It's not easy being a master

I thought it would be better to do less than to do more, and it was dark and windy outside, so I didn’t want to go out, but lying there for a long time Shi Yi’an still felt that it would be more reassuring to go out and have a look at this matter. It's too cold to freeze to death.

Shi Yian hastily put on a few warm clothes, got a flashlight, put on his shoes and went outside.

Opening the door, the snow had stopped, and the crying became clearer. Standing in the yard, Shi Yi'an carefully identified the direction of the sound. It should have come from outside the Siwei Residence. Hearing the crying gradually weakened, Shi Yi'an Yi An also didn't care too much, and ran outside in a hurry.It's already winter, and those peach blossom essences who are full of energy all day only come out to bask in the sun when the sun is at its fullest, and hide in their original forms for the rest of the time to practice.Therefore, the cries of children in the peach blossom forest are particularly obvious.

Shi Yi'an held up a flashlight and waved around, looking for the source of the crying.

"Hey, who is crying?" Shi Yi'an raised his voice and asked, but no one answered.When I turned my head, I suddenly saw the bushes on the edge of the peach blossom forest moving, as if something was inside.Shi Yi'an walked over, and the crying sound he heard became clearer, it should be behind the bushes.

Shi Yi'an pushed aside the bushes with one hand, but instead of seeing the child, he saw a large group of white furry things.The white furry thing moved a bit, and when it looked up, it turned out to be a white nine-tailed fox.The fox's eyes suddenly glowed red, and the fox's mouth opened, which was bigger than its head, and it rushed towards Shi Yi'an.

Crackling.Shi Yi'an pressed the discharge button on the flashlight with his thumb, and directly poked at the monster.

Then there was a smell of burning, the white fox twitched in the air, and fell to the snow with a snap.

"Cut, I still want to eat people with this little skill." Shi Yi'an squatted down, grabbed the fur on the back of the fox's neck, lifted him up and shook him, pawed the fox's buttocks a few times, and found that this little thing was actually There are nine tails.

"Fuck, the legendary vixen?" Shi Yi'an walked back with the fox in his arms, and when he saw Yun Mo standing at the door waiting for him, he conveniently stuffed the unidentified creature into Yun Mo's hands. .He was going to be so sleepy now, he didn't expect to run out in the middle of the night for such a thing.

"Do you want the skin or the live one?" Yun Mo asked, holding his tail.

The fox in his hand had already come to his senses, but until he was no match for the two in front of him, the fox could only watch the two in front of him vigilantly with a pair of round black eyes, waiting for Shi Yi'an's distribution.

Shi Yi'an yawned and looked at the poor fox with a sneer and said, "Put it in the cage first, and when I wake up, I'll see if I can turn into a beautiful woman. If I can't, I'll cut his nine strips tomorrow." Tails for scarves."

Shi Yi'an sat at the desk while reading a book, and at the same time poked the sluggish fox in the cage through the gaps in the cage with a brush for drawing symbols.The fox lying in the cage didn't even bother to open his eyes, so Shi Yi'an was tossing about.

"It looks like a fox with nine tails, and its voice is like a baby. It can eat people, but those who eat it don't have Gu." Shi Yi'an threw the Shan Hai Jing aside after reading, and then said grimly: "Look at you being so small. One point, it is difficult to make a pair of gloves, and the book says that eating your meat will prevent you from being poisoned by evil spirits, which is not bad, and today I will hand you over to Chef Liu and roast you in soy sauce."

After that, he took the cage and went out.

After the snow fell last night, Shi's mansion has not been completely cleaned, and the snow in many places can cover Shi Yi'an's calf. pit.Oh no, the servants next to them will not be disturbed by the heavy snow at all, and even leave a footprint when they walk on the snow.Seeing Shi Yi'an envious and jealous.

"Little brother, look what I brought you." Before Shi Yi'an arrived, he stood at the door and began to ask for credit.

"If you call me little brother again, I will open an altar and curse you for impotence. Oh, yes, you may have been. It's not kind of me to make fun of your flaws like this. I apologize." Shi Yi Xing smiled slightly, although his expression was not very angry, his words were sharp.

Shi Yi'an has long been used to Shi Yixing's broken mouth, he pushed the cage on the table, found a stool and sat opposite Shi Yi'an.

