When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

Wen Haoxin leaned over curiously, "Mr. Wuyou, what exactly did you draw? Let me see."

"It's nothing."

"Let me see! You can't afford it, can you? The audience is watching!" Wen Haoxin refused to give up easily.

Willing to admit defeat, Wuyou had no choice but to unfold the note in his hand and show it to everyone. It turned out that it said - choose a guest present to kiss for three seconds.

"Wow! Exciting!" Miao Qingqing was the first to gossip, and then teased with a smile on her face: "Xiao Chengrui, if you are embarrassed, you can kiss me directly, I don't mind. Anyway, we I've been a couple, and almost got married!"

Worry-free is Jun Chengrui in "Jianghu Road", and the heroine played by Miao Qingqing is a young couple with baby relatives. It's a pity that the two of them don't have a strong sense of CP in the film, and there are basically no intimate scenes.On the contrary, Jun Chengrui and the villain Ziying, the heroine and her senior brother have more sense of CP, but the fight scenes in this film are really exciting, and there is no bloody love triangle, the audience can't help but enjoy watching it.

"Xiaoyou, you can also choose to kiss me, and I don't mind." Lulu also said with a smile.

"Me too!" Hai Xiaoxi booed.

"Shouldn't you girls be more reserved? You will scare the audience. Boys like girls who are more reserved."

Wen Haoxin's words successfully attracted the bombardment of three female guests——

"You are jealous of Xiaoyou! Jealous of Xiaoyou's girl fate! Jealous of Xiaoyou's prettier than you!"

"Yes! Jealousy!"

"Who said girls have to be reserved? Can't you take the initiative to pursue someone you like?"

"I like to take the initiative, and I must not settle for it. If I fall in love, I must choose the boy I like."

Wen Haoxin seemed to have stabbed a hornet's nest, and precisely angered the three female guests, but everyone laughed and scolded, not really angry.

Wuyou and Fu Junheng just watched nonchalantly from the sidelines, as if this matter had nothing to do with them, and they had no intention of helping Wen Haoxin at all.

Wen Haoxin hurriedly bowed his hands to beg for forgiveness: "Ladies and sisters, beauties, I was wrong! I feel like I went to the wrong set!"

"It's only now that it's too late."

"Are you going to quit the program group? Director, come and collect liquidated damages!"

Wen Haoxin was completely convinced by them, so he had to act like an ostrich, and quickly shifted the topic to Wuyou: "How can I afford liquidated damages? Even if I go to the wrong set, I have to bite the bullet until the end. Let's get back to the topic, Xiao You's big adventure hasn't been fulfilled yet! Xiaoyou, which beauty do you choose?"

Worry-free: "Can I change the option now?"

"No!" Wen Haoxin firmly disagreed.

Miao Qingqing and others also echoed, "Mr. Wuyou, it's just a three-second kiss, and there will be no loss of meat."

Fu Junheng, who had been silent all this time, looked at Wuyou with a nonchalant look, and he also wanted to know how Wuyou could resolve this embarrassment.

Unexpectedly, Wuyou's eyes turned directly to Fu Junheng at this time, a smile appeared on his cold face: "Young Master Fu, I've wronged you."

After speaking, he leaned over and quickly kissed Fu Junheng on the cheek, it was a very innocent and youthful kiss.No, maybe it should be called Kiss.

It's like playing around with children, it has nothing to do with Fengyue.

Fu Junheng froze for a moment, with a smile on his brows and eyes, making that overly serious and handsome face seem to be blown by the spring breeze, with a little tenderness.

"Ah ah ah..."

"you……"

The three female guests had surprised smiles on their faces, and there was also a kind of excitement hidden.

After a brief kiss, Wuyou sat back in his seat, straightened his body, and looked as if nothing had happened.

Apart from the smile on Fu Junheng's face, he was no different from before.

These two people have fully demonstrated to everyone what it means that as long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

"Xiaoyou, you're cheating!" Wen Haoxin howled.

Worry-free: "Why did I cheat? I kissed me too, can't you afford to lose?"

"How can there be a kiss on the cheek? Everyone kisses on the mouth, Xiaoyou, can't you?" Wen Haoxin was dissatisfied with the result, and insisted on booing.

Wuyou raised her eyebrows slightly: "Huh? Kissing the face is also kissing. Who stipulated that you must kiss the mouth? There are many bacteria in saliva, don't you know?"

Wen Haoxin: ...

Crowd: ...

