Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

This small restaurant probably wasn't so lively during Chinese New Year, and two strange things happened in front of the door this morning.

One is that old Taoist priests grow pears.

The second is that Sun Zichu was scolded and lost his soul.

For a while, it was inevitable that spectators gathered around again just now.Grandson Chu his mother, Aunt Sun shouted at the top of her voice.

"Everyone come and take a look and comment for us. This witch has taken away my son's soul! We are going to settle accounts with her!"

People could not help but discuss.

"Isn't this the idiot Sun?"

"What's wrong with this?"

"This girl helped someone before, how could she be a witch?"

"Also seduced Sun Tzuchu's soul away, does this mean that this girl is a vixen?"

"This girl doesn't look like a seductress, but she's really pretty."

Ao Yan frowned when he heard that everyone misunderstood.

"You misunderstood, things are not what you think."

"That's right, everyone, don't listen to this man's nonsense!"

Gu Yunchu also never imagined that one day he would also be crowned the throne of the seductive witch.The whole person is extremely popular.

She recounted what happened before, and then pointed to the entrance of the restaurant, where there were many diners who came out of the restaurant to watch the excitement, even the waiter and shopkeeper stood up.

"If you don't believe me, there are so many people in this store because people have seen it, and they must all be able to testify for me!"

"It's true what the girl said, I've seen it all."

"Sun Tzuchu is here to find trouble with this girl."

"Yong Gong and this girl didn't say a few words, the sky is bright and the sun is full of everyone, how could there be some evil method to seduce the soul?"

Sun Tzuchu went into the restaurant and went straight to Gu Yunchu's table, and opened his mouth to accuse him. Many people noticed this, nodded their heads and told what they saw.

Gu Yunchu was very angry, and he was categorical when he heard the words.

"Have you heard? You can say that I am merciless, that I am fierce and poisonous, but you can't slander my vision and aesthetics! This kind of person who doesn't distinguish between good and bad, black and white, I will just pick out the eyeballs! Step on the ground! Stomp your feet! You can’t even shovel the sticky ground! I don’t like it either!”

The beautiful girl's almond eyes are wide open, and she looks like she is not afraid of being broken into pieces, and she wants to stay innocent in the world [Note 1], as if if others slander her aesthetics, she will decisively pull out her own eyeballs and stamp on her feet Come to prove that your aesthetics cannot be profaned!

Onlookers: Ah, this... I can't, I can't.

In addition... Is your focus a little bit crooked?

The people at the Sun family denounced.

"Even if this is the case, it is a fact that Zi Chu has lost his soul now!"

"You girl is too poisonous! You have scolded our family, Zi Chu, to the point of death!"

"He may be wrong, but a slap can't make a sound..."

"boom!"

Gu Yunchu picked up a slate-shaped stone on the ground, held it in one hand, and slapped it with sufficient strength with the other hand, the slate shattered in two.

The beautiful girl in lotus root pink dress smiled kindly at the talking Sun family.

"Can't you slap it loudly? Is it loud enough? If it's not loud enough, stretch your faces over and I promise you can all hear it."

She was clearly smiling, but the Sun family trembled collectively, because what they heard clearly meant, "If you dare to open your eyes and talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will slap your brains out!" '

Aunt Sun said angrily.

"You killed my son, and now you're here to scare us?!"

"Anyone with a discerning eye will know that this matter has nothing to do with me. How long did it take me to say a few words to that grandson Chu? It was just that he rushed to beg for scolding, so I just scolded him. It was only a blink of an eye before and after, and then he It has been almost an hour since he left. Who knows what happened to him after that? Could it be possible that in the future he will meet someone who is annoying to slander others? Then what happened to the scolded person when he went home, and the scolded person has to carry the lawsuit?"

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"Oh, did I find out some way to get rich? Quickly think about who has scolded me. I will lie down on the bed later, without eating or drinking, and then let people ask those people Asking for money, saying that they scolded me, I got more and more angry when I went back, and finally fell ill! It's all their fault!"

The Sun family was so blocked that they couldn't speak, but they still insisted that it was Gu Yunchu's fault.

"You...you are making too much sense! My son Chu has been doing well all day, and he didn't do anything else today, except for meeting you foreigners! You are the ones who killed my son Chu!"

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"I dare you to have no evidence at all. What happened to the outsiders? We just passed by here and came in for a meal. In the end, we were first accused and scolded away. His father and mother and the whole family came. Said that I scolded him and lost his soul? I also said that you want to blackmail us two foreigners!"

