i spent the summer in gotham

591.

The trip to another world is over, the sky is already bright, and it is estimated that it will be Ah Fu's breakfast time in about half an hour.

I dragged my tired body, ready to sneak back to my bedroom.

Dick yawned, "So tired."

Tim responded lightly, closed his eyes, and fell straight back, lying on Jason's bed.

"Oh fuck!" Jason yelled, "You didn't even take a shower, get out of my bed!"

Tim's face was serene, and he happily pulled Jason's quilt to cover his stomach. He just had the ability to completely ignore Jason's beeps, and started snoring after a few seconds.

"It's too fake, how can someone snore and fall asleep so quickly!" Jason shook his shoulder violently, but Tim turned a deaf ear.

Dick was already lying down on the sofa in Jason's room, covering his knees with a small blanket, "Good night everyone, I'm going to sleep."

"Fuck!" Before Tim could get up, Dick fell down again, and Jason was furious, "You all go back to my room and sleep!"

My eyes fell on the soft quilt next to Tim.

The soft bedding like clouds exudes the smell of sunshine, and it is the safest place in the world.There's nothing quite as warm and cozy as going to bed.

Before I knew it, I had already walked up to Jason, and I jumped straight into his eyes full of grief and indignation because of being betrayed.

Cool--

"..." Jason was speechless, and it took a long time before he cursed secretly, "What afuckglife!"

He tucked us up like a mother, found a spot between Tim and me and went to sleep.

Timothy ducked and watched coldly for a long time, then nimbly jumped onto the bed, condescended to find a place by the pillow, and closed his eyes.

592.

After half an hour.

Ah Fu, who was downstairs and didn't wait for us to go downstairs for breakfast, pushed us away from the bedroom.

After looking for several bedrooms one after another, Ah Fu pushed open the door of Jason's bedroom without seeing anyone.

We fell asleep sprawled in Jason's bedroom.Dick's upper body dropped to the floor on the rug, Tim and Jason's legs were tied in knots on the bed, and I turned at a [-]-degree angle with my feet on their bowed legs.

Ah Fu: ...

The old butler showed a slightly cool smile, "It seems that the young masters and ladies must have secretly added food for themselves last night."

The hair on my back was still in my sleep, and I woke up suddenly. I looked around in my sleepy eyes. Everyone was lying on the bed in a standard sleeping position. The only dick blanket lying on the sofa covered from head to toe.

Why did I dream of being caught by Ah Fu while eating supper? It must be a dream, it's too scary.

I fell back limply and rubbed Timothy's soft, fluffy feathers.

Ah, it's so comfortable, it must feel good when used as a pillow.

593.

Sweetheart Pig Daddy must be secretly proud, because this is the only time he wakes up earlier than us.

When the few of us were awakened by Damian's ruthless lifting of the quilt, my father had already maintained a dignified and elegant posture, drinking tea in the restaurant and waiting for lunch.

Damian frowned contemptuously, "The slaughterhouse is cleaner than yours."

We didn't change our clothes, we just washed the blood off our bodies in Gotham Bay, so that now Jason's quilt sheets are a mess, smelling weirdly from Arkham Asylum mixed with fast food fried chicken.

Dick's eyes were blank, and there was nothingness in his blue eyes when he looked closely, "What time is it?"

Damian said coldly, "At one o'clock, Pennyworth is already preparing meals."

"One o'clock," Dick said with empty eyes, "I won't eat supper, call me again in the morning."

He lay back as he was, with his hands folded on his stomach.

Damian: ...

Tim whimpered and put his head under the pillow and played dead.

Damian walked over, the sight of death piercing his face and reaching his brain.Tim was unmoved, and the happy little purrs began again.

Damian: ? ? ?

Damian didn't dare to answer the question, "Are you pretending to sleep so fast?"

Jason mechanically turned his head to look at Damian, and walked into the toilet dumbfounded.Damian's eyes followed him into the toilet, and after a while, he couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You've got your mouthwash cup upside down, Todd."

"Oh? Oh." Jason responded blankly, turned the mouthwash cup in his hand with the bottom facing the sky in the other direction, and continued to use the bottom of the cup to catch water.

Damian: ...

I squirmed like an earthworm on the bed, groped for the quilt in Damian's hand with my eyes closed, and burrowed right in.

Damian couldn't hold back his fan-shaped statistical graph face anymore, he folded his arms, "Did you become thieves last night?"

I hummed under the covers, "I'm making a salad."

Timothy Duck next to my head quacked in unison.

Damian: ?

The little boy's head is full of question marks, is he excluded, isn't he?

Damian looked around, his eyes swept over the mentally handicapped brothers and sisters.

Do you think he's going to be sad about it, and be devastated?

How can it be!

Hmph, now both the name of Batman and the assets of Wayne Enterprises belong to him, Damian Wayne!

No one else wants to divide his property!

594.

The four of us went to the table numbly, completely ignoring the disapproving stares from both Dad and Ah Fu.

Tim held a cup of coffee in his hand, and he drank half of it with trembling hands.

In an instant, no exaggeration, in an instant, little stars began to pop up around him.The young president was full of energy and greeted my father and Ah Fu, "Good afternoon."

Jason next to me had question marks filling the restaurant's head, "Is he some kind of robot that can be used on a charge?"

Dick murmured, "Is this magic coffee with magic hairspray?" He poured half a cup from the jug and mustered up the courage to choke it down in one gulp.

Jason and I watched as Dick slammed his head on the dining table with a bang.

Jason reached out and poked Dick's face, but nothing happened.

Dick was dead asleep at the dinner table.

Tim on the side is still jumping out of little stars.I may have been so sleep deprived that the little stars in the hallucinations were falling on Dick's head, and Dick fell on the table as if he had been poisoned by that cup of coffee.

