reader he never comes

After posting on Weibo and setting up the wallpaper, Lu Xiaohang didn't pay any attention to the horrific spring sleepiness and autumn exhaustion in the group of gay friends, but stood up, packed his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

It took 10 minutes to take a quick shower. Lu Xiaohang wiped his wet hair with a dry towel. He was wearing SpongeBob SquarePants style pajamas. He returned to the computer full of energy, turned on WPS, and prepared to type.

Putting on the glasses, Lu Xiaohang seriously thought about how to write the beginning, and after thinking about it, he began to tap on the keyboard with both hands.

Probably because of the continuous flow of inspiration, in short, Lu Xiaohang wrote very smoothly, he could type 1 words in one minute without taking a breath.

Half an hour later, Lu Xiaohang's fingers hurt from the banging, so he stopped to rest for a while. By the way, he clicked on the Friends Group, and saw that Chun Yuqiuwei and his favorite fat man were arguing again.

Favorite fat guy: [picking the nose] Stupid autumn, I love the lewd~slutty scum that makes your family unscrupulous, accepting bento, I don't like to watch it!

Spring sleepiness and autumn fatigue: [Knife] Your family's shou is the scumbag, obviously I wrote about the man-wife shou!

Favorite Fatty: ... What the hell, your primary school Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher, do you know the meaning of the word "ren-wife"?Look at the serious little shou who can still respond to the kiss and touch of someone who is not Xiaogong, ah!

Spring tiredness and autumn fatigue: Your primary school Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher, and I am obviously taught by the math teacher, hum.

Spring sleepiness and autumn fatigue: And that is obviously the reaction of a normal person, which man would not react if he was kissed and touched by others, and he was still drugged!

Chunsunqiqiuwei: ... Hey, wait, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are reading my article, don't you mean that you don't like my Mary Su dog blood plot? !哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你个表里不一的死傲娇，看在你是我读者的份上，我就大方原谅你说我受受是渣受的话了。

Favorite Fatty: …………… I don’t want to say anything.

Favorite Fatty: Chuqiu, your reflex arc is so slow that it can go around the earth more than seven times.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaohang curled his lips, thinking, you guys are really boring, and then closed the dialog box.

Lu Xiaohang flexibly twisted his ten fingers back and forth to loosen his muscles and bones for 10 minutes, then revived vigorously with full blood, the hair on the top of his head stood up even more vigorously, and buried his head and began to clatter and clatter on the keyboard——

Fortunately, the quality of this keyboard is solid enough.

After writing all the plots that I thought of just standing at the elevator entrance, this chapter's climax can be regarded as the end of a chapter, and it also started an important turning point of this article, entering a new copy... Lu Xiaohang deliberately stuck the chapters in one From the point of view of the plot, he had already deliberately thought about how the readers who left the message would scratch their hearts and lungs and beg for a follow-up after posting the article tomorrow.

As long as he thinks that maybe the male god will have such a reaction when he reads this chapter, Lu Xiaohang feels very satisfied... Ahem, although he hasn't seen the shadow of the reader id Fengqi until now.

After finishing the plot, Lu Xiaohang looked at the number of chapters displayed in the lower left corner, and found that the number of chapters had already exceeded [-], which was [-] characters more than he expected, so he nodded in satisfaction.

Although Lu Xiaohang's hand speed is not slow, and there is no description, plot or dialogue in this chapter...but the [-] words still made him sit and code for two hours.

Twisting his neck and stretching his waist, Lu Xiaohang turned off his wps, looked at the time in the lower right corner, and found that it was almost 11:30.

Taking advantage of such a commemorative day, Lu Xiaohang opened the classic literature website again, and then charged 300 yuan to his account. After confirming that the account was credited, in less than ten seconds, The 300 yuan has already entered the unsealed pocket——

Oh no, 60.00% of it went into the unsealed pocket.

This time Lu Xiaohang rewarded Unsealed Xinwen. When he saw that he was ranked first on the list of rewards for Unsealed Xinwen, he was surprised at first, and then he was very excited.

——O(*≧▽≦)ツEmma is the number one, so there is a sense of even taking care of a male god!

After looking left and right for a while, Lu Xiaohang took a screenshot again, and put this commemorative picture into [Kaifeng 1.2 Event], you must know that although he has given Kaifeng a lot of rewards in the past few years, and every time he makes a move, he will Not less than one hundred, but Qifeng is a pillar of the classic literature network, there are too many wealthy readers chasing his works, casually tipping is five or six hundred thousand yuan, Lu Xiaohang said, he can’t afford it !

But this time, he only tipped 300 yuan, which is already No.1 on the tipping list.

However, after Lu Xiaohang got excited, he scrolled down the webpage and saw the comments below, and suddenly felt unhappy at all.

It has been more than ten hours since the unsealed "A Different Life", the favorites have just broken [-], and the click gap of chapters is also very large... It doesn't seem like the response that a master's writing should have.

