Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"Why don't I grab Tuosi who is opposite me and give you a hug. He is dressed in fluffier clothes than me, and his body temperature is higher than mine. He is more suitable as a pillow."

The more Osamu Dazai talked, the more he felt that it made sense, and plausibly tried to persuade Gojo Satoru: "And he's a mouse, so it's just right for you to play with."

On the opposite side, Tuosi slowly burrowed into the corner, and even had the absurd idea of ​​"Should I call the police?"

It's true that Dazai Osamu has a kind of "everyone dies together" madness now, and he is not surprised by anything he does.

To be able to push Osamu Dazai to such an extent, I can only say that he deserves to be Gojo Satoru?

The omnipotent Gojo Satoru didn't pay attention to Dazai's words, but lifted up the bed with bare hands, put the two beds together when the other party called "What are you doing", and said complacently: "You didn't seem to sleep well last night. Comfortable so you can sleep on your back."

This way he can sleep against the wall without going through each other's legs!

Osamu Dazai couldn't laugh: "Thank you."

"You're welcome~"

Probably Dazai's unhappiness was too obvious, and someone who promised his friend to save him reflected on whether he had gone too far.

The conclusion reached is: nothing is too much.

If I were to face the person who cheated me of more than three billion yuan and played tricks on me for so long, I would have hung the other party's pieces at the door as a warning.

He just enslaved the other party a little bit, and he was very polite when he went to bed at night, but he didn't touch her.

How can there be such a good person in this world!

Osamu Dazai saw that this person didn't know what he was thinking, and he looked like "I'm number one in the world", he gathered his coat in annoyance, rolled onto the bed inside, and shut himself up facing the wall.

When Anwu came to beg him to go out, he must torture the other party well, otherwise he would be sorry for such a big sacrifice.

The kind-hearted Gojo Satoru decided to relieve the delicate debtor, so he held the debtor's shoulders and pressed the debtor to lie flat, then sat on the edge of the bed and started a one-sided chat.

"Dazai, have you really never hugged a pillow?"

Without that hobby, no one would buy it for me.

"The feel of the pillow is a bit like cotton candy, it's great! I have Xijiufu pillow, Strawberry Daifuku pillow, Shuixinxuan cake pillow... I also gave Hui an ice cream pillow, you should have seen it that night. You want to come One? How about two? The round one is suitable for hugging and playing with mobile phones, and the long one is suitable for hugging and sleeping at night."

No, and even pillows are sweets, are you made of sugar?

"The pillows here are made of rice husk cores, bad review. But why is the bed you moved later on softer? And when I came here, I could only sleep on your bed."

He is a world-class cherished animal, and he is also a super-rich dragon. What kind of dragon are you without knowing it in your heart?

"If you don't speak again, I will push you against the wall and kiss you."

abnormal.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and said numbly, "Good night."

"good night!"

Gojo Satoru climbed onto the bed, lay down and pulled the man into his arms, pressing his legs on the opponent's legs naturally, with his knees against the cold wall, his face against his neck, and then he closed his eyes.

Comfortable.

"Who sent this?"

Yuyihu looked at the box on the table, and there was a familiar energy fluctuation inside, which made her feel that the breakfast in her hand was not delicious.

Kuanggu saw that something was wrong with her expression, and said cautiously: "It's a white-haired..."

"Clown?" She turned her face away in disgust, and stuffed the breakfast into her mouth without appetite, "Get out."

If it weren't for that finger that really greatly enhanced her strength, she would definitely kill that guy.

hypocritical human beings.

"No, it's a white tiger."

"monster?"

Kuanggu hugged the skull and saw that the feather fox had no resistance, so he continued: "Yes...he has a messy smell from a big monster, but it seems to have a human smell, but it can into a big white tiger."

And touched her a tiger's head!

Otherwise, she wouldn't bother my elder sister when she was eating.

Yuyihu showed interest on his face: "Oh? Did he say anything?"

"He said...he came here as a gift for the master. I hope you will hide him and his companions for the sake of the gift."

Kuanggu's words were spoken carefully.

For most monsters, admitting their master is a matter of self-deprecation and being ridiculed by their peers.

The feathered fox with a human body didn't feel much about it. Seeing Kuanggu's look of wanting and fearing her anger, she couldn't help laughing, and teased her: "Is the white tiger you mentioned cute?"

"Uh-huh!"

Yuyihu waved his hand: "Bring him back and raise him. When his master comes, catch him and raise him together."

Just keep a pet.

Be happy with her.

The three of Osamu Dazai went from playing monopoly to flying chess, from truth or dare to cat and mouse, ate up Hayakawa Hideo's snacks, slammed the robots and various equipment in the prison, and spent six days happily and plainly. time of day.

As for the outside world that has lost contact with them, apart from Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu's flirting, they only know that Dazai Osamu wants to make Sakaguchi Ango cry and beg him to go out.

Although the situation in Kyoto was very bad, the upper management still felt that these three scourges could not be let out, and they were very stubborn for a few days.

Until all the seals of Kyoto were broken, Nijo Castle, a part of the magic capital thousands of years ago, was recreated.

