I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

After a while, "It's fine to ask you to watch it when I'm training."

"Who are you training with?"

"Usually a guardian."

"Six Paths?"

"Well—sometimes."

"Then please forget about my stupid request at that time, Judaime-sama."

"...Okay." Tsunaki twitched the corners of his mouth, "If you are willing to call him a pineapple head, the treatment will be much better really, although I have always felt that there is no substantial difference between a pineapple head and a pineapple head." ah ah

"Then—Yan Mao, you..." Gang Ji finally remembered today's business under the threat of Li Baoen's eyes.

"Ah, I'm the runaway cup chef." Yanmao replied calmly, ignoring the surprise and intimidating eyes of the prison temple, he took out a Fuji lollipop and held the paper The stick jerked downwards, and the whole lollipop came out of the wrapping paper smoothly. After squinting his eyes, he managed to see that there was a penguin printed on the grape-flavored candy. Yanmao stuffed the candy contentedly. into the mouth.

Surrounded by dark wallpapers, a mahogany conference table with dark brown leather chairs, the whole room looks solemn and solemn, and suddenly, "bajibaji - oh, it tastes good - but it's still true" came from the quiet conference room. I like the sound of milk flavor or strawberry milk flavor or coffee milk flavor.” Fuck, it’s actually a deep sense of powerlessness and loneliness.

"Didn't you idiot tell you not to take it!" Looking at Gangji's twitching face, Yusi suddenly felt very sorry.

"I really didn't take it this morning." Yanmao obviously didn't worry about bombs and other issues at all because of Gangji's presence. Here comes the lollipop."

"Well, calm down, Yuji." Yamamoto came out with a smile to smooth things over, "That kind of sugar tastes good."

"That's not the problem!" Prison Temple shifted its target.

"Yanmao, your candy... I remember you brought it from Valia, right?" Tsuna wondered why the exclusive chef of xanxus still had time to buy lollipops while saving his life.

"Ah, yes." Yanmao stared at the ceiling involuntarily. After thinking for a while, he lowered his eyes and continued, "When Sister Ruth went out to buy hair dye while twisting her butt, and Fran was chased out by Bell. During Valia's time, and when Uncle Levi wanted to please the bastard boss, when he thought of it, he would go back and grab a few bags of candy.

Although the wrapping paper of the things they buy back will be colorful and torn apart by knives, there are still skeletons created by illusion eating candy in the bag, or a boss photo is pasted because of someone's orientation. Zhang, in the end, I was asked to go to the store with the salary of the bastard boss to pay for the crime, but in general, the supply is still uninterrupted. "

After a pause, Yanmao suddenly remembered something, his eyes fell on Gangji, and he said sincerely: "It really doesn't cost much to buy candy, Judaime."

"Ah, ah?" Tsunaki was stunned for a moment, and then said immediately, "I don't care what you do with xanxus' money, and I don't think it's a waste, so there's no need to..." "Oh, so I'm in a subordinate In my heart, I was a leader who got rich and rich, sneaked into the eyes of money, and then was strangled to death... 』Gang Ji wept silently in his heart.

~

After the meeting, Yanmao obediently followed Prison Temple into the cool sports car, thanking Gang Ji for not proposing to send her back to Valia or saying, "The chaos in Valia is caused by your waywardness." Makes me very distressed", but still allows her to live by the prison temple.

Seeing Yanmao's face full of smirks when he was having a dream, Prison Temple said, "What are you smirking about, idiot?"

"Ah, it's nothing." Yan Mao came back to his senses, "It's just that "Judaimu is so nice—" or something. "

"Judaimu is of course very good." After hearing Yanmao's words, Yusi felt very comfortable.

Prison temple, bah, mom, I'm so scared

"Zhimaojun, how is Yunshou?" Yanmao squinted at the sun, holding a strawberry milk-flavored Fujia lollipop in his mouth, and asked Prison Temple, who was flipping through the materials.

"Why are you asking about Yunque all of a sudden—what's the matter with that name!" Guisi raised his hand and gave Yanmao a slap.

"He didn't come to the internal meeting last time. People who dare to skip such a high-level meeting must be very powerful. So - I'd better find out about his appearance and so on. If I meet him in the future, I will try my best to use him as a background and not provoke him."

"He basically works in Japan, but if you meet Hibari," Prison Temple thought for a while and gave a suggestion, "If you met Hibari, then just pretend to be dead."

