i spent the summer in gotham

422.

Ten miles away from Qinhuai River, where the prosperity lies.We chartered a painting boat for a night tour of the Qinhuai River, standing on the deck and enjoying the river breeze blowing in front of us.

Brilliant lights adorn the river and its banks.Stephanie lay on the railing, her face was pressed into a pancake on her arms, and she said comfortably, "Uh-huh~"

Next to her is Cassandra, with exactly the same posture as her, "Hmm~"

Next to Kashan is Tim, Tim used to be Jason, next to Jason was Dick, behind Dick was Damian and me, we all lay neatly in a row, "Uh-huh~"

Just like a group of hamsters lying on their stomachs.

The boatman hesitated to speak, "The guests had better not stand on the same side," he looked at the sloping deck in embarrassment, "it's easy to straighten the boat."

My eyes lazily opened a crack, "ah, is that so?"

A few minutes later, men left and women right, we sprawled into two on both sides of the boat, paralyzed on the railing.

"Hmm~"

Boatman: "..."

423.

In the Qinhuai River during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, the examination room and the southern Jiaofang across the river, the bustling and bustling are reflected in the sparkling river.

Today's Qinhuai River is still prosperous. Snack bars and restaurants are inserted in souvenir shops and various former residence sites in twos and threes. There are many tourists and lights.

We ate a lot of Hesai at the duck blood vermicelli soup shop, and then went to the Confucius Temple to buy souvenirs.

A group of foreign handsome men and beautiful women travel together, which is really eye-catching.I have felt countless times that someone was peeping at the group of silly foreigners around me, and several even took out their mobile phones to secretly take pictures of them.

Jason and Stephanie picked out the rain flower stones in the souvenir shop with the seriousness of picking kryptonite, and the two of them had already picked out a bag.I think they may be planning to use the Yuhua Stone as a hidden weapon to completely enter the Huaxia martial arts studio.

Dick and Xiao Qiao walked around in the Hanfu shop. Although there are ten shops and nine pits in this kind of Hanfu shop in this scenic spot, the heartbeat on their faces told me that they are likely to step into the pit happily.Alas, foreigners travel, normal and normal.

Kashan and Damian went to the milk tea shop to pick up the milk tea we ordered by mobile phone, and Tim and I were standing by the side of the road.Tim alone stands out more than all of us combined.

As a frequent visitor to the headlines, Master Drake is fully armed.Tim usually wears Moss's meticulously combed hair into pigtails in the news, and there is no shortage of celebrity three-piece caps, sunglasses and masks. He mixes in the crowd as if a red umbrella is nested in a pile of white umbrellas, exhausting all his strength Differentiate yourself from normal tourists.

I glanced at him, then at the passers-by who couldn't help but cast their gazes, and took two full steps towards Tim to distance myself from him.

Tim: "Are you serious about stepping back?"

Me: "Don't play with Chinese lyrics, besides, it's embarrassing."

424.

Tim sighed and took off his mask after the sixth passerby who was passing by Tim and turned his head to look at him passed by.Not taking off his sunglasses and peaked cap is his last stubbornness as a male star.

Me: "At night, don't you think wearing sunglasses and a hat is more conspicuous?"

As soon as the words fell, a primary school student with a red scarf on his chest walked up to Tim and said cautiously, "Brother, the light is green, I will take you across the road."

Tim was standing right in front of the crosswalk, next to the traffic lights.I turned my head and saw that not far away, the parents of elementary school students were looking at this side with a smile. They obviously regarded Tim as blind just like his children.

I:……

I was speechless for a while, and just silently took out my mobile phone to record.

Tim was quiet for a moment, then handed his hand to the child, with a forced smile on his lips, "Thank you, you have done me a great favor."

I stood on the other side of the road, watching the children take Tim's hand and go away.They walked in the night, big and small, so clearly explaining what it means to "fill the world with love".

I silently uploaded this video to the cloud, preparing to send it to the family group during the Chinese New Year so that everyone can enjoy the happiness together.

Don't thank me, I'm just an unknown Lei Feng.

425.

I was walking down the street with Tim who came back disguised as a blind man.

Tim is like a weathered stone statue, blowing away in the wind, "I hate you."

"Thank you," I took off the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and hung them on his neckline, "I hate you too."

Kashan and Damian came back with several cups of milk tea. Kashan held up the bags dangling in both hands, "The soy milk treasure tea you wanted."

Damian frowned and looked at Tim, "What's wrong with him, is he finally voted out of Wayne Enterprises by shareholders?"

"It's worse than this," I slurped my milk tea, "You can compare him to being kicked out of the will list by my father."

Damian's pupils trembled slightly.

We hold milk tea in our hands, and when Jason and Stephanie come back with their bag of Yuhua stones, maybe we can open a rare gift box like Dick and Xiao Qiao in Hanfu.

We didn't wait for the group of four unintentional tourists to come back until the milk tea was finished.

We searched the past full of doubts, only to find out the predicament Dick and the others are facing now.A large group of enthusiastic Yingying and Yanyan surrounded the four of them, laughing and talking like butterflies fluttering flowers.

