Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

In the bustling market, a place was surrounded by spectators, and in the middle of them, a green pear tree was growing right there, and the tree was full of yellow pears. Everyone was dumbfounded and amazed.

Because they watched with their own eyes an old Taoist priest finish eating a pear, bury the pear pit on the ground at random, pour boiling water on it, and such a wonderful sight grew!

"A master!"

"Fantastic!"

"I don't know which Taoist temple is a true immortal?!"

Beside the pear tree, the old Taoist priest who performed this miracle touched his goatee quite proudly when he heard the amazement of the people.

"Hahaha, small tricks are worth nothing. Come on, everyone, wait for me to cut down this tree, and please everyone taste the good pears from my tree!"

While talking, he used an iron ax to chop down the pear tree.However, at this moment, only a stern shout was heard.

"Catch the thief!"

A figure rushed in from the periphery of the crowd, kicked the old Taoist three meters away, and fell heavily to the ground, causing everyone to retreat in shock.Taking a closer look, I saw a beautiful woman in a lotus-colored dress standing not far away.

The old Taoist priest was kicked until he was full of dog shit, and [-]% of his immortal demeanor just now disappeared.He got up awkwardly.There was a wry smile on his face, but anger was in his eyes.

"This girl, we have no grievances or enmities. I... I don't even know you. How can you beat someone casually?"

Hearing what the old Taoist said, the rest of the onlookers immediately accused the girl who kicked people.

After all, from their point of view, the atmosphere was originally very happy, but this girl suddenly ran out and beat someone, her actions were really brutal, and the old Taoist also said that she didn't know this girl, there was no wrongdoing and no enmity, so why hit someone casually? reason?

Gu Yunchu saw that the old pear farmer seemed to have forgotten the unhappiness with the old Taoist priest before, and then accused himself of beating someone wrong.The old farmer, who was too simple and honest, almost laughed angrily.

"I was kind enough to help you catch the thief, but you told me that it is wrong to hit a thief? As everyone knows, other people are not as kind as you. You are kind enough to help him speak, but he wants to steal your pears!"

When Gu Yunchu said this, he glanced mockingly at the old Taoist priest.

The old farmer still didn't understand.Not very gracious.

"This is stealing my pear, isn't this pear conjured by magic? My pears are all in the car! You girl, you can't talk nonsense, it has nothing to do with me if you hit someone."

[Good guy, this is the first time I have seen someone who has been sold and has to pay for it. 】

Gu Yunchu was not a good-tempered person at first, if it was someone else, she would be happy to teach him a lesson before making a move, but looking at the old farmer's dark skin, rough wrinkles on his face, thick calluses and Old and new wounds, she explained with a helpless sigh.

"These are all tricks, he got all your pears on the tree."

A trace of surprise flashed in the old Taoist's eyes, did he meet someone who knows how to do it?

He calmed down secretly.

"Young lady's words are strange. Isn't his pear in his car? Everyone has seen my pear. It blossomed and bears fruit on the tree itself. You must pay attention to evidence when you speak."

"Yes, we saw with our own eyes that the tree grew and blossomed by itself."

"Aren't all his pears in the car?"

"You little girl, don't talk nonsense here."

Obviously, compared to Gu Yunchu, a girl who kicked people away as soon as she appeared on the stage, the melon-eating crowd nearby believed in the old Taoist priest with immortal demeanor and strong magic power.

Just then, a cold voice came.

"It's just a cover-up, what evidence is needed?"

Gu Yunchu looked up, and saw Ao Yan coming down from the stairs at some point. He glanced at the pear tree, then at the pears on the cart, and with a wave of his hand, the old Taoist's blindfold immediately faded away. There is nothing on the cart, where are the pears.

The old farmer was surprised.Jump into the car.

"Ah, my pear!"

"As I said, your pears are on the tree. And this..."

Gu Yunchu walked over and motioned everyone to look at the handlebars.On the handlebar of the small cart, there was a fresh cut mark.

"Do you think this mark looks like the mark of being cut on this tree? Wake up, what grows a pear tree, blooms and bears fruit is a blindfold, that pear tree is your handlebar, and the pears on that tree are your car The pears on the table!"

If the original development of the story was followed, the old farmer would not only lose a cartful of pears, but the handlebars would also be cut off!

Even if you are naive, there are still young and old at home waiting to be fed, so be sober!

