[Rebirth] is not the savior

The little ghost climbs the wall and makes troubles first-rate, but surprisingly, he doesn't like getting wet.

Ai Xiao just turned on the shower head, and when he didn't pay attention, the little ghost head climbed up to the ceiling.No matter how coaxed, he was unwilling to come down, hanging upside down in the corner like a spider and pretending to be a turtle.

Angry Ai Xiao couldn't help but pick up the shower and rush upwards, who knew that the kid would fall straight down as soon as it touched the water!Fortunately, Ai Xiaoyan caught it in time.

The little devil's head was nestled in the crook of Ai Xiao's arm, and his small palm grabbed Ai Xiao's arm, but he pressed against it lightly as if he couldn't exert his strength.

Seeing his appearance, Ai Xiao looked at the shower that was still bubbling on the ground, and asked, "Afraid of water?"

The little guy pouted, turned his face away and didn't answer.Ai Xiaole is happy, now I am not afraid that this little thing will not be cured in the future.

The kid who lost his "super power" finally asked Ai Xiao to help him take a bath quietly, and took a nap in the middle.

Ai Xiao pulled out a short-sleeved T of her own and put it on for him, like wearing a long skirt, she couldn't see her feet when lying on the ground, and barely exposed her small palms to support the ground.

As soon as it touches the ground, the little one doesn't want to be controlled anymore.It's a pity that the t-shirt is too long for him. After climbing two steps, he got caught in the clothes and fell forward with a "bang".

Ai Xiao looked happily from behind, and when the little ghost heard the laughter behind him, his cheeks puffed up with anger, but after getting wet, he is now like a toy car with no battery and even the wheels can't turn.

The angry little ghost yelled twice, smashed the jar, and lay on the ground without moving.

Ai Xiao bent down and picked him up, pinched his little nose, "Do you know you will be so obedient in the future? Otherwise, you will be soaked in the water all day long!"

The little guy trembled all over, but his face didn't show it at all. He wrinkled his nose and bared his mouth at Ai Xiao. Unfortunately, he didn't have any teeth yet. The pink gums showing his mouth not only didn't have any deterrent effect, but made Ai Xiao laugh out loud. .

After tossing and tossing for most of the night, I was finally able to sleep well.

Ai Xiao hugged the little thing into the bed, and fell asleep as soon as it touched the pillow.On the other hand, the little guy next to him tossed and turned, and finally got out of his T-shirt. Then he stretched comfortably, curled up in Ai Xiao's armpit, and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the door was kicked and slammed.

Ai Xiao was woken up by the noise, and when she opened her eyes, she saw the "little naked/man" lying on her chest.No wonder he had been dreaming last night that the Tathagata Buddha was out of breath under Wuzhi Mountain. The feelings were caused by this little ancestor.

I wanted to move the little guy away, but who knew that he was still clutching his pajamas tightly when he fell asleep, hanging on his body like a sloth, probably Ai Xiao couldn't shake him off even if he ran.

As soon as the door opened, before Ai Xiao could see who was coming, she heard Lan Yao'er's overwhelming questioning voice.

"Ai laughed at me and said, how can you be so narrow-minded as a man? You are not only a small belly, you are also a pervert! How could you sneak into my house and take my...my personal clothes...that and that!"

Ai Xiao was puzzled, and just wanted to ask "what is that like?", but Lan Yao'er suddenly changed her attitude, and in an instant, she changed from a furry tigress to a little woman exuding maternal brilliance.

"Wow! What a cute baby!"

It turned out that the little guy was woken up by Lan Yaoer's "bombing", and he was looking at her with a pair of round black eyes!

"Yeah, there's a pair of dimples! Come on, sister, how about hugging?" Sure enough, women have no resistance to fluffy pets and beautiful, fleshy babies. Lan Yao'er completely forgot that she came up to investigate Ai Xiao acted responsibly, and opened his arms to transfer the little thing from Ai Xiao's body to his arms.

Before Ai Xiao could speak, the little guy babbled and rushed over with his arms outstretched. Ai Xiao couldn't help but think to himself, "Isn't this a pervert/wolf when he grows up?"

Just as Ai Xiao finished thinking, Lan Yaoer's screams rang out.

