My heavenly teacher, my object is evil

All the ghosts around rushed over, and this ghost couldn't help pointing at Song Yixing: "This is the man! He's gone too far! He even asked his dead wife to bless him? Do we have his wife among us?"

"I don't know, who is his wife?"

Zhai Yan felt noisy and his face was very heavy. He heard a ghost saying that Song Yixing didn't, want, face!When the evil spirit was about to overflow, Song Yixing looked at him.

Zhai Yan: "..."

Although he only had one look, Zhai Yan still noticed the warning in Song Yixing's eyes.

He thought for a while, put away his evil spirit, and said, "It's me."

"You are his wife?"

"male?"

"He gave you your gold ingot?"

All the ghosts are still talking to each other.

Song Yixing was secretly relieved.

In fact, Song Yixing was also quite nervous, he didn't expect that his fun with Zhai Yan would arouse the anger of these ghosts, but they also had good intentions, right?

But Zhai Yan doesn't necessarily understand.

Song Yixing had already cursed silently in his heart, and he was just short of a stroke of completion. If Zhai Yan made a move, he could guarantee that these ignorant good ghosts would not be crushed by Zhai Yan.

Now it seems that the ghost king is quite obedient.

"Yes."

"Correct."

Zhai Yan answered one by one with a sullen face.

"Do you really want to bless him?" Another ghost asked.

In fact, ghosts don't have the ability to protect people, they just try to accumulate Yin virtues after entering the underworld to exchange for the good luck of their loved ones in the yang world.

Yinde is not easy to save, and you have to work for the underworld for several years, so you don't want to save it!

"bless."

Of course Zhai Yan wants to bless Song Yixing, even though he has no virtue at all.

It was rare for Song Yixing to see Zhai Yan blending into other circles. He was indifferent when he pretended to be a human being before. He never participated in the hospital dinner and treated people coldly. Many nurses were afraid of him.

He suddenly felt the sadness of an old father whose lonely child was finally willing to communicate with others, even though the lonely child was full of reluctance.

Looking at Di Yan, Song Yixing continued to play with the yellow paper and incense candles, but he glanced at Di Yan from time to time.

"Why! He's so over the top, it's not worth your Yinde to protect him!"

Zhai Yan handed his gold ingot forward: "He gave it."

All the ghosts choked.

Bless you if you give money, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

After all, money can turn ghosts around!

Song Yixing wanted to be happy, but was stared at by Zhai Yan, he quickly put down his raised lips, the ghost king would be unhappy.

Song Yixing accepted it when he saw a good deal, and said to the incense stick: "Daughter-in-law, I'm leaving, and I will come to see you next year."

After finishing talking, he went outside, and Zhai Yan followed him.

All the ghosts made fun of themselves, it was very late now, and the number of worshippers became scattered, and they had to hurry up and move back the things they got during the Ghost Festival before their popularity disappeared, so they stopped surrounding Zhai Yan up.

Di Yan stared at Song Yixing's back and said, "Song Yixing!"

Song Yixing turned around and looked at him: "Hey, I'm so angry! Tangtang hates the Yeshan Ghost King for being so stingy? The pattern is small."

Zhai Yan: "..."

In fact, Zhai Yan wasn't angry, but just very upset when others said Song Yixing!Moreover, he couldn't do anything yet, so he had nowhere to vent his anger.

Song Yixing deliberately retreated back to Di Yan's side, and comforted him: "They don't know the truth, so to be reasonable, if I come to you to protect me and other people, then what, can you protect me with a forgiveness hat?"

Zhai Yan said calmly: "You are dreaming."

"That's it." Song Yixing suddenly asked curiously: "Hey, Zhai Yan, what would you do if I had sex with someone else?"

Di Yan was about to answer, but Song Yixing rushed to answer: "Destroy the world, I know."

Zhai Yan frowned: "No."

Song Yixing: "Huh?"

Zhai Yan said firmly, "You won't."

This answer surprised Song Yixing: "Trust me so much? Why?"

Zhai Yan stretched out his hand to touch the red mole on Song Yixing's neck, his voice was a little hoarse, full of affection: "Because of it."

Song Yixing was stunned for a moment, he knew that he had a red mole on his neck, that mole was smaller than a sesame seed, and he had it since he was born.

"What's wrong with this mole?" Song Yixing asked hurriedly.

Zhai Yan opened his mouth and was about to answer——

"Fuck, they're here!"

"Run! Run!"

Song Yixing watched all the ghosts rushing out, with a frightened expression on his lifeless green face.

The ghost who was pointing at Song Yixing just now saw Zhai Yan and said while running, "Brother, run! They are here!"

As soon as the voice fell, its ghost had disappeared.

Song Yixing looked at Di Yan: "Ghost King, are you running?"

If Zhai Yan didn't move, he didn't know what happened. Of course, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu came, Zhai Yan wouldn't run away.

Of course, Zhai Yan didn't move at all, he pushed Song Yixing behind him, and raised his eyes to look in the direction of the ghost group.

Song Yixing was startled slightly, seeing Zhai Yan's back, his heart skipped a beat.

Damn it, the ghost king is a bit annoyed!

Song Yixing thought about it seriously, he seemed to have never been protected like this before, when Lu Qian just accepted him as an apprentice, he directly threw him in the genitals.Thanks to Lu Qian's different experience, Xingchen Shanren has not been regarded as a weak person since then.

He carefully stuck to Zhai Yan's body, leaned close to Zhai Yan's ear while blowing, and said, "I'm so scared, the ghost king protects me!"