Compared to being scolded and losing one's soul, obviously extorting money sounds more likely.For a while, many people looked at the Sun family with strange eyes.

The Sun family was in a hurry.

"You...you spit out blood!"

Gu Yunchu put his hands on his hips. "What's wrong with just touching you? When you opened your mouth to slander me, why didn't you think that you have no evidence and spout blood?"

If you have the ability, just talk to her, she, Gu Yunchu, the number one troll in the national uniform!

When the Sun family saw that they couldn't win against Gu Yunchu, they were furious and wanted to drag her again.

With a groan, Ao Yan pushed the hilt of the sword a little with his thumb, revealing a snow-white blade.He glanced coldly at the few grandchildren and said.

"Everyone, please respect yourself."

The onlookers finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said to the Sun family.

"That's right, everything must be based on evidence. In the final analysis, it was your grandson Chu Xian who provoked these two. Many of us have seen the situation of these two in the morning. They are good people who are anxious and righteous. How could they be unreasonable?" Doing that kind of thing to your grandson Chu, and you said that Sun Zichu has lost his soul is only a one-sided statement, maybe he just feels uncomfortable, so he can't eat?"

The rest of the people responded one after another. In their opinion, the grandson family was too funny, but grandson Chu was scolded in the morning, and he just went back to lie on the bed without eating or drinking, so why did he cry and make noise.

"impossible!"

Aunt Sun said sadly and indignantly.

"My son was unconscious as soon as he went back, and he didn't wake up for anything. You will know when you go to see it. Someone must have taken his soul away!"

When she said this, Aunt Sun stared fixedly at Gu Yunchu, obviously in her heart, this was the murderer who killed her son.

Someone said abruptly.

"Since this is the case, why don't you invite Granny Ma to take a look? Wouldn't it be better than you guys arguing here?"

"Yes, yes, please ask Granny Ma to take a look!"

"Grandma Ma is so effective, she must be able to see what's going on at a glance!"

Gu Yunchu didn't know who this Granny Ma was, and only after asking, did she find out that this Granny Ma was the witch here, and she was quite magical. Usually, if people in the nearby towns encountered something strange, they would go to this witch Come and take a look.

The Sun family immediately agreed, but they wanted Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan to go with them. In their hearts, these two foreigners must have caused Sun Tzuchu's loss of soul, and they couldn't let them run away.

However, Gu Yunchu also knew that he had nothing to do with this matter at all, so he followed it openly.I want to see what kind of situation Sun Tzuchu is, if you deliberately slander her, I will give you a head tilt!

Unexpectedly, after going to the Sun's house, everyone was surprised to find that the grandson Chu really seemed to have lost his soul. He was lying on the bed without knowing anything about him. If he wasn't still breathing, he would have looked like a dead person.

Ao Yan took a look and gave Gu Yunchu a look.

It is indeed a disease of leaving the soul.

Gu Yunchu was taken aback. [Is this guy really lost his soul? 】

The younger sister of the system was startled: [No, did you really scold people so badly that they ran away from home? 】

The corners of Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly: [Although I scolded people sharply, but I scolded people's souls so much that they ran away from home?Have you misunderstood me? 】

What kind of image is she in the heart of the little sister of the system?

At this moment, an old woman with a vicissitudes of life was invited in. This is Granny Ma.

Granny Ma held a copper bell in her hand. She jingled the bell first, but it didn’t work, so she asked her grandson’s family to find Sun Zichu’s old clothes, the straw mat for sleeping in summer, cut off some, and took some for grandson. Blood dripped from Chu's fingertips, and then burned the little pile.

A puff of smoke floated towards Sun Zichu, and then towards the window, but was quickly blown away by the wind.

"Grandma Ma, how are you doing?"

Aunt Sun glared at Gu Yunchu.

"Did these two people kill my son?"

Granny Ma shook her head and glanced at her grandson Chudao on the bed.

"His soul ran away by himself, not by someone."

After a pause, she seemed to have heard the discussion of the melon-eating crowd who followed, and added another sentence.

"The soul of a person is so important. How can someone scold a person's soul away just because someone scolds you a few words? You guys are really crazy. Take a step back and say, if you really lose your soul when you are scolded, you should explode on the spot Yes, looking at him like this, it should be because of something happened after this incident that caused the disease of leaving the soul."

Although Granny Ma didn't say anything unpleasant, the meaning of what she said was obvious, almost pointing at the Sun family's nose to tell them not to blackmail people.

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"Did you hear?"