The elder brother in the lead was wearing a leather jacket, and his cool black hair was only left in some fragments at the temples. He wore a silver earring in his right ear, which was very simple and plain.

The guy in the leather jacket tried to hook up with Dick, "Handsome guy, let's make friends, if you don't have WeChat, I also have Twitter."

Jason's expression was very exciting, "You just said this to Stephen a minute ago."

The old man in the leather jacket waved his hand indifferently, "Casting a wide net is easy to catch fish, as long as it's a beauty, I don't choose men or women." He winked at Jason, "I like you too, handsome guy. "

Jason took two steps back, blocking the bag full of Yuhua stones in front of him.

I held down Damian and Cassan who were about to step forward, "Run, run, don't look back," I said in a sad tone, "If it's too late, it's too late."

426.

Of course I know the leather jacket dude.There are at least three accounts of him in my WeChat Moments.

This person is from the Hehuan Sect, and is Han Meimei's senior brother.Unlike the innocent virgin Han Meimei, the older brother in the leather jacket has experienced many battles, and he eats meat and vegetables for both men and women. He has eight WeChat IDs and divides his favorite fish according to gender, age, personality, and race.

My brother’s most reasonable saying is, “As long as I look good, I’m not bad even if I’m a kobold!”

Alright, I know you're a furry.

I forgot that the group of people from the Hehuan Sect often haunt the major sex hunting venues in China, and disciples of the Hehuan Sect can be found in every bar, light bar, and light bar in Rongcheng Mountain City.

Jinling during the Ming and Qing Dynasties was their happy hometown. If you want to be an elegant scholar, turn left to the examination room, and if you want to be a charming lady, turn right to Meixianglou.

With the Qinhuai River as the center, the disciples of the Hehuan Sect established the self-help area of ​​the Hehuan Sect. They even ate and took food, and abducted many fireworks girls from the teaching workshop to practice in the sect. Those who only wanted to live a peaceful and ordinary life redeemed themselves and sent them to other places to start new life.

The vacancy in the teaching workshop was filled by the disciples of the Hehuan Sect who came out to hunt for beauty. It can be called a workshop with multiple functions, killing two birds with one stone.The suzerain of that generation finally opened a Tianxiang Pavilion by himself, and the pavilion was full of disciples of the Hehuan Sect who came out to perform wild sacrifices.

Hua Yingyue, the oiran, is the vest shared by the disciples of the Hehuan Sect. Today's Hua Yingyue is the second elder of the Hehuan Sect, tomorrow's Hua Yingyue is the first disciple of the suzerain, and the day after tomorrow, Hua Yingyue is the junior apprentice of the third elder of the Hehuan Sect. In order to compete for the opportunity to be the top oiran, customers are guaranteed to open different blind boxes every day.

When Hua Yingyue was about the same age, the suzerain made up a reason for the oiran to marry a good man. When the oiran was replaced, the oiran was played by different disciples of the Acacia sect from generation to generation. How do the members of the Hehuan sect act.

When a generation of oirans first appeared on the stage, the disciple who played the role drank too much wine, danced in the lobby, and threw out the steamed buns wrapped around his chest.Therefore, the oirans of that generation were men, and even the female disciples of the Hehuan Sect had to dress up as men. When the fish in the oiran fish pond asked about it, they said that it was because of their flat chest that it caused everyone's misunderstanding.

Later, the fireworks workshop was banned, and everyone changed it to freely descending the mountain to experience, going around to soak in various men, women, foreigners, kobolds and robots.

Obviously, Dick Jason Stefani was in their hunting range, and Joe Jr. was kicked out of the target range because of his age.

— and it’s not like he didn’t want his Twitter account when the kids grew up.

I looked at the disciples of the Hehuan Sect who surrounded the three unlucky guys, and walked away silently with the others.

Dead friends don't die poor, goodbye, friends.

427.

Bruce and Clark stood on the ground of the capital, and Bruce fiddled with his mobile phone, "We are late, they have already left."

Clark suddenly felt disappointed, "Do we have no time to climb the Great Wall?"

"There is time." Bruce said, Clark followed his gaze, and a Chinese woman in a long trench coat was walking straight towards them, waving vigorously at Bruce's gaze.

Bruce nodded to the Chinese women and asked Clark, "Do you eat spicy food?"

Clark:?

428.

The first meal Clark ate in the capital was hot pot, a kind of hot pot.

This is the result of Bruce's hard work.

A man and a woman looked at each other at the table.

Bruce: "Mandarin duck pot."

Li Shuwen: "Jiugongge, you can make sesame sauce."

Bruce: "Mother and son, I will pay for this meal."

Li Shuwen: "The butter pot, you can adjust the dipping ingredients as you like."

The two refused to give in to each other, and Clark on the side didn't dare to make a sound.Bruce pursed his lips lightly. Clark was quite familiar with this expression, and he was about to make a big move.There's nothing Batman can't fix if he decides to scale up.

Batman had a serious expression, as if he was making a deal worth tens of billions, "Mother and son, I will comb your hair, and you can choose the comb yourself."

Clark: "Huh?"

Li Shuwen also looked stern, "I want a needle comb, and two plates of hot pot hair belly."

"make a deal."

Clark: "Huh?"