I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

"Tutor" I'm not a bomb so please don't throw me out

brief introduction:

After cooking meat for xanxus for three and a half years, Yanmao, a member of Lanshou's team under Varia Lanshoubeier's Assassination Unit of Pengelie's assassination unit, has learned a lot. With meat in hand, he is absolutely not afraid of the ghost animal boss saying " The Dutch cows are tired" followed by "Go away, trash."

——Ahaha, how could you not be afraid.

Because he was fed up with the days of facing the violent boss every day, Yanmao, whose mind was caught by the door, took the credit card of Prince Bell, which he had finally obtained, and escaped from the headquarters of Valia smoothly.

——Success, your sister.

The next day Yanmao was picked up by a baby in a suit on the shoulder of Master Rabbit Ji with wide kelp tears. A week later, Master Rabbit Ji threw him to Lanshou Prison Lord because of his inability to move. The days of bombs.

I don't know if Master Prison Temple likes to eat meat?

Thanks to Huan Jiang/Huan Sang/Huan Jun for the cover =v=

I've been thinking about it for a long time... I need a red "completed" to comfort my soul and inspire me to fill in my pit...

escape from waria

What kind of organization is Valia?

——Peng Lie's assassination force, with superior strength.

——The six guardians have eccentric personalities and live happily.

——Except for the long-haired combat captain, the high-level cadres only eat and do nothing.

——Including Douding complaining about the prince's disease, the uncle who died of human monsters, ghosts and animals, and a beautiful silver-haired boy with a loud voice.

"The above thoughts are really one-sided. 』The black-haired girl curled her lips and straightened her neat bangs. "Walia is—"

"A boss who loves meat leads a group of subordinates who love meat. 』

The steak sizzled in the pan.

This black-haired girl is named Yanmao, she is nineteen years old, and she belongs to the Lanshou unit of Valya Lanshoubeier, the Peng Lie assassination unit, and her duty is to cook for the boss.

——It doesn't sound outrageous at all.

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Get up on time at six o'clock in the morning, and start a distorted day with Yanmao, a girl who is set to be super energetic and complains about the natural dull girl.

It was 06:30 in the morning after preparing the breakfast for high-level cadres with five times the amount of ordinary people.In fact, those high-level cadres don’t eat that much. The premise is that they don’t use the dining table as a battlefield, don’t use eggs as bombs, and don’t show the spirit of friendship and call out the animals when eating.If they can be quieter while eating, Valia's income and expenditure will be much more balanced, and I believe that the tenth generation of Pengel will also be very happy.

"As expected, my setting is the life of a housewife with a girl's heart. ’ Yanmao sighed.Turn around, walk softly to the door of the last room on the left on the third floor, and wait for Boss Valia to get up from the moment of waking up to the second before going to bed.

"Rubbish,"

A deep bass came from the room, and Yanmao clearly smoothed his bangs again, put his hands together and prayed that he could still prepare tomorrow's breakfast, and then twisted the white doorknob.The pure white sneakers with red laces have not yet adapted to the soft carpet in the house, and Boss Valia, who is sitting on the boss chair, has already issued an order: "Oysters from Prince Edward Island."

『OystersfromPrinceEdward Island, the translation is Prince Oysters.I don't know how Captain Bell will feel. 』

After spending half an hour explaining to xanxus why it is not good to eat such greasy food in the morning, xanxus finally nodded and agreed to change the breakfast to pasta Linguine Pescatore with Italian red wine.

"Boss is just hungry and wants to have breakfast early, so stop my nagging and let me make pasta." 』

It was already eight o'clock after xanxus had breakfast, Yanmao let out a long sigh of relief as he pushed the silver trolley where the tableware was placed, and entered the kitchen on the first floor.

"Actually, the kitchen is the most luxurious place in the entire Valia Italy headquarters."

As soon as he stepped onto the marble floor in the kitchen, which was different from the wooden hallway floor, Yanmao received a warm greeting from Lusilia: "Ah, Yanmaojiang, good morning~ Is the boss ready to eat?" Ass twist.

Yanmao just wanted to agree, but the nerves that had just been relaxed were tense again, and subconsciously staggered a few steps to the left, and a few delicate knives flew past his ears, followed by a perverted voice mixed with special laughter , "Hee hee hee, it's still a little bit~"

"Senior Yanmao——" Fran boy with a frog head on his head opened his dull mint-colored pupils, raised his thin left hand and waved it up and down, saying hello to Yanmao.