In fact, it is reasonable to say that Kaifeng’s reputation is there, even if you open a hole casually, you don’t need to worry about the benefits of collecting and clicking on messages. After all, a large number of loyal readers have already accumulated.

It’s just that his subject matter this time is indeed relatively marginalized, and the classic literature website is not like Jinjiang Literature Network, which has a majority of readers who are female and also has a variety of niche themes. Its main focus is on male frequency, It is a novel with a big finger like fantasy and self-cultivation. Few or even no one has written fringe topics such as danmei, because most of the readers of classic literature.com are mainly male.

Lu Xiaohang stared blankly at the data in this article, he couldn't react.

——The male god's new data is more sad than Lu Xiaohang's own rush to the street!

Although he was very excited to see that he was number one on the reward list for this article, because this is his pride and pride as a brainless fan, but now, Lu Xiaohang hopes that he will not get the number one talent. good--

Because if his reward of three hundred is not the first, it means that so many rich readers still continue to support Kaifeng.

But now, they are all gone, none of them can be seen!

There are very few readers left on the reward list, and whether it is in terms of comments or click-to-collect data, compared with the unsealed peak period, the data of this novel is even more unreadable, and the comments There are even some readers in the district who can’t accept the fact that unsealed novels are written in Tanmei, and there are a large number of people who want to abandon the novels and have to unseal them to give an explanation, otherwise they will lose rotten eggs with ginseng and roosters...

The keyboard man was very righteous, the corners of Lu Xiaohang's mouth twitched when he saw it, he wanted to say, since you are so disgusted with homosexuality, don't read it, I saw that you posted five chapters in one comment, and the interval between each chapter is more than 10 minutes, isn't it? What are you doing while reading?And the big characters on the copywriting are invisible or invisible, the glass heart is really annoying.

... As for whether he is a black fan or not, Lu Xiaohang doesn't care, anyway, how can he say bad things about his male god as he wants!

With enthusiasm in his heart, Lu Xiaohang geared up, sharpened his sword, and singled out those readers who attacked Kaifeng verbally, and then used his powerful vocabulary to counter those comments perfectly. Almost every reply to a comment does not contain repeated words, plus he is from the Chinese Department...

It's like swearing at people without seeing dirty words, so you can't find the point if you want to complain.

Seeing that all the bad comments were answered by him, Lu Xiaohang said that he was satisfied.

So just after he breathed a sigh of relief, the person he replied to the comment started to refute with him, so Lu Xiaohang was completely excited.

So Lu Xiaohang stared at a pair of bright wolf-like eyes, and the keyboard was crackling. After going back and forth, he finally managed to get rid of it.

It was the rhythm of one person fighting against the Confucianism, Lu Xiaohang saw the fruit of his final victory, and excitedly prepared to do a math paper.

Turning his head to look at the time in the lower right corner, he found that it was almost two o'clock in the morning. Lu Xiaohang, who had never slept so late before, yawned directly. , suddenly felt super sleepy.

Patting himself on the cheek, Lu Xiaohang forced himself to recover a little bit, then turned off the computer, then climbed into bed, tucked himself into the bed, and fell asleep after a while.

Before falling asleep, Lu Xiaohang stared confusedly thinking, he seems to have forgotten something, what is it...

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After sleeping until dawn, when Lu Xiaohang woke up, the sun was already drying his buttocks. After rolling back and forth on the big bed twice, he finally woke up.

Lying on his back on the bed and blinking his eyes, Lu Xiaohang suddenly sat up, and then grabbed the phone on the bedside table. After seeing more than a dozen missed calls and today's date and time displayed on it, he was in a bad mood. !

——He actually forgot to help welcome the new students today, where is the good roommate who promised to love each other for the rest of his life, and where is the person who promised to wake him up if he was late!

QAQ He no longer believes in pure friendship!

It took ten seconds to think of some wild things, and after he came back to his senses, Lu Xiaohang immediately jumped up from the bed, rushed directly to the toilet, quickly solved his personal problems, and spent another 3 minutes on brushing his teeth and washing his face. Due to hygiene problems, he ran back to the room and began to change clothes in disorder throughout the room.

After tossing and tossing for a while, Lu Xiaohang finally treated the person he dressed like a dog. He looked at the young man with messy hair in the mirror, and raised his hand to scratch his messy hair. After seeing a little better, he went He grabbed his wallet key and mobile phone and rushed out the door.

The pinch of dull hair on the top of his head was very happy.

Fortunately, the apartment he lived in was not far from S University, so he sprinted at a speed of [-] meters, crossed the road countless times, and after dodging n cars, he finally arrived at the gate of S University.

He had just recovered his breath, and just when Lu Xiaohang was about to walk over to confess his crimes in front of a dignified senior, a pair of white Converse shoes first appeared in his sight.