The weakest zombie ever
Chapter 57 I don't even know how to code words after breaking the update╮〔 ̄▽ ̄〕╭
For a master who has no sense of responsibility and doesn't care about life, the zombie human team said that this person is simply intoxicating.
"Speaking of which, do they eat meat directly? Or do they eat it after a while? Do they eat it raw or live? If they eat raw meat, is there any adverse reaction? But if they eat cooked meat, how do they light the fire? How do they roast it? And as far as I know, although the apocalypse has intensified their evolution, making their IQ slightly improved compared to the previous level of eating and waiting to die, but it can't be improved so fast, right?" Professor Wang said while starting to calculate in the notebook He was thinking about something, then he looked up at a few people and suggested, "Anyway, there are so many of you, why don't you help me experiment?"
Professor Wang, who has entered the state of a research madman, completely ignores the disparity in strength between the enemy and us, and devotes himself to the field of research.
As for Tao Le and his party, the human beings thought: I'll go, this guy is so good!To study is not to die, a lunatic is a proper lunatic!
The zombie looked at the constipated human teammate, then looked at Professor Wang, and silently complained: How do you think that the old Wang next door looks like his teammate before!Teammate's previous appearance = Lao Wang next door That is to say, in the near future, Lao Wang next door = teammate!Immediately, the zombies stopped being so hostile to Professor Wang. Anyway, they will be teammates in the near future. Although the teammates are a bit weird, we will not discriminate against him!
Obviously, the thinking of species is different!If humans knew what their teammates were thinking, they would probably vomit a liter of blood.
#My teammates and I are not on the same frequency how to break#
#My teammates look at me as if they were a fool, although there is no difference#
Professor Wang is worthy of being an expert in practice. After making a decision, he rushed to a console behind him and pressed a few keys.Faintly heard the sound of the door opening, followed by a sharp cry, and then saw a fiery red figure.
"Is this... a phoenix?" Tao Le pointed to the flaming ostrich in front of him, and asked curiously.
Professor Wang looked at Tao Le and said with contempt: "You can see it too? This is indeed the Phoenix I created!"
Before Professor Wang could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tao Le's next words: "Such an ugly, fat chicken can also be called Phoenix, I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha!"
"Idiot! This is obviously a phoenix!" Professor Wang felt that his research results were being ridiculed. This is a new type of bird he created by fusing the genes of various birds. Look at the flames all over his body. It's not an ordinary bird, it should be the king of birds, not a phoenix.Since you have been underestimated, you don’t have to be polite. Professor Wang pointed to Tao Le, and ordered to his own Phoenix: "Fenghuang, hurry up and eat them! I used to think that you only eat vegetables, but now you see It’s really not necessary, the balance of vegetables and meat is the kingly way, you serve it to me!”
A certain mutated turkey called Phoenix looked at the group of people opposite, and then turned to look at the person who ordered him.After measuring his fighting strength, he silently retracted his head under his wings.Is it a fool for me, a chicken that has never been killed, to be a chicken with that group of people?And who are you?Is it my mother or my father? As a principled, cultivated and vegetarian chicken, why should I listen to you!
Professor Wang rushed down and kicked Fenghuang's ass: "You useless guy, thanks to me raising you for so long, what's the use? You're not even as good as a chicken."
As a chicken with dignity, and it is a turkey, a fighter among chickens, it is unacceptable to be insulted like this.Although you provide me with food and clothing, you can't insult the dignity of a chicken like this. I'd rather be a free wild chicken than be raised by you!
So Fenghuang got angry, held his head high, raised his neck and yelled, and pecked at Professor Wang fiercely.After venting his anger, he started to run out with what he thought was an elegant step: freedom, here I come!
Professor Wang, who was pitifully pecked by a chicken, sat on the ground, silently watching his best achievements leave him without hesitation, and suddenly... suddenly felt that life was hopeless.
"You kill me!"
"..." What the hell is going on here?And what's the matter with that look of death like home?Also, what's the matter with the expression that we bullied you, we haven't done anything, we just watched the excitement.
"You caused me to lose my research results for several years, you can figure it out!"
"...It's obvious that you let it go, okay?"
"Then what do you say?"