"Take it down, take it down, don't let this thing piss on my table." Shi Yixing saw that it was a living thing, his disgust was palpable, and he wished he could throw out the cage with the dumpling.

"I want you to help me see if this thing has roots of wisdom, and whether it can be cultivated into a beautiful woman. If it can't be cultivated, I will give it to Chef Liu to cook it in soy sauce." Shi Yian pushed the cage to Shi Yi. in front of the row.

Shi Yixing sighed, opened the cage and reached out to grab the dumpling. The dumpling showed fierce eyes and bared its teeth to threaten Shi Yixing, but he didn't want to. Shi Yixing, who hated small animals, looked more fierce than his eyes, and the dumpling's aura instantly weakened After he got down, he let Shi Yixing toss about.

"Take it and braise it, it's a male." Shi Yixing threw the dumpling back into the cage, took out two sterile paper towels and wiped his hands carefully.

"Male, I can't. When it barked yesterday, it obviously sounded like a little girl."

Dare to question his professional level, Shi Yixing threw the wet wipes on the table and picked up the dumpling again, turned up the little hairy belly of the dumpling and pointed to the small breasts of the dumpling to show Shi Yi'an: "Look here, it means that he It's public."

"It turned out to be like this. So, even if he can really become a spirit, he can only become a handsome guy?" Shi Yi'an curiously poked the place Shi Yixing pointed to with his hand.

AooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooTuanzi struggled and howled in Shi Yixing's hands.The impatient Shi Yixing exerted a little force with his palm, almost squeezing out the internal organs of this little thing.Tuanzi also understood that some people should not be messed with, so he immediately lay there and pretended to be dead, no matter how hard the two people poked him, he would not move.

"I'm afraid it is like this." Shi Yixing took out two new tissues to clean them.

Shi Yi'an, who was deeply shocked by the news, looked at the head of the group in the cage and sighed, "Then let's cook it in soy sauce."

Having said that, but a fox with nine tails is only used to braise in soy sauce, no matter how you look at it, it is a waste of money. Shi Yi'an returned to Siwei Residence with the dumpling dripping in the snow. He asked Yunmo to find a big one. Some more cages, and some food for the dumplings.Shi Yixing said, this Nine-Tails should still be a cub, and it seems that he hasn't learned how to prey yet. If he is released in this season, he will definitely starve to death.It's better to raise it first and wait for its parents to come to him. Even if the parents don't come, we have to wait until the weather gets warmer.

After tossing about the dumplings, Shi Yi'an reported to his uncle, and now his uncle has begun to teach him to draw talisman paper to strengthen his body.This kind of talisman paper combines the external talisman paper with the spiritual power in the body to strengthen the body's functions, so that the user's body functions can exceed the limits of human beings.

However, Shi Yi Andao can only draw it so far, and can't use it at all. The spiritual power flowing in his body is not at the same level as his controllable spiritual power. If he uses it reluctantly, he will be torn into pieces by the two forces of.

"Although the body function talisman paper can be used, it cannot be relied on. The celestial master has not relied on physical strength from the very beginning." After finishing speaking, the uncle picked up a piece of talisman paper drawn by Shi Yi'an, looked at it for a long time, and choked out a sentence: " This talisman paper, this talisman paper, how should I put it, has a very personal style."

"..." You will die if you don't hurt anyone for a day.

"This kind of functional talisman can be enhanced as a whole or locally. Because the overall function is enhanced, the damage to the body is too great, so most celestial masters use that part to enhance which part, but because most of the talismans They all need strong spiritual power as a backing, so only a few types of talisman can be used by ordinary people without spiritual power." Speaking of this, my uncle suddenly laughed, and said in a low voice: "The ancestors of the Shi family returned the money to the former emperors. I have drawn this kind of talisman."

"What do they want this thing for? Those in power have someone to take care of everything, what else needs to be done by themselves." Shi Yian put down the pen in his hand and asked.

Hearing Shi Yi'an's question, my uncle smiled even brighter, and said, "There is one thing that must be done personally, but there are 3000 beauties in the harem, so it is inevitable that some areas need to be strengthened..."

Shi Yi'an: "..."

The uncle clicked and stopped, so he didn't continue, and continued to give Shi Yi'an a lecture in a serious manner.Shi Yi'an silently rolled his eyes and continued to listen to the class.

