I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

Since the ring is hanging on the chest, it is not used to light the flame. It may be a ring from a lover or other souvenirs. "Gangji put his hand around Jingzi's waist, "Okay, don't think so much.Come have dinner with me later. "

"En." Jingzi responded softly, a faint blush appeared on her cheeks.

"that……"

An untimely voice sounded, Gang Ji frowned, and turned his head, it turned out that he woke up from a coma and accidentally bumped into the lover Qingqingwowoyanmao.

Jingzi left the room in good time, only Gangji and Yanmao were left in the room.

"I'm sorry to disturb your pleasure." Yanmao said without sincerity, "But——I didn't fall into the water or escape from the fire. Why did you change my clothes into a suit?"

Gangji smiled, his eyes gleamed brightly: "Come here, come to me."

"Huh?" Yanmao was taken aback, and several bold and shadowed words of "Office Romance" with pink bubbles appeared in his mind.However, the words of the mafia... the word office romance doesn't seem to be appropriate.Despite his doubts, Yanmao obediently walked to Gangji's side, the leather chair behind the heavy desk.

"So?" Yan Mao still didn't understand.

Gangji sat upright: "Do you think you look like my new secretary?"

Yanmao finally understood.The reason why I want to change my casual clothes into a suit is so that someone who accidentally enters the chief's office will not regard himself as the new love number one that the chief conceals from the chief's wife.In short, all for love~

"Kyoko told me that when she was helping you change your clothes, she saw a ring hanging on your chest." Tsuna brought up this topic intentionally or unintentionally,

"Kyoko?Mrs. Judaime? 』

"Oh, that." Yanmao pretended to be indifferent, "It's a souvenir that was forced on me by a shameless friend before becoming a mafia."

"Actually, it was forced on me by a group of shameless friends who became mafia. 』Yanmao added inwardly.

"You are from Valia, right?" Tsuna seemed to believe her answer, and her attention shifted quickly.

"Eh?" Yanmao didn't keep up with Gangji's jumping thinking for a moment, "ah, yes. I'm under Lanshou Bell."

"I already know about this." Tsuna replied, shaking the golden credit card in his hand, "It's not good to steal things at a young age."

"Yes—" Yanmao replied dejectedly. "It's over, it's over, I ran out without money. 』

"You don't have a place to go recently, do you?" Tsuna was very understanding and didn't ask questions like "Why did you escape from Valia".

"Yes." Yanmao looked at Gangji warily.

"Then move to my house~" Gang Ji smiled brightly.

"……puff--"

"Don't make that expression, Kyoko won't mind~"

"A jealous woman is scary, Judaime-sama."

~

"Is this really good, Li Baoen?" Gang Ji took a sip of coffee and asked the tutor standing on the window sill, "—let a strange girl stay here."

"You really don't remember her?" Li Baoen smiled contemptuously, "You're really stupid, you're such a loser." But after a while, he said again, "Well, the news about Valia should be soon. coming."

Tsuna quickly understood what Li Baoen meant, and when his subordinates conveyed the news of Valia's request for communication to him with a look of horror:

〖The boss of Valia wiped out Valia's headquarters in Italy, and Scovalo was furious〗

"It's going to cost money again..." Tsunayoshi thought helplessly, while calculating how much it would cost to rebuild the Valia headquarters.

Faced with the people who squandered Vongola’s money at will and caused a financial deficit, Tsuna just wanted to freeze them and throw them to the Antarctic. By the way, he communicated with his father who was digging oil in the Antarctic, and said that Nana’s mother missed him.

"What is the identity of this Yanmao—" Gang Ji looked at the little baby who was smiling unfathomably, and immediately felt a sense of loss of strength.

~

『—I’m just a cook. 』Yanmao looked very innocent.

first meet

"Judaimu, actually, I've always wanted to ask you something." Yanmao said to Tsunayoshi who was taking a break, "Where are my white sneakers with red laces?"

"Because it really can't be worn with a suit, I asked Kyoko to help you pack it in your luggage." Tsuna Yoshi replied.

"Oh." Yanmao thought silently in his heart, "I also wore these shoes when I was wearing Valia's uniform, and I don't think there is anything wrong..."

Suddenly, a subordinate knocked on the door and walked into the office, handed Tsuna a piece of paper and went out again.

