Writer saves the world

If it is to bring Zhongyuan Zhongya who has just been picked up to go to hell to apply for a hukou, even if Erye Tingming is a "book", it will definitely be a very difficult job.

After all, Erye Tingming has no way to prove that he will be able to teach a future god well, and a skinny god cub who doesn't know anything and can pick up things from the ground and stuff his mouth, has no way to prove that he can take on the responsibility of Yokohama in the future. The burden of the land.

But now Zhongyuanzhong is different. Not only is it white, tender, cute and round cheeks fed by Oda Sakunosuke, but also lively, sensible and polite. The favorability of Hell's ruthless assistant officer.

Yan Mo's favorability does not need to be swiped by him. When he saw the cub showing a soft smile at him and saying hello to him "Good morning, Grandpa Yan Mo", the blood of Yan Mo's blood bar was already instantly to zero.

"Tsk." The assistant officer Gui Deng standing aside made a somewhat unpleasant voice, his eyes piercing like a knife at the boss who was fishing while not doing his job.

After a while, it's not like I won't bring someone over to let you know, so you don't need to hurry over here, as if you are afraid that I will bully other people's children.

King Yan Mo shrank his neck when he was stabbed by the ghost lamp's eyes, touched his nose and let out a dry laugh.Of course he knows that his assistant officer is actually very patient and gentle with children, but if you look at Ghost Lamp's paralyzed face and slanted eyes, then look at the terrifying mace in his hand, children these days are very fragile psychologically , it will be troublesome if you are frightened and cry.

Although Ghost Lamp is very patient and gentle with children, it does not include the ones who cry and make noise and don't listen to others.

King Yan Mo has been worried since he was about to come from the Central Plains, but seeing the children eagerly trying to poke the mace of the ghost lamp, King Yan Mo knew that he was worrying too much.

Gave the uneasy boss a look to settle accounts later, Ghost Lantern softened his tone, and said to Erye Ting: "You two, please sit inside for a while."

Regarding Erye Tingming's identity, those of them who have already touched the world's operating rules know that the world consciousness has come to greet Erye Tingming before awakening Erye Tingming, and asked them to help as much as possible. After all, saving the world is also a matter of save themselves.

At the same time, as a [-] social animal who has dedicated himself to hell, Ghost Lantern also empathizes with Erye Tingming who is called to work while sleeping soundly.

Just, the moment I was woken up, I really hoped that the world would be destroyed directly.

Ghost Lantern entertained Erye Tingming and Zhongyuan Zhongya in the reception room of Yan Mo Hall, and King Yan Mo also followed up cheekily. I have to say that this kind grandfather with a little grandson is an excellent easing agent for the atmosphere. Sitting there laughing and taking out snacks looks like Santa Claus.

After a simple exchange of greetings and delicious snacks, Zhongye Zhongye was completely relaxed in the unfamiliar environment before Gui Deng cleared his throat, and mentioned that Zhongya Zhongye needed to go to the technical department for a physical examination in the next step.

Considering that Nakahara Chuya was born in a human laboratory, in order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, Ghost Lamp carefully explained the safety and necessity of the physical examination——

"This inspection is mainly to understand his physical development, so that he can more accurately predict what kind of state he will grow into in the future. At the same time, he can divide his land area and work responsibilities according to the scope of his connection with the land veins, so as not to It overlaps with other gods, and it will be very troublesome to make things happen."

Thinking of some gods who are too big and too young to bear to death, Gui Deng couldn't help but click his tongue in displeasure.

King Yan Mo glanced at the ghost lamp's face, and added in a rounding manner: "And, for newborn gods, it would be better to arrange regular physical examinations. If a child has any stunted growth or physical defects, it can be remedied in time if it is discovered early. Especially A child affected by human beings during the birth process like Zhongye is likely to suddenly grow abnormally as he grows up, and if the current human body cannot bear his upper limit of ability in the future, it may also limit his ability to play, resulting in serious disability. The phenomenon of rampage and backlash caused great harm to his body and soul."

"I will bring my little grandson to have a physical examination every ten years or so. Let me tell you, my little grandson is growing up really fast. A few days ago he pointed at me—"

King Yan Mo's chatterbox had just opened halfway, when he was mercilessly pressed on the coffee table by Gui Deng to shut up, and then Gui Deng wiped his hands, as if nothing had happened, "If you don't stop it in time, King Yan Mo's [My Little Grandson] 】The speech can’t be finished until the evening.”

