My heavenly teacher, my object is evil

The boy was really intimidated by Song Yixing for a while, but Song Yixing looked at the girl and said, "Little girl, just keep checking according to your feeling."

The girl was surprised for a moment, pinched the corner of her clothes: "Thank you."

"No way, you also believe this?" The boy cried out, and then thought of something unbelievable: "You have doubted me a long time ago!"

The girl looked very embarrassed, she wanted to accuse the boy of beating up but she didn't want to continue to pester her, she thanked Song Yixing again, turned around and ran away immediately.

The boy wanted to chase but didn't dare to chase him. He stared at Song Yixing, probably because he was very concerned about Song Yixing's words, and he was afraid of Song Yixing's unknown identity, so he said dryly: "What the hell are you talking about..."

Song Yixing said: "It depends on your performance." Then he turned his head to look at Zhai Yan: "Right."

Zhai Yan: "Yes."

The boy wanted to say something, but Song Yixing didn't intend to communicate with this social trash anymore, and his eyes fell on the master who wanted to run away.

"Master Xingchen." Song Yixing asked curiously: "The fortune teller is agreed, where are you going?"

The master froze, he just kept on doing nothing, and wanted to run away with oil on the soles of his feet.

"Zhai Yan!" Song Yixing hurriedly shouted.

Zhai Yan's evil spirit overflowing from his fingertips dragged the master back and firmly pressed him in place. After finishing the work, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, feeling quite happy in his heart.

Ah, Song Yixing asked him to help!

The master turned pale, stared at Song Yixing and said, "You...what do you want to do?!"

Song Yixing said coldly: "Fortune-telling!"

"I... can't." The master's face was extremely ugly, and he looked at the two people in front of him as if he was looking at some kind of monster: "I'm a fool who became a monk halfway, how dare I use an ax in front of two Taoist priests."

When he heard 'two priests', Zhai Yan raised his eyebrows again.

Song Yixing didn't notice Zhai Yan's small movements, pulled away the small stool, and sat down in front of the master: "Forget it! If you don't, you have to count it!"

The master had no choice, and said with a bitter face: "What are the two priests?"

Song Yixing raised his head and asked Zhai Yan: "What is it?"

Zhai Yan: "Marriage."

"..." Song Yixing: "Then let's get married."

The horoscope of birth date fixes a person's fate. Everyone in the Taoist sect knows the importance of the horoscope of birth date, and they will not easily give it to others.

The master didn't dare to ask Song Yixing and Zhai Yan to generate horoscopes, so he took out a stick tube from his bag, and put several bamboo sticks into the tube.

Song Yixing took a look: "Avalokitesvara spirit lottery?"

Avalokitesvara spiritual lottery is a kind of fortune-seeking lottery used in divination before the Buddha, not the divination lottery of Taoism.

"I have been in Yuanming Temple for two days, and I took it out when I left." The master said rather shyly: "Compared to Tao, Buddha understands a little bit."

"Spoofing and cheating, don't discredit my Buddha." Song Yixing's face sank. Although Taoism and Buddhism are two sects, the two religions also communicate.Song Yixing has also been favored by Buddhists. After he and Zhai Yan were together, once he went to Buddhism to exchange culture, the abbot stopped him and gave him a consecrated Buddhist bead.

Song Yixing didn't understand what it meant at the time, so he gave this Buddhist bead to Di Yan, and then he didn't see Di Yan for several days.

"Yes, yes, yes." The master responded hastily, and handed the lottery container forward: "Prince Taoist, please."

Song Yixing picked one at random, and it was the tenth lottery.

Signature: Shizhi is a priceless treasure and treasure, just look for it in other places; it is like looking for fire with a lamp, it is better to clean it up in vain. ①

"Good sign!" The master slapped his thigh: "Marriage will meet, what can happen, there must be no other intentions, the truth in front of you! ②"

Upon hearing this, Zhai Yan pulled away the small stool next to Song Yixing and sat down.

Song Yixing didn't say a word.

The tenth lottery is at most a tie, not as good as this person said.But looking at Zhai Yan's appearance, he couldn't help laughing, so he didn't say anything.

"This Taoist priest, would you like one too?"

The master held the stick again and pointed it at Zhai Yan.

Zhai Yan glanced at Song Yixing, Song Yixing didn't allow him to smoke at first, seeing the faint look of eagerness in his brows, he thought for a while and said: "If you want to try, just try it."

What if it is accepted?

Zhai Yan just reached out his hand, but just as his hand touched the lottery, the whole stick exploded. The master flicked back in fright, and sat down on the ground.

The night market was full of people coming and going, and the air was filled with the aroma of various snack carts, and the burning smell was covered up.

"It's okay." Song Yixing comforted: "I'll settle it for you when I go back."

Only then did Zhai Yan's face soften, "Okay."

Song Yixing looked at the master, and was not interested in playing tricks on him anymore, he just said: "Don't let me see you bluffing and cheating in other people's name."

Then he said to Zhai Yan: "Let's go."

The master paused for a moment when he heard Song Yixing's words, as if he had thought of something, his face was surprised: "Daoist, do you know Xingchen Shanren?"

Otherwise, how do you know that he is wearing someone else's name.

Song Yixing hummed and said: "Xing Chenshan is personable, dignified, with a face like a crown jade, and a dignified appearance. You don't look like you either."

Zhai Yan: "..."

Grandmaster:"……"

Song Yixing was about to leave with Zhai Yan, and the master shivered while holding his package, until the two of them were far away, then he swung his long neck and looked in the direction where he disappeared.

After this episode, Song Yixing counted the time and found that the ghost gate was about to open.

