I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

The degree to which people are frightened.

Look, a man who is as diligent and thrifty as Uncle Zetian is a good man.Even though he was embarrassed when he said this paragraph.

Apart from those younger sisters, Ippei Rambo and Fran are the closest to me in age.It stands to reason that I should also respect them as elders, but the oppressive 23-year-old Uncle Lanbo said while playing with his worn-out horns, it’s really troublesome to call them uncles as you like.So I was very satisfied to save a few words.Although Uncle Lanbo looks lazy and sloppy, he is very powerful. When he really fights, his whole body is covered with crackling lightning.

Ipping, who is the same age as Uncle Lanbo, has been living in Japan. Sometimes I go to Japan with my father or uncles, and I also go to Lelexuan where Ipping works part-time to patronize business.Yiping is very introverted and quiet, with black mid-length hair neatly tied into a ponytail, very ordinary but with beautiful bright eyes, holding an insulated box and anxiously looking at his watch while talking about it. Uncle Chuanping is going to complain again It's also cute when it's time.In fact, the last sentence was beautified after I heard Lanbo mention it occasionally.When I was very young, I obediently called Auntie Yiping, but she just waved her hand and said that it’s okay to call me by my full name, and gave me a colored lollipop that was as big as my face at that time. , It is said that Lan Bo also added a sentence "Yes, you don't look like an elder like you".

I heard from my uncles that Yiping seemed to fall in love with Uncle Yunque at first sight, and the reason why I haven’t had a boyfriend until now is because of this, but Yanmao told me that those are just floating clouds, and reality is the real king.I didn't understand, so I went to ask Qianzhu, Qianzhu held his chin and thought for a long time before telling me, you are so stupid, sister Yiping liked Lanbo brother at first sight.

I don't really believe it, why didn't Lan Bo take the trouble to remove the elder brother in Qianzhu's address?And Qianzhu, you should be called Auntie and Uncle, right? Hey, even if they are ten years older than Dad, they are of the same generation.Then Qianzhu rolled her eyes and said, things like sisters, brothers and uncles are the products of modern human beings who are bored and just ignore them.I calmly cleared my throat and answered her. In fact, it should have started from ancient humans, such as the first generation of adults.

Fran, according to him, came from a very, very cold place.The hat on his head is very curious, and Yanmao said that it was the result of casting the wrong boss and standing in the wrong direction.No one knows exactly how old Fran is, but I guess it's around 26.The reason why I refuse to call him Uncle Fran is because I always feel that it would be painful for me to call someone who is more spitting than Yanmao Uncle.Fran seems to be Uncle Liu Dao's apprentice, and he is very good at illusion.If this is the case, I can bear Fran's paralyzed face, which is much better than "kuhahahaha" with open eyes.

Dad's seafood family also has many allied families. In layman's terms, they are traders in charge of selling fishing boats and fishing nets.Mirufiore's leader, Uncle Prynne, likes to eat marshmallows after abusing them in an extremely obscene way.I usually like to wear white clothes, and Yanmao told me that it is called trying to cover up.Uncle Bailan's subordinates, such as Uncle Kikyo, are not normal people, so it's better to have less contact with them.

Uncle Dino, the leader of Gabrielone, is very handsome and has a good figure. It's a pity to be a mafia, otherwise he has a great future.Uncle Dino said that one of the great blessings in his life was to have a daughter as he wished, and he finally escaped from Gongya's clutches.Hey, let me tell you, can you really do this!Because Mao wanted to have a daughter, five came at once, bastard!I can't be the only one left as a man, absolutely not! !

Uncle Dino's younger sister, Issota sister, according to Yanmao's words, the longer the longer the better. Sister Issota is one year younger than Yanmao, and her daughter—I almost vomit blood in the face of this gender, is as old as Yunshu.I am very familiar with his husband. He is Uncle Fancy who has been secretly bullying me and giving me sweets since I was a child. Uncle Fancy is very handsome, very neat and imposing.No wonder Matou Yamamoto once patted me on the shoulder and said, if you hadn’t been good-looking, you would have no future in Pengo Lie.I think about it carefully, it is indeed so.The powerful uncles and sisters around are all members of the Appearance Association.

If you form a cowherd group, you can definitely break new ground, and the profits will be huge.Qian Zhu whispered this to Zi Ran, but Yun Shu accidentally overheard it.After returning home, Yun Shu tugged at his father's sleeve and said, Daddy, don't you have potential to be a cowherd?Note that the word expressing degree has a long sound.So the next day, Uncle Skylark fought with Uncle Zetian in a murderous manner.Hey, Uncle Zetian is so pitiful.

