Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"How did you know that?"

"You blink and I know you're going to bite your fingers."

"Yeah, I thought you did the same thing as me."

The two who suddenly started an encrypted call looked at each other with similar smiles on their faces.

Gojo Satoru suddenly reached out and grabbed Dazai Osamu, and sat between the two of them: "This guy doesn't look like a good guy, you should stop playing with him."

Osamu Dazai was not very happy: "Why, do you still care about my friendship? Tuo Sijun and I are old acquaintances for many years, and you are just my patient."

What are you doing with your hands and feet? Do you know what an appropriate social distance is? ?

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, from now on, you will see me as a creditor." Gojo Wu rolled up his sleeves, put his hands in his pockets, and looked like he was settling accounts after autumn.

"What you have done to me is wrong, but everything I know, I will remember one by one. Since you are very smart and know how to cover up, I will assume that I know only one-tenth of the things you did. .”

"In other words, you now owe me more than 300 billion in favor."

Osamu Dazai:?

"Your calculation ability is so good, does your math teacher know?"

"Of course, I have never taken a test with a score other than full. Even if my score is deducted because I don't like the writing process, the teacher will correct it sensibly afterwards."

"...I didn't mean to praise you." Osamu Dazai respectfully said (even in a sarcastic tone) that he didn't want to use force, sat back a little, distanced himself from Gojo Satoru, and said indifferently, "That's what I got from the auction, and you You got your stuff, didn't you?"

"Stealing high-level dangerous items is a more serious crime than defrauding me of money. Are you sure you want me to change to this?"

"It was stolen by a real person, and it's none of my business."

"Oh. Do you believe me?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him coolly: "Do you have to fight against me?"

"I just want to fight against you, what can you do to me?" Gojo Satoru smiled, and handed the crab sticks from the snack pile to the other party, with a casual and confident tone, "Can you beat me?"

Osamu Dazai resentfully removed the crab stick and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to divert his attention: "Why don't we talk about the destruction of Kyoto."

"I think this matter is very good. Anyway, there are some old guys in Kyoto who love to tell me what to do. Of course, if you accidentally destroy the property of the Gojo family, I will also count it on your head."

Gojo Satoru made up his mind that he would not believe a word of Dazai Osamu's nonsense.

You only need to focus on the things in front of you, and let people outside solve the things outside.

"……what on earth do you want?"

"I'm your creditor, and the person implicated by you and imprisoned. Is this your attitude when talking to me?"

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but look at him a few more times before confirming his gaze.

This man wanted to be his little master.

The kind of little ancestor who wants to be pampered and pampered.

He is not so expensive to keep a cat, so why does this person get this treatment?

He can't beat him.

The survival rules of the prison are so cruel and inhumane!

Osamu Dazai picked up his honorific title: "Do you need any other snacks?"

He is uncomfortable, and everyone here cannot be happy.

Oh, except Gojo Satoru.

Hideo Hayakawa immediately turned on the microphone: "I warn you, don't come over, or I will call the police."

Osamu Dazai showed a villainous smile: "Don't you understand yet? There are only four of us here. No matter what happens, people outside will not know. You can try to contact the outside world."

Hayakawa Hideyoshi said, I believe you, I just contacted my superiors this morning, and I spent a thousand words describing "the prison night that Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru had to talk about", and the backhand was a phone call... huh?

Can't make a call? !

He opened the case in a panic and found that the phone line TM was gone.This is a special area, and if there is no signal, you can only connect to the dedicated line through the landline.

Osamu Dazai whistled happily on the other end of the monitor, and pointed at the wall quite complacently under the angry eyes of Mr. Police.

I saw him hanging on the wall as a decorative handcuff with a rope woven from a telephone cord.

Do you really think that he went to the monitoring room to get Wujo Wu breakfast?

You don't need to think about it to know that this heartless guy is being rumored by him outside again.Hayakawa Hideo has to bear part of the responsibility for Dazai Osamu to have the reputation he has now.

Sooner or later, kill all those who spread the rumor that he is gay.

Hideo Hayakawa thumped the table angrily: "Can't you be a human being?!"

"Did I ever say I'm human?"

Osamu Dazai said abruptly, the scene suddenly became strange.

Instead, he became elated: "Why don't we be human together!"

Gojo Satoru brought the topic to himself in a timely manner: "In case I finish eating in a few meals, put the food at his place first. Let's find something for me to play with now."

Dazai's smile gradually disappeared.

Take care of food and sleep, and now I have to find toys for you.

Do you want to roll a bandage for you to play with?

"Mr. Tuo Si."

He suddenly called out to the person who was watching the play opposite him.

Fyodor slowly closed his curtains.

His malice is not concealed: "I can unlock your door, and I advise you not to be ignorant of current affairs."

"...What do you want to play?"

