Dressed as a palace cat butler

It wasn't long before Fang Tishuang's spring painting collection was confiscated, and suddenly one night, when he lay down on the bed before Pei Ye, he groped under his pillow.

After touching it easily, he fished out a booklet from under there.

Fang Tishuang was a little strange. The books that Pei Ye needed to read on weekdays were usually not hidden under the pillows, and most of them were placed on the small bedside cabinet.

He first glanced at the words on the cover, and there was the word "Ce Lun" written on it neatly, and Fang Tishuang immediately lost interest in opening it.

But when I think about it carefully, it's a bit strange that the booklet is placed in such an abnormal position.Moreover, His Majesty hadn't come back yet, he was idle and bored, so he casually opened it and took a look.

Just looking at this, Fang Tishuang suddenly jumped up from the bed.

Fang Tishuang quickly put away the criminal evidence, then lay on the bed with her feet up, waiting comfortably for Pei Ye to come back.

As soon as His Majesty returned to the bedroom tonight, he felt that the child lying on the bed looked at him in a wrong way, as if he had something to do with him, and his tail was about to go up into the sky.

Fang Tishuang has never been able to hold back her words. She originally wanted to pretend for a while, and wait for Pei Ye to lie on the bed, and then ride on him to question him, but today His Majesty changed clothes slowly, but Fang Tishuang was in a hurry. broken.

"What are you doing slowly?" Before Fang Tishuang could open his mouth to interrogate him, he pissed himself off. He turned over from the bed and jumped up, waving at him angrily, "Come here , I'll take it off for you!"

His Majesty couldn't help but smiled, and then stopped teasing him, untied his coat in twos and twos, and then went to bed as usual.

As soon as he lay down, Fang Tishuang let out a smirk, and then rode astride his waist and abdomen, and proudly patted the spring painting album disguised as "Strategy" on his chest: " I just touched this under your pillow, look, Your Majesty, what is this?"

Pei Ye picked up the album, but there was no shame on his face. Fang Tishuang rubbed him disappointedly: "Talk, are you guilty?"

"This is a spring painting." Pei Ye replied.

Only then did Fang Tishuang continue to speak with satisfaction: "Okay, Your Majesty, didn't you ask Eunuch Qi to burn it that day? Did it grow legs and escape? How did it get under Your Majesty's pillow?" Where did you go? Huh?"

His Majesty didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, he replied very confidently: "Gu is old, you can watch."

Fang Tishuang was very dissatisfied with the result of the interrogation, and in a fit of frustration, she couldn't help but swear: "You fart!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed forward, staring at Pei Ye's neck, and scratched him angrily: "I'm so mad, so mad! Why can you scold me when I look at this, but you can just look at it yourself." As it should be, you are too bullying Your Majesty!"

Pei Ye didn't feel itchy at first, but seeing him grinning like this, he immediately felt extremely happy, and hugged him and laughed for a long time.

Fang Tishuang was already angry at first, and secretly made up her mind that she would not give up if she didn't scratch her to death today, but when she was hugged by him and smiled like this, he was inexplicably happy too.

The two stuck together for a long time, and then suddenly got tired of being together again, and read the book of spring paintings together.

Halfway through the album, Fang Tishuang felt his whole body burn from the top of his head to his fingertips. At this moment, he suddenly heard Pei Ye ask something in his ear.

Fang Tishuang didn't hear clearly, so she turned her ear and asked, "What did you say?"

"I said," Pei Ye's voice was deep and hoarse, "Would you like to try?"

Fang Tishuang couldn't remember what she answered, and everything that followed was like a dream.

A... spring|dream with back pain after waking up.

The next morning.

It was rare for Pei Ye not to get up early today to practice swordsmanship, and stayed in bed with Fang Tishuang for a while longer.

Fang Tishuang opened half of his eyes, but quickly closed them again. He really couldn't wake up. Pei Ye lowered his head and touched his chin: "Do you want to ask Master for leave for you?"

Fang Tishuang muttered angrily: "Do you think I can still go to school?"

The marks on his body crawled from the heels of his legs to his neck, and it was summer again, so he couldn't hide it with that fur collar.

Pei Ye smiled, and then coaxed: "Then don't go, don't be angry, it doesn't look good to keep pouting."

"If it doesn't look good, it won't look good," Fang Tishuang turned over and turned her back to him, "Knowing that I can't go today, you still have to pretend to ask, are you annoying?"

As soon as he turned his back, he couldn't help thinking about what happened last night. Fang Tishuang still felt hot when he thought about it now, and he didn't understand that his majesty was on the bed...how could he be such a shameless person .