Wuyou's serious science popularization made everyone immediately give in to the kiss. Miao Qingqing accepted it when she knew it was good, and said, "Okay, okay, we are all Master Wuyou who devotes himself to cultivating Buddhism, and we have no desires or desires. Don't embarrass others anymore. I also think that kissing the face is more hygienic than kissing the mouth, you see we just ate garlic."

"..."

The director did not expect that the guests they invited were completely different from the previous ones. They also recorded a season before this season. Although the name of the show was different, the content was similar, but they had never met such Guests without idol baggage.

What saliva has bacteria, kisses have the smell of garlic, this is not charming at all, those who don't know think they are doing a popular science program!

Then everyone chatted about some strange things encountered during filming, including kissing scenes, bed scenes, etc. Everyone chatted openly, and the topics were also very gimmicky.

The task on the first day is very simple, just eat and drink, clean the room, chat with the guests, get to know each other, and when it’s time to go to bed, they go back to their rooms to sleep.

Early the next morning, the director issued new game rules and tasks to them.

"From now on, we will start working part-time to earn money to support ourselves. The more money we earn, the better our life will be. If we earn less, we can only eat porridge and mustard."

"What? You're so cheating!" As soon as the director announced the new rules, Wen Haoxin was the first to jump out to express his dissatisfaction.

It's a pity that his rebuttal was ineffective, and the director continued: "The purpose of our game is to stimulate everyone's ingenuity, labor is the most glorious, and the soul of a worker is the soul of a worker, and a worker is the best!"

Everyone: "..."

"Aren't we a dating show?" Miao Qingqing asked with a soul.

"If you don't get along with each other and observe their abilities, how can you match the right person?" the director asked back?

"Where does it need to be so complicated? Isn't it necessary to report age, education, family situation, work, and RV for blind dates now? These seem to be more realistic?" Lulu also expressed her doubts.

"But in this program, we have the final say." The director made a final decision, posing the fallacy that you don't think it's just me.

"It turns out that the program group is the big devil!"

Everyone had no choice but to accept the challenge of the program group.

Today, the task they have to do is to go out and make money. They can't use their star status, they have to pretend to be ordinary people and walk among the crowd.If the identity is dismantled, it will be considered as the end of the mission.

In the end, they are sorted according to the amount of money earned. The guests with more income will have a luxurious meal today, and the guests with less income will not only have mustard and porridge, but will also face punishment.

Punishments include, but are not limited to, sweeping the floor, cleaning the yard, tidying up common areas, etc.

For the sake of appetite and not wanting to become a sweeper, everyone worked hard and tried their best to go out and make money.

"Apart from acting, what else can I do?" Hai Xiaoxi was so worried.

"Me too, I don't have any skills, what should I do?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't have skills. You can distribute leaflets. This has no technical content. Wear your hats and masks well, and no one will recognize you." Wen Haoxin suggested an idea to the three female guests.

"Xinxin, I also think there is a job that is suitable for you." Miao Qingqing said.

Wen Haoxin followed her words and asked, "What job?"

"Waiter, serve the plate."

Wen Haoxin didn't think it was teasing him at all, but said excitedly: "Hey, Qingqing, I think your idea is very good, let's go find a restaurant together, even if we don't make any money, we'll spend today's money anyway. The food is done! What a little genius I am!"

But as soon as his words fell, the director began to add rules: "You don't have to worry about finding a job, the program team has already prepared it for you. Our work place today is in the snack street, and there is a booth for every two people. When closing time, we will come to liquidate the turnover. And today’s turnover is your expenses for the next filming period.”

"What?! There is such a trap! What if we didn't make any money?" Wen Haoxin asked in shock.

"If you don't make any money, you can only eat porridge and mustard, every day, every meal, until the end of the filming."

Wen Haoxin: "God, why did you treat me like this!"

"Perform well, I believe you will be able to sell well." The director encouraged.

"Then are we free to form a team? Can I choose Teacher Wuyou?" Wen Haoxin asked immediately.

Fu Junheng glanced at him lightly, and Wen Haoxin's spine was chilled at this glance.

Miao Qingqing smiled and said: "If you are free to form a team, then I also want to be on the same team with Teacher Wu You!"

Lulu and Hai Xiaoxi also wanted to express their views, and the director said, "We only have one teacher Wuyou in our program group. You guys think so beautifully. To be fair, let's draw lots to see who is the guardian of Teacher Wuyou's destiny."

The results of the lottery came out soon, Fu Junheng Wuyou was in the group, Miao Qingqing and Wen Haoxin were in the group, Lulu and Hai Xiaoxi were in the group.

"There must be something wrong with this lottery system, why can't I get Teacher Wuyou?" Wen Haoxin was puzzled.

Miao Qingqing was not happy anymore, "What do you mean? I haven't disliked you yet, but you have started to dislike me."