I stuttered in horror, "D-Dick is okay?" I pushed him, pulled a hair out of his head, and he didn't respond at all.

Jason's eyes went back and forth between Dick and Tim several times. He took the coffee pot vigilantly, poured a third of the cup, sniffed it, and drank it after confirming that it was not poisonous.

Boom—Jason fell too, very quickly, leaving me sitting on the table blankly.

Why do you fall so quickly, I suspect you are just looking for reasons to sleep!

Damn it, should I drink this cup of coffee or not?

Ah Fu gently moved the coffee pot away from us and poured us each a glass of vegetable juice.

I picked up the vegetable juice and smelled it. The smell of bitter melon hit my face, and I put on a pain mask.

What did I do wrong, when did I offend Ah Fu, what mistake did I get caught, Ah Fu wants to drink bitter melon juice for me!

Tim stopped popping little stars out, he swallowed his saliva, picked up the vegetable juice in his hand and whispered to me, "Usually when Fu brings this up, it means something is wrong, I suggest you drink it obediently."

Then I might as well drink coffee like Dick and Jason and just fall down.

Tim picked up the vegetable juice and drank it down in one gulp!

He maintained the gesture of raising the cup for more than ten seconds, and fell down with the cup, leaving me with wide-eyed eyes in horror.

A friendly and kind smile appeared on Ah Fu's face, "I added three drops of tranquilizer to the coffee, and doubled the dose to the vegetable juice. Miss Cizhang, do you want coffee or vegetable juice?"

My hands were trembling, "Da, Da Lang drink medicine?"

595.

I chose coffee and I poured down heroically.

May the four of us eat supper in heaven without being caught by Ah Fu.

596.

When I woke up again, I was lying in my room,

"Da Lang, you're awake." A female voice said with a smile.

I turned my head and saw a woman sitting by my bed, holding a little black cat with a reluctant face in her hand.

Her appearance is similar to mine, but she is more imposing, with black hair tied into a low ponytail and hanging down her cheeks.

It's a bit good-looking and attractive, would you like to be my No.20 sixth wife!

"I already have a wife," the woman said seriously, "If a person who has a wife becomes someone else's wife, isn't that unlimited nesting of dolls?"

You have a point, but who are you?

"The ducks your family raises now," the young lady circled her temples with her fingers, "my family's."

It's you, Feng Aotian, a double cultivator of medicine and sword!

The little sister threw the black cat in her hand on my bed, "Look, the cat is also brought to you this time, and you just happened to be able to shoot a version of "Cats and Ducks" in the mansion."

Is our Wayne Mansion a zoo branch?

The little sister understood the speechlessness in my heart, smiled, and tried to confuse me with beauty, "Hey, isn't this Jason going on a trip, no one will take the troublemaker at home."

I think back to Jason's scary equipment, with Zhao Quide's prosthetic limbs, he doesn't even need to drive out, he can fly directly like Iron Man.

Damian Maomao gasped at the young lady in dissatisfaction, but the young lady lightly pressed her head with her fingers and buried it in the quilt, "If you continue to make noise, I will replace you with a hamster body."

Damian the cat is as quiet as a mouse.

I grabbed Damian Maomao and rua the cat's head, "I have a question."

"You want to ask Li Quyi, right?" The young lady showed a troubled expression, "Hiss, that bastard is really complicated."

She shrugged at me, "I'll show you a lesson from the past," her face darkened, "Li Quyi is our natural sword bone."

... What does she mean?

"All of our practice is based on this natural sword bone, and the purpose of practice is to control it in the end. That's why my mother threw us to Shushan Mountain when I was young." The young lady said, "Because Ordinary people can't even stand one of our sword bone riots."

She sat on the edge of my bed and raised her legs, "Back then, the little trash with nine tails didn't talk about martial arts, so he sneaked up on us when we opened the sixth sword bone."

"So we only have five and a half sword bones that can shine," I continued, "I thought the other half didn't work?"

"No, it actually succeeded." The young lady glanced at me, "It's just, um, dug out. So whether we just open six sword bones and seal them to be ordinary people, or shape the sword body , is impossible.”

I was slightly taken aback.

The young lady said casually, "I just thought of a way to separate the natural sword bone, but I can't let it disappear, otherwise I will follow to the west."

No wonder Li Quyi doesn't seem to be able to fight, he really can't fight, he is the natural sword bone that I abandoned.His cultivation is doomed to only stay at the level of five and a half sword bones. That is not his cultivation, but the cultivation that I will abandon in the future.

"The reason for this is a bit complicated. In short, he has his own intelligence and inherited our memory." The young lady said with a guilty conscience, "Just, just treat it as an extra brother."

"Then you want to practice from the beginning?" I asked, "He said that you have already opened the eighth sword bone, how many years has it been?"

The young lady laughed dryly, "The first time is raw and the second time is familiar."

She pointed to her spine, which is where the natural sword bone exists. "I pulled out my spine, and now it is a lotus root bone. In a good way, it is still the same style as Nezha."

I took a breath, "Am I so brave in the future, and I still pump my spine."

If one is not careful, won't it become a caterpillar?

The young lady gave her a thumbs up, "Zhao Quide also advertised to me, saying that if we don't succeed, he will give us a steel spine and change our career to become a humanoid computer angel heart."

This scene is jumping a little too fast, so be sober!

She said to me, "Listen to me, the lotus root spine is much stronger than the steel spine, and it can bloom in summer to enjoy the shade."

You go away, I don't want this kind of welfare at all!

"You can still eat the lotus seeds. There are snacks anytime, anywhere."

Eh——heh, I suddenly felt a little bit moved.

"It's that only a few lotus pods can be formed in a year, which is a bit small."

Oh, forget it.

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