Pei Ye hugged him even tighter, and then forced his face to kiss: "Does it hurt you? Where does it hurt? Can I rub it for you?"

Fang Tishuang really wanted to press him on the bed and beat him up, but because he had no strength in his hands and feet now, he could only hum with a cold face: "It hurts everywhere, it's useless if you rub it, why don't you rub it?" Let me return it once, His Majesty asks me to return it, and I will get better immediately."

"Okay," Pei Ye squinted his eyes and smiled, and readily agreed, "I'll let you next time."

"Really?" Fang Tishuang suddenly froze. His pair of cat ears hadn't been retracted until now, and they stabbed His Majesty's eyes flickeringly on the top of his head, "You promised yourself, when the time comes Don't break your promise, I want to be on top of you."

The smile on Pei Ye's face remained undiminished, and he still replied: "Okay."

Fang Tishuang felt less angry immediately.

After a while, His Majesty was going to go to court, Fang Yishuang grabbed his wrist stickily, not allowing him to go, but he knew that he was the most diligent, so he didn't act coquettishly to let him stay, just muffled Said: "Don't talk so much with them, come back early today."

"Well," His Majesty rubbed his hand and replied very gently, "I'll be back in a while."

Pei Ye is in a great mood today, and now Fang Tishuang said that he wants the sun, moon and stars in the sky, he is willing to do everything for him, climb up the ladder, and capture Chang'e and Jade Rabbit from the Guanghan Palace and send him back .

As soon as Pei Ye left, Fang Tishuang lay alone on the bed, staring at the beam on the top and began to think wildly.

It wasn't until last night that he suddenly realized that his majesty was like the vixen who was written in the storybook to attract people's energy. After all the troubles last night, he couldn't even attend class today, but Pei Ye could still Lively and vigorously go to court.

The more Fang Tishuang thought about it, the more angry she became, and she felt that she had been insulted. Now he really seemed like a weak little lady who couldn't lift her hands or shoulders.

He secretly made up his mind in his heart, planning to get up early with Pei Ye to practice swords in the future.

At the same time, Pei Ye was still on his way to court.

His Majesty finally got what he wanted last night. He ate the marrow and knew the taste. He couldn't help but feel that the self who was always worried in the past was just like a big fool.

What happened last night, Pei Ye had already rehearsed it countless times in his heart, for fear that his beloved kitten would be hurt, but he didn't want to be fully prepared, the first time was still so jerky.

The two tormented each other for a long time before finally comprehending what was going on without a teacher.

Before sitting on the dragon chair, Pei Ye still couldn't help reminiscing about it, reviewing Fang Tishuang's appearance last night several times in his heart, and lusting after it several times.

When he was sitting on the dragon chair, he was still the majestic emperor, but after the court, he often laughed for no reason. If Qi Chunye hadn't reminded him, His Majesty would not have even noticed.

Fang Tishuang took another nap, and then got up to have breakfast. After walking a few steps, he felt like his whole body was falling apart, he was twisted when he was sitting, and uncomfortable when he was standing.

He walked out of the dormitory with a weak body and a strong will, but he couldn't make it under the eaves, so he had to find a seat nearby.

He sat there for a while, half of his body was exposed to the sun, and after a short while, a little black cat jumped onto his lap. This little black cat was Xiao Mi's youngest son, with a pair of beautiful blue eyes, Fang Fang Tishuang named it "Balball", but it probably didn't like the name, and every time Fang Tishuang called it that, he refused to respond.

"Where's your mother?" Fang Tishuang scratched the top of its head, "Why haven't you seen her recently?"

The coal ball shook his head, and replied in response: "Going to catch the bird."

Fang Tishuang clicked his tongue in disgust, and said to it solemnly: "Go and tell your mother, it's okay to catch birds, but don't catch mice, it's too scary."

The briquettes couldn't understand what he said, and replied in confusion, "But we want to catch them when we see them."

Fang Tishuang felt that what it said had some truth, so she took a step back tolerantly: "Then you are done catching, just don't let me see it."

This person, one cat, you meowed twice, and I meowed twice. When a little palace maid passed by Fang Tishuang, she couldn't help looking at him a few more times curiously, but accidentally dropped the handkerchief in her sleeve. The veil fell to the ground lightly, but she didn't seem to notice it either.

But Fang Tishuang saw it at a glance, and subconsciously squatted down, picked up the square handkerchief, and trotted hard to catch up with it and return it to her.

"Sister Yun'er, you lost your handkerchief."

The servant girl blushed immediately, and was about to reach out to pick it up, but when she turned her head, she suddenly saw Pei Ye's figure, and quickly changed her words: "This veil is not the maidservant's, the young master has identified the wrong person."