I saw her holding the little thing that was still "drawing the map" on her body with stiff arms, her face turned green, she quickly stuffed the little guy into Ai Xiao's arms, and ran downstairs without looking back, "You all bully me!"

The mischievous little Guile's eyes were narrowed into slits, lying in Ai Xiao's arms and twitching with laughter.

Ai Xiao couldn't help but burst out laughing, and gave him a thumbs up, "Well done! This girl just owes a lesson, next time remember the younger one and the older one together, haha!"

Awakened early in the morning, Ai Xiao couldn't fall back to sleep, glanced at Yan Su who was still asleep, and Ai Xiao remembered the oolong kissing incident last night.

In order to reduce Yan Su's anger, Ai Xiao hurried into the kitchen to prepare a "love breakfast" to make amends.

But Ai Xiao waited and waited, from morning to noon, the breakfast table was cold, and Yan Su didn't wake up.

During the period, the kid climbed onto his bed, sat on his face and farted.Xu Shi was amused by the sound of farts, and for the next two hours, the kid used his mouth to imitate the fart sound of "噗噗" and chased the stupid dog all over the room and walls.

Ai Xiao propped his chin and stared at the person on the bed, a weak thought flashed through his mind.

It would be great if Yan Su woke up and became that demented child.

Huh?Not impossible!When meeting Yan Su for the first time, he also suddenly fell to the ground and passed out, and he didn't remember anything the next day, right?He even drank his leftover noodle soup!

Thinking of this, Ai Xiao couldn't help being very relieved, the oppression these days has been greatly relieved.

If...if he fell asleep this time and woke up with amnesia...

The more Ai Xiao thought about it, the more plausible the idea became. He put his palms together and began to pray, "The Jade Emperor, Guanyin, Tathagata Buddha, Holy Mother, Jesus, God! Please hear my urgent desire!"

"Hungry..." The familiar voice lost its usual coldness, and instead carried a bit of coquetry and pathetic taste.

Ai Xiao was overjoyed, and quietly opened half of his eyes, Yan Su was sitting cross-legged on the bed, with the quilt on his thighs casually, covering his stomach with his hands, looking pitifully at a table of vegetables!

God will not kill me!Ai Xiaole lost her eyesight, and was about to call him over to eat, but suddenly sat upright and said seriously: "Want to eat?"

Seeing Ai Xiao's appearance, Yan Su became nervous, but still licked his lips and nodded, "Yeah."

"If you want to eat, it's not impossible. But you have to clean the dishes after eating." Ai Xiao squinted at him and said.

"Oh." Yan Su nodded without thinking.

"The house has to be swept and mopped, and the clothes have to be washed!" Ai Xiao saw that he was not ambiguous at all, and started to push his feet again. Finally, he had the opportunity to stand up and sing the serf, don't you hurry up?

"Okay." Yan Su continued to nod.

Ai Xiao was very satisfied, and waved his hand, "Then come and eat!"

But unfortunately, Ai Xiao's wishful thinking came to nothing.

Hearing another "pop" from the kitchen, Ai Xiao began to suspect that Yan Su just wanted to eat when he agreed at the beginning, and he didn't even know what washing dishes was!This has dropped the fourth disc!

"Go, go! Go out and mop the floor. I'll wash the dishes. If you continue to wash, we won't have any dishes to eat tonight!" Putting the mop into Yan Su's hand, Ai Xiao directly threw him out of the kitchen.

Ai Xiao hadn't washed two dishes yet, Yan Su came in dejectedly again, holding the mop that was broken in two, bowed his head and didn't speak.

"Are you mopping the floor or fighting? Oh, forget it, you can play by yourself, you don't need to do anything to become a master?" Ai Xiao was speechless. Could it be that someone is born to be a nobleman?Why is he so good at cooking and doing housework?

Yan Su also seemed to know that he hadn't done anything well, and his ears were red when he was told by Ai Xiao.

It made Ai Xiao feel like a landlord who abused the long-term workers, "I'm not scolding you, I can't even wash the dishes if you stand here, go out."

Only then did Yan Su turn around and walk out, and turned back halfway, holding up the broken mop, muttering: "This..."