The old farmer looked at the handlebars, then at the pear tree growing abruptly on the street not far away, and finally came to his senses, rushed over to grab the old Taoist's sleeve and was furious.

"You old man, you actually stole my pears! Thief! Thief! I want to arrest you and bring you to the court!"

The old Taoist dodged calmly, avoiding the old farmer's hand.He patted his sleeves in a fairy-tale manner.

"I didn't expect to meet an expert today. But it says that I am a thief, but I absolutely deny it."

The old farmer was anxious: "Why don't you admit it? You stole my pear!"

"Those thieves and thieves do it to steal property, or steal food to fatten their bellies, but have I eaten it myself?"

Relying on himself being a head taller than the skinny old farmer, the old Taoist spoke condescendingly.

"I just saw that you were too stingy in the past. You treated your fellow countrymen with a penny, and you always compare pennies and pennies for a little thing. You have no human feelings at all. You are like a miser and miser. So I want to teach you a lesson. Sharing pears with everyone is just to wake you up!"

Someone in the crowd responded immediately.

"That's right, this old Xie is usually the most stingy, iron cock-like guy. I heard that his younger brother was in trouble for a year, and he received a little relief from him. After that, he just delayed paying back the money. This old Xie was not happy. Immediately Just pointing at his brother's nose and cursing, brothers need to settle accounts! If you don't pay back the money, I don't want your brother!"

"That's right, the last time my baby just ate a pear from him, and it wasn't worth a lot of money, and he insisted on making us lose money, it's really not humane at all!"

"The pear tree was not planted by him, but by his ancestors. His father was not as stingy as he was when he was alive, and he was very good at being a man. He would bring us a few in previous years, but when he came to him, he would smell it. I need to give money! I'm bah!"

There were only a few people who spoke loudly, and most of the melon-eating people just whispered after the situation changed again and again, looking around at the old Taoist priest and Gu Yunchu, and did not express their opinions directly.

But as the saying goes, one mouth is hard to beat a crowd of mouths.The old farmer was always stupid, but now his tongue was tied up, and he didn't know how to refute.After holding back for a long time, only one sentence came out.

"You farts!"

Ao Yan couldn't stand it anymore, and frowning coldly glanced at those people.

"You are talking too much."

Those people were looked at coldly by him, and they were indeed silent for a while, but soon they spoke at the top of their voices.

"We're telling the truth!"

"That is, you can't just accuse us of telling the truth, can you?"

"I don't think the two of you are ordinary people. Why should nobles like you get involved in the affairs of us ordinary people?"

Ao Yan was not good at words either, for a moment he and the old farmer were blocked by these people's chatter.

Gu Yunchu was speechless.

"Your combat power is too weak. Let me go!"

She pulled back the old farmer who was blushing from the suffocation, and pushed herself up. Immediately, she sank into her dantian and glared at the old Taoist priest with almond eyes.

"A miser? A miser? An iron cock? It's ridiculous. When did you plant your own tree, sell your own pears, and earn your own money? You are stingy and don't care about favors? You are so generous, don't you still use other people's pears for favors? , Are you generous to others? Why didn’t I see you use your own money to be generous? Don’t say you don’t have money, don’t you have Taoist robes if you don’t have money?”

"It's autumn, it's cold, and the beggars on the roadside are short of clothes. You can take off this Taoist robe and give it to others. If you are more generous, you can still do labor for others. After all, you are a Taoist priest. Look at that mean man." His appearance is that of a loner who is not liked by others. If you go to do labor for others, their wives and daughters must be very grateful to you. You see, this is a human being, this is human touch, it is no more important than stealing pears from others and giving them away. Do good deeds?"

"What? Look at your expression, you are still not happy? Didn't you say you should be generous and humane? For this reason, you are old enough to steal pears from others Wake up people, why are you not happy when I point you to such a sunny avenue? No way? No way? No one really likes to use the standards of saints to ask others, but use the standards of sluts to treat others Ask yourself, right?"

Gu Yunchu touched his mouth up and down, and sarcasm spewed out crackling words.Before the brain of the listener could react, she immediately turned her head and sprayed the next one.

Gu Yunchu's almond eyes glanced at the few guys who were responding to the old Taoist just now.

"It turns out that he lent money to his brother. Hearing what you said, I thought he didn't borrow any money! Also, after all, it's his brother's family business. You can hear it clearly, why? You are in the middle of the night Peeking from under someone’s bed? Or eavesdropping on someone’s latrine during the day?”