Seeing this situation, the onlookers who came along urged the Sun family to apologize quickly.The Sun family apologized reluctantly due to their neighbors.

"I'm sorry..."

Then they quickly looked at Granny Ma.

"Grandma Ma, please hurry up and help us find Zichu's soul!"

Granny Ma shook her head, expressing that it was a bit difficult.After all, Sun Tzuchu's soul was not dragged out by magic, but left on his own initiative, and there were not many traces for her to find.The only way now is to let the Sun family try their best to wake up Sun Zichu. Half of his soul is still in his body. get back.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan walked out of the alley slowly, while Gu Yunchu was still thinking about Sun Zichu.

Although she has seen a lot in the world of Liaozhai, this thing is still too miraculous.

If she was scared out of her wits, she could still understand, but Sun Zi Chu obviously didn't. His body slept soundly, and there was no trace of frightened crying at all.

Can human souls run away from home by themselves?

Before you die, come on a quick trip?

The world is so big, I want to see it?

Gu Yunchu was thinking seriously, when he suddenly heard diners chatting about Sun Zichu at a bean curd stall on the street.

After all, there is nothing new these days, and this kind of novelty of leaving the soul will inevitably be discussed enthusiastically.After dispersing with the melon-eating crowd who went to the Sun's house just now, everyone now seems to be a detective.Each found an acquaintance, and began a serious discussion.One, two, three places where Sun Tzuchu's soul might stay.

But the diners at the bean curd stall started talking about Sun Tzuchu.

Gu Yunchu's ears twitched.

[A Bao? 】

She had a momentary sense of familiarity with this name, but she couldn't remember where it was familiar.

Gu Yunchu thought for a while, and simply pulled Ao Yan to the side of the table, asked the proprietress to bring two dishes of side dishes to the next table, and then said with a smile.

"Can you tell me about the grandson Chu that the two of you are talking about?"

The two diners froze for a moment, but they did not refuse. After all, what they said was known to everyone in the town, and it was not a secret.

Sun Tzuchu is somewhat famous in the town, but not a good one.

He was born with six fingers. In this day and age, such a birth vision would inevitably draw people's attention.But if that's all it is.Normal people don't talk about him when they have nothing to do.

It's just that this person also has a nickname called "Sun Chi".It is said that this grandson Chu usually can't understand good words, can't read the worldly wisdom, but he still has a self-righteous and unproportioned infatuation.This is why everyone hates him.

Not to mention the other stupid things he did, what the two diners are talking about now is the big commotion he made in this town a few days ago.

This guy actually asked a matchmaker to propose marriage to the Wang family!

Who is the Wang family? They are a well-known wealthy family in the vicinity. I heard that the family property is rich, comparable to princes!

That girl from the Wang family, Abao, is not a vulgar and ugly girl who cannot be married, but a girl with a beautiful appearance, a lovely and kind temperament, and a good girl who many men are vying to marry!

And what about Sun Zichu?

He comes from an ordinary family, and he barely has a reputation for literary talent. Some people give him face and call him a celebrity.But because of his obsession, those who are willing to associate with him are not good people, not to mention helping Sun Tzu Chu a bit, and often deliberately laughing at him and making fun of Sun Tzu Chu.

The most important thing is that this grandson Chu had a wife before, who died not long ago, and he is a widower whose wife died!

This time Sun Zichu was also teased by someone, who clearly wanted to see Sun Zichu joke.However, Sun Tzuchu seemed to be demented and couldn't see clearly, so he actually gave the matchmaker a few taels of silver to ask for a marriage proposal!

He didn't even think about it, even if he was married for the first time, he still couldn't reach the threshold for the Wang family to choose a son-in-law, and now a widower dares to miss the beautiful young lady of the Wang family's wealthy family? !

Why?Because of your ugly looks?As beautiful as you think?Because your skin is thicker than the city wall?

Forget it, the key is that Sun Tzuchu's infatuation is still very scary.

Speaking of which, this is also the fault of Miss Abao. She heard about this and probably did not expect that Sun Chi would propose marriage to her, so she joked to the matchmaker that if Sun Chi took his extra finger, she would marry.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the grandson Chu actually chopped off the sixth finger with a knife, and the matchmaker almost fainted from the bloody fright.

This is cutting off one's own finger. Who can do such a thing? !

The matchmaker hurried to Wang's house to tell Miss Abao about this, and Miss Abao was also shocked, saying that it would be better to let the grandson Chu get rid of his obsession.