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses vigorously, and said to the superior's embarrassing and undeniable request: "I understand."

Because of his relationship with Osamu Dazai, since a year ago, all related news about Osamu Dazai no longer passed through his hands.I didn't expect that everyone was in the game, and there was such a move waiting for him.

Osamu Dazai is really hopeless.

Angry and helpless, Mr. Glasses quickly finished his work, typed "how to cry quickly" in the search box with trembling hands, and then fell silent to all kinds of suggestions.

In the espionage industry, the most taboo thing is to show your true emotions, so it is polarized into actors and facial paralysis, and he prefers the latter.

So those suggestions such as "think about sad things" and "do something that will make yourself sad immediately" are useless, and borrowing props to make tears or something can't satisfy Osamu Dazai at all.

Why are those people so useless!

Even Kyoto can't be saved, so I have to ask Osamu Dazai for help.If this continues, the world will be over sooner or later!

Sorrow came from it, and Ango Sakaguchi, who was about to burst into tears, received a call from Sakunosuke Oda.

"Ango, if you are going to pick up Dazai, can you take me with you?"

"I'm going to apply right now."

This is simply the best news I have heard in a while.

When he was in prison, Osamu Dazai, who was very emaciated, his eyes lit up immediately when he heard the footsteps in the corridor, but after thinking of who came, he immediately said "I am very happy in prison" look.

"Tuosi Tuosi, are you tired? Are you thirsty? Do you want to sleep?"

While drinking the last bottle of fruit wine, Osamu Dazai asked Fyodor three soul questions.

In the opposite room, Fyodor, who was so emaciated by him, looked up at him numbly: "Are you trying to say that you won't be here when I wake up?"

That's great news.

He thought that he might be tortured by Dazai Osamu here, but he didn't expect to be tortured by Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu together.

Gojo Satoru's character, why did he come in so honestly to squat? ?

Too busy saving the world and no time?I saw that he sleeps with a man in his arms and spends his days in a daze, quite leisurely, not in a hurry at all.

Unbelievable, unreasonable, unreasonable!

Mr. Demon, who was already in a bad state of mind, lay down peacefully, picked up a book and covered his face, hoping that when he got up again, the person opposite him was gone.

Ango Sakaguchi took out the key, inserted it into the lock cylinder, and unscrewed it smoothly. Wondering that Osamu Dazai hadn't done anything to the lock, he pushed his hand forward, and the door fell to the ground with a bang.

He: "..." He thought that there was finally a lock that could prevent Dazai, but he was still too naive.

Dazai took the time to ask him: "Oh, Ango, what are you doing here, are you visiting the prison?"

"You were acquitted, provided that you go to solve the matter in Kyoto."

"Are you so hasty in arresting and releasing people from the Supernatural Secret Service Division? Telling it out really makes people worry about you. In order to protect your reputation, I will not go out easily." Osamu Dazai sneered.

He originally wanted to say that he was very happy in prison, but he felt that it was against his will, so he chose to hurt Ango.

"Then what do you want?"

"Just like I said before, you and Axiu should cry and beg me to get out."

Ango Sakaguchi: "Axiu? The police officer in charge of supervising you?"

When did these two get so close?

(Actually, it was Osamu Dazai who called out to the other two to show that he had nothing to do with Gojo Satoru.)

Hayakawa Hideo, who accompanied him, was also very open in order to let him go: "How much do you want to cry? Do you want to cry louder and sadder?"

In his early years, he was almost caught by scouts and entered the entertainment circle, and his acting skills were pretty good.

Osamu Dazai suddenly changed his words out of boredom: "Then change the request, and ask Ayatsuji pedestrians to write me a thousand-word letter of apology."

Ango Sakaguchi felt his scalp go numb: "Change another one."

"No change."

"Would you like to go for a drink?"

"..."

Gojo Satoru, who had been watching, bit his cotton candy and poked his head to look at Osamu Dazai, who was full of depression. Seeing him pursing his lips, he seemed to be trying to suppress some emotions, so he turned his head and said to Sakaguchi Ango: "Would you please?" Let him drink milk tea."

The heavy atmosphere suddenly changed, and Ango Sakaguchi tentatively asked, "Do you want milk tea?"

"Let's have a drink." Osamu Dazai stood up, put on his coat and went out. As soon as he went out, he saw Oda Sakunosuke waiting for him in the corridor, and then stood there blankly.

Gojo Satoru in the room was still complaining: "But I don't drink."

"I didn't mean to invite you." Ango Sakaguchi put on a businesslike tone, "It stands to reason that your detention time has not yet come. If you want to leave early, there are still procedures to go through."

Gojo Satoru couldn't believe it: "Why, doesn't Kyoto need me?"

It's because he has been in prison for a long time, has the outside world changed, why is the name of the strongest not working anymore? ?

Asugo Sakaguchi put it bluntly: "We need to minimize our losses."

And you are the guy who maximizes the financial loss.

Wutiaowu: "..."

An hour after Ango Sakaguchi invited Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke to drink, Dazai Osamu took a helicopter to Kyoto, and the plane crashed and disappeared.