It's not easy being a master

Shi Yi'an walked over and saw the lump of flesh heaving together, it seemed that he could be saved.He didn't care too much, squatted down, and picked up the lump with his hands. After a closer look, it turned out to be a child about half a meter tall.

The child had no clothes on, his whole body was blackened by smoke, and he smelled of burnt fur.Shi Yi'an put his hand under the child's nose and felt that the child was still breathing.Because he didn't know the extent of his injury, Shi Yi'an didn't dare to hug him casually. He didn't have the ability to deal with these emergencies, so he could only call Yun Mo to help him. He only called twice, but no one answered him.

Damn it, Yun Mo, who is usually elusive, can't find him today when it's time to ask him for it.Shi Yi'an ran out of the Siwei Residence to find other people to help, and happened to meet Yun Mo who was rushing back when he was going out. Yun Mo glanced at him, ignored him, entered the Siwei Residence sideways, and went straight to the black boy .The black child opened his eyes at some point, got up awkwardly, stretched out his hand and said in Yun Mo's direction, "Yun... Mo... Yun Mo."

Yun Mo walked over, bent down, and picked up the child. He looked like a teenager himself, and he was holding a half-old child, which made people look extra awkward.

"Do you know?" Shi Yian asked weakly. Last time he burned Yunmo's table, Yunmo showed him a face. If he smashed Yunmo's child this time, he would have to skewer himself to roast I ate it.

Yun Mo nodded and carried the child into the house. Shi Yi walked around the Siwei House with a guilty conscience. Now he really wanted to care if the child was damaged by lightning, but he felt guilty again.He didn't dare to practice by himself when no one was around anymore. After all, he had made such a big mess, and he was lucky not to kill anyone. Otherwise, he should go and investigate now. how many years.

During dinner, Shi Yi'an had something on his mind, so he didn't talk as much as usual, and he didn't know whether he should tell others about it.

"What's wrong with Yi'an today, why is he so quiet." The uncle put down the bowl and chopsticks and said suddenly.

Shi Yi'an, who was suddenly brought up, said nothing, then lowered his head and continued to eat.

"How is your practice of the Giant Thunder Talisman today?" The uncle really said which pot he could not open.

"It's okay." It should be considered okay to attract such a thing.

The uncle continued: "Speaking of which, today there is a little demon crossing the catastrophe in the house, I think Tianlei hit in the direction of Siweiju, and is it the peach blossom spirit at the door?"

"It's not like, judging by the power of the sky thunder, I'm afraid it's not something ordinary animals and plants can bear." The old man spoke.

Thunder?Shi Yian hurriedly asked: "That is to say, the sky thunder was drawn down because there were monsters who were going to cross the catastrophe, so it has nothing to do with others?"

"Otherwise what do you think it is." The younger uncle said playfully, and looked at Shi Yi'an with a smile in his eyes.

I thought I used talisman paper to lure it down, and I thought I fucking almost beat a child into BBQ with lightning.Speaking of children, Shi Yian slapped his thigh, and immediately understood who the child who was beaten into a piece of coke by lightning was, those round black eyes, and the kind of character that lingers on clouds and ink, he is sure to That's right, the hairball.

Good thing you are a hairball, you led the thunder to cross the catastrophe by yourself, and the old man who caused you to follow you was scared to death.

After dinner, Shi Yi'an rushed back to Siwei Residence non-stop. It was no surprise to see Yun Mo and that little boy sitting at the table eating. He took a spoon by himself and was struggling to pull the rice into his mouth.

Seeing Shi Yi'an coming in, the little boy pouted his mouth, as if he wanted to spit the food in his mouth on Shi Yi'an.

Shi Yi'an is just the opposite of Shi Yixing. He can tolerate small animals, but he can't bear children.Glancing at the little kid, he said coldly, "If you dare to spit on me, I'll stick a talisman to your mouth."

The little kid looked at Yun Mo as if asking for help, Yun Mo patted his head to show that he was helpless.

"Yunmo, I asked you to help me raise foxes, how did you raise a child?" Shi Yian sat opposite Yunmo, with a rather helpless tone.After all, all you need to raise a fox is to give it a place to sleep, and it will be able to live if it has a mouthful of meat. If it dares to make trouble, it will be thrown into the cage.It's good now, this fox turned into a child in a sudden transformation, not to mention that the food, clothing, housing and transportation are all upscale, if you dare to treat him a little bit badly, if you don't say anything else, the law on the protection of minors will not Let you go, and this kid looks like a brat at first glance, just thinking about it feels troublesome.