When Sun Tzuchu heard the matchmaker's message, he immediately said that he was neither stupid nor stupid, what kind of stupidity did he need to get rid of?

Then she said to the matchmaker, that girl Abao may not be as beautiful as a fairy herself, so why raise her worth so high?Said that he didn't want to propose marriage yet!

Let's not talk about how annoying Sun Zichu's slander of Miss Abao is, how similar it is to the fox who can't eat grapes and says grapes are sour.

When they heard this, everyone realized that this grandson Chu didn't seem to have seen Miss Abao at all!

If the two had met, someone could say that Sun Zichu was in love with Miss Abao.To be so insane, to cut off his fingers, is worthy of praise for his sincerity, but this grandson Chu has never met Miss Abao, what kind of sincerity does he have? !

Looking at this matter alone, she was able to cut off her own finger cruelly and resolutely just to marry a wealthy daughter whom she had never seen before.This is really scary!

Do you think this is cutting corns or circumcision?That's your finger, the Thumbelina who has been with you for more than 20 years!

Who is a normal person doing this?What a madman!

Because of this incident, his grandson Chu's plan to marry him another wife was completely delayed.After all, under normal circumstances, who would ration their daughter to such a man?

Let’s not talk about whether that grandson Chu wants to climb high, but let’s talk about his insanity. If the husband and wife quarrel in the future, and the wife says, hack me to death if you have the ability, what will happen if this grandson Chu really takes a knife?

This incident made both the Sun family and the Wang family unhappy. The only good thing was that the friends who liked to make fun of Sun Zichu had alienated Sun Zichu.

They never thought that grandson Chu Pingri looked clumsy, but in fact he could be so cruel to himself!Thinking back to how they teased Sun Zichu before, they were afraid that Sun Zichu would chop them all off with a knife one day!

Friends of the fox and the dog: the dog's life is important, the wind is tight!

One of the diners laughed.

"Didn't grandson Chu suffer from the disease of leaving the soul? I heard that Miss A Bao was buying rouge in the shop where he passed before, so I said, maybe this whimsical guy like him finally saw the real face of Miss A Bao, so the soul They all flew!"

Another diner sneered.

"You don't want to bully Miss Abao, that grandson Chu...hehe..."

Although he didn't say anything after that, he understood everything.It is not a good thing to be favored by the idiot Sun Tzu.

That Abao girl jokingly said that people should cut off the extra fingers. Although this is very inappropriate, normal people will retreat when they hear it. Who would really cut off their fingers?But that Sun Chi will.

Now because of this incident, Miss Abao has been charged with forcing people to cut off her fingers, and her nose is ashamed.

Ao Yan and the little black dragon hiding in Gu Yunchu's sleeve were shocked when they heard this, and the system sister yelled in horror.

Are all human male courtships so hardcore now?

Cut off fingers to pick up girls, are you trying to scare someone to death?

What kind of idiot, the ancients spoke so elegantly, isn't this crazy? !

After Gu Yunchu listened, his eyes changed. After thanking the two diners, he took Ao Yan and went straight to Wang's house.

Ao Yan was puzzled. "What's wrong? What's wrong with this house?"

Gu Yunchu said seriously. "I always feel that what those two people said is very possible, so I can't help but want to see if Sun Tzuchu's soul is here."

In fact, she was basically sure that Sun Zichu's soul was probably by Miss Abao's side.

Because she just remembered now that Abao and Sun Zichu are a story in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.

After the grandson Chu failed in his marriage proposal, it was not today, but during a holiday outing, he met A Bao who was also traveling with a group of friends.

Let's not talk about how those frivolous men commented on Abao, but just say that the behavior of the protagonist Sun Zichu really left a psychological shadow on the young Gu Yunchu at that time.

Sun Tzuchu was fascinated by Abao's beauty as soon as he met him.The soul flew away.

Literally, his soul flew away, and his soul followed A Bao directly. Because it was a soul, no one could see him. This man just followed A Bao into the boudoir in such a grandiose manner, sitting and lying together, even at night And have sex with others!

Ah Bao didn't even know that there were living souls around her. In her dream, she had sex with a strange man. She only thought it was a dream, but she didn't know that everything was real!

Although at the end of the story, it is written that A Bao married his grandson Chu, and the husband and wife are loving.

But Gu Yunchu felt nauseous looking at it.

what is love?

All she knew was that when Ah Bao was fucked by a fan girl at night and didn't know anything, he absolutely didn't have any love for Sun Tzu Chu!

