I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

nxus that bastard!Gangji thought hard.

Calling Yamamoto, the two of them plus a group of subordinates rushed to Valia's headquarters. When they saw the house with no dregs left, Tsuna still burst into tears.

Anyway, it's not entirely impossible for Xanxus to let go.After all, a man like Xanxus is not a person who will completely tear himself apart for a chef. Although his temper is suitable for easy anger, his thinking is also a bit simple in some aspects.As long as he let him vent his anger, things will probably be easier afterwards.It's a pity that the process in the meantime is too young and inappropriate.

Turning his head, Gang Ji looked at the subordinates who brought him solemnly, and ordered: "I will control the attack range of XBurner, so I will protect the ordinary residents within 5000 meters around at the fastest speed, well, be careful not to be discovered .”

"Yes!" The subordinate responded loudly, and then took a deep look at Gang Ji, who inadvertently caught a touch of sympathy.

Ha ha, probably an illusion. ...How could it be an illusion? Hey!Hey, if I knew it earlier, I would have done it earlier and left the eleven generations behind.Ahh Kyoko...

To say that he lost, Gang Ji was very confident that he would not lose.The question is what if Xanxus gets angry and the gun accidentally goes off and he is no longer a man...

Stepping into the pile of ruins, the person who twisted his butt not far away and yelled "Alas, all the masks are destroyed" must have said that he did not know him.After walking a few steps, he suddenly heard the sound of flames spraying, and quickly jumped to the left to take off. The high-speed movement brought by the flames made him narrowly escaped the attack of the flames of anger, but he still felt the heat blowing against his face.

"Yamamoto get out of the way and don't shoot!" Tsuna first reminded Yamamoto on the ground that if Yamamoto made a move, Xanxus would probably be even more angry.

"Oh!" Yamamoto quickly understood Tsunayoshi's meaning and quickly pushed away. He watched the battle with a smile until Skuvalo came from another direction with a yell.Seeing the scene of the friendly meeting between the two, Tsuna was very envious.

Xanxus appears quickly and the two of them...and...then...then...then...but...suddenly...finally....

Oh, the battle is over, congratulations~

The flame on the head gradually extinguished, Tsuna kichi bent down, put his hands on his knees, panting heavily. "Damn Xanxus, you just want to vent your dissatisfaction, hey!Everyone is just discussing and discussing, why are you so serious!After all, it’s great that I’m still a man...」

"Hmph, just fighting at this level has turned into such a stupid look. As expected, you are not enough to cultivate enough." I don't know when the cosplayer Li Baoen sneered, and the corners of his mouth raised meaning unknown.

"What is this level of fighting, Li Baoen!" Gang Ji immediately shouted in good spirits, "And the useless gang and the stupid gang are the same, Li Baoen!"

"Hmph, you'd better consider rebuilding Valia's headquarters first, stupid gang."

"Ah, I know that there is still a title, and I have become a fool again!"

……××××

Life will go on.The pineapple head will always be rippling.No matter how dark today is, tomorrow will come without hindrance.In the future, Valia's headquarters will break down many, many times, and the energetic subordinates will cause many, many troubles in the future, and there will be many, many opportunities to encounter gender crises in the future, but judging from the handling of this time, Rabbit Ji, you are still madamadadane~

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[Special episode [-]] Our generation is Zhengtai! !

My name is Madam.

Of course, this is not my correct name, it's just a nickname. Although it's annoying to use this kind of strange internet language as a name, but since it can make that idiot Yanmao happy, then bear with it.It doesn't matter what my real name is, it's just something that comes in handy when I'm called at school, I just need to know that when Uncle Liudao ripplingly puts a curve symbol after Zhengtai, he's calling me .

As for the identity of Yanmao, the subtle thing is my mother, who should be called mother, but my father told me that it doesn't matter to call that idiot by his full name, if my mother dares to protest, he will be responsible for solving it.

My family, er, before the age of six, my mother told me that my father and Uncle Sawada and Uncle Yamamoto were all engaged in the seafood trade, and that they would supply clams and other high-protein products indefinitely.But I guessed the truth after seeing Uncle Crow's and sister's clothes so abnormally.In fact, Dad was working as a bodyguard for a big villain who specialized in reselling illegal clams.

As for why Uncle Limit is Uncle, but Sister Culom is Sister, you have to know that women are crazy about everything about age.

