The weakest zombie ever

It is said that after a group of people tied Professor Wang home, they let him continue to study mutant animals.Of course, it is not to make animals continue to be ferocious, but to see if the character of the animals can be changed to be more docile and easy to breed; the meat quality becomes milder, so that humans can use it; If it is more abundant, they will not reject it.After all, zombies and humans are friendly forces now, how can they do stupid things like killing each other, so they can only look at the long-term and focus on the fat of mutated animals.

And the zombies said...Although humans are delicious, how could the evolved "advanced species" still eat human flesh like low-level zombies? My (crossed out) brother’s (crossed out) wife’s friend is also a human being, but his personality is very suitable for zombies, so as a zombie executive with a lot of loyalty, we will support the work.Of course, if any zombies do not support it, please give it to us... We will let him try the feeling that life is worse than death...

It stands to reason that after the problem is solved, according to the development trend of fairy tales, it is the prince and the princess living happily together. Of course, if it is in a Tanmei novel, it must be the prince and passer-by Jia living happily together. Together.

And in the "true" cheating article in this article, it must be that the cute Tao Lele was kept in captivity by the big devil, and lived in "distress" every day, but the person concerned just enjoyed it, and such a cute Wen, how could it end so flatly?

So when humans and zombies lived happily for three years, a certain sheep sneaked into the base and conducted an interview with the relevant personnel of this article.

We are very curious, how did the names of the zombies a, b, c, and d, as the powerful men of Zombie Huang Chiwang, come from?

Zombie a picked his nose, and then recalled: "It seems that at that time... I thought there was no difference between zombies a, b, and c, so I chose one at random! And you see that a is so sharp, not very spar-like ?"

Zombie b: "Just call me b when you come!"

Zombies c and d: "Don't be so serious about the name, isn't it me if you call me c or zombie?"

#On how zombies become gods! #

#Zombies are the real wise men! #

So, I would like to ask, what will happen to you if the zombies are disobedient?Isn't life better than death?

"Are you an idiot?"

"It's actually very simple. First, use the aura of our high-level zombies to oppress him and make him feel terrified! Then we take out all the crystal nuclei it has hidden, and we sit in rows and eat the crystal nuclei, so that he can't see what he has. eat!"

"Then starve him for a few more months, let him go out to fight mutated zombies, and return the crystal nuclei to our private treasury."

"Finally, when he was dying, take out the crystal nucleus in his brain!"

"Can I ask who came up with this method?"

Zombies a, b, c: "Actually, this is what we and humans have learned! It feels like every zombie is scared!"

Zombie brothers: "Boss is right, we don't want to try this kind of punishment that is worse than death!"

#On the viciousness in the eyes of zombies and life is worse than death! #

#The zombie who can eat without food, no matter how hungry you are, will he feel that life is better than death? #

#As a zombie, how can you think about zombies with human thoughts? #

So as humans, how do you see your allies zombies?

"They are powerful allies!"---This is the official answer!

"A sword hanging from the neck!" -------- This is the answer of the timid!

"Actually...it seems to be similar to us, except that the food is different!" -----This is the answer of a bold person!

"The minds of zombies are so cute!"---This is the answer of people who have had a lot of contact with zombies!

"All the zombies are actually cute and stupid!"---This is the answer of the only person who has touched the truth!

#On the importance of in-depth understanding! #

Is it good or bad for the zombies to come to the base?

"Of course it's good! I finally don't have to travel thousands of miles to see my brother, and with me protecting him, my brother won't have to be bullied by his sister-in-law any more!" ——by a certain younger brother accusing his elder brother

"Actually, it's pretty much the same for me." ——by supernatural beings and most human beings.

"Actually... Zombies and humans with supernatural powers are sometimes full of jq... One is cute and the other is doting, (???3??) can't be cuter anymore. And zombies and the like, they look too It’s not bad...there’s also a beautiful one! The most important thing is that the zombies have always been aboveboard in their feelings, and they never hide it, it can’t be better!” ——by can see the corruption of Welfare every day Girls.

"Actually... it looks like we can date and see!" - A certain man who had been beaten by his sister silently complained.

And what about the lives of Tao Lele and Chi Wang?

"It can't be more difficult. I've seen a follower, but I've never seen such a powerful follower!" Tao Lele supported his waist with his hands, and pushed hard to the edge of the pool next to him.

Chi Wang pushed Tao Lele's hand away, and then hugged Tao Lele: "Why are you so shy, you're an old couple."

"Old couple's wool! Sticky together all day long, you're worthless. Chi Wang, can you find something to do? If you really can't, go out and earn money to support your family!"

"Are you short of money?"

"Ok!"

"Yes, very short!"

"Oh!" So under Tao Le's anticipation, Chi Wang picked up the phone he had just got not long ago and dialed: "I have no money!...um...brother!"

Then turned his head: "Someone will send it over in a while."

#On how annoying it is to have a rich and clingy husband! #

#Only having a husband who is rich, clingy and has a wealthy brother can’t be more annoying! #

So Tao Lele, just accept your fate~~~