i spent the summer in gotham

8.

The yellow-haired rat huddled angrily into a sullen little yellow ball in the corner.

"I won't forgive you for three hours," he said angrily. "Excessive, cruel, and horrific."

"You are wearing nothing but this hat," I rubbed the little yellow ball. "If you don't wear clothes, I can sue you for disturbing public order."

"Pikachu has a pardon for cuteness," Tim said, "but not for a muscular dude in a pair of shorts."

Jason's muzzle poked Pikachu's head twice, and the muscular man in women's clothing grinned grinningly and pulled the safety catch, "You have 30 seconds to say your last words."

Tim trembled twice, took off his hat, Pikachu's ears drooped in aggrieved way, and his dark eyes tried to widen, "Pikachu."

Jason's expression tensed, and Tim looked at him pitifully.Jason's face gradually changed with Pikachu's expressions and movements. After a few seconds, he was completely defeated, and angrily grabbed Pikachu, and he had a good meal.

I watched from the sideline and shook my head.

Sure enough, being cute is being able to do whatever you want.

9.

According to Tim, he, like us, wakes up and lies in his room.

We searched the room and found nothing.Just as we were about to leave here, there was a knock on the closed door of the room.

dong dong dong.

The three of us looked at each other amidst the knocking on the door. We didn't open the door immediately, so the people outside knocked a second time.

dong dong dong.

I lip-synched Jason, "Open the door?"

Jason made a gesture, stepped forward and stood behind the door, holding his hand on the doorknob.

Tim is on my shoulders, and we stare at the door as Jason gently lifts the handle and carefully opens a gap.

There was silence outside the door, and Jason approached cautiously.

A hand made of wood stretched out abruptly, blocking the door.The puppet maid opened the door with a clumsy crayon smile on her face.

She swung her huge ax and was about to strike Jason in the head!

Jason kicked the puppet maid on the waist, kicked the puppet maid three meters away with the axe, and slammed the door shut!

"It's dangerous," Jason said seriously, "Fortunately, I have a lot of experience with Artemis."

"...Does Artemis know what you're saying?" I asked.

"I don't know, so don't tell her."

10.

The three of us ran wildly ahead.

No, only two.

Tim, the yellow-haired mouse, was slacking openly on Jason's head, cheering us on with his mouth as we kicked open the door, the closet door, and the toilet door.

"Can you do something useful to humans, such as jumping off my head and giving them a hundred thousand volts?" Jason was helplessly furious.

Tim hugged his head tightly with all four limbs, "I said I can't, and I'm not real Pikachu!"

There was a chill behind me, and the ax wielded by the maid barely grazed my scalp, and I was shocked, "My hair!"

Anger started from my heart, and evil came to my guts. I held my stockings and long sword, and I looked back and took it out!

The maid's head flew high, while her torso was still running wildly forward, like a large stick insect with messy limbs.

My scalp was numb, and I yelled at Jason, "Brother, think of a way!"

Jason ran with Tim on his head, his skirt fluttering, "I've shot, what can I do?"

I gave a thumbs up, "If one shot is not enough, then shoot again. Don't you have two pairs of pants? Take off one pair of pants, and take off two pairs!"

"Bah!" Jason blushed, "You also have two stockings, why don't you take them off?"

"I didn't learn double swords, two swords are useless to me." I said rationally, "But you can hold guns in both hands, right, beautiful girl with two guns?"

"What the hell is a beautiful girl with two guns?"

The headless maid swung the ax wide open and closed, the sharp ax blade scraped Tim's butt hair, and the air was full of yellow short hair.

With a sound of Tim Pika, his little feet kicked towards Jason's head, and he couldn't even be a cute Pikachu hat.

Jason's nose was kicked several times by him, and finally he couldn't take it anymore, "There is no end!"

He turned around on the spot, stretched out his hand and tugged at the bottom of the skirt!

I watched quietly from between the fingers covering my eyes, "Come on, don't be afraid, male virtue is the best dowry for a man!"

The magical light combined together, and a majestic machine gun was pulled out from the bottom of the fluttering skirt.

Jason stepped on the teddy bears piled up in the aisle, put the machine gun on his knees, and said with a grim expression, "I'm so annoying, die to me!"

The bullet casings and the hem of the skirt flew together, the flames shared the holy light of the mosaic, and the muscular man in the vacuum white skirt raised his gun and roared, the scene was very exciting.

In the billowing smoke, Jason let go of the gun in his hand, allowing it to naturally change back into two cute shorts, one with a bow on the front and the other with ordinary men's boxers.

He looked at me through my spread fingers, and said with a half smile, "One more look, and I'll poke your eyes out, believe it or not."

He tore off Tim from his head and threw it at me, "And you, look the fuck up, I'll make you a baked Pikachu!"