"Actually, I just want to solve the problem of these mutated animals."
"I'm only responsible for research and not for raising." Professor Wang turned his head and said guiltily.
"..."
"And it is because they are disobedient that I can only hide here. Now that the only one who is obedient has run away, why do you think I am still hiding here? I might as well escape!"
"..." So, you are not a research fanatic, nor a behind-the-scenes boss, but a professor trapped here by research items?
"Why don't you take me out?"
"..." Can we pretend that we have never been here?How can we break such a stupid person if we don't want to know him at all?
"Actually, I have never studied zombies. Since you people can live so well with zombies, you don't mind taking me back and providing some samples of zombies for me to study?"
Shen Nuo smiled slightly, and then said to the subordinates beside him: "Pick up the man, let's go!"
"Hey, are we leaving like this?" Tao Le stopped Shen Nuo and asked.
"Are you still staying here if you don't leave?" Shen Nuo turned to look at the impatient Chi Wang, "And my brother is getting impatient, why don't you leave, waiting to be scolded?"
"Then what are we doing here this time? Is there any point?"
"Meaning? Isn't it here?" Shen Nuo looked at the revived Professor Wang, "Although this stuff is not very reliable, at least the little thing in the head is useful to us! Besides, Isn't the existence of mutated animals still useful to us? At least it solves the most fundamental problem between humans and zombies, food is solved, there is no dispute, can't we live well? Besides, there are The common enemy can bring humans and zombies together, isn't this a good bond? I believe that in the near future, this guy can also contribute a little value of his own. Research something useful."
Tao Le was picked up by Chi Wang: "Why worry so much, instead of caring about these things, why don't you learn more about me!"
Tao Le, who just felt that what Shen Nuo said was so reasonable, glared at Chi Wang: "Why should I care about you? You don't lack for food, and I don't lack for drink! The boss is a zombie and I don't need to worry about it! "
"What do people who don't matter care about?"
"It seems to be true. I'm not the leader, nor the leader. I'm just a little zombie, or the weakest one among the zombies. I don't need to worry about these things, do I? So I'm honest Eat and wait to die!"
Tao Le looked at Chi Wang who was hugging her: But with this guy around... can he really live his life honestly?
"Speaking of which, do they eat meat directly? Or do they eat it after a while? Do they eat it raw or live? If they eat raw meat, is there any adverse reaction? But if they eat cooked meat, how do they light the fire? How do they roast it? And as far as I know, although the apocalypse has intensified their evolution, making their IQ slightly improved compared to the previous level of eating and waiting to die, but it can't be improved so fast, right?" Professor Wang said while starting to calculate in the notebook He was thinking about something, then he looked up at a few people and suggested, "Anyway, there are so many of you, why don't you help me experiment?"
Professor Wang, who has entered the state of a research madman, completely ignores the disparity in strength between the enemy and us, and devotes himself to the field of research.
As for Tao Le and his party, the human beings thought: I'll go, this guy is so good!To study is not to die, a lunatic is a proper lunatic!
The zombie looked at the constipated human teammate, then looked at Professor Wang, and silently complained: How do you think that the old Wang next door looks like his teammate before!Teammate's previous appearance = Lao Wang next door That is to say, in the near future, Lao Wang next door = teammate!Immediately, the zombies stopped being so hostile to Professor Wang. Anyway, they will be teammates in the near future. Although the teammates are a bit weird, we will not discriminate against him!
Obviously, the thinking of species is different!If humans knew what their teammates were thinking, they would probably vomit a liter of blood.
#My teammates and I are not on the same frequency how to break#
#My teammates look at me as if they were a fool, although there is no difference#
Professor Wang is worthy of being an expert in practice. After making a decision, he rushed to a console behind him and pressed a few keys.Faintly heard the sound of the door opening, followed by a sharp cry, and then saw a fiery red figure.
"Is this... a phoenix?" Tao Le pointed to the flaming ostrich in front of him, and asked curiously.
Professor Wang looked at Tao Le and said with contempt: "You can see it too? This is indeed the Phoenix I created!"
Before Professor Wang could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tao Le's next words: "Such an ugly, fat chicken can also be called Phoenix, I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha!"
