i spent the summer in gotham

458.

The assassins who attacked Robin didn't know if they saw my face.

Robin crouched before them, frowning.I squatted next to him and pulled out a small jar of chewing gum.

As soon as the jar was opened, the smell of durian came out.

Robin covered his nose, "Why do you put durian candy in a gum jar?"

I can't answer him this question, he has to ask the little genius doctor.

I poured out a few sugar balls from the jar, and each assassin popped them into his mouth one by one.

Robin calmly watched the assassins swallow the sugar balls, calmly watched the stunned assassins open their eyes, calmly watched them being tied together and singing and dancing in difficult positions.

Robin: "...what did you feed them?"

We look at each other as one of the assassins sang Katyusha.

Magic Heart Pill.Of course, I can't say it directly.

So I lifted the small jar and shook it, "It's durian candy."

"Really?" Superboy was shocked, "Durian candy is so powerful!"

really?

You actually believed it!

459.

This evening, I fully realized Ah Fu's difficulty.

Although my way of making life cards is not so professional, sometimes the scene that causes the life card to be touched may not be a fatal injury.But tonight, basically everyone's life cards are on, except for Robin, I often only meet their handsome backs when I rush over.

Batman was the best among them, his life card was lit at least three or four times a night.In this case, Ah Fu will be a ghost if he can fall asleep.

When the vigilantes saw me, their first reaction was to tell me that it was dangerous at night and I should stay at home.

I:……:)

Superboy and I are treated the same way. After being rescued, Robin mercilessly drove the two of us away. He changed the hook gun to meet Batman, leaving only the two of us in the sky. Sliding away like a flying squirrel.

Superboy huddled into a ball cross-legged in the sky, "D is too much, obviously every time we go on night patrol, we go to Metropolis first, and then come to Gotham together."

I stepped on Due and squatted in the air, angrily said, "You are right, they have gone too far."

"So we should finish all the supper and leave nothing for them."

Superboy's eyes lit up, "Sister is right!"

We flew home side by side, Xiao Qiao kept praising Duer, he had a good eye, and he saw how handsome my wife was at a glance.

We cooked a big pot of instant noodles in the kitchen, but we didn't eat them while holding the bowl.

Damn, I'm still angry when I think about it, if I don't put another 500 million into my trust fund, this matter will never end!

Connor patted us on the shoulder empathetically, "They're all like this, just get used to it."

The three of us angrily added an extra portion of luncheon meat to the pot, turning our grief into appetite and devoting ourselves to eating.

460.

I called Senior Brother Zhao Quide.

He didn't answer.

I sent him a text message, "I can get you any materials you want within a year."

The dog man immediately replied, "Help your wife refine it?"

"You don't want to touch my wife!" I flatly refused, "Brother Jin has already agreed to help Du E refine it."

This person has been coveting my wife for a long time, and he has long wanted to hold my wife in his hands to play with and study.If Du'er falls into the hands of this person, he might have more strange abilities.

Du'er is a cold jade sword, specially made by my mother to suppress my natural sword bone trustee.From the moment I set foot on Mount Shu, Du E was behind me.

After knowing this, Senior Brother Zhao Quede suddenly thought of throwing Du'er into the real fire of Samadhi to practice again. According to him, maybe Du'er can be turned into an ice and fire sword, which can be used as my sword bone switch.

Me: Do you think you are playing Forest Ice Fire Man?

"I want you to help me refine a batch of life cards, the highest-level ones."

"Okay, who asked me to spoil you." Brother Zhao replied, "Is it the highest level one, the mother-child fate card, which can block a fatal injury."

"Let me see," Zhao Quide's tone strangely coincided with the salesperson of the mobile phone store, "Our latest model, dual-core, dual-standby, can be used for ten years with a drop of fingertip blood. The sub-brand also has MP3 function and anti-wolf electric shock If necessary, you can also play "Tom and Jerry" to relieve boredom, do you want it?"

Why do you want to add so many strange functions to the life card!

Only play "Tom and Jerry", do you look down on "Bugs Bunny"?

461.

I ordered a batch of life tokens from Senior Brother Zhao Quide, the latest models.

I hope Batman can protect himself with the sub-brand's anti-wolf electric shock function.

Zhao Quide opened his mouth loudly, "I want three elephant bones spit out by Ba Snake."

Ba snakes eat elephants, and they don't spit out bones until three years after eating.I replied, "Yes."

"I also want a piece of meat from the Tiger Jiao." Zhao Quide lazily said, "Fresh."

You can.Tiger Jiao is one of the dragon species, and eating its meat can cure hemorrhoids.Brother, have you finally been punished by God for doing too many immoral things?

"can."

Senior Brother Zhao said seriously, "I still want your wife, I will never do anything, just study and study..."

"Go away!"

462.

Brother Zhao gave me a bunch of requirements, besides the elephant bone and tiger jelly meat spit out by Ba Snake, there are many troublesome materials.

I agreed one by one.Brother Zhao said that he would bring the semi-finished product to the United States for a while, and let me finish the binding with fingertip blood at the end.

