Writer saves the world

In a word, being questioned by the ghost lamp made him look murderous, and Erye Tingming gave his name, and he was about to knock off the head of the idiot who increased his workload.

Erye Tingming was filling out the form in his hand, unaffected by his killing intent, "I just heard about such a thing, but it's just a one-sided story, so I can't be sure if it's true or not. It's just that I think if it's true, today I just happened to see you again, it doesn't seem too good not to say."

Ghost Lantern squinted his eyes, and Quan dismissed Erye Tingming's disclaimer as nonsense, "I will send someone to investigate if the matter is true or not, and you tell me everything you know."

So Erye Tingming stopped writing, recalled the information obtained from Xia Youjie and Wutiao Wu, organized the language, and told Ghost Lantern about the operation of Master Tianyuan who seized the astral plasma to obtain longevity. There was a gust of wind blowing around him, Erye Tingming even heard the sound of him grinding his teeth.

"Are you angry?" Erye Tingming asked.

"Ah." Ghost Lamp pinched the creases between his brows, "The sacrificial immortality method is the most restrictive of all spells. If that Tianyuan has been working on it for so long, I haven't received any news..."

He took a deep breath, took another deep breath, sneered and smashed the mace into the ground, like smashing a rotten watermelon full of water, "It means that some guys in the sky are too lazy."

Due to the well-known grievances between the goddesses of the underworld, Izanami and Izanakina, in principle, hell does not have the right to intervene in the affairs of the world, and there is no way to monitor in real time which idiots in the world have used illegal forbidden techniques. They can only wait for people to die After that, they will be judged together.

Thinking of the excessive workload brought about by this idiot's restriction, Ghost Lantern became angry, "But there are always those who take advantage of loopholes and refuse to die, and stay in this world like a piece of mud that cannot be torn off. "

So after a long wrangling and communication with Gao Tianyuan and Izumo and convincing people with (martial) virtue, Hell has obtained the power to directly arrest certain special prisoners in hell while they are alive, but Gao Tianyuan and Izumo have to consolidate their Their control over the present world, the right to supervise, and the right to arrest and review are still on their side. The wood spirit mountain gods and land gods all over Japan have taken on the responsibility of reporting criminals.

If it was just one or two times of seizing the house and prolonging the life without being discovered, it may be that the other party hid well and moved secretly, and was lucky enough to escape the surveillance of the gods, but it was already so troublesome that even Erye Tingming called a book that had just woken up not long ago. They can tell a rough idea, then either the gods in charge of supervision have neglected their duties, or they have deliberately concealed the benefits they received.

The former is troublesome, the latter is more troublesome, and either means unscheduled overtime and meetings.Estimated in my mind the rest day when I disappeared because of this, Ghost Lantern wanted to immediately throw all relevant personnel into the sea of ​​fire and burn them for 2000 years.

Originally, hell was so busy because of the war in this world. In addition, the kings created by the Dresden stone slabs and the supernatural powers emerged in modern times, the trial system and sentencing standards had to be revised accordingly, from the top ten kings to The lower-level jailers have been working non-stop for more than ten years. In this case, new jobs will be added...

Erye Tingming silently handed a cup of tea to the ghost lamp whose resentment was leaking out, and persuaded him: "At least there haven't been any major casualties, and the only one who lives forever is Tianyuan. There are also capable and ambitious young people in the magic world who are willing Stand up and clean up the situation, you send people over to meet them, and quietly bring back everyone who should be brought back."

Ghost Lantern took a sip of tea to suppress his anger, and said with a serious expression: "I will send someone to investigate this matter, and then I need you to help contact witnesses to cooperate with the evidence collection... I guarantee that no one who should go to hell will escape."

After talking about it, he was so angry that he laughed back, pinching the teacup so that Erye Tingming was worried that he would crush the cup.Erye Tingming first agreed to contact the witness, thought for a while and said: "If your people have no place to stay in this world, you can come to my place. Although my shop is not too big, there are no people around. How many beds can be put down."

The Ghost Lamp did not forget that there might be those worrisome twists and turns behind this incident. It is not guaranteed that the investigation team he sent out would be obstructed in various ways. After all, the present world is not the jurisdiction of hell. The area shrouded in the power of Ting Ming's "Book" is the most suitable safe house.

There is a world consciousness staring at it, even if Amaterasu Omisami comes, it is not good to blatantly act wild in the field of "books".

After weighing the pros and cons in mind, Ghost Lamp accepted Erye Tingming's favor, "Then I won't be polite."

Erye Tingming took out a business card from his pocket and handed it over, "When the time comes, tell them to come here directly to find me."

Ghost Lantern put Erye Tingming's business card away, and stamped his completed form. Even if he had completed the preliminary process of god registration, the rest was Ghost Lantern to send the form to Yan Mo Dawang and Takamahara Izumo. The department audited and stamped, and Erye Tingming only had to wait for the notification at home with Chuya Zhongyuan.

"Since it's rare to come here," Ghost Lantern put away the form, and was not in a hurry to send Erye Tingming away, but invited, "Would you like to visit the bookstore in hell?"

Originally, he didn't plan to let Erye Tingming stay longer in Hell, but now is the busiest time in Hell, Erye Tingming staying one minute longer is a waste of one minute of precious working time, but Erye Tingming was stabbed by him. He is a hidden danger in this world and is willing to help the investigation team, and he will get something back if he reciprocates.

