When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

"Teacher Wuyou still has a girlfriend?" Wen Haoxin looked at Wuyou curiously, smiling gossipingly.

Knowing Miao Qingqing well, and being ridiculed by Miao Qingqing like this, Wuyou didn't think of it as a second person, "It's a close friend of mine."

After Wuyou finished speaking, he also stood up to welcome him out.

A tall man stood in the courtyard, looking towards them, his gaze finally resting on Wuyou's face, "Sorry, I'm a little late."

"It's not too late, there are still 10 minutes before the agreed time, Brother Fu, you came just in time." Miao Qingqing greeted with a smile.

Fu Junheng smiled at her, and greeted the rest of the people, "Fu Junheng, just call me Brother Fu."

"Brother Fu, Lulu."

"Wen Haoxin."

"Hai Xiaoxi, you can call me Xiaoxi."

After everyone introduced each other, they entered the room together. Everyone's luggage was upstairs, and now we have to start to solve the problem of room allocation.Although everyone has a small room, everyone lives in a room, which has not been decided yet.

Moreover, the size of each room is also different. The master bedroom faces the sun and has a large balcony, while some secondary bedrooms are much smaller. For the sake of fairness, the program team asked them to draw lots to decide.

Fu Junheng was very lucky, and the one he got was the largest master bedroom, which had two large wardrobes, a dressing table, an activity area, and a large balcony.

Miao Qingqing mourned, "Why did I get room number six?"

Room No. [-] is the simplest, with the narrowest space. Room No. [-] was originally a large room, but was divided into two small rooms by a partition. The space and comfort are not comparable to other rooms.

"It's okay, Qingqing, there is Room No. [-] with you as your companion, and it's great that you can still whisper through the wall in the middle of the night." Wen Haoxin said.

It's a pity that these words not only did not comfort Miao Qingqing, but made Miao Qingqing even more depressed, "Who got the fifth room?"

Both Lulu and Hai Xiaoxi shook their heads, and everyone looked at Wuyou.

"it's me."

"Qingqing, you and Wuyou are really destined. Not only are you a couple in the movie, but you can even get a room together. God is helping you!" Wen Haoxin said with a smile.

If it wasn't for the presence of the camera, Miao Qingqing would have rolled her eyes at him. Wen Haoxin, a straight man, has no brains, right?Didn't you see Brother Fu staring at him next to him?

Even if she had ten guts, she would not dare to hype up with Wuyou.

"What are you talking about? Wuyou and I are good sisters, who would find a boy who is prettier than themselves as a boyfriend? Could it be that you want to tell others that your boyfriend is prettier than me?" Miao Qingqing didn't think so. Said, "I absolutely cannot accept a boyfriend who is prettier than me."

Wen Haoxin: "Do you like ugly people? What do you think of me?"

"No, we can only be friends." Miao Qingqing immediately refused.

"Is it because I'm not ugly enough? Afraid that when we get together, you will be compared?" Wen Haoxin asked.

Miao Qingqing: ...

Lulu was amused by the teasing, and said very viciously: "It may be another extreme."

It took Wen Haoxin a while to react, "Okay, you guys, you despised me when we first met."

Several girls were amused, "Where? We didn't say anything."

While everyone was making jokes, Fu Junheng stood behind Wuyou calmly, "Would you like to change rooms with me?"

"No, I'm afraid you won't get used to it."

Wuyou knows that Fu Junheng has a cleanliness habit, but this cleanliness habit has changed a lot now, but he is used to rich clothes and fine food, so he might not be able to get used to that simple and small room.

"Wow, Brother Fu, are you so nice? Are you willing to change out the master bedroom with a large balcony and an activity area?" Wen Haoxin looked surprised, and then cheekily suggested: "How about we change?"

"No, I also think my room is pretty good." Fu Junheng said.

"Oh, I knew this would be the result, you can't love me a little more."

"If you look like Xiaoyou, you don't need to say, we will take care of you and promise to love you more than a little." Lulu said.

"No wonder everyone says that Xiaoyou is a national idol, but I didn't expect it to be true. Teacher Wuyou, what is your secret to attracting fans? Please teach me a little bit so that I can feel the joy of being popular." Wen Haoxin has a cheerful personality, Like a big boy, he talks a lot.

Without waiting for Wuyou to answer, several female guests took the initiative to say: "First of all, you have to be so good-looking as Wuyou, and secondly, you have to be charismatic, capable of decathlon, subdue gangsters, win Olympic gold medals, and be able to play the piano. Calligraphy at the dance..."

"Okay, I guess if I practice ten lifetimes, I won't be able to compare with Teacher Wuyou." Wen Haoxin admitted defeat.

Wuyou smiled, "Miao Zan, just be yourself, don't compare yourself with others."

Everyone went to the room they were assigned to, put away their things and then went down to cook.The program team has prepared ingredients for them, and today they are going to eat hot pot.

