Q page of the phone, then clicked on a certain group, and began to poke the screen crackling to make a lot of complaints.

Stupid and messy: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Messy and messy: Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

After posting a lot of 'Ah' and 'Damn' in succession, Lu Xiaohang's mood became a little better, but his cheeks were still bulging, obviously not completely calmed down.

Lowering his head, Lu Xiaohang remembered that he had added a male god as a friend, so he was going to poke the unsealed profile picture to say good morning to his male god, but when he saw who he just sent the message to, he immediately went dumbfounded .

... He, he, he sent the wrong message.

He accidentally sent the bunch of "ah" and "shit" used to refresh the screen to the male god by mistake QAQ, would the male god think he is a snake maniac?

And the point is, the male god is still online!Hey, hey, QAQ, Lu Xiaohang suddenly felt that the whole world was full of malice.

Wanting to stuff himself into the toilet, Lu Xiaohang immediately began to remedy it after recovering——

Stupid and messy: Hey, male god, the message just now was sent by mistake, can you pretend you didn't see it!

Messy and messy: I didn't post anything just now, and now it's the first one.

Messy and messy hair: Good morning male god (*/ω＼*)

Messy hair: QAQ

Lu Xiaohang was annoyed, he stared at his phone with his head down, wishing that he had a special function that could cut off the signal of the phone with his thoughts or delete the messages he had sent on the phone of the male god...

But he is just an ordinary mortal.

Lu Xiaohang almost wanted to swallow the phone, to destroy the evidence of his stupidity just now.

Pulling out a hand to hold his head, Lu Xiaohang pursed his mouth again, the kind that can hang a kettle.

Originally thought that the male god would not pay attention to the information about his snake spirit disease and might leave a bad impression on the male god, but Lu Xiaohang even made up a series of unsealed and saw the pile of 'ah and Fuck the idea of ​​swiping the screen——

#Fuck this reader is a snake spirit disease#

#Why is this reader so annoying#

#What should I do if I really want to block him#

……and many more.

However, the products that he had too big a brain did not appear after all. When Lu Xiaohang saw that Kai Feng was still responding to himself gently, his whole body suddenly seemed to be soaked in honey water, sweet and warm——

Unsealed: Good morning Xiaodai Mao^_^.

Kaifeng: What's the matter with Xiaodaimao?So many "ah" and "fuck" swiping the screen, is there anything that makes you depressed?If you don't mind, you can also tell me. Although I am not the one you want to send a message to, I am happy to be your listener^_^.

Lu Xiaohang couldn't believe it when he saw the words "I'd be happy to be your audience" at the end, and then he felt a sense of satisfaction and happiness, as if he saw a male god appearing in front of him, touching himself gently head, to comfort him—

But, wait, why does the male god he imagined look exactly the same as Fu Qifeng outside!

…… Hehehe, this must be an illusion!