"Because Li Baoen said that this is a great opportunity to understand the strength of Pengelie's ordinary team members, so I gave you this physical fitness test..." Gang Ji looked at the girl in front of him, and tried to be euphemistic, "Sure enough, after seeing the results, you will only be able to see the results. Have you been hit..."

In his hand, Leon turned into a hammer for a while, and a whip for a while, and he stuffed it back in the form of a pistol when Gangji's eyes tried to stop him, and he spoke after a while, his voice was waxy and soft, full of childishness : "Well, it's just a reenactment of the scene when Izuku was 15 years old."

"As a high-level cadre, how on earth did you survive in Valia..." Tsuna asked feebly.

"I haven't been on a mission for three and a half years," Yan Mao blinked, and Zhan Jin's pupils flashed an innocent look, "so I'm lucky to have survived until now."

"How should I tell you the truth? Judaime... For three and a half years, whenever someone attacked Valia's headquarters, the boss closed his eyes in the office, and I worked on Parmaham in the kitchen, and Sky Lanshi slept outside the kitchen door." Afternoon nap... Judaime, who I want to die. 』

"What about your life in Valia's headquarters?" Tsuna obviously didn't believe it very much, "Bell's flying knives are so dangerous, and Skuvalo's frequent outbreaks are very lethal, whether it is his voice or his sword, and xanxus ...No matter what, you can't survive——!"

Yanmao babbled nonsense: "I am weak and thin, and I have zero sense of existence, so Captain Bell will throw a knife, and Captain Skuvalo will always ignore me when he gets mad. No, the place where I stand is actually too remote. As for Master Xanxus, I haven't touched it yet, so my life is safe."

"Actually, I had too much contact with the boss so he didn't kill me... As for Captain Bell's knife, Judaime is actually used to being stabbed. 』

"Then how did you become a high-level cadre?" Tsuna asked another question.

Yanmao made stars eyes, with a very pitiful and innocent look: "I don't know about this."

"Judaime, what kind of stupid question is this? I can't even make up the answer... Judaime, you have such an expression, you are really complaining..."

"It seems that tutors are in great need." Li Baoen said suddenly.

"Why does a cook need a tutor!" 』Yanmao shouted in his heart, completely ignoring the fact that Li Baoen could read minds: "Let me fend for myself. . . . Judaime is Mao, you have already started screening candidates!"

"The chaos in Valia caused by Yanmao's departure is not as serious as usual, and it is enough to show her special importance.Therefore, it is best for a tutor to be someone who knows the basics, who can protect her, teach her, and ensure that she does not run away.Can more people know about this kind of thing, the candidate for the tutor... 』 Tsunaki thought to himself, and came to a conclusion: "—Sure enough, the candidate for the tutor should be one of the guardians."

"Huh?" Yanmao was stunned.

Ignoring Yanmao's reaction, Tsunayoshi thought further, "I can't handle all the official documents every day, so I'll just exclude them... Just ignore Hibari's words.Yan Mao would probably vomit blood and die if he followed Brother Ping.Yamamoto's words would be milder, but I guess Yanmao can't understand his teaching method.In terms of gender compatibility, Collom is the best candidate, but it is a bit troublesome for Rokudo Mukuro.Lan Bo is not old enough to train Yanmao.kindness……"

Picking up the receiver resolutely, Gangji lightly pressed a speed dial button on the phone with his slender fingers. With three beeps, the phone was picked up, and a voice unfamiliar to Yanmao came from inside: "What's the matter?" Is something wrong, Judaime?"

"Ah, Mr. Prison Temple," Gang Ji reported the name of the loyal dog Peng Gelei Lanshou in Yanmao's mind, "Actually, I have something to trouble you, so come here immediately."

"I haven't agreed yet, Judaime. 』Yanmao made a silent reminder in his heart. 『Master Xanxus, your pet cat will be killed by canines. 』

~

"Tch, since it is the request of Judai..."

After reading Yanmao's physical fitness test result form, and looking at the respectable Pengelie Judaimu with a look of hope, the silver-haired Lanshou spit out such a sentence with a foul expression.

"Trouble you, Prison Lord." Tsunaji smiled very gently, "Ah, yes, Prison Lord. When you train Yanmao, don't think about technical aspects, start practicing directly, as long as speed, strength or explosive power It’s enough to improve. Others, you don’t need to…” In short, format your mind with that set of theoretical knowledge.

"I see, Judaime." Prison Temple withdrew his displeased face towards Yanmao, and twisted