After speaking, she looked at the old farmer.

"So who is this man, your brother and his own son?"

The old farmer was so shocked by Gu Yunchu's sharp mouth that his jaw dropped, he stared blankly at the girl beside him who had a fighting power, and only after hearing the words did he come back to his senses.

Hastily answered.

"No, I don't even know him."

Then he gritted his teeth and added.

"I did say that. It was because the old mother was taken care of by my family. He was supposed to give filial piety money every year, but he never gave the money. As the eldest brother, I didn't ask him for it. I was really nervous, so I came to the door. But he..."

It was precisely because he was so disappointed in his younger brother that he said such unfeeling words.

At this time, some people who eat melons said that this should be true. After the old farmer’s brother separated, let alone bring fish and meat to the old mother during the New Year’s festival, he never took a single egg to the old mother. The old mother ate.Money would be gone.

Gu Yunchu turned his head immediately.

"Listen clearly? If you don't know anything about other people's family affairs, you just talk nonsense. Look at your energy of jumping up and down. What you know is that there is a conflict between the two brothers. It has nothing to do with you. If you don't know, you may think that someone has dug your ancestral grave." Woolen cloth!"

Then, she turned her gaze.

"As for you? You are a very big boy. You are not ashamed but proud of stealing things at a young age, right? Isn't it just stealing a pear? How much is it? It's not worth it. Did you pay it? "

"Isn't it just that you are so greedy for cheap, why are you making such a big banner saying that there is no human touch? Gifts come and go, that's called human nature. If a good pear is given to a pig, it will make the pig grunt happily, and it will fall into your stinky mouth." , what else can you gain besides being worthless?"

"And you."

Gu Yunchu pointed.

"Even if he didn't plant the pear tree, his ancestors planted it and passed it on to him. It's his stuff. Does it have anything to do with you? Why is his father more generous and humane than him before he was alive? What's the use of giving pears to you people for free? Why don't you scold his son after his death, and even his generosity can become your words to scold his son!"

"Being favored by my father, not only did he not take care of him, but he was extremely greedy. He only wanted to continue to take advantage of others, and even bullied and insulted his son. You are not afraid that his father will come up to you in the middle of the night to ask you back the pear money from back then!"

After finishing the last word, Gu Yunchu took a deep breath.

Done work!

The scene was completely silent, and a needle dropped could be heard clearly. All the onlookers on the street stared at the violent Gu Yunchu in dumbfounded. Even those far away who didn't come to join in the fun stopped With my own movements, I looked at the girl in the lotus-colored dress in the crowd in a daze.

They have seen a lot of scolding, and it is not uncommon for a group of people to scold them. This kind of scolding battle between the market is almost staged all the time, but they have never felt so fast, hearty, and clear in their life. , Quick-witted scolding battle!

Where is this mouth, this is clearly a knife, a knife kills without blood!

Everyone: Dress...the more pink you dress, the more swearing you will be?

Does such a three-inch tongue really exist?

The ears heard it, but the brain didn't seem to react.

System sister: ... I always feel that even without her game system, Gu Yunchu, a woman, can still get along well in this era with just her mouth.

Facing everyone's dumbfounded, Gu Yunchu just smiled inwardly.

Oh, there is no one who can fight!

Suddenly, someone clapped their hands violently.

"That's right, that's exactly what it is!"

"Although this pear seller is stingy, his family background is poor, which makes sense. Those people talk about generosity, but they are just making profits for their own selfish desires!"

Although in this era, many people think that being stingy is not a good quality, and being a human being is a great learning, but compared to being stingy, the kind of people who like to be greedy for petty gains, ungrateful, and harsh words are even more avoided.

At this moment, those few people just now were scolded speechless, their faces were flushed, they wanted to refute, but they vaguely knew that they would only make a fool of themselves if they continued to speak, and finally, under the gaze of everyone, they covered their faces and ran away.

Gu Yunchu turned to look at the old Taoist priest to see if he had anything else to say.

The old Taoist was probably used to being praised by others with his skills, and he would teach the old farmer a lesson if the old farmer didn't give him pears. Now Gu Yunchu almost pointed at him and called him a generous slut.The old Taoist naturally couldn't bear it anymore.

The old Taoist stared displeasedly.