Fang Tishuang didn't know why, so she put the veil into her hand foolishly: "Obviously it's yours, I watched you drop it."

The palace maid shook her head vigorously, but refused to take it, and then ran away blushing.

"Shuang'er." Pei Ye called him after him.

Fang Tishuang turned her head and responded, and then still looked at the back of the little palace maid who left in a hurry, feeling a little puzzled.

Pei Ye came up from behind, grabbed Fang Tishuang's waist, and frowned when he saw the champagne in his hand.

He snatched the handkerchief from Fang Tishuang's hand: "She just threw it away if she didn't want it, what are you holding on to so tightly?"

Fang Tishuang was puzzled and said, "But she was the one who lost it..."

"A woman's handkerchief can be used as a token of love." Pei Ye pinched his waist bitterly, "You should call her back and let her pick it up by herself. You have to pick up everything else that falls on the ground."

Fang Tishuang was in pain, and turned her head to stare at him, feeling that he was making a big fuss: "Isn't it just a handkerchief? Your Majesty always makes a fuss."

There are only two healthy men, Pei Ye and Fang Tishuang, in the Daming Palace. Although His Majesty is the emperor, and his appearance and stature are first-class, it is a pity that he is not close to women. Those little palace maids tried it a few times , I lost my mind.

But they are also at the age of youth and acquaintance with Mu Shaoai. Fang Tishuang's appearance is also outstanding, and her new relatives only act badly in front of Pei Ye. In front of outsiders, they have always been shy and well-behaved. A lovable young man.

His Majesty has seen these palace maids peeking at him more than once, and even tried to stuff him with his own handkerchief. He hated in his heart, and felt that Fang Tishuang was really attractive.

But Fang Fang Tishuang was still very happy to show off to him every time, saying how much the ladies and sisters loved him, and picked off his beloved bead flowers as gifts for him, and he even put them on his temples very smugly.

Pei Ye pressed him on the back of the chair twice before he realized his mistake. After that, he stopped wearing the gorgeous beaded flowers on his head, but next time if someone else wanted to give him a gift, he would still do so. Not wrong.

Once or twice, His Majesty just thought he was ignorant, but he confiscated all the boxes of the flowers, and Fang Tishuang was still pretending to be stupid, so he really owed a lesson.

Fang Tishuang later confessed to him, saying that she was happy to see Pei Ye pampering him. His Majesty was going to be angry, but he often forgot to be angry when he kissed him proactively.

"If you keep doing this," Pei Ye said unhappily, "I'll ask for their handkerchiefs and beaded flowers from now on."

Fang Tishuang immediately thumped him on the waist, and said viciously, "How dare you!"

He has always been more lenient to himself and stricter to Pei Ye. He himself can quarrel with the maidservants, but if His Majesty dares to flirt with others, he will get angry and lose his temper.

"Why don't Gu dare?" Pei Ye said sourly, "You are allowed to quarrel with them, and Gu is not allowed to look at them more? It makes no sense. There are so many maidservants in Daming Palace. I remember everything clearly, are you ashamed?"

Fang Tishuang pushed him: "I have nothing to do with them. What's so great about memorizing names? Doesn't Your Majesty remember them clearly? Do you even know the names of the servant girls in Concubine Yun's palace?" Well, you're not ashamed."

Pei Ye just complained, but he knew in his heart that Fang Tishuang and these maidservants were clean and nothing would happen, he understood the reason, but when he saw it later, he still wanted to eat it.

"Okay," Pei Ye suppressed the ignited pressure in his heart, and planned to save it up and put them on the bed together for revenge, so his face changed, and he stepped forward to coax him, "I'm not ashamed, okay? I'll be alone for a while." After approving the memorial, I will take you to soak in the hot spring in the palace, okay?"

Fang Tishuang has only heard of the names of those springs, but has never been there. Pei Ye doesn't like to have fun, and he is always too busy to take him there. This time, Fang Tishuang suddenly mentioned it, and of course Fang Tishuang was happy. of.

"Should I bring something to eat?" Fang Tishuang said to herself, "I'm going to faint from hunger after soaking for a while."

Pei Ye smiled: "Let the small kitchen make whatever you want to eat, it's right to go out for a trip."

Fang Tishuang nodded happily. Now it is the end of spring and the beginning of summer, stepping on the tail of spring, it can barely be called an outing.

After making a decision, he pushed Pei Ye into the main hall, and asked him to finish approving the memorials quickly, while he went back to the bedroom, and Yang Wan'er helped him pack the changed clothes.