I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

Combat Captain I don't mean you. 』

"I'm Yanmao, please give me your advice." Yanmao bowed slightly again and said hello to the white-haired girl brother.

"I am Liao Ping!"

"Shouting like this is tiring."

"I don't think it's the limit!"

"Skuvalo, look at your bosom friend."

"Why do you know Skuvalo? I really don't understand!"

"After the identification, this person is definitely Pengo Lie."

"Hay, Mr. Kusakabe! When... hello~" Xiaochun's words ended the conversation between Yanmao and Leoping, and made everyone withdraw their contemptuous gazes.

"..." Yanmao wanted to vomit, but she couldn't vomit too much.

After a brief understanding of Yanmao's situation from Yamamoto, Kusakabe introduced himself very politely: "Miss Yanmao, this is our first meeting. I am Caobi, a subordinate of Peng Gelei Yunshou, and I am here on behalf of Mr. Gong, the chairman of the committee. Internal meeting."

"Why doesn't the grass in my mouth fall when I speak?"

"Uh, this..."

"I must have used a lot of styling water to comb this hairstyle."

"Uh, this..."

"Guan Yunshou is called Chairman, Mr. Cao Bi, you must be as awake as I am."

"Uh, this..."

"After the meeting is over, please tell me how Yunshu escaped from the meeting."

"Uh, this..."

"Yanmao, you are here..." Tsunaki, who stood at the door and listened to the whole conversation, had a lot of black lines on his head, and everyone withdrew their sympathetic gazes towards Cao Bi.

Kolom came in with Gangji. Her purple pupils were less shy and more sharp, but they were still very soft when matched with her delicate face.Following the eyes that everyone had just withdrawn, Kurom easily saw Yanmao, and Yanmao also saw Kurom.

"I heard from Fran that the master of his illusion is a man with strange blue-purple hair, a haircut on the top of his head in the shape of a thunderbolt, and a man with a mouth fetish that makes him feel happy when he speaks, but..." Yanmao quickly scanned Glancing at Coulom, "Although the hair color is the same, and the pineapple head is also suitable, but she hasn't spoken yet, so I don't know if she has oral addiction. More importantly, she is a woman." 』

On the way to the conference room, I heard Tsunaji talk about Yanmao, so Kurom just smiled lightly, and then said hello: "Hello, I'm Kurom the Kishou."

"That...is there anyone who looks very similar to you, or has the same hairstyle as yours?" Yanmao asked.

"I want to know, I want to know, I want to know what kind of people are around Fran... What should I do? I want to scratch the wall, but the things here look expensive..."

"Yes, but..." Kurom looked at Yanmao, "What's the matter with you?"

"I want to know what Fran's master looks like." Yanmao sensitively caught the flash of hostility and defense in Kurom's eyes, so he deliberately made an aggrieved look.

After three years in Valia, Yanmao thinks that his ability to observe words and expressions is good. For example, when xanxus glanced at her faintly, Yanmao knew that xanxus was hungry.When xanxus glanced at her and said "garbage", Yanmao knew that xanxus was very hungry and wanted to eat meat.When xsnxus drew his gun directly, the pig wanted to get xanxus so hungry that he was going to kill.

Suddenly, the fog filled the air, and nothing could be seen clearly in the layer upon layer of fog. Yanmao could only vaguely see that Kurom was a size bigger, but before he understood it, a burst of strange laughter came out accurately. Into her eardrums:

"Kufufufu, I am Fran's teacher."

"Whether it's "hee hee hee" or "クフフフ", it's the same..."

"I really want to point at your nose and yell at the pervert. What should I do? I can't suppress this thought." Yanmao obviously didn't realize what kind of person Liu Dao Mu is, based on "ah, this is the person who turned Fran into a Become a facial paralysis! ’ and ‘What the fuck I didn’t realize just now that Colomb is actually a man? 』Two kinds of thoughts, Yanmao expressed his inner thoughts as soon as the chicken jelly.

Seeing Liudaokui's smiling face, and the unchanging numbers in the eyes that were covered by the hair just now but are now exposed, Yanmao swallowed: "I seem to have said something wrong... What should I do? Pineapple Head seems to be angry gone."

"クフフフフ, if you say I'm a pineapple head, I might spare you~"

Watching Yanmao howled by the pineapple rain transformed by Liu Daokuo's illusion, Guisi couldn't help his forehead: "That—idiot!" The rest of the people also had black threads.