Ghost Lamp explained casually, and then looked at Nakahara Chuya, "If you feel afraid to go to the medical examination, you can ask the guardian to accompany you."

Zhongyuan Zhong has never been to a hospital or had a physical examination. In fact, he has no idea about it, but he can't hear the word "fear". You can go by yourself."

Erye Tingming stroked his hair and said with a smile, "I'll follow along. Although none of us are afraid, I'm a little nervous."

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head to look at him, as if there was nothing he could do with this PaPa that he didn't have, and sighed: "I'm already this old, what are you worried about?"

——That being said, he didn't intend to let go of the hand that was pulling Erye Tingming's sleeve.

After all, he is still a child.

His physical examination report fully proved this point.Leaving aside his physical age of just eight years old, the birth of his soul godhead within two years simply frightened a group of people.In addition, he also suffers from severe malnutrition and developmental delay. The human body is not well matched with strength, and he can still make do with it now, but as the burden on the body increases as the ability grows, there will be Various adverse symptoms.

One of the most obvious symptoms is not growing taller.According to the estimate of the technical department, if he continues to develop according to his current situation and does not take any measures, the height of Chuya Nakahara will be about 1.5 meters five in the future, and he can reach the sky when he grows to 1.6 meters.

Of course, in addition to this, you will have the ability to open up to a certain threshold, you will run wild and lose your mind, and your body will have poor resistance to specific toxins... and other defects, but in the eyes of the children who listened to their medical examination reports, what is it? It is not as lethal as the bloody "not tall".

He might be a dwarf all his life!

The little orange cat, who was still lively and energetic just now, was beaten so badly that its ears drooped and its tail was tucked in. It got into PaPa's arms and buried its head, refusing to come out no matter what.

Even if the doctor in the technical department hurriedly added that the child is still young, there is still hope. Erye Tingming actively cooperated and said that the child's height should not be only 1.6 meters. The ineffective consolation of "height is not important" evaporated, leaving only the key word 1.6 meters in Zhongyuan Zhongye's head, which was marked red, bold and bright in an infinite loop.

Zhongyuan Zhong also pulled the bear hat to cover his ears silently, and stopped listening to the adults talking nonsense to lie to the children.

He can only grow to 1.6 meters in the future... But PaPa said that his mother will not come back until he grows taller...

Will mom never come back...

Zhong Yuanzhong also clutched Erye Tingming's clothes, so sad that tears were about to fall from his eyes.

——It seems that things probably won’t work out today.

Erye Tingming greeted Gui Deng and the others, carried Zhong Yuan Zhongya out of the room, and asked in a low voice, "Then shall we go back first?"

Nakahara Chuya buried his head in his arms and didn't speak, only groaning softly, neither agreeing nor disagreeing.

Erye Tingming took a few steps further away, coaxing him in a warm voice, "Didn't the doctor just say that as long as you take medicine and take good care of your body, you will definitely grow taller in the future."

The little bear buried in his arms choked twice, raised his head a little and peeked at him from the corner of his eyes, "Really?"

"Think about it, I never lied to you." Erye Tingming used his good reputation as a guarantee, "We are also good children, and we will definitely take medicine and see a doctor, right?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded while lying in his arms, and let out a muffled "hmm".

Erye Tingming asked again: "Then shall we go home? We will come again next time you want to come?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also struggled in his arms for a while, and finally raised his head, rubbed his nose and eyes, and took a deep breath, "I, I'm fine, it's okay."

The corners of his eyes were still a little red, and his voice was full of cries. Seeing this, even the ghost lamp couldn't be angry with him, even if he didn't like delaying work because of a child's tantrum, and Just now, he was severely complained by King Yan Mo for saying the wrong thing.

But if you think about it, this is still a baby who is less than two years old.

King Yan Mo rubbed his hands and leaned over, "Zhongye, do you want to go outside with Grandpa Yan Mo? Let the guardian handle the rest of the procedures for you. There are a lot of fun outside, and we won't listen to these adults talking nonsense inside."

Erye Tingming also felt that it would be better for Zhongyuan Zhong to go out first, and he couldn't accept it just because he was not tall, and the various questions listed in the following three or four pages must not scare the child out of his psychological shadow, so he followed: "You Don’t you want to record the things about hell and show it to Oda? Grandpa Yan Mo is the most familiar with hell, he knows all the interesting and fun things in hell, why don’t you play outside with him for a while?”