Zhai Yan turned to look at him.

Song Yixing: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

"It's hard." Zhai Yan: "I want to fuck you."

"..." Song Yixing: "Now is the time to talk about this?"

Zhai Yan thought for a while: "Then wait a while."

Song Yixing: "...Can you respect your opponent? They have called you for a long time."

Zhai Yan: "Okay."

In front of them, surrounded by a circle of Yin.Unlike the fleeing ghosts, these ghosts surrounded by a ghost king and a celestial master now have a sinister aura and hideous and ugly faces.

"I opened this road, this tree—"

boom--

No ghost saw how their boss vanished into thin air, and the only person present just glanced at them, unable to see clearly.

"You...you...you..." The remaining ghosts swallowed uneasily, but they had no saliva for a long time, and as they swallowed dryly, their bloody mouths trembled: "This evil spirit! Damn it! It's disgusting!" Yeshan Ghost King—run—”

The plundered gold ingots and other things fell to the ground, and the robbed ghosts sensed Zhai Yan's strong evil spirit and turned around to run away.

Before he could run away even one step, the ghost figure scattered in the air, slowly rising into the air along with the smoke in the place of worship.

The battle ended before it even started. Perhaps to Zhai Yan, this wasn't a battle at all, it was the scene of a dimensionality reduction strike.

Zhai Yan turned around and looked at Song Yixing: "It's fine."

Song Yixing pursed his lips, and negotiated: "I just did it last night."

Zhai Yan's words were sharp and undeniable: "I am a thousand-year-old pervert."

Song Yixing: "..."

What did Zhai Yan want to say, his eyes suddenly froze, and he raised his eyes to look behind Song Yixing.

Behind Song Yixing, the ghosts who fled in all directions secretly looked this way again, they were both surprised and happy to see Zhai Yan killing the evil ghost in seconds, but Di Yan's eyes caught them again, so they were stunned In the same place, I dare not go forward to retrieve the things that have been robbed.

"That..." The ghost who just reminded Zhai Yan to run away tentatively said, "Can I get my painting back? It was burned to me by my wife. It's not a famous painting, it was drawn by my five-year-old daughter." , no... worthless."

Zhai Yan stared at it, didn't the ghost really want to give up, and said: "I left early, I didn't even see my daughter was born, and the child didn't see his father, this is a family of three drawn by her imagination, please. "

When Song Yixing wanted to appease Zhai Yan and these ghosts without any malicious intentions, Di Yan withdrew his eyes.

The ghost floated over boldly and cautiously.

Zhai Yan was not moved by these words, but the ghost king had no interest in communicating with other ghosts at all. Now the ghost king just wanted to take his celestial master out of here to do some shameful things.

The ghost who got the painting said gratefully: "Thank you, thank you."

Zhai Yan didn't care and ignored it, but Song Yixing stretched out his hand and scratched Zhai Yan's body, and then spread his hand, giving off a little golden light.

How could Song Yixing not recognize this light? It's a merit!

Doing good and accumulating virtue can be saved by people, and so can genitals.The merits of the human body can make demons and ghosts not dare to approach easily, but the merits of Yin objects can have a greater effect.

Song Yixing excitedly said: "Zhai Yan, Di Yan, this is a merit!"

Zhai Yan glanced at the faint golden light, and then at Song Yixing who had a happy face, thinking that Song Yixing was happy because of his merits, and said, "Little Xing, you have a lot."

Although Song Yixing covered it with Taoism, Zhai Yan could still see it.

Song Yixing said: "This is yours! Yours!"

Zhai Yan thought for a while: "I have merit, will you be very happy?"

"Nonsense!" Song Yixing said: "Of course I'm happy, I'm so fucking excited that I'm about to jump into the sky!"

The ghost king understands!

The ghost king wants his partner to be happy!

The ghost king has also learned to be smart. After all, he is the ghost king who has been hiding in human society for three years. He knows that when people are happy, everything is easy to discuss. Although the object is a celestial master, he is no exception. , can you do it many times?"

Song Yixing said: "Do it, do it, do it once for a meritorious deed! Do all the 108 moves in the overturning cloud and rain!"

Zhai Yan was satisfied.

Then he looked at the group of ghosts who couldn't even control their Yin Qi, and said kindly: "Come and get it."

Ghosts, you look at me, I look at you, and then rushed here like crazy to pick up their own gold ingots on the ground and things burned by relatives in the world, and the scene fell into chaos for a while.

Fearing that Song Yixing would get other evil spirits, Zhai Yan took Song Yixing back.

"One, two, three...six, seven...seventeen..." Song Yixing saw one point of merit, two points of merit, three points of merit, what a fucking lot of merit!

"Two, four, six, eight, ten..." Zhai Yan also counted silently in his heart, he saw it once, twice, three times, four times, seventeen times...

Including one in Song Yixing's hand, there are eighteen times in total!

These meritorious deeds float in the mid-air, and the faint lights echo each other and flicker, like fireflies in the dark night, becoming a stunning touch of beauty in the night of the Hungry Ghost Festival.

Zhai Yan looked at Song Yixing who was happy, and then at these merits.

For the first time, the ghost king of Yanye Mountain felt that merits and virtues were not dazzling and hated by others, but this thought only lasted for a moment.

These merits and virtues are intertwined and blended. Originally, there were [-] points, but finally merged into one merit, just like nine small dragon balls merged into one big dragon ball after undergoing a tiger-like operation similar to 'Nine Nine Returning to One'.

Zhai Yan: "??????????????!!!"