Ghost Lantern said: "The bookstore here is different from the real world. It's still a bit of shopping." He took out his pocket watch to check the time, and then apologized, "But I have a meeting to attend later, so I may not be able to accompany you Together……"

Ghost Lantern looked outside the reception room, and grabbed a passing young jailer to be Erye Tingming's guide.

The young jailer, who was arrested just passing by, took a sneak peek at Erye Tingming curiously. When he met Erye Tingming, he stood upright in surprise, "You, hello! I'm Hugua!"

This jailer named Cugua is the type called "little devil" in ghosts. Even when he is an adult, he still looks like a teenager in his teens, and his appearance of surprise is more immature than Oda Sakunosuke.

Erye Tingming nodded with a smile, "Hello."

He had a really good smile, and his polite smile made the young jailer who had no resistance to beauty blush.

Gui Deng coughed dryly, and said: "Hugua is very familiar with this neighborhood, and there are many specialty shops next to the bookstore that you can visit. However, it is not recommended to buy food, and you can bring some hell-style decorations home for decoration."

Ghost Deng touched a card to Erye Tingming, saying that you are welcome to spend it casually, and he will record the money on the heads of the group of Tianjin gods who stabbed people.

Outside, Nakahara Chuya had successfully connected with the two Zashiki boys who lived in Yan Mo Hall. Hu Gua asked Erye Tingming if he wanted to bring Zhongyuan Zhongya with him. Erye Tingming heard the children outside excitedly frolicking. He shook his head and said with a smile, "Forget it, it's rare that he can have fun with his friends."

Children can't study hard all day long, they should have good friends with whom they can play together.

And after the terrible baptism of bookstores in this world, Erye Tingming no longer has any expectations for bookstores in this world.The reason why he followed Hu Gua to the bookstore in hell was purely because the ghost lamp had clearly arranged for him before he refused.

Adults hold their noses and stroll casually, and forget it, but don't toss about the young seedlings who have just emerged with a little literary talent.

Erye Tingming really thought so at first.

But when he actually stands in the bookstore in hell, things are completely different.In the retro-decorated bookstore, there are colorful and eye-catching small cards and banners everywhere, making people wonder where to look first.

——The latest masterpiece of Qingshao Nayan!

- rave reviews!The sequel to Murasaki Shikibu's popular work!

——If you are dissatisfied with reality, you must read it!Master Jianhao talks with you about the impermanence of the world!

——Matsuo Basho!With Xie Wucun!Kobayashi Yicha!A collection of cross-era sentences is now on sale!

A series of brand-new books are placed on the bookshelves, and everyone is familiar with the names of literati in textbooks: Kamo Nagaaki...Fujiwara Takaya, Zahara Yehei...Ihara Saizuru, Qutei Maqin...

Pearls and jade are dazzling, and the room is full of fragrance.

Literati who have passed away for hundreds of thousands of years in this world are still writing in hell.In the collision of civilization progress and classical thought, the best literati of all ages used their pens as knives to fight heartily on thin paper.The fragrance of heaven and fairyland flows out from the pen that has been polished for hundreds of thousands of years, and it only takes a moment to disintegrate Erye Tingming's crumbling rationality corroded by hunger.

Erye Tingming's last sliver of clarity could only keep him from losing his composure and jumping on the spot, but the twitching expression on his cheeks that seemed to be crying and smiling also startled Hu Gua, and he hurriedly asked him if he was unwell.

"No..." Erye Tingming took a deep breath, swallowing the saliva that was secreted unconsciously, "It's okay, let me... see for myself."

It was too fragrant, and the smell of the food had made him unable to see anything else in his eyes, like a hungry ghost who had broken into a forest of wine and meat, the never-satisfying emptiness in his body whipped his soul, asking him to take all his food. , Everything that comes into view is swallowed into the stomach, so that one can get a little respite from this endless pain and hunger.

"Okay, okay..." Hugua took two steps back, for some reason, he felt that he was facing a very hungry beast. If he approached, he would be bitten to pieces, and he couldn't stand it just by looking at it. Live to feel scared.

The other customers in the bookstore were also affected by the fear that came from nowhere, one by two instinctively moved away from Erye Tingming, and even subconsciously rushed out of the bookstore as if fleeing for their lives. It's like eating it for dinner.

In a world that cannot be touched by the naked eye, Erye Tingming's true self is about to move. He has been hungry for too long, and the remaining energy is not enough to completely suppress the predatory instinct, so one or two tentacles sneak out from the gap and spread out. Rubbing lightly on the book with a sweet smell.

A little bit of tentacles feel the sweet comfort, and more tentacles are attracted to squeeze out desperately.Erye Tingming bit the tip of his tongue, and tried his best to keep the truth where it should be - Edogawa Ranpo just looked directly at the corner of his truth and almost collapsed, if he accidentally let it all out Strolling, one of the people present is the one who can't run away.

In a cafeteria like Hell that is overflowing with delicious food, Erye Tingming doesn't want to be listed as a refusal to come and go because of his ugly appearance.

After wasting 5 minutes standing still to regain his sanity, Erye Tingming patted his cheek and took a deep breath, reached out and took down the book closest to him, first touched the cover contentedly, and then carefully opened the first page.

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Erye Tingming leaned his head on the bookshelf, moved to the point of tears by the sweet and delicious taste.

After he completes the garbage task of world consciousness, he will sleep forever in the bookstore in hell.