Dressed as a palace cat butler

Fang Tishuang's heart was soothed by the two big baskets of oranges. In the next two days, apart from forcing Pei Ye to peel the oranges for him to eat, he was on the way to eat oranges.

He refused to ask for the cut oranges, saying that they had been cut with a knife, and the taste would be less. Although His Majesty was very puzzled, he still took the trouble to peel the oranges with a knife, and then carefully peeled off the white on the top. The membrane is peeled off.

It took Fang Tishuang two days to eat almost a basket of oranges by herself, her whole face turned yellow, and she was about to lose her appetite when she saw oranges, so she finally stopped.

After his attention was taken away from the tribute orange, during a lunch break one day, Fang Tishuang finally remembered the little picture book he had hidden in the painting box. He almost forgot about the little booklet. Bringing it back to the palace from outside, the small album has been lying in his painting box, and he has never touched it.

Fang Tishuang thought for a moment, then turned over and got out of bed, then sneaked to her little painting box, and immediately took out the hot picture book inside, and stuffed it into the jacket like a thief.

It is too dangerous to read such bad books in this bedroom, maybe Pei Ye will walk in quietly at some point.

Fang Tishuang thought about it carefully, so he walked into a small room in the side hall with ease. In the past, he used to hide here when he did not want to show people his small paintings, or when he quarreled with His Majesty .

Fang Tishuang was really curious about this picture album. She sat on the stool in the hut and solemnly opened the first page. She only glanced at it, but suddenly felt that her scalp was numb, her head was hot and dizzy, and she always felt that someone was staring at her. See for yourself.

So he had no choice but to hug a tuft of cattail again, nestled under the table, and secretly looked through it by lighting a low candle.

The pictures in that booklet were really bold. At the beginning, they were ordinary men and women, with different postures from page to page, and each page was more unsightly than the last. Then two men or two women appeared, and then It is even more outrageous, the number of people continues to increase, and the gender combination is becoming more and more complicated.

Fang Tishuang's eyes were burned by the behavior of the person in the painting, and she was afraid that a needle's eye would appear in a while, so she raised her hand to cover her eyes and looked at the small painting through her fingers.

After a while, a pair of cat ears protruded from his head. I don't know if it was scalded by the orange candlelight. Fang Tishuang's face was red from the cheeks to the neck, as if it was about to burn.

At the same time, in the bedroom.

Pei Ye finished approving the Zhou Zhang, and was about to come to tuck Fang Tishuang's quilt, but when he got to the bed, he saw only a quilt that had been lifted, and Fang Tishuang was nowhere to be seen.

Fang Tishuang's eyes would go dizzy as soon as she had lunch, and there were few days in a year when she didn't have to take a lunch break, so such a situation was really unusual.

Therefore, His Majesty followed the order and searched for several places he loved to stay in the past. When he found the hut, he saw that the door was closed, so he knew that the kitten was hiding in the house. Here it is.

Pei Ye didn't make a sound, just touched it with his hand, and found that the silly kitten had forgotten to lock the door again. He smiled with the corners of his lips curled up, and then walked in lightly.

At the first glance, His Majesty did not see anyone else, but at the second glance, His Majesty suddenly squatted down and looked at Fang Tishuang, who was standing upright with cat ears and blushing.

The latter immediately widened his eyes.

"Ah!" Fang Tishuang hurriedly hid the album behind her back, and asked guiltyly, "You, why are you here? You didn't knock on the door or make a sound. What are you going to do?"

It stands to reason that he even has cat ears popping out at the moment, and his ears are very good, but he was dazzled by the lewd | God to listen to the movement outside the door?

Pei Ye walked slowly to the edge of the table, then squatted down, as if knowing what he was peeking at, and smiled lightly at him: "I want to ask you first, you don't take a nap today, you hide in the What are you doing in this hut? Also, if there are chairs in this room, why do you have to hide under this table if you don’t want to sit on them? Are you a thief?”

Fang Tishuang's heartbeat was fast and heavy, as if someone had taken a big drum and was beating desperately in his heart.

