i spent the summer in gotham

1.

This is no ordinary night, at least not for Gotham.

Ever since the Scarecrow announced to the citizens of Gotham that there would be an attack tomorrow, the city lost millions of people overnight, leaving only the police and villains.

Only one person can save the city tonight.

That man is Batman.

He just drove the Batmobile head-on into the river, and now he's up and down Gotham Bay with the Batmobile.

Fortunately, there were no witnesses at the scene, so Batman's reputation will not be ruined.

...Although it is not very good.

2.

My name is Li Cizhang, a first-year graduate student at Shushan University.

I am a mixed race of Chinese and American, Immortals. I am currently living a happy and difficult life of cultivating immortals in the 21st century. Occasionally, I will go to my father's place to get together with my husky brothers and sisters during the holidays.

The above is the previous situation.

Right now I'm in my father's body in an unknown parallel universe.

When I arrived at the scene, my dad was driving the Batmobile on a rampage through the streets of Gotham where there were only villains left. When I suddenly took over, my mentality collapsed.

Let me tell you first, immortal cultivators don't take the driver's license test, we can fly with the sword.

I can fly, so why bother to get a driver's license? That's something Kryptonians would do.

I'm not a Kryptonian, so of course I can't drive, so it's not uncommon for me to be incapable of steering the Batmobile.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Accompanied by such screams, it is normal for people and cars to rush into the river after hitting several pillars one after another, and slowly sink into Gotham Bay.

Don’t ask me why I don’t choose voice control and autopilot, I just didn’t respond for a while, except for the Batmobile, even your wife can’t promise you after you shout.

3.

The Batmobile is indeed a Batmobile. It is very smart. After accompanying me into the river, it automatically turned on the suspension mode and floated up from the river.

Me: Wow, awesome.

The thoughtful Batmobile sent me ashore.

The Batmobile and I parked calmly on the side of the road.

What am I going to do next?

"Who are you?" a voice said inside me.

You are my father, I thought so, but I would not say so.

"I'm the portable grandfather who hides in the ring and comes to teach you how to transform into a horse."

My father in the parallel world hidden in his body pondered for a moment, then calmly said, "You have played Yaochen's trick once."

"At a fast food restaurant."

! !

Miscalculation, it turned out to be an acquaintance, isn't this Xiaojie's poor pig daddy?

A meme has played twice in front of the same person, a big dereliction of duty!

Next time I will definitely answer, "I am not talented, but I am the owner of the fruit of face."

Poor Daddy Pig asked, "Who the hell are you?"

I patted the thick chest muscles that once belonged to the poor pig and now belong to me, "Damian is who you are, and I am who you are."

I smiled slightly, "Hello, Dad."

Being able to appreciate the intracranial tsunami in the parallel world at a super close distance is enough for my brothers to pay for it.

4.

I discussed it with the poor pig, and the control of the body cannot be handed over for the time being, he will direct me to complete the task tonight.

The Batmobile autopilots us to the city, and once we get there, the Batmobile doesn't work.

There are too many streets and alleys in Gotham, and the huge size of the Batmobile determines that it can only take the main road.Of course, in the hands of family members who catch shrimps by car per capita, it can take all kinds of weird paths.

But I can't, I'm embarrassing my family, woo woo.

Poor dad taught me how to move around the city with a hooklock gun.

"Press F to eject the claw..."

?

Is there something strange mixed in?

Forget it, never mind.

5.

I'm still very familiar with the hooklock gun, after all, the family swings this thing every day and flies from building to building.

I've always found it amazing how this works, that a few claws and a rope can carry over 200 pounds and turn cities into Tarzan's forests.I have long wanted to try it too!

……

"You're falling," Dad said calmly.

Ok, I know.

"Below you is the river."

Well, I know that too.

"The hook misses the spot, and you jump out."

Hmm, don't say woo woo, shame on you.

6.

One cannot step into the same river twice.

Neither can I.

During the fall, I threw the hook-lock gun, and just when my father thought that I was too panicked to even hold the gun steadily, and was thinking of replacing Ye Yi, the hook-lock gun that I threw flew back.

I adjusted my body shape in the air, stepped on the hook-lock gun suspended in the air, the hook-lock gun shook unsteadily, and finally stopped my falling posture.

I stepped on the hook to lock the gun in a golden rooster independent posture, and hovered in the air.

Poor dad: ...

Dad didn't even speak for a moment, and I cast a spell to enlarge the hook-lock gun, put my feet on it, and fly the gun.

Comfortable, people really still have to do what they are good at.

Dad finally recovered his voice, "You are Li Shuwen's daughter."

I knew you had met my mother, otherwise how could you know how to fight!

Dad saw how I flew out of the hurricane, and asked again, "Is your teacher Yan Ting? I fought against him before for landlords."

