[Rebirth] is not the savior

Ai Xiao shook his hands in fright when he heard the little guy's cry, and almost threw him out.

He has never had a meat in this life, where did he get such a big son?

Stretching out his hand to wipe his neck, it was slippery and full of saliva from little things. Isn't this guy's salivary glands too developed!

Resisting the little nausea in her heart, Ai Xiao broke away the baby's hands wrapped around his neck, and stretched out her arms to hug him away.

The little thing's short legs are curled up and entangled together, and the little toes are moving lively, as if enjoying the pleasure/sensation in mid-air, waving his little hands and "giggling" and laughing non-stop.

Because he was laughing, his small mouth was like a faucet that could not be turned off tightly, and the glistening saliva slid all the way down his body to the nipple below him that was not as big as Ai Xiao's little finger.

Maybe it felt itchy, so the little guy simply bent his little feet to fiddle with the little nipples, and even pinched his toes to pull it forward and deformed it, and he had a great time playing by himself.

Ai smiled and twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that playing like this wouldn't ruin the *?So he had no choice but to hug the little guy to his chest with one hand, and patted his little feet that ravaged his lower body with the other hand.

Unexpectedly, this gave the little guy another chance to toss, I saw him nimbly breaking free from Ai Xiao's embrace, like a little gecko with suction cups on his hands and feet, directly slipped under Ai Xiao's armpit, It climbed up to the top of his head in a blink of an eye along his back.

When Yan Su came out of the bathroom, he immediately saw Ai Xiao fighting wits with the little thing who was clutching his hair and sitting cross-legged on top of his head.

What a big pile of shit.

This was Yan Su's first reaction, but why did it make people want to laugh so much?Puff haha——

The little guy seemed to have eyes behind his back, before he could turn his head around, he started calling out "Daddy, Daddy".

The hands and feet kept moving, and he crawled steadily along Ai Xiao's body to the ground, and quickly moved towards Yan Su.

The smile that had just appeared on the corner of Yan Su's mouth immediately retracted, and with a wave of his right hand in front of him, a circular barrier with a diameter of half a meter immediately appeared around him.

"Oh!"

The little guy bumped into him a second later, it seemed that Yan Su was deliberately trying to impress him, and he was not lenient at all when he cast the barrier.

The little thing bumped into all kinds of things, but he didn't give up, and rushed to Yan Su's side with "hum chi hum chi", just like that, bumped hard again.

Ai Xiao saw that his forehead was a little red, and the little thing finally found something unusual around "Daddy", walked around the barrier twice, sat back suddenly, and burst into tears with his mouth open!

The snot and tears flowed together, the face was red and the neck was thick from crying, and there was no sign of stopping.

This made Yan Su cry dumbfounded, before those races who had been turned into prototypes by him had never seen anyone cry before, what is this kid who came out of nowhere going to make a fuss now?

Ai Xiao looked at the little thing on the ground who was quite determined not to stop crying until the landslide cracked, and then glanced at Yan Su, who was frowning at the crying baby, and the stupid dog who was watching the fun, knowing this It's up to him to do it.

It was already midnight, let this little guy cry like this, not to mention disturbing other people's rest, the neighbors downstairs were afraid to call the police to say that they had abused their babies!

Picking up the little guy on the ground, Ai Xiao patted his back stiffly and walked back and forth, "Be good, don't cry, children who don't cry will have candies."

In this way, he walked back and forth around the room no less than ten times, and the little guy didn't even intend to stop.Ai Xiao himself was annoyed, Ma Dan had never been hugged and coaxed like this since he was a child!

Yan Su was tired of crying, so he simply added another layer of sound-proof barrier, sitting on the bed and playing computer, regardless of the life and death outside.

Ai Xiao dared not speak out, Madan, who made this little bastard?In the end, the instigator was lucky, he spread his hands and let go, he is the one who suffers and suffers!

"I'm exhausted, stupid dog, you should carry him around twice first!" Ai Xiao, who was tortured to death, spread out on the lazy sofa, and handed over the difficult task to stupid dog.

The stupid dog stared with round eyes, "I'm not as old as him, how can I carry it?"

"You fucking don't know how to transform!" Ai Xiao finally understood why so many families are unwilling to have children now, it's more tiring than serving the emperor!

Maybe it was frightened by Ai Xiaohao's loud voice, although the stupid dog was extremely reluctant, he still turned back to the furry prototype.

A child is a child, and his attention shifted so quickly that he almost rolled on the stupid dog's back as soon as he climbed on it.

Grabbing a bunch of hair on the stupid dog's neck, he burst into tears and laughed in a blink of an eye.Especially when the stupid dog jumped up and down and climbed the wall, he laughed "giggle" the most.

At first, Ai Xiao was worried about him for a while, but then he realized that this little thing was just a little humanoid gecko!Also "giggle" and the stupid dog who climbed up the ceiling first!

All monsters!Ai Xiao stretched his waist, looked at the person, dog and baby in the room, and finally made the above conclusion.

About an hour later, the stupid dog couldn't hold on any longer, and rolled over to Ai Xiao's side, panting heavily, "No, no, no, this little thing is too energetic, I can't take it anymore."