Back to the topic.When I came to that conclusion and warned Yanmao to stay away from my father so as not to die with a serious face, Yanmao just kept silent for a while and then patted my head and said that he is indeed your father's child. His thinking is subtle.Then my father punched me directly and said that children should not care about adults.

So I just hate men like my father, who are rude and have no brains, but because of the 52 cm height difference between my father and me, I decided to swallow this breath.I'm almost ten years old, so there's no need to be impulsive with someone like Dad, isn't it?

It wasn't until last year that I finally discovered that my father, uncle, and sister in black suits, even Yanmao, were tough characters, legendary characters who mixed with black, and seemed to be a very powerful big family.I thought, how can a normal big villain like my dad hide a summoned beast called Melon in a strange box.

My dad was the first of all these uncles to have children.Uncle Sawada seems to have preemptively got engaged to sister Kyoko, who is shining with the radiance of the healing department all over her body, but the healing department is very pure. Uncle Zetian couldn't help it, so he dragged it off until I was born It was more than a year later that they had twin daughters. Chitake Sawada, who liked to bully Uncle Sawada, and Ziran Sawada, who liked to protect Uncle Sawada very much.

Three months after Qianzhu and Ziran were born, Uncle Ji’s child—also a girl, Sasakawa Yuan, who is proficient in four musical instruments, was also born.I think it's a miracle that Uncle Extreme's brain can come up with this name, and it's even more miraculous to raise such a daughter through Uncle Extreme's personality, but Yan Mao told me that it was the credit of sister Kurokawa.

A year after that, Uncle Yamamoto's child was still a girl.With black hair and brown eyes like Uncle Yamamoto but fair skin like her mother, Masuji Yamamoto has the closest relationship with me.The mothers of the two families and the father of one family nodded and said that they could have a baby kiss or something, but the father of a certain family was on fire and couldn't vent.Well, although Dad and Uncle Yamamoto don't have a good relationship, Dad doesn't seem to dislike Motang very much.Probably because Motang does resemble Yanmao sometimes.Mo Tang tilted her head and thought about why her father kept smiling so silly, and she was also very cute.Well, this cuteness is different from Xiao Yuan's cuteness.

What Yanmao praised the most was that cold Uncle Skylark when I was two years old—even though Yanmao kept calling him Bird God, he suddenly brought his wife to a grand ball, and there was a Ruan Ruanxiang Xiang's little sister.The younger sister named Yunque Yunshu who likes to wear red fan armbands on her head is very cute, but unfortunately I have been afraid to get close to Uncle Yunque's lustful power.As for the dignified and courteous lady, according to what Yan Mao said was Uncle Skylark's favorite type, Yamato Nadeshiko and the killer without blinking an eye.Wow, what a great woman.Uncle Sawada said regretfully that it is a pity that the bride is not Bingsheng.Who is Bing Sheng?I think it must be a very beautiful woman.

Although I don't really understand the reason, the couples except for the father, Yanmao, all looked relieved after giving birth to their daughters, and lamented that they finally escaped the tragic fate of the child's tragic death under Skylark's hands. of.Does it mean that Uncle Skylark doesn't hit girls?who knows.In fact, Uncle Skylark is not that scary, at least he notified Uncle Zetian immediately after he broke my second rib on the right.Well, although Dad was very angry in the end.I just admire a man like Uncle Skylark. It's really wonderful to write the words "I am the only one".Maybe it’s because of my sincerity, but Yanmao told me that it’s mostly because sister Yunshu helped me speak well. Uncle Yunque rarely nodded and agreed to tutor me in fighting skills occasionally, but he didn’t care if I was disabled.

So sister Yunshu is very cute.Probably the people who pursue her in the future will be littered with dead bodies.

In this case, only uncle Liudao and sister Kurom are left unaccounted for.Although he was very worried about Sister Culom, Yan Mao said that he would become bald if he kept thinking about this kind of problem.

When people get old, they like to reminisce about the past.For example, Uncle Zetian likes to tell our children about his youth when he is free.It is said that the wedding between Dad and Yanmao was a mess, and Yanmao's sentence "Ah, Pineapple Head, you are here too" caused a tragedy.In short, the scene was chaotic, Pineapple Rain and bombs entered together, and Shiyu Cangyanliu also flew for a while.In order to save his life, Yan Mao tore off half of the hem of the haute couture wedding dress, stepped on [-]cm Sergio Rossi high heels and ran away.It is said that Uncle Sawada paid for the Pronovias wedding dress, so in memory of the wedding dress that is only worth a few rags, he got angry and started a fight with Uncle Liudao.