lure brother deep

A dream of aging caused Chu Qing to have the illusion that he had slept for the longest time in the afternoon, and even after he woke up, he was at a loss for a moment and couldn't remember the day and night.

The brothers on the bunk got up. He scratched his hair, looked down at Jiang Feng who was lying on the ground, and asked casually, "Jiang Feng, what time is it?" His voice was slightly hoarse and magnetic, in a low voice. Confused.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Feng was startled by the sound of gravel, and his finger accidentally swipe across the screen, causing the person who was lying in ambush on the hillside to stand up straight on the game interface , Then, he watched helplessly as he was "bang bang bang" by the enemy's AK-47 standing upright in a military posture.Immediately afterwards, at least two sniper rifles slammed into the grass around him, and the two teammates were immediately exposed and sacrificed honorably.

Immediately there was a scolding in the game:

"Who asked the mother to put that as a target? Kill me!"

"Hey! Who is that! Dried fresh ginger, are you in a hurry to give away the head?"

"Dried fresh ginger? Where's the person? This kid won't escape, right?"

However, Jiang Feng didn't care about Aite's teammates. When he heard the question, he looked up at the person on the upper bunk, with disheveled hair, a blush on his cheeks, and extremely lazy.

Jiang Feng: "..."

Looking around, thinking of the other party's weird sleep talk at noon, he couldn't help but feel anxious. There are so many people in Emma's bedroom, why does the second child have to ask him?

After thinking about it, he muttered that he was not feeling well, so he could only reply stammeringly: "Two...two o'clock...35 minutes."

"...", Chu Qing blinked, "Why are you stuttering when you speak? And... you are so good, are you shaking your wool?"

"I didn't... didn't tremble! Second child, you...you read it wrong!" Jiang Feng, who was trying to maintain a normal mind, wanted to cry, but he couldn't say that this was a stress reaction caused by the fear of being dominated by hot hands. Bar?

Chu Qing looked at the insincere expression of the bastard below, and became more and more confused. He asked directly: "You are shaking like a sieve and you still don't admit it? Are you doing something wrong with your reaction?"

"No, how could such an upright person like me do something wrong!" Jiang Feng looked at Chu Qing's squinted phoenix eyes, feeling a little overwhelmed, and suddenly had the urge to seek foreign aid, but looked around , Those few roommates pretended to be too busy, and they all seemed to be immersed in their own world and couldn't extricate themselves.

On the surface, they were concentrating on reading books, typing on the keyboard, and typing pesticides, but in fact, the few people who secretly pricked up their ears: "..."

Seeing that Chu Qing was still staring at him intently, Jiang Feng was impatient for a moment, and blurted out: "Second brother, I have a girl ticket!"

"Ah?" This sentence was very thoughtless, Chu Qing was stunned for a while and didn't turn his head, but suddenly there were some untimely coughs in the dormitory, mixed with two muffled laughs.

Jiang Feng turned his head and stared fiercely at Zhang Ling who was shrugging his shoulders with his back turned. The other party seemed to have noticed such a scorching gaze and slightly restrained. Only then did Jiang Feng realize that what he said was a bit strange, and quickly changed A way of saying: "Then... well, didn't I talk about my partner yesterday? I'll tell you!"

Chu Qing raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Isn't that you joking, is it fake?"

"What a fake!" Jiang Feng said angrily: "It's almost halfway through the university and it's hard to get into this one. As soon as there is a door, I will tell us about this room. If you don't feel happy for me, just pay me a second." Questioning and ridiculing one by one! I have to explain one by one that I am not lying, not lying, not being self-indulgent!"

Seeing Jiang Feng getting angry while talking, Chu Qing turned and asked the boy sitting in front of the computer: "Xia Zhi, is this true?"

Xia Zhi's typing fingers paused, and he turned around with a chair, and said with a smile: "It is indeed true. Last night when you were away, the boss held a special meeting and explained his matter solemnly and seriously." Big things in life. But..."

The smile in Xia Zhi's eyes became more obvious, and he said slowly: "His relationship is a bit special."

"So it's true!" Chu Qing glanced at Jiang Feng's rough Chinese character face and the green stubble on his chin, and sighed, "It seems that the little girls and uncles nowadays really control a lot!"

The voice of this sentence was relatively low, and Jiang Feng couldn't hear it clearly after a distance, but he knew it was not a good word with his toes. He couldn't help touching his face, and shouted angrily: "I am so romantic and suave. Yizhihua was also rated as one of the top ten good seniors of the Imperial University in the past year, it will be a matter of time before such a warm man like me finds a partner, okay, do you need to be so surprised?"

The few people in the dormitory were rarely silent, thinking, it’s not because you are a good senior because you hooked up with elementary school girls as soon as you started school in your sophomore year. During the military training, you served tea and water, but in the end you didn’t hook up with any of them and became famous on the school forum. Well, as a typical example of "central air conditioning"...