He clearly couldn't even speak clearly, but he still insisted on defending: "I'm not sleepy today, I'm just reading a book."

"What kind of book do you have to hide under the table to read?" Pei Ye suddenly moved closer, Fang Tishuang looked guilty, and he knew at a glance that he was doing something bad.

Fang Tishuang stepped back subconsciously, leaning her back against the wall, hurriedly avoiding his sight, like a child in trouble, lowered her head and continued to lie: "It's a miscellaneous book..."

He paused for a while, and then emphasized: "But it is a very good miscellaneous book! I want to continue reading, Your Majesty, please go."

Pei Ye didn't believe his words, so he squeezed in and sat next to him, and then suddenly turned around, trying to snatch the picture album he hid behind him unexpectedly.

Fang Tishuang was terrified, so she had no choice but to hug him in a panic, then half pressed against him, kissed him heavily on the lips.

Pei Ye was taken aback by his inexplicable kiss, for a moment he forgot about grabbing the book, subconsciously grabbed his waist, pressed his chin, and kissed him inch by inch.

After a while, Fang Tishuang, who kissed first, leaned in His Majesty's arms, panting lightly.

"Let other people see it," Pei Ye said softly in his ear, "We are such grown-ups, but we still sit under the table like this, I'm afraid we will laugh out loud."

Fang Tishuang was a little unconvinced, and retorted: "If they want to laugh, they are laughing at His Majesty, you insisted on squeezing in... Ah, you pay me back!"

Before he finished speaking, Pei Ye suddenly snatched the booklet that he had been holding tightly in his hand. His Majesty stood up, and Fang Tishuang followed him in a hurry. On the edge of the table.

This time he was completely defenseless, and knocked extremely hard, with such a loud sound, His Majesty was shocked when he heard it.

As soon as Pei Ye's heart softened, he turned back and checked his forehead: "Are you all right? Take a look..."

Fang Tishuang still had tears of pain in her eyes, she couldn't even care about her forehead at the moment, taking advantage of Pei Ye's distraction, she snatched the dirty picture book back from his hands.

As soon as he got the album, he ran away.

Pei Ye was really distressed and angry, staring at him and said: "You come back alone!"

Fang Tishuang looked at the album in his hand that was crumpled by him, and then at Pei Ye. In desperation, he gnawed on a corner of the album, trying to swallow it whole and destroy the evidence.

Pei Ye saw that a small bag was gradually protruding from his forehead, and he was about to chew on the book again in a blink of an eye. He was so angry that he almost vomited blood, so he quickly chased after him.

Seeing this, Fang Tishuang turned around and was about to run out of the house, but was pulled back by His Majesty by the collar.

"Fang Tishuang, spit it out!" Pei Ye grabbed the booklet he was biting in his mouth, "Are you trying to piss me off on purpose?"

Fang Tishuang saw that she was about to be punished, but she still refused to plead guilty. The picture album was dragged away by the people behind her, and she wanted to toss in his arms fiercely, trying to get back her criminal evidence.

Pei Ye really had no choice but to pull his belt and tie his scratching hands behind his back.

After a while.

Fang Tishuang lowered her head, her wrists were bound by a crimson silk belt, and the other end of the belt was held by His Majesty.

In that album, Pei Ye flipped through a few pages, then put it aside, then he raised his eyes to look at the "little criminal" in front of him who had never pleaded guilty, first cleared his throat deliberately, and then asked: "Where did you get this thing?"

The two cat ears on Fang Tishuang's head drooped obviously, and she replied in a low voice, "I picked it up on the road."

"Where did you pick it up on the road, tell Gu," Pei Ye said, "Take Gu to pick it up too."

He paused for a while, and then asked again: "Did you go to the brothel to look for the jade pendant that day, and those people gave it to you?"

Fang Tishuang was about to die of shame, but she was afraid that His Majesty would find out the truth and trouble the young man, so she simply admitted herself, "I managed them to buy it."