Yun Mo rolled up his sleeves and said: "It has nothing to do with me, it is about to pass the catastrophe, I thought you knew it."

Yun Mo thought that Shi Yi'an brought this Nine-Tails back because he wanted to wait until the Nine-Tails crossed the catastrophe and take it as a spiritual pet, but Shi Yi'an didn't have this idea at all, let's not talk about it, the uncle's lesson on spiritual pets, He had long since forgotten.Even if Shi Yi'an hadn't forgotten, he wouldn't want to accept a milk doll as a spiritual pet. Not only does this guy not seem to be able to help him, but he might even cause trouble for him.

"Take it with you, child." Shi Yi'an wanted to poke the little boy's bulging face, but the little boy avoided it cleverly, and stuck out half of his little tongue at him.Shi Yian spread out his hands to express his helplessness, as expected, he was still not destined to have children.

Not two days after Mao Tuanzi became an adult, Shi Yi'an deeply regretted it. If he had known that he would be like this, he should have been roasted in soy sauce when he was still a fox.When that shrewd hairy dumpling found out that the spiritually energetic celestial master in front of him was actually just an empty shell, without any abilities at all.Shi Yi'an couldn't bluff him anymore.

The energetic Tuanzi tossed and tossed from morning to night, relying on his own magic power, drove the peach blossom spirits outside to run around screaming.Or just hugging a drum and knocking in front of the study door, the drum was confiscated by Yun Mo, and I didn't know where to find a flute to play there, the sharp sound was like accidentally stepping on the neck of a chicken.What's even more annoying is to use his childish voice to sing some folk songs that Shi Yi'an has never heard before.

After drawing the third piece of talisman paper wrongly, Shi Yi'an finally couldn't bear it any longer. Gritting his teeth, he crumpled all the waste paper into a ball, mobilized the spiritual power in his body, and burned the waste talisman paper to ashes.He couldn't bear it anymore, so he was going to find a solution to his uncle.

After listening to the ins and outs, the younger uncle readily agreed to help, so it was rare that he didn't hurt others.He found a notebook, tore off a piece of paper, and tore the paper into shreds of different sizes. He muttered something in his mouth, and with a wave of his hand, he threw the things in his hand out of the window, and the falling shreds became It became a thousand paper cranes and flew away.

His skillful technique once again stunned Shi Yi'an who was standing beside him.If you really learned this trick, wouldn't it be easy to pick up girls in the future.

"It's over?" Shi Yi'an asked.

"Wait." The third uncle stood with his hands behind his back and looked out of the window. The air from outside the window blew in, making the third uncle's hair fly wildly, quite like a master.

Fang Ling Yu Qing from Dianmoxuan came over with a broom, gave Third Uncle a blank look, and swept away the thousand paper cranes that failed to fly away on the ground.The third uncle, who failed to pretend to be 13, scratched Yu Qing's hair and smiled awkwardly.

Although this third uncle is often out of tune, it has to be said that it is more reliable to find him when doing things.Within a few days, someone came to tell Shi Yi'an that a couple had come to visit, saying they were looking for their son.

Yun Mo was taking a bath with the dumpling, so Shi Yi'an went to the main hall alone, thinking that he was going to meet a real vixen, he was really a little excited.

In the main hall sat a pair of ordinary-looking old couple. The old man was wearing a crumpled half-sleeve shirt with blue and gray stripes, and the old lady was wearing a floral shirt that could be bought anywhere in the morning market outside. The upper three inches of the cloth shoes are hanging, this simple appearance is completely contrary to the gorgeous style that Shi Yi'an imagined.Shi Yi'an suddenly felt a heart-stopping feeling.

The two old couples not only came, but also brought a lot of local specialties, such as mushrooms, fungus, hazelnuts, walnuts and other mountain products. They filled two big bags, because the bags were too full, and one of them was small. The mushroom rolled all over the ground.This made Shi Yi'an have a strong feeling that the two of them must have admitted the wrong child.The goblin transformed by the fox cannot be such a TAT.

"Since Mumu disappeared a while ago, we have been looking for it for a long time, but we didn't expect Mumu to run to your residence by mistake. Please take care of me. I have been bothering you lately." The old lady talked unusually rural woman.

Shi Yi'an quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, I didn't take care of it, it's all thanks to Yunmo." I just knocked it down with an electric baton and put it in a cage, so it shouldn't be considered a crime. take care...