"As a practitioner, I just want to teach this old farmer a lesson. Girl, why do you insult me ​​like this? At my age, I also rely on the old and the old to give the girl a piece of advice. Don't meddle in ordinary things casually. In addition... stay a thread in everything, in the future Nice to meet you."

"That is nice."

Gu Yunchu nodded solemnly, then changed the topic.

"When I'm old, I'll talk nonsense on the street every day."

Someone in the crowd snickered.

Gu Yunchu looked at the old Taoist priest coldly.

"You also know that relying on the old to sell the old? Only the old, wise and virtuous old people are worthy of respect. What are you? People, what's the matter? You are in a hurry to reincarnate, and you are missing a bite of pear? Don't say that you are a fellow practitioner with me, I have cultivated virtue, and I am not the same kind of person as you, an old man who does not practice!"

"you!"

The old Taoist was scolded so badly that he finally couldn't hold back his immortal face.

"You humiliate me so much, if I let you go today, how will I gain a foothold in the future?"

While speaking, the old Taoist looked angry, and with a wave of his hand, the iron ax that had just fallen to the ground flew straight towards Gu Yunchu.

Everyone exclaimed for a while, just when they thought that the girl was sure to die, Gu Yunchu raised his hand and grabbed the flying axe.Then he showed a sinister smile.

"This is what you did first."

After a while, the old Taoist priest who was still a fairy was beaten into a dead dog, fell to the ground and couldn't get up.He was carried to the police on charges of theft.The old farmer took back his own pears.Thank you so much for Gu Yunchu's awe.

After a cup of tea, Gu Yunchu happily nibbled on the pears given by the old farmer, while walking up the stairs to the second floor of the restaurant. After all, they haven't finished their breakfast yet.Be thrifty, don't waste it.

It was inconvenient for the little black dragon to go down, so he lay down on the window sill to watch the excitement, and he saw clearly the burst of violence that Gu Yunchu had just produced.Seeing Gu Yunchu coming up at this moment, the little black dragon immediately raised his eyes, as if he was looking at some terrifying monster he had never seen before, and sized Gu Yunchu up and down.Among them, the focus was on Gu Yunchu's mouth.

Gu Yunchu put the pear wrapped in his clothes on the table, and raised his eyebrows when he saw this situation.

"Why are you looking at me like this?"

The little black dragon said in surprise.

"Are you really a mortal?"

Gu Yunchu: "Where do I look like a human?"

Little Black Dragon: You don't look alike anywhere.Especially that piece of paper.

He didn't even glance at the pears that he had been coveting just now, and climbed onto the table with his tiny body, saying with a particularly research spirit.

"Your mouth is even stronger than the craziest harpies. You scold so fast, don't your teeth and tongue fight?"

"You little black earthworm, who are you scolding for breaking your mouth?"

Gu Yunchu immediately rolled his eyes.But she is still in a happy mood now, so after thinking about it, she still answered the little black dragon's question.

"At the beginning, if you speak too fast, you will still bite your mouth. I have actually practiced this before."

Little Black Dragon: "Have you practiced? What are you practicing?"

Gu Yunchu took a bite of the pear.Vague opening.

"Of course it's how to swear faster and better."

The two dragons and the younger sister of the system were stunned.

[You actually practice this kind of thing specially?Person in charge? 】

Gu Yunchu spoke uprightly.

"Because I have had a bad temper since I was a child. A bad temper can easily lead to conflicts. In fact, when I was young, I didn't know how to swear."

She paused and added a sentence.

"I usually only fight. I was not popular at that time, and those guys who didn't talk about martial arts swarmed up and besieged me."

The little black dragon had a shocked face that you are such an adult.

"You can't beat them, so you started to swear at them?"

"That's not true. I couldn't fight at the beginning. I mainly focused on the martial arts, and secretly trained myself. I practiced in the summer and in the winter. Finally, after my unremitting efforts, I beat those guys to the ground. "

When Gu Yunchu thought of his feats when he was a child, even though he had a bruised nose and a swollen face in his memory, he still couldn't help but feel complacent.

"You don't know, those guys were crying so badly at that time, they were crying out with big snot."

Little Black Dragon: Although he is a milk dragon, he also knows that most people would not say such a thing as a great achievement, right?

Ao Yan couldn't help but tilt her head: "What happened next?"