"How do you know there is such a thing to buy, huh?" Pei Ye pulled the belt and brought him in front of him, "Who told you?"

Fang Tishuang really wanted to bury himself in the ground right now, his head hung like a withered lotus pod in the lotus pond in autumn, he hesitated for a while, and then said nonsense: "They are placed at the door, I will see them Yes, I want a copy."

Pei Ye almost laughed angrily at him: "Which brothel puts such a brochure at the door openly? This is a forbidden painting. They think they live too comfortably and wait for the government to arrest them?"

Fang Tishuang's face was full of embarrassment, and she didn't dare to look at Pei Ye. After a while, she said, "I'm curious..."

Before he finished speaking, his nose suddenly felt hot, and then a line of nosebleeds dripped from his nose.

Pei Ye's eyes tightened, and before he could react, he stood up first, hurriedly pulled out the silk handkerchief he was wearing, and covered his nose for him.

Such an accident occurred suddenly during the "interrogation", His Majesty had no choice but to put the matter aside first, and sent someone to call the imperial physician over.

Doctor Qin rushed over, and Fang Tishuang stopped the bleeding by himself. He took Fang Tishuang's pulse, and then told the emperor who had been sitting beside him, "Your Majesty, according to the pulse condition, the little master has no symptoms. Big problem."

"Then why suddenly..."

Doctor Qin said again: "I think it's because the lung qi is overheated, the yin is deficient and the fire is strong, and the fire is overcome by lust, so we only need to fry some herbs to reduce the fire..."

Fang Tishuang pinched her nose with one hand, covered the small bag knocked out of her forehead with the other, and refused: "I don't want to take medicine, I can heal myself."

Doctor Qin had expected that he would not drink it, so he changed the subject and said: "If you don't drink soup, it's also good to let the kitchen cook some pear soup that is hot. Pay attention in the next few days and stop those hot meals. , it will be fine in a few days."

Fang Tishuang was afraid of taking medicine, and Pei Ye was also very afraid of coaxing him to take medicine, so both of them agreed with the method he said later that he used food to suppress the anger.

When Imperial Physician Qin left, Pei Ye looked at Fang Tishuang again, hugged him in his arms, put ice cubes in a cotton cloth, and lightly applied cold compresses to him.

"Gudu hasn't scolded you yet," Pei Ye pressed his face very close, and when he opened his lips, hot air swept against Fang Tishuang's eyelashes, "You were injured first."

He softly reprimanded him: "If you eat something delicious, you will eat it to your death. If that basket of oranges goes down, who will not get angry? If you get angry, you still want to read such obscene books, It’s no wonder you don’t have a red nose.”

He scolded Fang Tishuang, but he also blamed himself in his heart, blamed himself for being too indulgent to him, seeing him acting like a baby, he peeled oranges for him one by one, like a fool.

Fang Tishuang pursed her lips, with a look of being wronged: "I am already like this, and your majesty still wants to criticize me."

"Say a few words about you, are you wronged again?" Pei Ye leaned down, leaning against the tip of his nose and said, "When will you change your bad temper, how old are you even if you are caught by a lonely person? Fang Tishuang?"

Fang Tishuang had a bump on her head, and her red nose had just stopped, her physical strength was greatly reduced, and she didn't have the strength to jump up and scratch him again, so she had the right to treat herself as a deaf person and let him teach her a lesson.

"The obscene book is confiscated," Pei Ye told him to raise his hand to support the small bag of ice, and then gently wiped the blood from his nose with a damp cotton cloth. "I'll ask Qi Chunye to take it later." Burned."

Fang Tishuang muttered back: "I haven't finished watching it yet..."

"You still want to read it? Don't learn the good ones, but learn the bad ones quickly." Pei Ye said this, but in his heart, he was not annoyed at him watching the erotic palace, but angry at him for hurting himself , Red nose again.

He pretended to be serious on the surface, but in his heart he wished that the kid would understand more bad things, so that when they made further progress in the future, Fang Yishuang would not cry and complain that he had bullied him.