i spent the summer in gotham

470.

Jason slapped Dick on the back of the head, "Look clearly, Dick's head, his face has seven images with Li Cizhang!"

Dick covered the back of his head, stared at the person sitting on the sofa drinking tea seriously for a while, and was horrified, "Husband, husband and wife?!"

"I know you're missing a piece of your brain," Jason said indifferently, "but please don't use it as a display."

Tim affirmed, "You are Li Cizhang."

This time it was Jason's turn to be shocked, "The magic hairspray also has the function of sex change?"

At this time, Jason couldn't help recalling that he had secretly used his hairspray behind Connor's back, and there was no change on his body at that time, and now he couldn't help but feel a little lucky.

At the same time, he remembered that he secretly left a small amount of hairspray and took the opportunity to apply it on the tops of Dick and Tim's heads, but nothing happened, and he couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

471.

Bruce's expression was relatively calm, and he said bluntly, "You are her from the parallel world."

Li Cizhang showed a slightly shy smile, "Hey, Dad, don't expose it easily."

The original Li Cizhang never called Bruce Papa, at least not to his face.

The old father's pupils trembled like Oregon grapes in a blender.

Bruce Wayne, back down.

The exit time was earlier than Tim thought.

472.

Tim opened his mouth, about to say something.

Li Cizhang lifted the lid of the teacup leisurely, took a sip indifferently, "You from another world line came out of the closet, Wayne's shares plummeted, Lucius is holding an urgent press conference, and asked Kate to come over to you Platform."

He admired Tim's completely broken kitten's face, and added slowly, "Jason and Dick have gone to talk to the golden retriever with bazookas and kari sticks, and Connor went to supervise them. Before he left, Damian promised it would be a harmonious conversation."

Tim's knees gave way and he nearly fell to his knees.

Several other people looked at him with strange and astonished eyes, including Connor and Xiao Qiao who were greatly shocked.

Bruce said in a deep voice, "Who is that man?"

Interrogative sentence, question becomes affirmative sentence.

473.

"By the way," Li Cizhang said, "the girls think that your move is to hype up a wave of white leftist atmosphere, and they are already waiting for you to buy soft articles online for marketing."

He regretted, "Hey, I still want to go and see the excitement."

Tim: ...

He slowly held on to the escalator at hand, declined Dick's help, "I'll go back to my room and have a rest."

The back of his departure is like an uncle Donald Duck who has lost all his family property, bleak and desolate.

474.

Damian snorted coldly, before the sound landed, Li Cizhang took another sip of tea, "You were found out by the beautiful sister in the schoolbag for girl comics."

Damian shut up.

The reason why he didn't rush forward to shut up Li Cizhang physically was because Dick held his shoulders behind him.

Thank you Dick, big brother for always bringing peace to this home.

475.

Connor trembled, he swallowed his saliva, it was the first time that the Kryptonian hybrid felt extremely fragile and vulnerable in front of mortals.

Is this the power of language?

Connor: "But you just said that you are Li's underground boyfriend."

"Why?" Li Cizhang asked back, "Can't I be my own wife?"

He raised his eyebrows, "I'm so good-looking, don't I deserve to be my wife?"

He smiled, and the angel's halo appeared on the top of his head again. Spring flowers bloomed in the dark Wayne mansion. Li Cizhang asked with a smile, "Aren't the narcissus fragrant?"

...Mom.

Xiao Qiao stared straight at the eyes, and the heart of the little Kryptonian boy was hit by a heavy hammer, and the auditory hallucinations of "eighty, eighty" were endless.

He asked cautiously, "Brother, what do you do?"

Li Cizhang thought for a while, "I am the idol of Shushan."

Why do you have a disqualified idol like you? In order to save the crisis of Shanmen being abolished, have you finally decided to debut in place!

476.

I, Li Cizhang, an ordinary female college student, am currently spending my summer vacation at the home of my biological father whom I have never met, living the life of a cultivator in the new era who grows grass and occasionally is serious.

Everything in front of me is part of my grass growing routine.I just took Connor's hairspray and went into the bathroom and put the magic gel on the top of my head.Looking in the mirror, nothing has changed for me.Although I had expected it, I still walked out with a little disappointment.

As soon as I stepped out, the ducks, black cats, and people on the couch all turned to look at me.The little bat lying on the rocking chair flapped its wings.

Wait, when did the family have ducks, black cats, and bats, the new members of Damian's army recruited by Damian?

I noticed that I had changed to an unfamiliar environment, and this was not Wayne Manor.

The person on the sofa looked familiar, and I identified it carefully, and found that his facial features were similar to Jason's, but relatively more mature.

"It's been a long time since I saw you when you were young," said the Jason lookalike. He stood up, and I noticed that one of his legs was a prosthetic. "Hello, Li."

477.

"Actually, you will come back every now and then to change my legs and eyes after you change your job as a medical trainer," Jason said. "Today just happens to be stuck at the time before you change your new ones. The things in your cultivation world are quite useful. of."

He explained to me, "In the future, you have changed your job to become a doctor, but don't worry, Du'er is still there. Every time you come back for treatment, you can race with us around the manor for three weeks."