『As expected, Fran is the only normal child in this world. 』

Before seeing Fran being stabbed with three small knives, Yanmao had always held this idea.

Her relationship with Levi is not bad, because her relationship with the bastard boss has always been delicate.

Under normal circumstances, she can be sure of her own safety, even in Valia, where Godzilla gathers.Because no one dares to touch someone whom the big monster named xanxus agrees with.

"Boss bastard, thank you for rescuing me from the loud voice of the long-haired combat captain time and time again in the past three and a half years. Yan Mao will be grateful all his life.But... this kind of mother-san who cooks for everyone in the mafia every day is finally getting tired of it. 』

"If I am lucky enough to live to menopause in Valia, I will definitely be destroyed by the white-haired combat captain who is also menopausal. 』

"If you want to eat meat dishes... there are many good cooks in the world, although not all of them have the guts to stop you from eating steak in the morning. 』

"I was only 19 years old, and you were hooked by wild cats at that time, and you set foot on the road of infatuation and don't look back. 』

"Finally, Bell, thank you for the credit card, someone will send you the bill for me. 』

Yanmao, the exclusive meat chef of Valia's boss, went out to buy Dutch dairy cows, which was just a very common thing.It wasn't until the super-vigorous girl with black hair and bangs blew a tantrum for twelve hours that Xanxus, who was hungry and wanted to eat meat, finally realized the importance of the matter.

"Hey! Tell me about that bastard boss!! The chef is not the only one, so don't let me smash the Varia Villa!!!" Skuaro suddenly appeared on his head after receiving the report from his subordinates. Count the intersections.

"Hehehe, the boss seems to be angry."

"I feel that senior is afraid——...It hurts——"

"Yanmaojiang is really ~ just left us like this ~ I am so sad~"

"I feel that Elder Sister Luce is grieving for her own life—"

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Walking on the streets of Italy, Yan Mao was completely uninterested.

"What is this bad feeling about being a woman..."

When she saw Pengele Judaime who was out on vacation and the little baby in a black suit on his shoulder, she clenched her right fist and tapped the flat palm of her left hand, "Oh——, I see. 』

"Although Judaime-sama certainly doesn't remember me, that perverted baby doesn't have to be. ’ the dark-haired girl thought to herself.

Obviously, Yanmao, who is ignorant and simple, doesn't know anything about mind reading.

"Hmph." Li Baoen sneered, stretched out his hand and lowered the brim of his hat, "Stupid Gang, go to that girl."

"?" Gang Ji followed the gaze of the tutor, and it turned out to be a girl with black hair tied into a ponytail and neat bangs.Although it looks ordinary, it does feel very familiar.

Seeing that Judaime was walking towards him with a gentle smile, the baby in the black suit had a strange expression, and the alarm bells rang in Yanmao's head.Thinking in a beastly way, Yanmao felt that he was in danger, so he ran away, but he was grabbed by the shoulder immediately.Not much force but enough to keep her from escaping.Yanmao didn't need to turn around to imagine how Master Judaimu held her shoulders with a gentle smile.

"Things are getting serious. 』Yanmao had a clever premonition.

Reluctantly turned around, before he could turn around, his neck felt numb, "Oh, I knew it." 』Yanmao sighed hastily and then lost consciousness.

What is sacred

"Clap."

The door was pushed open, and the brown-haired girl came out softly.In fact, the floor was covered with thick wool carpets, so there was no need to worry about the sound of footsteps, but her nature made her be careful.

Seeing the girl, Sawada Tsunayoshi laughed before saying anything: "Have you changed your clothes yet?"

"Hey." Kyoko smiled and sat down next to Tsuna, "How did that kid faint?"

"It's probably heatstroke." Tsunaki covered up the lie with a harmless smile.

"Gun-jun, if it's the mafia, it's better not to take others home casually."

"It's okay, that kid is originally a mafia~"

"Really?" Kyoko was a little surprised, but immediately calmed down. She even accepted the fact that Tsuna Tsuna is the mafia leader, so the girl didn't look so strange, "The one who is helping her change clothes At that time, I saw a ring hanging on her chest with a silver chain. I thought it was so big," Jingzi stretched out his hand and gestured the size, "It looks very similar to Gang-kun's ring. Can you tell which family she belongs to based on this? It's better to send her back earlier."

"That girl is from Vengley so don't worry. That