"It's not that I despise you, I despise myself. We are all useless, we get together, and we can only drink porridge together in the future." Wen Haoxin sighed.

"So it should be me who is depressed, okay?"

"It doesn't matter, porridge and small dishes are also a good life experience. I am used to eating big fish and meat, and occasionally eating some porridge is good for my body." Wuyou comforted Miao Qingqing.

It's a pity that these words did not comfort them, but made them even more depressed.

Several guests all changed into work clothes, hats and masks, pretended to be working waiters, and sneaked into the food street.

There are many small stalls in the food street, each of which is about the size of a newsstand, selling various snacks and delicacies.

The snack stand that Wuyou and Fu Junheng are in charge of sells milk tea. A little brother who specializes in selling milk tea has already taught them how to make it. Generally speaking, it is not very difficult.

But if there are complaints, the money earned will also be discounted.If the identity is discovered by the customer and the operation is affected, the operation will also be terminated early.

Lulu and Hai Xiaoxi were quite lucky, they got a chance to run a dim sum shop, and all the dim sum had been prepared by the shop owner, they only needed to sell and collect money.

Wen Haoxin and Miao Qingqing, the Huanxi lovers, were miserable. They run a shop that sells grilled chicken wings and drumsticks. Although it is an electric grill, it also needs to master the heat and seasoning at the right time.

Although Wuyou and Fu Junheng were both covered tightly and wore work clothes specially prepared by the store, they couldn't resist the tourists' attention at all.

After all, who doesn't like this kind of handsome guy with a slender, tall and good figure, especially when these two handsome guys stand together, even if they don't look at their faces, it's still a beautiful picture.

There are a lot of little girls who come to their milk tea shop to buy milk tea, and there are some little girls secretly taking pictures of them with their mobile phones, whispering to their girlfriends while taking pictures.

There are many public simple tables and chairs in the square of the food festival. Customers can also order food from these businesses and sit here to eat.

A few girls ordered a few cups of milk tea, and they sat here and drank it.Fu Junheng's hands-on ability is very strong, and it didn't take long for practice to make perfect. Wuyou was responsible for taking orders, collecting money and other chores, and Fu Junheng was in charge of mixing milk tea. The two had a clear division of labor and cooperated seamlessly.

Wuyou delivered the milk tea to the customers sitting in the square, but a few girls said, "Little brother, can you add a WeChat?"

Wuyou: "Sorry, we can't play with our mobile phones during working hours."

"It's okay, just add a WeChat, I can chat with you after get off work."

"We can't bring mobile phones to work, so I don't have a mobile phone now."

"How is it possible? Then your boss is too inhumane, even this kind of right should be deprived, or you don't work here, my family is also in business, I will help you introduce jobs, there is definitely a better future than here." The girl is confident and cheerful, pestering Wuyou to talk.

"Thank you for your kindness. I enjoy my current work and life very much." Wuyou said unhurriedly, and put the milk tea on the table for them, "Please use it slowly."

"Little brother, let's chat for a while, anyway, your shop is empty now. Your voice is nice, and I want to make friends with you." The girls were so courageous, they openly teased Wuyou.

Fu Junheng glanced at Wuyou, seeing that Wuyou was entangled by several girls, raised his eyebrows slightly, then wiped his hands, and walked towards the square.

"Brother, how old are you? Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Can you take off the mask and let me see?"

"Why do I think you look familiar, like a star."

"Leave a contact information, okay? We'll wait for you to go play together after get off work. We invite you and call your colleagues."

"Yes, yes, does your colleague have a girlfriend? His figure is really amazing. It would be a pity not to be a model."

……

These girls chatted more and more happily, and some people pulled Wuyou's sleeves, pestering him to chat, asking for contact information.

Wuyou was a little helpless to be entangled by them, and was afraid of revealing his identity, so he had to withdraw his sleeve without any trace.

Just at this moment, Fu Junheng came over, "Sorry, we are in business hours now, we only provide milk tea, and we are not responsible for chatting with you."

I don't know if it was their delusion, but the girls always felt that this tall waiter was too angry, and the aura in his demeanor was not at all like a waiter.

"We just want to make friends with the little brother, nothing else." Said a girl.

"He already has friends."

Several girls felt sorry, but one of them hurriedly asked, "What about you? Do you have a girlfriend?"

"I don't need a girlfriend, I already have friends."

After finishing speaking, Fu Junheng took Wuyou back to the small shop.

Several girls looked at the intimate backs of the two, suddenly realized, and their eyes became brighter.

Sure enough, handsome guys belong to handsome guys!