!!!

Well, pig daddy, what other surprises do you have that I don't know about?

The buddy my master said before was the one who cheated with my mother, right?

7.

I stepped on the hook to lock the gun and fell from the sky, knocking down countless troublemakers.

Unfortunately, my father's body is not as invulnerable as my main body, so I can only restrain my style of play as much as possible.

I heard a criminal whose tooth I knocked out said in horror, "Batman can fly by stepping on a gun! He really is a bat monster!"

I:……

father:……

The other criminal whose leg was broken by me didn't even care about his own leg crying, and retorted loudly, "No, he must be a Kryptonian. The gun is just a cover for him. Batman is actually a Kryptonian bat!"

I:?

father:?

In the end, I broke the toothless villain's leg and knocked out one of the broken leg villain's teeth.

8.

The Barbara of this world is still in a wheelchair. I know that Barbara had a difficult time, but she bravely stood up and faced a completely different life.

I am so proud of her.

She and Tim of this world are lovers.

...? ?

Wait, what? ? ?

What the hell did she like about muscular Tim, for his big muscles and sexy inch plate, so even Dick's ass can be given up? ? ?

This question wasn't answered until I met the Dick of this world.

The dicks of this world don't have a sticky ass.

OMG!

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There's a universe where Dick loses his ass!

Dick -! ! !

9.

Although my mental activity seemed lively, things were not going well.

Poor Daddy Pig is off the hook and has to allow the Dicks and Tims of this world to come in and help.

We were running around the city, and it was at this critical moment that Barbara was kidnapped.

However, before we went to the rescue, a mysterious person successfully brought her out of danger.Meanwhile, a mysterious militia appears in Gotham.

This well-trained team has brought the chaos of Gotham under control, bringing an even more terrifying unknown threat.

Gunships soared across the sky, tanks rumbled over road gravel, and they swarmed the man at the front and center of the line.

The knight in armor was also the one who rescued Barbara. When I arrived at the scene, I thought I was going to have a hard fight with him. Unexpectedly, he turned off the electronic sound and greeted me with a familiar tone. .

"Long time no see, old man, your skills have regressed a lot."

I:! !

father:! !

It's you, Jackie the Cat!

You are back as a mechanical cat!

10.

So I also greeted him, "Long time no see, Xiaojie, do you still remember me?"

I could feel the doubts coming from the mechanical cat through the high-tech hood, and I kindly reminded him, "Fast food restaurant."

"You!" Xiaojie was shocked, "Why are you, don't come here!!!"

What's the matter with this evasive look?

Xiaojie, my sister is very sad when you look like this.

11.

Poor pig daddy explained to me that shortly after we left, Xiaojie finished the test and didn't even meet Tim. He rolled up his bag and took away daddy's bank card, and ran away overnight over the wall.

Dad checked the flow of funds on that card, and found that Xiaojie transferred a large amount of money to another bank card.

He cracked it all night, and finally found out that the holder of the bank card was Death Knell.

"My money," said poor piggy, emphatically gnashing his teeth, "my son."

Your son used your money to raise a new wild father outside.

How miserable, this Batman.

12.

Xiaojie came back after studying, focused on the key points, and brought his wild father back after studying, and helped us a lot in solving the Gotham crisis.

Unfortunately, he still refuses to act with us.I unilaterally think he is refusing to act with poor dad, not me.

While he was going to bulldoz the Scarecrow, poor dad and I went to solve the Riddler problem.

One riddle after another, the puzzles are even more difficult, traps are scattered all over the city, and there are fucking drones to fight.

My state of mind ranged from calm to bewildered to disgusting to irritable to numb.

Standing in the puzzle solving area, my heart was ashamed, and I tried to discuss with my father, "Why don't we save Catwoman."

father:……

My ears are full of Riddler's beeping. It seems that if he doesn't speak, others will forget that he is not dumb. He talks so much that Penguin will jump up and hit his knee.

I heard the blue veins on my forehead throbbing, and my heart was on fire.

You better not get caught by me, green sack, or you'll have to get your dentures filled tomorrow.

Riddler get out of Gotham! ! !

13.

My father and I worked together to solve 243 difficult problems.

I have witnessed my father's wisdom, and my violent temper.

We finally stood in front of Catwoman.

I clenched my fists and didn't go to see Catwoman.

Catwoman can wait until later, but Riddler, you must get out tonight! !

A second before my iron fist touched the side of the Riddler's face, I sat up suddenly from the bed.

I am in Huaxia, and I have returned to my own world.

I looked at my hands, "Du E."

I stepped on the sword and flew out of Shushan overnight.

At this time, there are still people in the teleportation formation, and I can rush to Gotham within half an hour.

You wait, Riddler, I'll send you to get your teeth filled right now! !