The uncle looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was almost pointing to ten o'clock, he put away the book and said: "Let's draw the talisman here today, let's go to the alchemy room to open the alchemy furnace."

When it comes to alchemy, Shi Yi'an really has some headaches. Alchemy and Chinese medicine are a pair of good friends who love each other. Bag.

Today is the day to open the furnace, my uncle took back the guardian who was watching the fire by the alchemy furnace, and started to put out the fire.Although there is still more than an hour left before the pill is released, the pill furnace still has heat after the flame is turned off.The little zombies in the vicinity are particularly aggressive recently, so my uncle has practiced a batch of anti-detox pills for emergencies.

Shi Yian was next to him, and was directed by his uncle.

"Go, wash and disinfect those bottles." The uncle pointed to the medicine bottle on the table and asked Shi Yi'an to do it.Shi Yi'an used to work in the school laboratory, so although it can't be said to be a professional level, he is familiar with it.

The uncle opened the alchemy furnace by himself, went to the small pills, and packed them in the medicine.

"Send some to each house, and the most bottle will be sent to your third uncle, so you don't have to keep it, and you don't go out anyway." The uncle joked while packing up his things.

"I save it for snacks in my spare time." Shi Yi'an put a bottle in his pocket after speaking, and then took the tray to deliver medicines to various hospitals.

Although Shi’s house is big now, there are not many living people living in it. Shi Yi’an delivered the medicine within half an hour of stopping and stopping. After delivering the medicine, it was noon, and he returned to Siwei Residence with a tray. Before entering the Siwei Residence, I heard voices inside.Taking two quick steps, Shi Yian entered the courtyard, and saw Tuanzi hugging the fence of the cage, humming and chirping, with nine tails swinging back and forth like a big broom, flirting with Yunmo.Then Tuanzi saw Shi Yi'an came back, turned around, and left Shi Yi'an an angry back.

A few days later, Yun Mo stopped keeping Tuanzi in the cage, but let it run wild in Siweiju. Tuanzi was like a puppy who recognized Yun Mo, and followed Yun Mo wherever he went. get there.Shi Yi'an himself is too lazy to take care of this small animal, but he is happy to do so.

However, after a month or so, the end of the new year is approaching, and there is no sense of celebration at all in the Shifu. It is not difficult to understand that the people here have lived for hundreds of years, and the New Year has long been meaningless to them.

Shi Yi'an stood in the center of the school field and threw out a piece of talisman paper, which just stuck to the ball on the top of the iron rod. This giant thunder talisman can attract lightning, but Shi Yi'an's level is limited, and he can only hit the top of the iron rod a few times A spark is not as big as the spark that explodes after a few batteries are connected.

Uncle San went down the mountain again today, saying that several students from a nearby junior high school committed suicide by jumping off the building for several weeks.A three-meter-high protective net was installed on the roof, and the jump was correct, but it had no effect at all. In order to prevent such things from happening, some parents even sat at the door of their children's rooms all night watching.In the end, the school, who was in a hurry and went to the doctor, found the teacher's family through various channels.

At that time, after the principal saw the third uncle, before the principal had time to speak, the third uncle carried the toolbox on his back and asked the principal to lead the way. The principal saw this situation and knew that he had found the right person.

After the third uncle left, he practiced here alone, and the sky darkened as soon as he saw it, and it might snow again at night.Shi Yi'an absent-mindedly threw out a giant thunder talisman, and saw a lightning strike from the sky. The lightning was bright and long and narrow. You don't need to look to know that it must be full of electricity. came over.Shi Yi'an felt that he could even hear the crackling sound of the lightning, and then watched helplessly as the lightning was introduced into Shi's house, and the direction was Siweiju. The lightning lasted for several seconds, and the huge thunder rolled to Shi Yi'an was dumbfounded.

I'm going, it's amazing, I miss it, it's over, I'm in trouble. "

After going through such a mental journey, Shi Yi An Sa Yazi ran towards Siweiju.Since he came, has Siweiju been safe for a day?Another thunderstorm was brought down today, Yun Mo probably destroyed his heart.

When Shi Yi'an ran to the door of Siwei Residence, he smelled a burnt smell.Yun Mo was not in Siweiju, only a large black and burnt thing was lying on the ground of Siweiju, and that thing still exuded the smell of barbecue.Shi Yi'an walked over, staring at the lump on the ground in a daze.