After I finished texting, I waited in the mansion with Connor and Xiao Qiao like a fool, watching when the empty mansion spit out our friends and family.

In such unbearable loneliness, I had an idea and pulled out my phone, "Why don't we play a game?"

Connor and Joe looked at me curiously.

I have a serious expression, "A high-end game that combines psychological games and mathematical calculations. It not only exercises the mentality, but also enhances the relationship."

Connor asked, "So what game is this?"

"Fight the Landlord."

463.

The joy I lost in my brothers is now found in Connor and Joe.

Xiao Qiao's face was already covered with post-it notes, and now the child was like a Halloween ghost, who could only look at the cards behind the white paper.

Connor was slightly better than him, only half of his face was pasted.

And I only posted two or three notes on my face, and I still lost together when I teamed up with Xiao Qiao as farmers.

"Wang Bo." I threw out two cards smartly, looked at the shocked expressions of Connor and Xiao Qiao with satisfaction, and turned over the last card, "Single three, we won."

I smiled and tore off two post-it notes, "Come on, come on, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat."

Xiao Qiao frowned, and moved her face closer in aggrieved manner.Connor was lost in thought, and I taped the note on the other side of his face.After contemplating, Connor stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Three minutes later, Connor ran back excitedly with O's tinfoil iron and Xiaoyuan sunglasses on, "Come on, let's fight again!"

???

It's just fighting the landlord, as for changing the number on purpose? ?

464.

As it turns out, as.

Because I haven't won since Connor changed his number.

Connor, tell me the truth, are you cheating?

465.

I slumped on the sofa with the note on my face, watching Connor sitting on the sofa wearing a cool and trendy leather jacket and humming.

Xiao Qiao was in tears, anyway, no matter who wins, Connor or I, he loses.The little boy's head is now a big dandelion, and the note floats up and down again.

I still don't understand Connor's weird structure, what kind of black technology product is the magic hairspray?

"It's the magic hairspray." Connor snapped his fingers, "Because it's amazing, it's the magic hairspray."

"Is this hairspray only effective for you?" I rubbed my chin, "Does it work if I use it?"

Connor also rubbed his chin, "I don't know, because Xiao Qiao accidentally used it before, but nothing happened."

I was very interested, "Can you lend me a try?"

"Of course," Connor said with a smile, and he tossed a small bottle out of his jacket to me, "go try it, beauty!"

Great!

...Wait, do you carry this hairspray with you?

466.

I took Miracle Hairspray to the toilet.

I don't know anything about the rest.

Everything below is quoted by Connor.

467.

Connor and Xiao Qiao waited patiently in the living room for a few minutes. After all, girls' hair needs more time, which is understandable.

In fact, Connor doesn't really believe that hairspray can have an effect on Li Cizhang. After all, there must be many teammates who secretly use his hairspray, but no one can use Connor's wonderful effect.

Footsteps came from the second floor, and Connor looked up, "Don't be disappointed if it doesn't work, after all..."

The rest of his words stuck in his mouth.

Xiao Qiao's pupils trembled, and she hugged the teddy bear on the sofa tightly, "Sister, sister?"

"It's not my sister." The man said softly, "It's my brother."

"Li Cizhang—?" Connor broke his voice in horror.

The man standing on the steps showed a smile with little stars shining around him. At that moment, Connor and Xiao Qiao even thought that an angel's halo appeared above his head, "It's me."

Connor hugged Xiao Qiao tightly to the teddy bear, and the two brothers shivered with the teddy bear.

The magic hairspray works!

Why does it still have a sex-changing effect? ​​What exactly did Luthor do! !

468.

The facial features of the male Li Cizhang can vaguely see the shadow of the original Li Cizhang.

The slight difference is that he resembles Bruce more than his mother.

It's a pity that the body gap is slightly larger.From Connor's point of view, the male Li Cizhang looked very weak, and his ability to fight was about three riddlemen behind the main body.

"Are you really Li Cizhang?" Connor asked vigilantly, "Tell me something that can prove your identity."

Li Cizhang showed a very weak and innocent smile, "You and I once picked up Xiao Qiao from school and met a beautiful woman on the way, so you lied to him that your motorcycle was out of gas. But you took the beautiful woman for a ride in the metropolis."

Connor:! ! ! !

Xiao Qiao blushed with anger, "I thought it was true, you promised to take me to eat ice cream at the time!"

Xiao Qiao was furious, "Connor, you are too much!!"

"Hey, wait, I'm not..."

Li Cizhang sat on the sofa, took a sip from his teacup, and showed a pure smile.

469.

He ignored the Kent brothers who were chasing and fighting, and turned to wave to the men and boys coming down from the second floor, "Welcome home."

He got a wary look from the crowd.

Jason warned, "Who are you? The United States does not allow trespassing on private houses."

"I," Li Cizhang took a sip of tea unhurriedly, "I am Li Cizhang's underground boyfriend."

???

!!!

Dick wailed in pain, "She really is secretly in love!!"