Ai Xiao looked at the little doll who was still feeling unfulfilled, her eyes shining brightly on the little doll who was pulling its fur, and couldn't help but shudder.

Accompanying children is like accompanying tigers!

The stupid dog simply changed back to the appearance of a little black dog, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, no matter how much the little thing ravaged him, he would not open his eyes.

It's midnight now!Ai Xiao looked at the time and felt that his eyelids were about to lose their hold.

He was working hard to make money outside, and when he came back after a hard day, not only did he not have a soft and gentle wife to bring tea and water, but now he even wants to be a baby daddy to coax the children? !

Glancing at Yan Su who was watching a movie with his arm on his pillow, Ai Xiao felt even more aggrieved!

I don't know where the bear heart and leopard courage came from, Ai Xiao stood up "chuckle", walked to the bed and began to knock on the barrier, wanting to discuss this "problem" with Yan Su fairly and openly.

But Yan Su has already cut off the sound of the outside world, where can I hear Ai Xiao's beating?Ai Xiao didn't give up, she kept shaking her arms around the bed, and finally caught Yan Su's attention.

Seeing that Yan Su didn't even turn his head, he raised half of his eyebrows and glanced at Ai Xiao, what's the matter?

Ai Xiao hurriedly moved away, pointed to the little milk baby who was still entangled with the stupid dog behind him, and replied with lips, "Your son! You solve it!"

I don't know whether Yan Su didn't see his lip shape clearly, or pretended not to see it on purpose, anyway, he didn't give Ai Xiao any reaction.

Ai Xiao was furious, lay down on the barrier and began to strike fiercely, even though Yan Su couldn't hear him at all, "Come out! Come out!"

Yan Su finally got impatient, and removed the barrier with a wave of his hand, "I want to die—"

The word "what" was not uttered in the end, because Ai Xiao didn't know that Yan Su would remove the barrier, and due to inertia, he fell straight forward and landed on his body, with his lips on his! ! !

Oops!Dead!

Ai Xiao's first reaction was to run quickly, so he straightened his body with his hands, and moved back in a panic, "My lord, I really didn't do that on purpose... As for taking care of the children, it's my responsibility in the first place! I originally wanted to tell you, I will definitely eat and drink to watch him for you, I will never let him drink soup if I have meat, don’t you think so? Ah, I’m going to give him a bath first, it’s so late , take a good rest!"

Ai Xiao didn't wait for Yan Su's reaction, bent down to pick up the small things on the ground, and ran to the bathroom.

After a while, Yan Su slowly raised his hand and touched his lips, the blankness in his eyes was gradually replaced by anger, "Ai Xiao!!! You are so courageous!!!"

Ai Xiao leaned against the door panel and heard Yan Su's voice, complaining incessantly and trembling.According to Yan Su's obsession with cleanliness and the so-called theory of the strong, can he still live to see the sun of tomorrow?

After shaking behind the door for more than ten minutes, Ai Xiao deeply felt that the calmness before the storm is the most terrifying!If this goes on like this, if Yan Su didn't come over and beat me to death, I'd be scared to death by myself first!

Horse eggs!Die or die!Stretch your head, and after 18 years, you will be a hero again!Ai Xiao, who has done a good job in psychological training, opened the door of the bathroom, feeling quite "soldiers gone, never to return", as soon as he closed his eyes, he yelled, "Yan Su! Damn I can't bear it!" You have been here for a long time! If you want to kill or cut, you will do as you please, I will quit! If I die, I will die with dignity!"

The room fell silent for an instant, and the bathroom door hit the wall with a "bang".

Ai Xiao's legs trembled in fright, and the heroic energy just now was like a balloon that was punctured, and it all blew out.

Seeing his knees go limp, he held on to the wall before barely standing still, and he was already begging for mercy, "My lord, I was having a convulsion just now, just pretend you didn't hear me, I mean, I defiled you just now. Apologize for your noble body, if you want to kill or cut you, come here, I have absolutely no complaints!"

Stupid Gou looked at Ai Xiao, who begged for mercy in a low voice at the door of the bathroom, who didn't even dare to lift his head, and the baby who was sitting cross-legged on his head, couldn't help but sneered, and said, "Tsk! Don't say you know me! How embarrassing! "

Only then did Ai Xiao realize that something was wrong. It stands to reason that Yan Su should have kicked open the door and crushed him to death a long time ago!

Secretly opening half of his eyes, Ai Xiao saw Yan Su lying motionless on the bed, actually asleep!

"Huh—" He took a long breath and was finally safe. Only then did Ai Xiao feel the strength in his legs come back, and choked back at the stupid dog. Come out! You have the nerve to laugh at me!"

The stupid dog shook his head, and said solemnly: "I am a dog! Of course the dog is lying down. Could it be that I almost didn't kneel down like you?"

Ai Xiao was choked by the stupid dog and couldn't say a word, so he could only tear off the doll on his head angrily, winked at him and made a grimace, and said viciously: "It's still making trouble! Be careful, I'll throw you into the washbasin later drown you!"

The author has something to say: Bare fart/buttocks should look like this~ hehe~