『What kind of person is Yunshou? Why do I have to pretend to be dead? Isn’t pretending to be dead only when I meet a bear? So what kind of person is Yunshou! 』

Seeing Yanmao's increasingly tangled expression, Prison Temple felt strange: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing..." Yanmao looked at the prison temple, and straightened his bangs, "I just have a stomachache."

~

Standing in front of a luxurious Japanese-style mansion, Yanmao felt that his mind was a little confused.

"It's better for me to deal with the current situation. 』

Get up in the morning - missed the replay of the Teletubbies - very upset - wanted to go to Papaya to vent my anger - called Lanshou headquarters - made an appointment to meet at the [beep -] square not far from home - went out Get lost—wrap around—fuck what does the Vongola written on the building and the cloud next to it mean...

"I remember that the outside of the kindergarten building was painted with cartoons... so it is absolutely impossible for Judaime to embezzle public funds to build a private kindergarten for Eleven Daime... I would rather this is a kindergarten because Mao is Duoyun Isn't that what Yunshou meant! 』

"Huh? Isn't this Miss Yanmao?"

Suddenly someone said this to her, Yanmao just wanted to sigh "Wow, someone called me an honorific" when he suddenly remembered that the voice seemed familiar, it seemed to be...

Turning his head, Yanmao saw Cao Bi and looked at her suspiciously, "My God, I really came to Yunshou's headquarters. 』

"Yo, Mr. Caobi." Yanmao waved to Caobi blankly.

"You still remember my name." Cao Bi looked surprised.

"I just look like an idiot who can't remember your name." 』

Yanmao replied with a flat voice: "Because Mr. Kusakabe looks impressive." Tongyan said nothing.

"Really, many people say that." Cao Bi was unmoved.

"Miss Yanmao came this time to convey something about Mr. Lanshou or Mr. Leader?" Cao Bi suddenly remembered.

"No, I'm just lost." Yan Mao spread his hands to express his innocence.

Cao Bi looked at the sky, the dim color of fire mixed with black color heralded the coming of night.He thought for a while and said, "If Lord Lanshou is called to pick you up now or send you back to your residence, the mountain road will be very dangerous."

Yanmao listened, not only looked around, but remembered that Yunshou's headquarters was hidden on a low mountain, the light was dim, and the rugged and winding mountain road was indeed dangerous if driving, and if she wanted to go down the mountain—well, she couldn't walk anymore.

"But Miss Yanmao, how did you get here from your house..." Cao Bi felt that the world was very strange.

"Well, I walked to the foot of the mountain without knowing it. I wanted to climb up the mountain to see the road below..." Yanmao sighed in his heart, "I didn't expect to encounter Godzilla's lair." 』

"It's amazing perseverance to be able to get here, Miss Yanmao." Cao Bi said.

"You can just say that I'm weird. Anyway, I can't even walk a step now." Yanmao rubbed his empty stomach, started to play rogue, and signaled Cao Bi with his eyes: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry~ 』

"Then—Miss Yanmao, please stay overnight in Yunshou's mansion today, and send someone to send you back tomorrow, or let Lord Lanshou send someone to pick you up." Cao Bi obviously didn't understand Yanmao's eyes Meaning, said, "In short, please inform Lan Shou first, so that it is better for him not to worry."

"Oh, whatever you want." Yanmao replied unintentionally, continuing to attack with eyes "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm so hungry~"

Holding the phone, Yanmao pressed the pre-set speed dial button, and the call was quickly connected. Before the dial tone rang three times, it was picked up suddenly, and the obviously impatient voice of prison temple came from inside: "I'm very busy now, what's the matter!"

"Uh..." Yanmao swallowed.

Prison Temple originally looked at the phone display, waiting for the voice of the Yunshou team on the other end of the phone, but suddenly heard a timid "That...Zhi Maojun..."

"At this time, I still haven't forgotten this title! ! ...Ah, that's not right, this voice is...'Ju Si was startled, and immediately realized it.

"Why do I have a feeling that Mr. Chao Mao is very angry? This feeling makes me feel very dangerous." Yanmao bit his lip and continued: "Mr. Fried Hair, I am the lost Yanmao..."『 Yes, I am Yan Mao, I am Yan Mao who fell into Godzilla's lair. 』

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and just when Yanmao couldn't help but want to speak again, the person on the other side went crazy: "Where have you been!! Didn't you decide the agreed place? Why can't you find it! You lost your way and went to the Yunshou team, are you normal!! You lost your way when you went out without your mobile phone like this