There are countless large and small Taoist temples and temples in Beishan City. Although open flames are no longer allowed in the city, several special places for worship have been set up for the Hungry Ghost Festival.

Song Yixing found a place far from the city center, but there were still many people.Looking around, people crowded people, ghosts crowded ghosts.

"Hey, the third ghost, look, this is my granddaughter! I was only this big when I died." An old ghost made a comparison, and his mouth on the blue face laughed: "Oh, it's so big now! "

"My son has been admitted to university!" The third ghost was also excited, but he didn't know what to think, his face sank again, his facial features were wrinkled in various ways, and he said mournfully: "It's hard for the child to fuck his mother!" I passed away early, and the child was brought up by the mother who pissed and pooped, and was unwilling to remarry for fear that the stepfather would treat the child badly."

"What are you talking about on such a happy day!" Another ghost persuaded, "Look at what good things the family burned!"

"That's right, don't talk about these sad things, we only see you once a year, so cherish them!"

These are all ghosts who obediently follow the ghost messengers to report to the underworld after they die. Each ghost will be judged for the third time in the Palace of the King of the Underworld, and the bad things they have done during their lifetime will be liquidated. Of course, the good things they have done during their lifetime will also be recorded.

Just like slaughtering a chicken is bad, helping an old lady is good, and everything big and small will be reviewed.

Even if the good and the bad are balanced, you can go to Meng Po to report, and drink Meng Po soup to enter reincarnation.If you do a lot of good deeds, you may become a fairy. At the worst, you will choose a good family when you reincarnate, and the number of lives in your new life will be determined.If there are fewer bad things than good things, you have to wait for the evil to be offset before you can reincarnate.

In addition, there are also people who were extremely vicious and evil during their lifetime, who entered the eighteen levels of hell, and then fell into the animal realm.Therefore, many people who have done evil in the human world want to escape the pursuit of ghosts after death, which is why most of the ghosts staying in the human world are ghosts.

Song Yixing simply disliked popular science to Zhai, but only talked about the good and the bad, hiding the eighteen levels of hell behind.

Zhai Yan listened quietly, Song Yixing knew from his expression that this ghost was not interested in this topic.

There were a lot of people at the moment, Song Yixing was not in a hurry, so he and Zhai Yan waited behind the crowd.Anyway, I was idle, so Song Yixing told Zhai Yan the strange news in the underworld: "Thousands of years ago, the ghost messenger brought a strange man to the king of Hades to report. When I saw it, hey, this strange person has done good deeds all his life, so he will be ranked among the immortals."

In order to arouse Zhai Yan's interest, Song Yixing pulled him and said, "Guess if he has become a fairy or not."

Zhai Yan: "No."

Song Yixing paused slightly: "How do you know?"

Zhai cast a disgusted look at him: "It's not strange to become a fairy."

"It's true that I didn't become a fairy." Song Yixing said: "It's not other factors, but this strange man himself asked him to enter reincarnation. Since everyone has asked for it, we can't go against people's wishes and force people to become immortals, right? , but I always felt that it was a pity, so I put a bone in the chest of the strange man, waiting for the return of the second life of the strange man so that we can recognize each other."

"Zhai Yan is such a coincidence." Song Yixing bumped Di Yan with his elbow, gossiping: "I also have a chest bone, you think this strange person can't be me?"

Zhai Yan's gaze darkened immediately, and Song Yixing smiled: "Do you really think it's me? There are a lot of people in the world who have bones in their chests. Hey, there's a place for me. I'll go. Remember to be invisible?" Scared people."

Song Yixing suddenly saw the family leaving, so he hurried over.After occupying the seat, he beckoned Zhai Yan to come over, then took out a hundred yuan coin, and pressed the coin on the yellow paper.

Zhai Yan walked up to him and said, "What does this mean?"

Song Yixing said: "This is the common currency below."

There were a lot of yellow sheets, and Song Yixing took a long time to finish printing them, then ran to the side to light the joss sticks, and lit the yellow sheets with the flame of the joss sticks.

In the eyes of strangers, the burning yellow paper burst into flames, and the smoke went into the air.Yinwu's eyes were very different, those burnt yellow papers surrounded Di Yan, and when Di Yan stretched out his hand, they fell into his hands.

It turned out to be a gold ingot. The gold ingot was the size of two or three fists and was shining golden.

For a time, Zhai Yan became the most dazzling ghost in the arena.

Just like what Song Yixing said, the coins with the amount written on them are useless, not to mention that the living don't know about it, even the ghost king of Yanye Mountain just knew about it.

So the gold ingots obtained by the ghosts here are all small ones, where have they seen such big and shiny gold ingots.

So they all cast envious eyes.

Zhai Yan didn't show his evil spirit, and because he stayed in the underworld all year round, the ghosts present didn't know that the richest man in front of him was a fierce ghost, let alone that this was the ghost king of Yanye Mountain that gave Hades a headache.

A ghost came to say hello: "Brother, put it away quickly! It's not good for you to show your wealth like this. After the people here leave, the popularity is low, and those lonely ghosts will come to snatch it!"

Song Yixing next to him laughed.

The ghost gave Song Yixing a strange look, then turned to the other ghosts and said, "Why do I feel like he heard me."

Of course Song Yixing pretended not to hear, inserted the burning joss stick, put his palms together and worshiped reverently: "Daughter-in-law, please remember to bless me, the spirit in heaven, bless me with a smooth marriage, a happy marriage, and a harmonious sex/life/life."

"My God! My God!" The ghost exclaimed in surprise, "Come and see, everyone, come and see! This man is married twice, and his wife who is about to die bless him with a happy marriage and harmonious sex/life/life! Bah, what a shameless man. Which idiot will bless you!"