"It just so happens that Mr. Gojo's memory is quite good. Let's play Monopoly with the three of us. The sequence is Mr. Gojo, me, and you. I will draw the map and set the rules first, and Mr. Tosi will be the first person to act. If you count the points ...The mantissa of the subtraction of the numbers spoken by two people at the same time is used as the other person's points, and so on."

Fyodor sighed: "If I could, I wouldn't want to play this kind of game with a couple of lovers."

Starting from the subordinate of the person who drew the map, the points are determined by the other two people. Isn't that bullying?

Osamu Dazai didn't want to explain this question any more, and said in a strange way: "But I think I have a better understanding with Tuo Sijun."

"I mean, we can add a little bit of content, like how about replacing the punishment level with truth or dare?"

Gojo Satoru: "Yes."

Hideo Hayakawa then watched the three of them improvise and describe the map, and then started playing.

Everyone can memorize the map and the number of steps taken by others after only listening to the description once. In addition, there is extra energy to intrigue and stumbling each other.

Is this the world of smart people?

The world is quietly changing outside of the cell where everyone except Gojo Satoru is unhappy.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, who thought he could get the white tiger, pushed open the door of Osamu Dazai's house, only to see a person who absolutely shouldn't be here.

Wrapping his left eye with a bandage, the young man in black and wearing a red scarf in summer was sitting in the courtyard reading a book, and was taken aback when he saw the door open.

"Shibusawa-kun? You are now..." Shouldn't be here?

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: "Have you finally thought about it, did you kill Mori Ogai and get yourself into position? No... You can't come back faster than me, you're not him."

"Shibusawa-kun is not as honest as I thought, I'm really happy."

The young man closed the book, stood up, stretched himself, and gave advice to the guest.

"But the person you want to see has already left. I advise you not to make up his mind. It will lead to bad consequences."

It is a personal item that that person must hold in his hand, and no one is allowed to covet it.

It seems that I have accidentally taught myself in this world...

Paranoid, naive, insecure, crazy but trying to restrain himself.It can be said that apart from him, he has the worst personality among all Dazai Osamu.

Well, he was not a good person who would teach children.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, who didn't care about his words, didn't notice the presence of a third person in the room, and said boringly: "Come to visit another day."

Since he didn't see him this time, it would be difficult for him to find Atsushi Nakajima.

Sure enough, he was on guard against him, just like that, and claimed to be his only friend.

After he left, the young man also left the clinic that hadn't been visited for a long time, and went to a small bar.

Someone else's Oda Tsukuru was sitting in a corner looking at a blank notebook in a daze.

"Can't you write well even if you become a full-time novelist? Oda Saku." He walked over to order a glass of beer, and unceremoniously charged it to Oda Sakunosuke's account.

Just from the appearance, no one would guess that this is a man who often pissed off for various reasons.

Strange little things like helping a lost child find their parents or listening to a grumbling grandmother.He always stops himself because of other people.

"Ah... did I invite you to have a drink?"

He doesn't always say yes to Osamu Dazai's invitation, especially when his friends aren't happy.This time the other party was caught in prison, no matter what the plan was, he must still be in a bad mood.

Thanks to his foreknowledge, Oda Sakunosuke is one of the few people in the world who knows what happened to Osamu Dazai.

"Well... I have something to ask for you." The young man who didn't feel that he was being treated coldly (after all, he was regarded as an enemy by Oda Tsukuru in his own world) held his wine glass with a worried look, "He seems Going in a dangerous direction, I suggest you pick him up with Ango when he gets out of prison."

Odasaku: "Is that so, when?"

"It's coming soon, maybe faster than you can finish this chapter."

"Then I'm going to start writing."

"Read the most impressive confession sentence."

Fyodor, who chose the big adventure, was silent for a while, because he had no such experience, so he was very impressed that such sentences did not exist, so he just picked up a sentence at random and said: "For those who love deeply, even if you tell them I feel like I share a part of my name.”

This quote comes from Oscar Wilde, an artist who once had affairs with men.

Osamu Dazai said "the voice is not loud enough and the emotion is not in place" stuck in his throat, he looked at him in horror and closed his mouth.

He never expected that all the fuck around him were gay men.

Mr. Tosi, who didn't care about his reputation, smiled lightly.

And the next one to be tricked was Osamu Dazai, he glanced at Gojo Satoru who deliberately deceived him: "Let's tell the truth."

"Name three of your true friends."

Osamu Dazai covered his face in embarrassment: "Accept the punishment."

Gojo Satoru: Ah, this...

"The punishment is to sleep with me as my pillow."

"Change the punishment."

"I would have slept with you in my arms, unless you can beat me now."

Osamu Dazai collapsed and asked: "Why?" Don't you feel uncomfortable sleeping with a dead body in your arms? ?

"Because I'm a patient, Doctor Dazai."

Sleeping while incapacitated is a joyful and stress-free experience.

Seeing that he was very resistant to this, Gojo Satoru comforted him: "You can try to kill me while I'm asleep, in case you succeed."

Osamu Dazai: "Oh."

I believe in you.