"Except for Rambo, everyone seems to be here, Mukuro, call Coulom out, let's start the meeting." Tsuna stopped Mukuro's teasing, and entered the conference room with everyone.

Debunk

Entering the conference room, Gang Ji sat at one end of the circular conference table, and the other guardians sat in twos and threes according to their usual habits, with two or three seats between each of them.Today's meeting begins.

"………………so,………………"

Just as Gang Ji was talking about the critical moment, the huge LCD screen behind him suddenly lit up, and with the voice of his subordinate through the headset: "Yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Bailan..." After that, a picture appeared on the screen:

"Baibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibaibai!" The cartoon sounded, and then a Q-version image appeared with a smile on his face.

"Yo~Gang Jijun~" The extremely rippling curve symbol followed closely at the end of the words, Bai Lan was still powerless as before.

"Bai Lan!" Gang Ji gave a warning in annoyance, and then sadly remembered that he had nothing to do with this weird person.

"Ah, what is that expression on your face?" Bai Lan picked up a soft cotton candy with her slender fingers, squeezed it casually a few times, and then threw it into her mouth, showing a very satisfied expression, He continued, "I just saw a strange girl enter the meeting room."

"Ah, I have time to explain to you that if you check it yourself, you will know. You still have to ask me, and you actually monitor Pengo Li's headquarters all day long, so why did you use the video communication today!! "Gang Ji unconsciously said a long sentence to the LCD screen, and suddenly lamented that a large lung capacity is also an advantage.

"It's really nothing...that's all for today, goodbye~" Then, there was another flash of light, and the display screen went dark.

Turning his head, Gangji looked calm: "Then let's continue. Just now we talked about......"

More than an hour later, the meeting ended early, Gang Ji let out a long breath, his expression relaxed, and he spoke, his voice was a little less serious, and his voice was gentle: "Now, let's talk about Yanmao's issue. "

"The recent disappearance of a cook in Valia caused great chaos in Valia, just happened the day before Li Baoen and I found Yanmao, and from the conversation you had with her just now, you should have noticed that she seems to be in harmony with The Guardians of Valia are very close, so..."

"Ah, I was extremely scared when she mentioned Skuvalo just now."

"She seems to have a good relationship with Fran~"

Through the headset, Gang Ji called Yan Mao, a subordinate who was waiting outside the door, to come in.

The door of the meeting room was quietly opened, and Yanmao walked in tiptoely, step by step, with his head lowered.Gangji looked at the sneaky Yanmao speechlessly, cleared his throat and kindly reminded: "Yanmao, don't use that."

Yan Mao's expression froze, and he returned to his normal posture, and quickly sat down on the seat on the left side of the prison temple.

"Yan Mao," Gang Ji smiled, but let Yan Mao read the threat, "tell us, your real identity."

"Well, this question—" Yanmao dragged his tone, stretched out his hand and compared two fingers, "Judaimu, promise me two conditions, and I will answer you."

"You bastard—Judaime! Just let me kill her!" He said and took out the bomb.

"Prison Temple Lord..." Tsuna Ji hurriedly stopped, although this conference room can withstand bomb attacks, but what should I do if Yanmao dies——!As a leader, he expressed a lot of pressure.

"Yes, on what terms?" Gang Ji agreed with a smile.

"First, Judaime please tell me what Leon is so Mao can turn into a pistol with red bullets in it!"

Suddenly there was the sound of a gun being loaded, Yanmao came back to his senses, and saw the little baby in a black suit standing on the conference table with a green pistol pointed at her forehead.Li Baoen raised the corner of his mouth and looked up at Yanmao: "Let me explain."

"No, I suddenly had an epiphany the moment I was pointed at by the gun." Yanmao replied seriously.

Li Baoen withdrew the pistol in satisfaction.

"The second one," Yanmao blinked at Tsunayoshi, "Master Judaimu, I want to see your death mode~"

"Why do you want to see this kind of thing? What kind of mafia rumors are my dead breaths..." Gang Ji felt that he was a tragedy.

"When I was still in Valia, I asked the bastard boss what the dead air mode looked like, and the boss answered me after four or 10 minutes—" Yanmao replied, "The bastard boss told me that the dead air mode is Judaime's head on fire ——so I wanted to see it.”

"XANXUS, what did you instill the cat for the cat? She can't change it after she still remember what she remember now. Bah, it's a death mode! 』

"For this request,..." Tsuna thought for a while.