"Later, that group of people who couldn't afford to lose even went to complain to the adults. In the end, they hurt the enemy one thousand and eight hundred, and we were fined together. It's still a disadvantage, and I'm too aggrieved. So I learned from the painful experience..."

Thinking of his chaotic childhood, Gu Yunchu couldn't help but patted the table.Said impassionedly.

"As the saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands. Since the adults want me to be a gentleman, then I will be a gentleman for a while. From then on, I practiced ventriloquist hard and practiced cursing against the wall every day. After a year of hard work and courage, I finally separated the air with only my mouth. Cursed and cried those guys! How about it, this story of a gentleman taking revenge for ten years is not too late, isn't it inspirational enough?"

Ao Yan;"Little Black Dragon;"Sister System: ...I didn't see your gentlemanly demeanor, but you really saw your narrow-mindedness and persistence.

Just as he was talking vigorously, Gu Yunchu suddenly heard movement, and saw someone walking towards this side.

Gu Yunchu subconsciously grabbed the little black dragon and stuffed it into his sleeve.

It was a thin man with a wounded hand wrapped in gauze. He looked simple and honest, but he came up to face Gu Yunchu.

"I don't think you're doing the right thing, girl."

Gu Yunchu was stunned, before he could react, the man continued.

"It's not a good thing to be stingy. If the pear seller is philanthropic in nature and gives the Taoist priest a pear directly, then naturally nothing will happen afterwards. Moreover, although the Taoist priest took the pear, he didn't get any rewards for it." The pear seller has already returned all the pears. Why does the girl insist on letting the Taoist priest be sent to the government?"

Gu Yunchu finally understood.

Where did this great wisdom come to be a teacher?

"Are you teaching me to do things?"

She glanced coldly.

"Could it be that the criminal can be released without charge if the murder is attempted? Stealing is stealing. He said so many things are no match for this fact. If I didn't come out today, the old farmer would lose a carload of pears. The car is broken, and the money to support the family has not been earned. Who will pity him? Who will generously feed his family's old and young? It is the old man who is full of generosity, but actually only generous. Taoist, or are you a guy who is full of words that you are doing wrong, but actually only talks about teaching people to do things? You can say so, why don’t you go to the county magistrate to see if he can acquit the old Taoist now?"

The man was facing Gu Yunchu's sharp mouth, his head was sprayed with dog blood, he was speechless.

Gu Yunchu waved his hand impatiently.

"What a stupid pig who came from nowhere, came here to stick green onions in the pig's nose! Hurry up!"

The shop clerk had noticed the commotion on the second floor a long time ago, and hurried over to persuade the man away.Then he kept smiling at Gu Yunchu and the others.

"I'm really sorry, both of you, that's our famous grandson, who has a lot of brains. Please don't worry about it, both of you."

Gu Yunchu waved his hand, not thinking about anything.Anyway, anyone who dares to come to her to beg for scolding will get no good.After breakfast, Gu Yunchu bought some snacks and prepared to go back to Dongting Lake with Ao Yan.

Although Ao Yan immediately reported her safety to Dongting Lake after finding her, she still had to go back.

But just as the two were about to leave, a group of people surrounded her.The leading lady opened her mouth and scolded her angrily.

"You witch, what did you do to my son?"

"You witch, what do you want to seduce my son's soul?"

"Hey, quickly return Zi Chu's soul!"

Gu Yunchu was taken aback.

【Ah, I've already returned to the Central Plains, I'm not in Rakshasa, right? 】

Isn't the captivating skill of soul-stirring and soul-stirring a passive skill only developed in the Raksha Kingdom?

Immediately after those people began to condemn her, she finally understood, it seemed that the man she scolded before, Sun Zichu, had an accident on the street not long after, and he stood there in a daze , After his family brought him home, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.An old man took a look and said that he was lost.That's why the Sun family came here.

Gu Yunchu: ...It's better to be passive than to be a fan of the crowd.

The little black dragon hidden in Gu Yunchu's sleeve whispered in awe.

"You mortal, I think you are amazing, but you just scolded people a few times, and you actually scolded people's souls! It's so terrifying!"

Immediately afterwards, the little black dragon said in a lower voice.

"So...can I learn this supernatural power?"

Coach, I want to learn this!

Gu Yunchu who scolded people's souls: I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!

On the other side, Ao Yan, who heard with his own ears that the next generation of the Dragon Clan is eager to learn the magical skills of cursing: ... Zulong, this prosperous age is as you wish.JPG