Tim, the yellow-haired mouse, and I looked at each other, and we could only hear the footsteps of Jason clutching a pair of shorts and rushing to find a place to change.

Tim gave me a deep look, "Nosebleed, wipe it off."

I stretched out my hand to wipe it, and my hand was red, "...OK."

11.

Tim, who was handing me the paper, and I heard a scream that belonged to Jason.

Damn, who dares to peek at my brother wearing underwear, beat him to death, drag him out and shoot him for 10 minutes!

With Tim lying on my shoulder, I made a sharp turn and rushed to the corner where Jason was, only to see a lion cub being held by the back of the neck by Jason, struggling constantly.

Maybe it's my delusion, I think this little lion is darker than the ones I've seen on TV.Can a lion change color in the sun?

An unusually vivid sneer appeared on the little lion's face, "Face yourself, Todd, transvestites are not ashamed in modern society."

"Really, Simba." Jason said indifferently, "Would you like to sing me a Hakura Matata?"

Simba, the lion cub who doesn't eat animals.Damian's face overlapped in my mind with the little lion being held up by the old ape to be worshiped by the four-dimensional animals.

When the sun rises, a distant call spreads across the world.Superheroes in various cities put down what they were doing and looked in the direction of Gotham.

The Kryptonian put down the press release that was only [-] words long and was about to be finalized.

The Flash discarded the snacks he had just torn from the bag.

Green Lantern no longer says, "GreenLanterngotthis!"

Two mermaids fly out of the rough sea, one is the king of the sea and the other is the queen of the sea.

All superheroes converge on Gotham.Atop Wayne Tower, a man in a bat hood takes a child from some well-known, middle-eastern mortal.

He stood at the forefront, stepped on the gargoyle's head firmly, held the child's armpit and lifted him up high, so that all superheroes could salute the birth of the king!

Damian, our future caped crusader, the successor to the Batman no one wanted, it's the cycle of life!

"Be careful," Tim slapped my mouth with his little paw, "Damian is going to come and scratch your face."

"Okay." I obediently lifted Tim up between me and Damian.

Thank you for your protection, I will remember you, Timmy.

12.

Of course, the little lion Damian also didn't know why he appeared here and became like this.

Now we have collected transvestite garter angels, old-fashioned garter angels, black coffee-savvy detective Pikachu, and animal-friendly vegetarian hippie emperor second-generation lions. It is expected to be released directly in the United States after stacking a few more buffs. Enter the hot world.

"It is reasonable to speculate that Dick can be a transgender Roma. It would be better if he believed in religion. This can better reflect the persecution of him by society." I said to Jason that the heavy skirt of lolita affected my steps. speed.

"Correspondingly, the murderer who chased and killed us had better be an evil capitalist or high-level government. 80.00% were Soviets and 20.00% were fascists." shattered my fantasy.

"In that case, can you take some time to deal with the killer butler chasing after us!" Jason said angrily.

He tilted his head to avoid the flying knife, and the knife pierced into the wood, nailing a neat row by his ear.

"I tried!" I defended myself, "but I don't have time to take off my socks!"

"There's time to talk, but no time to take off socks." The voice was like a mosquito, it was Tim.

Pikachu squatted generously in the pile of dolls, motionless, pretending that he was a well-behaved doll that could not move.

Jason and I were being chased by the killer butler, screaming, occasionally running past him, and we could still hear him whistling leisurely.

I yelled angrily, "Tim you heartless!"

Tim Tuan was among the dolls, "What can I do, I'm just a weak and helpless Pikachu."

Hateful coffee Pikachu.

Damian tried to maintain his dignity, ran behind us for a few rounds, and couldn't hold on.He threw himself into the pile of dolls, and a new lion doll appeared.

Jason was shocked, "Do you have any dignity?"

Damian squatted among the dolls, serious, "It's Simba hiding here, not Damian."

Hateful hippie lion.

When we ran around the circular corridor for the third time, a room in the corridor suddenly opened, and the door panel just hit the killer butler's forehead. Jason seized the opportunity to switch hands and slammed twice.

The butler's body fell limply, and my sword and Jason's gun pointed at the fifth person at the same time.

The flat-headed brother was taken aback when he saw us, "Jie? Xiaoci?"

"It's close," I poked the chest muscle of the flat-headed brother with my sword, "Who told you Xiaojie?"

The flat-headed man blinked, "I'm Dick."

"Heh," Jason sneered, "do you think you can use a handful of soot on your face to act as Krypton's magical glasses? How could Dicky Bird shave such an ugly crew cut!"

"That's right," I nodded in agreement, "Isn't he afraid that he will never grow back like Luther!"

The flat-headed brother was silent for a moment, and helplessly wiped off the soot on his face, revealing a familiar but honest face at the moment, "It's really me."

me."

Jason: "...Ah."