However, seeing Jiang Feng feeling good about himself, Chu Qing opened his mouth and still didn't hit him. Instead, he asked him: "Jiang Feng, is the girl you dated from our college? A freshman girl?" No wonder. He speculates like this, it is really drawing pictures all day long, their circle is really limited, and all they know are people in this area, but what makes him curious is that he has never seen Jiang Feng socialize, how could he abduct him quietly? Got a girl?

However, his doubts were soon explained.

"No, she goes to school in the imperial capital, but not our school. We have been chatting on WeChat." Jiang Fengduan sat on the chair, lowered his head and rubbed his phone with his fingers, feeling a little cramped and embarrassed.

Chu Qing was stunned, and after a long while, he digested these words. He supported the railing beside the bed and asked: "So you are dating online?"

"En!" Jiang Feng nodded shyly.

"I'll go!" Chu Qing was a little shocked, "Jiang Feng, I said, don't you claim to be a senior member of the Appearance Association? The virtual is not true, you dare to talk about it even if you are not sure whether the signal is a human or a dog? "

"She sent me a voice message, sweet, she must be a girl, okay? As for the appearance - oh! I have been single for a long time, and the standard for the other half is not so high! Now I only ask for two," Jiang Feng sad He spat out a few words—"Female, alive."

Chu Qing hit him mercilessly: "But you can't guarantee these two demands on the Internet! Who said that a girl with a sweet voice must be a girl? I saw a girl who was rougher than you on the headline video a few days ago The man is broadcasting live with loli voice!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Ling also chimed in and said, "That's right! Maybe it's a fake mother!"

"..." Jiang Feng refused to accept this possibility, stood up from the chair, and retorted loudly: "Absolutely impossible! You two don't scare me! My coco is so cute, how could she be a blue boy?"

Seeing that he was blowing his beard and staring, Zhang Ling could only curl his lips, and muttered: "Forget it, just go on obsessed with it! Anyway, if you have no money and no color, you won't suffer anything even if you fall for it." loss……"

Jiang Feng: "..."

"Koukou? This name..." Chu Qing noticed another point, he laughed and said, "Does your female friend have a name named QQ Xiaobing?"

Jiang Feng obviously failed to get what he meant, tilted his head and asked, "What Xiaobing?"

"Cough!" Wen Tai turned his face sideways and reminded, "The one who guessed idioms with you for a while last semester!"

"..." Jiang Feng understood instantly, raised his head and gave Chu Qing a sideways glance, and said, "It's getting more and more ridiculous. How can a robot be as soft and talented as my Coco? Last night we talked about life together from poetry and songs." Philosophy, even meeting to see the snow and the moon together, don’t you even think about it, can a robot have such feelings?”

"Okay, okay, I won't question it."

His philosophical feelings were all involved, and Chu Qing couldn't say anything more, so he closed his mouth and got off the bed.

However, he didn't want to chat anymore. Jiang Feng didn't let him go. Watching him take out a coat from the cabinet and start to wear it, he said leisurely: "Second brother, when it comes to finding a partner, the most controversial It should be you, right?"

"Oh?" Chu Qing buttoned his cuff buttons and cast a sideways glance at him.

"Oh, I've wanted to raise this question for a long time." Zhang Ling, who had turned around, couldn't help getting involved in the topic again. He sized him up and down three times, wondering: "Second brother, look at your They look good and have a good figure, and it’s understandable that they didn’t have one before college, but after college...why have you been single for two years?”

After saying this, except for Xia Zhi, everyone in the dormitory was shot.

"Brother, haven't you been single for two years?" Chu Qing said casually: "No one will stand with me in the evening, maybe the relationship is not good!"

Jiang Feng said "Cut!", and said angrily: "You who received a box of apples for Christmas are not qualified to say that! If you don't have a good relationship in this school, no one will be happy!"

He recalled self-consciously, "When I think about it, I still have a bad temper. Isn't it better to be handsome and taller? Didn't he get on the ranking list of the emperor's college grass? Why do those girls stay in the same space as you? Fumian, treating me next to me is more cruel than the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves?"

Zhang Ling also sighed, "This world of looking at faces really makes people desperate!"

"I..." Chu Qing couldn't laugh or cry, when he heard Jiang Feng's devilish laughter——

"Hahaha, it's okay, even if the world looks at the face, the second child still hasn't found a wife? He is almost a third dog, and the second child has no one in his heart!"

"..."

Chu Qing thought secretly, how do you know that he has no one in his heart?Telling the identity of his sweetheart might scare you to death...

ps:

Chu Qing: "Let me introduce, this is your brother, my daughter-in-law, my younger brother, Chu An."

brother?young married woman? who?

Roommates: "..." (@口@)