I had a complicated expression, I didn't know what to say for a while, I looked around, "Where are the others?"

"Oh, Dick's in Bludhaven, everyone else is at home," Jason said, "in the living room."

I looked around and saw only ducks, black cats and bats.

I looked at Jason, who introduced me calmly, pointing at the duck, "Tim," pointing at the black cat, "Damian," pointing at the bat, "Bruce."

He said calmly in front of me, whose eyes almost popped out, "Tim ran back to the past timeline to make troubles, and was caught by you in the future and sent to a labor camp. His body was dedicated to time, so he can only live in a duck .”

"Damian was in Gotham for the rule of Ao Gu, and was captured by you in the future and brought back to a labor camp. Because Tim killed his body, he could only live in a cat."

"Bruce died a long time ago, and was captured and resurrected by you in the future. Because the body and soul are not compatible, he can only live in a bat."

"To sum up," he said calmly, "welcome to Wayne Zoo, I'm Director Jason Todd. Deputy Director Dick Grayson is away on a business trip, and veterinarian Li Cizhang doesn't know what time it is now. online travel."

"By the way, she's a woman, not the Shushan idol Black Heart Lotus."

There are so many pitfalls in this passage that I don’t know where to start. I can only stand there dumbfounded, shouting at the bat on the sofa, with a trembling voice, “Dad?”

478.

I don't know if the bat replied to me, after all, humans can't hear the sound of bats.

But the duck and the black cat replied to me.

"Quack quack."

"Meow meow meow."

I was dumbfounded.

Surrounded by the sound of quacking and meowing, I watched Jason step forward skillfully, with a duck in his left hand and a cat in his right, ruthlessly strangling their necks.The big white duck and the big black cat suddenly lost their voices.

Jason held the heads of Yaya and Maomao, making them bow their heads for reflection. He said with a blank expression, "I'm making you laugh."

Me: "Ah, ah this."

I laughed dryly, "It's okay, it's okay, just let go," I stared at the ducks and cats struggling under his palm in horror, "It's not good to be nagged by ducks or scratched by cats."

"It's okay," Jason said, "if you don't obey, just throw it into the soup."

"No, no." I wiped my cold sweat wildly.

I understand that the future me may not be a veterinarian, but the future Jason must be Princess Dionys, the kind who punches a kitten.

479.

Yaya and Maomao squatted on the sofa, daring not to speak out under the threat of Jason's stew.The bat hangs quietly upside down on the chandelier in the hall, looking at us crookedly with its small head.

Jason and I sat face to face on the sofa, and Jason pushed me a cup of black tea with sugar.

"After Tim was able to travel through the timeline, we discovered a lot of different worldlines," Jason said, "Some worldlines are quite strange, for example, a few days ago, Tim in a world announced that he was bisexual. .”

???

Before I could ask a question, Tim Duck jumped up and quacked violently, which should be translated as Duck Cursing.

Damian the cat meowed gleefully and tried to scratch Tim Duck's upturned ass with his kitty paw.

Jason stared back sharply, "If you keep making noise, you'll make fucking soup for me, even the old bat!"

Yaya and Maomao were suddenly as quiet as chickens, and the bat on the chandelier shook its head.

Jason showed the aura of the director of the zoo, and sternly reprimanded the white and the black, "The adults talk, the children don't interrupt, consciously go into the pot and reflect!"

Wait, in the pot?

The big white duck and the big black cat felt aggrieved and jumped off the sofa, and got into the stew pot in the corner, one for each of them.

I:……

My eyes gradually became frightened.

Jason, what happened to you, why did you suddenly evolve from a comedian to the top of the food chain!

What an outrageous way to go into the pot and think about the past, the future me finally found a new shell for them, at least don't waste it to stew the soup!

...Oh, it seems that duck shells and cat shells are not hard to find.

480.

After Yaya and Maomao entered the pot, Jason continued to popularize science with me, "There are too many world lines, so anything can happen. For example, in a world, the four male Robins are all Lanterns."

His expression remained unchanged, "Dick is the green light, I am the purple light, Tim is the blue light, and Damian is the yellow light. Seriously, Gotham at night in that world is like fireworks."

I imagined the scene of the Lantern Warriors attacking Gotham at midnight, and nodded in a trance, "Is this the legendary Gotham Fireworks Convention?"

Then am I not a hawker selling octopus balls at the square at the fireworks festival?

481.

Jason continued to give me a critical blow, "There is another world. Although we were adopted by Bruce, we all became Green Arrow's assistants."

He ignored the small figure of the bat crumbling above the chandelier, "From the red arrow, we are the orange, yellow, blue and blue arrows."

Me: "...What about the Purple Arrow?"

Jason: "...Maybe it's Kassan or Stephanie."

The little bat fell off the chandelier with a snap, was caught skillfully by Jason with a fruit plate, and placed on the table.

The proficiency in the movements and the quickness of the actions, it is obvious that you have done this job at first sight.

I:……

Woohoo, the future is so barren and terrible, I don't want to grow up.