Love shit love!

She, Gu Yunchu, was born with a hot temper and was nosy, so regardless of what happens in the future of this story, she is going to beat the mandarin ducks today!

Practitioners, sometimes they do feel something in the dark. Ao Yan thought Gu Yunchu meant this, so he followed her into the courtyard wall of Wang's house.

The two walked all the way to the backyard, and it took some effort to find the place where Miss Abao lived.At this time, Miss A Bao seemed to be in the boudoir.

Ao Yan turned her head silently, and stood aside to give Gu Yunchu the wind. The girl's boudoir is not so easy to look at casually.

Gu Yunchu poked his head carefully towards the window, wanting to see if his guess was correct.As a result, the little black dragon who poked his head out of his sleeve to peek together widened his eyes in shock.The pure little milk dragon beeped softly.

"What are they doing?"

In the boudoir of the warm daughter's house, a beautiful girl was taking a nap at noon.The autumn wind blows through the curtains on the bed along the window, and everything reveals the laziness of autumn.

But this is only on the surface. In the eyes of those who can see, Xiao Heilong and Gu Yunchu, the translucent living soul grandson Chu is bending over beside the bed, reaching out his hand obsessively to touch Miss Abao's face, and then It slid down slowly and reached the skirt of the other person's clothes.

Under the bed, four ghost hands stretched out slowly, and actually two ghosts were crawling out slowly.

That grandson Chu hadn't noticed the movement around him yet, and his hands seemed to be shaking a little from the excitement.

The whole room was full of ghosts, like a hundred ghosts walking at night!

So many perverts? !

Gritting her teeth in anger, Gu Yunchu pulled the little black dragon out of her sleeve.Let him stay outside.

The little black dragon is not a well-behaved person, so he said immediately.

"I don't, why don't you let me in? This is not your house?"

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, Gu Yunchu beside him changed his appearance.

The bald-haired white-haired woman was holding a big mallet and showing a sinister smile at him.

"Girl's boudoir, men stop, if you don't talk about male virtue, you will be beaten to death."

While speaking, the white-haired woman went directly through the wide open window, picked up a big stick and pointed at the grandson Chu, who was a thunderbolt invincible big bidou.

Sun Zichu let out a scream, and wanted to fall on Miss Abao.

Gu Yunchu pulled his hand and flicked it violently, like throwing a dead fish, and slammed it on the ground a few times.

Then a mallet slammed into Sun Zichu's abdomen, and at the same time stepped on his mouth, blocking his screaming.

"Boy, you are amazing. You run around girls' boudoirs in broad daylight and want to do bad things. Don't you know that if you don't talk about masculinity, your legs will be broken!"

The ghost hand that was sneaking out under the bed paused and retracted silently.

"If you come, don't leave!"

The white-haired woman sneered, stretched out her hand, and pulled out the two ghosts from under the bed. After a closer look, the good guy still looked like a boy who was only thirteen or fourteen years old.

Gu Yunchu was so angry that he hit them on the buttocks immediately.

"I told you to sneak into the girl's boudoir, I told you to be perverts, I told you not to be a man, and see if I don't beat you to death!"

Even doing such bad things at such a young age, I'm not afraid of rotten!

Miss Abao slept until she died, and couldn't fall asleep after being disturbed so much, but when she looked up, she saw a white-haired old woman beating two pale-faced little boys with a big stick.

She immediately screamed, but at this moment, the grandson Chu who seemed to be beaten by Gu Yunchu and couldn't get up turned into a parrot and flew up.

"Want to run?"

Gu Yunchu immediately held up the big stick, and was about to hit the bird's head with it, but he didn't expect that the parrot would make a sharp turn, rush towards A Bao, and get straight into her body!

Ah Bao, who was screaming just now, suddenly passed out.

Gu Yunchu was startled.

What is this ghost?

The soul can not only run away from home, but also forcibly live with others?

Hearing Gu Yunchu's voice, Ao Yan hurried in. After checking, he found that half of Sun Zichu's soul was entangled with the soul of Miss Abao. If she wanted to separate them forcibly, she might hurt Miss Abao.

Gu Yunchu was in a hurry.He yelled at Sun Zichu to come out quickly, but it didn't work.Seeing that the grandson Chu was hiding in Miss Abao's body like a shrinking tortoise.Gu Yunchu's eyes were full of anger.

Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration and thought of something.Probably because she was too angry, she stroked the bald white hair on her head and sighed.

"You forced me to do this. Since you won't come out, then I'll go in!"