Oda Sakunosuke was a very useful excuse, and King Enma had already established a preliminary friendship with Nakahara Chuya with dim sum. Nakahara Chuya looked at the ominous medical examination report in the doctor's hand, and decided to accept it from Erye Tingming. Jumped down, ran over and grabbed Yan Mo Dawang's clothes.

As long as he doesn't listen or see or know, then he is still healthy and has nothing wrong with him.

It will definitely grow to 1.8 meters in the future.

Ghost Lantern glanced at his boss who was lazy and skipped work, didn't say anything, and let him take the child to play outside - anyway, if there is any bill, it will be settled after the guests leave.

After King Yan Mo took Zhongya Zhongya out, there was a rustling sound in the corridor, probably because the Zashiki boys who had been eager to play with the children since Zhongya appeared could not wait to meet new friends.

"Ah," Gui Deng seemed to suddenly think of something, first showing a little disgusted expression, and then said, "There is a doctor in Taoyuan Township, you can take him to see it when you have time."

He tore off a piece of paper from the notebook he carried with him, wrote down the address and contact number and handed it to Erye Tingming, "Although that guy Bai Ze is a bit of a bastard, he is still very good at medicine. Chuya is too young, The commonly used methods are more uncomfortable and he may not be able to bear it, so it is more gentle to use Chinese medicine for recuperation."

Erye Tingming accepted the paper, and planned to take Central Plains Chuya there directly after the plan was completed. It is not too far from Hell to Taoyuan Township. Taking a short cut is about the same time as Yokohama to Tokyo. It is much faster to go to Taoyuan Township in this world.

After reading the medical report, the rest is the tedious time to fill out the form.In the final analysis, the registration of the gods does not have any mysterious and lofty plots that the world imagines. There are only a dozen blank forms that need to be filled out according to the format one by one. Issue a certificate - it is not much different from a human being going to the district office to do household registration business.

And because there are too many forms to fill out, like Nakahara Zhongya, he is not very good at writing, but it’s okay to have a guardian to write for him. Some mountain gods who come by themselves have drawn ghostly symbols with their own hands. It really makes Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha raise his blood pressure after seeing it.

Ghost Lamp complained about the strange deeds registered by certain gods, and said: "Gods born in the land like Zhongye are usually counted on the side of Guojin God, but his aptitude is very good, and Gao Tianyuan must also want to fight for it. He is still young now, and it is not time for him to perform his duties, so my suggestion is to hang the divine book in Yan Mo Hall for the time being, and make a decision after he grows up."

The relationship between Tianjin God and Guojin God is complicated and delicate. Generally speaking, they are not very pleasing to each other. Which side they stand in will have a huge impact on the career of the gods in the future tens of thousands of years. Don't rush to stand in line, it's better to hang a temporary magic book and wait and see which side is suitable before making a decision.

Although hanging the sacred book on the side of the Yellow Spring will bring the dirty debuff of the Yellow Spring, as long as the priesthood of recuperating the earth's veins is not fulfilled, the debuff will not affect the land. There is no harm in hanging it for three to five hundred years in the short term.

What's more, the boundary of Yokohama actually has a good compatibility with Huang Quan.

Erye Tingming followed the good advice, ticked "Other" in the direction of naturalization, and filled in the words "Yan Moting short-term affiliation".

As he was filling it out, he thought of one more thing he almost forgot to say, "By the way, I heard that hell has strict restrictions on the law of immortality for human beings?"

The ghost lamp nodded, "Everything in the world has a fixed lifespan, and the forced continuation of life must be at the cost of plundering other lives, which will seriously disrupt the established destiny. Usually, once discovered, they will be immediately thrown into Abi Hell, and the sentence will start at 3 years. "

"However, occasionally there are those like Abe Seimei..." Thinking of the workload that Abe Seimei's excessively illegal Taishan Mansion Festival has added to them, the ghost lamp's teeth itch, "Although there is no way to send him to hell, we have also severely punished him. For a sum of money, invite him to go to Avici Hell for a good sightseeing trip."

Guaranteed to let that Qingming Jun firmly remember what the boundary between life and death should not be easily touched.

"Why?" Gui Deng could see that Erye Tingming was not a person who likes to talk nonsense, so he followed up and asked, "Which idiot is dreaming of immortality again?"