Ai Xiao sighed, and pointed casually, "Just put it there." Yan Su ordered him to put it down quickly, and ran away without looking back.

"Hey...it seems like I'm bullying you..." Ai Xiao looked at the back of Yan Su running out in a panic, and couldn't help being angry and funny.

When Ai Xiao finished the kitchen and walked into the living room, he happened to see Yan Su kneeling on the bed playing with the little ghost, throwing it up, catching it and throwing it away, making the little ghost giggle non-stop.

Ai Xiao leaned against the kitchen door and looked at Yan Su who was also smiling happily, couldn't help but couldn't move his eyes.

It's different to be handsome, but it's really good-looking when you smile, and you can make an advertisement with just a photo.

Yan Su caught a glimpse of Ai Xiao standing not far away, looking at them expressionlessly, and hurriedly caught the kid to stop, and sat still.

Ai Xiao was a little embarrassed to be exposed for peeping, and went to sit on the sofa without saying a word, but the little ghost happily called him "babababa" at him.

While tuning the TV channel aimlessly, a red apple suddenly appeared in front of him.

Ai Xiao looked along his arm, Yan Su was looking away in embarrassment.

"What are you doing? Specially washing food for me?" Ai Xiao, who had been oppressed for a long time, suddenly received this treatment, a little disbelieving.

Yan Su pursed his lips and nodded.

"What's your plan? Is this the poisonous apple that the queen gave Snow White?" Ai Xiao stared at Yan Su inquiringly.

Yan Su was embarrassed, and stammered: "I will eat (you) cook, and I, I will give (you) apples..."

Ai Xiao obviously hasn't adjusted from the previous disparity in status, looking at Apple, wondering if he should take over.Yan Su became anxious, grabbed Ai Xiao's hand and stuffed it in, blushing and ran away.

After sitting for a while, Ai Xiao remembered that the rice at home was almost finished, so he decided to go out and buy a big bag and come back, so that he would not have to weigh so much in bulk in the future.

Seeing that Ai Xiao was about to go out, the little ghost stuck his bare ass on him.Yan Su also came to join in the fun, and followed behind him without saying a word.

Ai Xiao looked at the two oil bottles, and it was useless to talk about it. In the end, he had no choice but to tell the two not to run around, not to take things casually, and to follow behind him at all times.

While shopping for vegetables in the supermarket, Ai Xiao secretly glanced at Yan Su who was looking around curiously behind him but obediently hugged the mischievous little devil and followed him closely, and couldn't help but feel a strange sense of satisfaction.

It's like the pleasure of treating the emperor as a eunuch, tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to have today's Yan Su?

Went to the rice store to buy a [-]-jin bag of rice, just as Ai Xiao finished paying, Yan Su was already standing next to him with the rice bag in one hand.

Ai Xiao, who has always been self-sufficient, looked at Yan Su standing upright like a bodyguard, and felt a little embarrassed. He was also carrying all the bags that came out of the supermarket just now, and he still had a baby on his body. Is it a bit embarrassing for him to stand next to him empty-handed after buying such a big bag of rice?

So Ai Xiao pulled Yan Su's hand, motioning him to pass two shopping bags to herself.

Unexpectedly, Yan Su didn't move, and said two words, "I'm not tired."

The two big men on the street dragging and tugging at the grocery bags are really ugly. Ai Xiao thought that Yan Su had squeezed him a lot in the past, so now is a good time to go back!Feeling deeply that he deserved it, Ai Xiao strode back, swinging the keys and humming a little tune.

There are two little girls whispering excitedly behind them, "Look, look! That man is a good MAN, treat Xiao Shou well! There is such a cute child!"

Yan Su, who was walking behind, heard the chattering sound behind him, turned his head involuntarily, and screamed again.

"Oh my god! Did you take a picture of it? It's so handsome!"

"What are you doing? Why don't you catch up?" Ai Xiao, who noticed that the person behind him was falling, couldn't help but turned around and urged.

Yan Su hurriedly chased after him.

Looking at Yan Su, who was carrying vegetables in his left hand and rice in his right, and who was riding a doll around his neck, Ai Xiao rushed towards him, a strange thought suddenly popped into his head.

This way, it seems to be pretty good!