"Mumu loves to play, and she doesn't practice very hard. It's really thanks to your family that she can pass the tribulation smoothly this time."

The uncle said politely: "The fox family is very talented, and it is all thanks to him that he can overcome the catastrophe."

The people on both sides just lied to each other one by one, and Shi Yi'an held an attitude of "I'm new here, I don't understand", and sat beside him drinking tea without saying a word until Yun Mo As soon as he came over from the backyard with the dumpling, these nonsensical things came to an end.

With a scream, Tuanzi rushed over and fell into the arms of the old lady, mumbled something to the old lady, and the old lady returned to Tuanzi in the same language.

Even if Shi Yi'an doubted the identities of the two before, it is confirmed now that even if these two are not parents, they must come from the same "planet" as Tuanzi...

The old couple thanked Yun Mo a thousand times, which made Yun Mo, who had always been calm, a little embarrassed.

After the old couple and their family left, Shi Yi'an asked the uncle: "Are all foxes really like this? They look a little bit disrespectful."

Uncle shaved him on the head and said: "What nonsense, that couple has already cultivated to be a fox fairy. The low position in the fox clan is not low, and only ordinary people like you can look at their faces."

"Well, you are not vulgar, you don't look at your face. I am a vulgar person, I have to see what they give." Shi Yi'an flipped through the two bags, pulled the pine nuts and mushrooms aside, and said: "My family Yun Mo doesn't eat fireworks in the world, so it's useless to give these things."

Suddenly a black wooden box fell out from the bottom of the bag and fell to the ground with a clicking sound. Shi Yian picked up the box and shook it by his ear, and heard something hard inside.

"Good stuff." Shi Yi'an opened the box and saw a green and translucent jadeite pendant at the bottom of the box. The pendant was carved into the shape of a nine-tailed fox. Shi Yi'an, who knew nothing about it, immediately saw that this thing was a good thing.

"Take care of that brat, Yunmo, you have worked hard these two days, so you can take this." Shi Yi closed the box with a snap, and handed the box to Yunmo.I hugged a bag of pine nuts and sat on the chair next to me to eat.

The uncle kicked Shi Yi'an with his toe and said, "Come on, that emerald is a keepsake of the Fox Clan, what are you doing for Yun Mo? If you go down the mountain, you can ask the Fox Clan for help if anything happens."

"Going down the mountain?" Shi Yi'an threw all the peeled pine nuts into his mouth and creaked, patted the residue on his hands and said vaguely: "With my current level, when will I be able to go down the mountain?" No, besides, it's something given to the people who take care of Mumu by the fox family, what am I doing with it?"

Yun Mo stood there, holding the wooden box and looking at it for a while, and finally put away the wooden box and went back.Shi Yi'an squatted down and divided the other things from the Fox Clan to other people. When he returned to Siwei Residence after walking around, he saw Yun Mo sitting on the stone bench under the crabapple tree in a daze. There was the box on the stone table.

Seeing this scene, Shi Yi'an suddenly blamed himself, because he hated bear children, so he asked his third uncle to help Tuanzi find his family, and sent Tuanzi away. Thinking about it now, Yunmo has been cultivating for hundreds of years. Finally, he found a dumpling to accompany him when he was lonely, but in the end, this dumpling was sent home by himself.

Shi Yi'an stepped forward and was about to go forward to comfort him, when he saw Yun Mo take out a pair of white gloves from his pocket, he poured the jade out of the box and put it on the table, caressing the box excitedly, that kind of The stroking was very meticulous, every inch and every pattern was spared, and at the same time, he would put it in front of his nose and sniff it from time to time, like a pervert.

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"Yun Mo?" Shi Yi'an called out tentatively, and saw Yun Mo immediately put the box back on the table, then turned his head to look at Shi Yi'an solemnly, his face-changing level was not inferior to that of the old man of the Shi family.

"What are your orders?" Yun Mo asked.

"It's nothing, just to tell you, I won't come back to sleep tonight, and the Giant Thunder Talisman hasn't made much progress recently, and I plan to practice more." Shi Yi'an said, after all, Yunmo is Fang Ling of Siweiju, is he, Shi Yi'an? Yun Mo knew the room clearly, so instead of asking Yun Mo to search everywhere at night, and there would be troubles at that time, it would be better to tell him in advance.

Yun Mo lowered his eyelids and thought about it, then immediately asked: "The fourth young master wants to take you to the ghost market?"

"Hush." ​​Shi Yi'an immediately made a silent gesture to Yun Mo, and said, "You must not say it, I finally got my uncle's consent."