The day before yesterday, my seven younger sisters and I, uh, strangely, Yun Shu also went to Pengo Li's headquarters together.Zi Ran grabbed the corner of my clothes and asked, "Hey, brother, do you know which day of the year is unique?" Dad and Yanmao beat Li Ri to each other, uh, that seems to happen more than once a year.Or Uncle Skylark and Uncle Liudao's friendship day, uh, that seems to be more than once a year.In short, I originally wanted to make a wrong guess on purpose to coax Ziran, but after seeing Qianzhu and Motang squinting at me, obviously contemptuous of my way of soaking in women, I thought about it and gave it up. I got the correct answer, "It's my brother's birthday, right?"

Unexpectedly, Ziran didn't show any disappointment, and replied excitedly: "Guess is right!".In fact, I can't do anything about Ziran's naturalness, especially when I see the eyes of the stars, I feel powerless.

Ah, yes, in two or three weeks it will be my tenth birthday party.It is said that the [-]-day banquet after my birth was the second anniversary of the acquaintance between my father and Yanmao. Well, I still admire my father for the fact that the heart is not as good as the action.Before this, someone sent a birthday gift, and the congratulatory message on it was "Zhengtai-chan~, it will be your tenth birthday soon, right~, Auntie, I can't because I have a perverted boss-san Come here, I can only send this gift. But! But, this gift is made by my aunt herself, full of her infinite love." The signature is "Auntie who loves you~what a~"

Who is it?I have no idea.Yanmao told me that she is a strange sorghum who likes cosplaying transvestites, ah, it would be more appropriate to call her a strange aunt.I don't think she's a good person, and anyone who would send me a pink lace maid outfit is not a good person.And the delivery man, uh, that green hair and those dull eyes look so familiar.

The birthday party came quickly.Previously, Grandpa Reborn——because of this title, our children were beaten badly by him, but we still insisted on it. He suggested how to hold a masquerade party, and everyone agreed.Hey, facing a group of mafia applauding and cheering because of the masquerade, I can only say that I don't know them, really, don't believe me look at my pure eyes 0.0

Said it was a masquerade party, that one over there!The one dressed as a furry monster is obviously Miss Xiaochun, right?That one over there!The one who stepped on his left foot and fell into such a stupid look is obviously Uncle Dino, right?That one over there!Don't think that just by wearing the armband around your neck, I won't be able to see that you are Yunshu!That one over there!Your father's sword doesn't suit you at all. Didn't you see that you are as tall as the sword? Mo Tang!That one over there!At least you should cover up your white hair, Uncle Bailan!Ah Rambo!Don't steal my cake!Yiping can't go there, there is Uncle Skylark there!Rambo will be angry, he will definitely be angry!By the way, Uncle Yunque, you don't have to come here just for Yunshu, otherwise the birthday party will turn into a tragedy, hey!Qianzhu, you are still bullying Uncle Zetian!Miss Jingzi, don't get together with Yanmao to eat yellow peach pie, your husband will be beaten to death by your daughter!Uncle Kusakabe, your baguette is too conspicuous...Uncle Romario, Uncle Dino is calling for you...Uncle Rokudo, you too, don't think that no one will recognize you if you don't speak!The pineapple head is Peng Gelie's second family emblem, hello!

Yanmao said that it is not good to complain too much, and she will not be able to get married just like Fran.Nonsense, Fran couldn't get married in the first place!

In short, the chaotic birthday party speeded up immediately after Uncle Yunque's dissatisfied "Wow, Yunshu, are you going back?"I was in a mixed mood when I saw men in their teens clapping their hands and singing happy birthday, but I don't know about the others.After singing the birthday song, I closed my eyes and made a wish, and then I took the seven sisters together with puffed up cheeks and blew out the candles.We have to do these things that only ordinary children do seven times a year, er, of course the scene of Yunshu's scene is quite scary.

Ever since I knew the identity of my father and the others, I have been thinking, what is the mafia made of?

The best answer is probably that it is the family that makes up the entire Mafia.

[Special episode [-]] Prison Temple Love Story

The author has something to say: so this is the second episode.Please don't pay attention to the literary accent in the article, yes, everything is just a cloud.

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My name is Sugawara Ximu, I am 16 years old and I am studying in Bingsheng Town and Bingsheng High School in Japan.The person I like is Prison Temple.

Prison Temple Jiuyan.They are the returned children from Italy this semester.

But I also know his other name, Zhengtai.

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It's not just me, many, many girls hold such and such feelings towards Senior Prisoner