Wuyou moved quickly, and he didn't have many things, so he was the first one to go downstairs.

The director greeted him happily when he saw him: "Is Xiaoyou so fast? Come here and rest for a while, and do it together when they come down."

Fu Junheng was the second to go downstairs. Anyway, there was nothing wrong with sitting, so Wuyou and Fu Junheng went to the kitchen to wash vegetables.

The program team also prepared a lot of meat dishes, but none of them are suitable for worry-free eating.Fu Junheng kept the meat dishes for them, and waited for them to cook them by themselves.

"What would you like to eat? I'll make you some extra dishes." Fu Junheng asked.

After all, they live in groups now, and Wuyou was too embarrassed to bother too much, so he said, "It's okay, I can eat as I go."

"Then I'd better make two random dishes and let's eat by ourselves!"

Fu Junheng washed some mushrooms and prepared to make fried mushrooms.

Miao Qingqing, Lu Lu and the others were all stunned: "So Brother Fu can still cook?"

"I learned it in the last year." Fu Junheng said.

"You've only been studying for a year?" Hai Xiaoxi asked incredulously.

"Well, someone cooks at home, and I haven't cooked before."

The Fu family has always had servants, and Fu Junheng has never cooked before, and only learned some after living with Wuyou.

"Then why did you learn it later?" Hai Xiaoxi asked.

Fu Junheng: "I don't want the people who live with me to work so hard."

Worriless: "..."

"Wow! Then your girlfriend must be very happy!" Hai Xiaoxi said enviously.

Fu Junheng glanced across Wuyou's face lightly, and slightly hooked the corner of his lower lip, "Fortunately, this is what it should be. And I don't have a girlfriend, only friends."

"Yes, if you want a girlfriend, the show crew won't invite you." Hai Xiaoxi said in a daze.

On the other side, Wen Haoxin urged: "You guys also come over and help me, why do all the work here belong to me?"

"Hao Xin, you are the latest to come down, of course it belongs to you, do you still want us girls to cut the meat for you?" Miao Qingqing said.

"Our friendship boat capsized, and I can't cut meat."

"Then let's teach you now. Is it possible that you still want Xiaoyou to cut meat? Xiaoyou eats vegetarian food!" Miao Qingqing said, "This kind of thing can only be hard on you."

Miao Qingqing had filmed with Wuyou before, and knew that Wuyou didn't eat meat.

The three female guests could only speak their minds, and directed at Wen Haoxin indiscriminately.

Finally, under the command of the three beauties, Wen Haoxin finally finished cutting all the meat, garlic, green onion, pepper, and coriander.

Wen Haoxin cried while shedding tears: "The program team is lying to me. It clearly said that this is a dating show, and the guests are all gentle. I didn't expect..."

"Didn't think of anything?"

"Aren't we gentle enough?"

"Yes, you see that you are crying, and I am still wiping your tears with paper."

The words of the three female guests made Wen Haoxin afraid to say anything, and Miao Qingqing was still helping him wipe away the tears from the onions.

On the other side of the kitchen, Fu Junheng had already prepared a few small stir-fries, and everyone served them on the table together, ready to eat.

Just eating is too boring, so everyone started to play truth or dare, and those who lost would be punished.

In the beginning, everyone played on relatively mild topics. It was nothing more than how many times they had been in love, whether there was anyone they liked, and what type they liked. But after playing a few times, everyone found that Wuyou and Fu Junheng never lost in games. However, on the contrary, they have all their secrets covered.

"I think we should change the rules of the game. Teacher Wuyou and Brother Fu are masters. If we continue to play like this, we will be the only ones to lose. It's too boring." Miao Qingqing suggested.

Wen Haoxin and others quickly agreed, he was the one who lost the most, but Wuyou and Fu Junheng didn't lose even once, it was too unfair.

"Why not play dice?" Hai Xiaoxi asked.

"Then play with the bottle, the one who loses." Wen Haoxin said, turning over an empty fruit wine bottle from nowhere.

Throwing dice is to compare the size of each person once. Everyone's luck and skills are different, and the probability of winning or losing is also very different.But this empty bottle saves trouble, and the randomness is greater.

Sure enough, Wuyou was tricked this time.

Wen Haoxin asked: "The truth or the big risk?"

Wuyou thought about it for a while, and chose the big adventure.After all, the previous life belonged to the original owner, and I was afraid of encountering difficult questions to answer the truth.

"I thought Xiaoyou would choose the truth!" Miao Qingqing said with a smile.

"Actually, I really want to hear the news from Xiaoyou, but it's a pity." Lulu said regretfully.

"Then choose an adventure!" Wen Haoxin handed the blind box full of options to Wuyou.

Wuyou took one at random, his face changed slightly after seeing the content of the adventure, and Fu Junheng also looked at him with great interest.

Miao Qingqing hurriedly asked: "Xiaoyou, what is it?"