"Idiot! This is obviously a phoenix!" Professor Wang felt that his research results were being ridiculed. This is a new type of bird he created by fusing the genes of various birds. Look at the flames all over his body. It's not an ordinary bird, it should be the king of birds, not a phoenix.Since you have been underestimated, you don’t have to be polite. Professor Wang pointed to Tao Le, and ordered to his own Phoenix: "Fenghuang, hurry up and eat them! I used to think that you only eat vegetables, but now you see It’s really not necessary, the balance of vegetables and meat is the kingly way, you serve it to me!”
A certain mutated turkey called Phoenix looked at the group of people opposite, and then turned to look at the person who ordered him.After measuring his fighting strength, he silently retracted his head under his wings.Is it a fool for me, a chicken that has never been killed, to be a chicken with that group of people?And who are you?Is it my mother or my father? As a principled, cultivated and vegetarian chicken, why should I listen to you!
Professor Wang rushed down and kicked Fenghuang's ass: "You useless guy, thanks to me raising you for so long, what's the use? You're not even as good as a chicken."
As a chicken with dignity, and it is a turkey, a fighter among chickens, it is unacceptable to be insulted like this.Although you provide me with food and clothing, you can't insult the dignity of a chicken like this. I'd rather be a free wild chicken than be raised by you!
So Fenghuang got angry, held his head high, raised his neck and yelled, and pecked at Professor Wang fiercely.After venting his anger, he started to run out with what he thought was an elegant step: freedom, here I come!
Professor Wang, who was pitifully pecked by a chicken, sat on the ground, silently watching his best achievements leave him without hesitation, and suddenly... suddenly felt that life was hopeless.
"You kill me!"
"..." What the hell is going on here?And what's the matter with that look of death like home?Also, what's the matter with the expression that we bullied you, we haven't done anything, we just watched the excitement.
"You caused me to lose my research results for several years, you can figure it out!"
"...It's obvious that you let it go, okay?"
"Then what do you say?"
"Actually, I just want to solve the problem of these mutated animals."
"I'm only responsible for research and not for raising." Professor Wang turned his head and said guiltily.
"..."
"And it is because they are disobedient that I can only hide here. Now that the only one who is obedient has run away, why do you think I am still hiding here? I might as well escape!"
"..." So, you are not a research fanatic, nor a behind-the-scenes boss, but a professor trapped here by research items?
"Why don't you take me out?"
"..." Can we pretend that we have never been here?How can we break such a stupid person if we don't want to know him at all?
"Actually, I have never studied zombies. Since you people can live so well with zombies, you don't mind taking me back and providing some samples of zombies for me to study?"
Shen Nuo smiled slightly, and then said to the subordinates beside him: "Pick up the man, let's go!"
"Hey, are we leaving like this?" Tao Le stopped Shen Nuo and asked.
"Are you still staying here if you don't leave?" Shen Nuo turned to look at the impatient Chi Wang, "And my brother is getting impatient, why don't you leave, waiting to be scolded?"
"Then what are we doing here this time? Is there any point?"
"Meaning? Isn't it here?" Shen Nuo looked at the revived Professor Wang, "Although this stuff is not very reliable, at least the little thing in the head is useful to us! Besides, Isn't the existence of mutated animals still useful to us? At least it solves the most fundamental problem between humans and zombies, food is solved, there is no dispute, can't we live well? Besides, there are The common enemy can bring humans and zombies together, isn't this a good bond? I believe that in the near future, this guy can also contribute a little value of his own. Research something useful."
Tao Le was picked up by Chi Wang: "Why worry so much, instead of caring about these things, why don't you learn more about me!"
Tao Le, who just felt that what Shen Nuo said was so reasonable, glared at Chi Wang: "Why should I care about you? You don't lack for food, and I don't lack for drink! The boss is a zombie and I don't need to worry about it! "
"What do people who don't matter care about?"
"It seems to be true. I'm not the leader, nor the leader. I'm just a little zombie, or the weakest one among the zombies. I don't need to worry about these things, do I? So I'm honest Eat and wait to die!"
Tao Le looked at Chi Wang who was hugging her: But with this guy around... can he really live his life honestly?
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