Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Gu Yunchu firmly believed that he was definitely not so unlucky, so under the beating of a woman surnamed Gu, Big Yu cried and admitted that it was all his fault.It is because it has evil intentions, holds grudges, and uses demonic methods to make the lucky girl Gu so unlucky. It is guilty, it deserves to die, and it deserves to be made into fish head soup!

Only then was Gu Yunchu satisfied.At this moment, she suddenly noticed that Ao Yan was looking at her.Can't help but look over.

"what happened?"

Could it be that she thought she was too cruel to catch this fish?

Ao Yan hesitated for a moment, then spoke.

"How do you know I'm a dragon?"

Gu Yunchu was speechless.

"On weekdays, so many people call you Longjun Longjun, and I'm not deaf. The monk Yuanzhen called you Qiantang Longjun before. I guess you are probably the dragon of Qiantang?"

What's more, this guy's surname is Ao.

Ao Yan froze for a moment: "Sorry, I didn't mean to hide it from you."

Gu Yunchu waved his hand, generously expressing that it's okay.

She thought that they had reached a consensus long ago and knew the identities of the other party and the dragon by default, but Ao Yan never realized that his identity had been exposed.

Thinking of this, Gu Yunchu took another look at Ao Yan.

I just feel that the guy who looks stern on weekdays is a little more... simple and cute?

But then, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan became embarrassed again.

The reason for Gu Yunchu's misfortune was roughly found, but the person behind the scenes who wanted to use the water ghost did not know who it was.

Leaving aside that Gu Yunchu himself was almost found by the water ghost as a substitute, just saying that this seemed to be a murder against one of Wang Zifu and the others made her unable to sit idly by.

While they were discussing, it was obviously an old turtle, but the old woman who called her fish grandma insisted on whispering.Said that if this is the case, she might be able to help make a calculation.

Although the tortoise shell fortune-telling is more famous in the market, she is quite talented, and the turtle shell fortune-telling skill is also good.

After obtaining the consent of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, as well as the water ghost's birth date, the old woman took off her coat.As soon as the coat fell to the ground, it turned into a turtle shell the size of a millstone.Then she took out the copper coins and began to tell fortunes.

Gu Yunchu looked at the side with a serious face.

The younger sister of the system has known her true face for a long time, and said: [What?Have you seen the truth that everyone in the world has big eyes and small eyes from this old turtle shell? 】

[What are you thinking about, this is of course impossible. 】

Gu Yunchu said with a deep expression: [I just think... this old lady is an old turtle, she took off her shell, so what would you say she would be if she showed her true form? 】

Following her words, the younger sister of the system couldn't help thinking about it, and stood up alone, an old turtle who didn't wear a turtle shell.

System Sister: ...that's weird, take another look.JPG

In view of Grandma Yu's last help, plus Big Yu's technique of drawing a circle to curse you, it didn't have any bad influence on Gu Yunchu, so Gu Yunchu thought that he was such a kind little fairy, so he let this one go. A fat head fish.

Of course, in order for it to remember this lesson, the benevolent little fairy taught the fish kindly, and reported dozens of delicious dishes to it in the beautiful Chinese language, from vinegar fish fillet to chopped pepper fish Head, from salt and pepper fish steak to squirrel mandarin fish.From steamed fish to pickled fish.

That's right, Gu Yunchu spent almost half an hour telling this fat-headed fish about the names of all kinds of fish and dishes in detail, and the vivid description made this fat-headed fish feel like he was cut into pieces with her words, After chopping off the head and tail, dig out the gall and dig out the fish bubbles.Either fried or steamed wonderful feeling.

In the end, Fathead Yu, who was educated again, didn't care about his face problems in front of small fish, shrimp, loach, and snails, and cried like a child weighing more than 200 catties.

A certain fish hiding at the bottom of the pool: When the fish cries, the water knows, and when I cry, who knows! QQ

On the bustling street, a man and a woman are walking on the street, the man is handsome and the woman is beautiful.It secretly attracted the attention of many people.

Gu Yunchu looked apologetically at Ao Yan.

"Sorry, I came here to attend my housewarming banquet, but because of me, it didn't turn out to be a housewarming banquet, and it delayed you for so many days."

Ao Yan shook his head upon hearing this.

"It's your fault, and I'm always idle when I'm idle. Going out to feel the world will help me to improve my cultivation. These are all my own wishes, and you don't have to bear the burden."

What's more, with Miss Gu, those boring things seem to become much more interesting.

Just thinking of his brother's misunderstanding about his relationship with Miss Gu, Ao Yan didn't say it out loud.

After all, the human world puts a lot of value on the defense of men and women, and he doesn't want to let Ms. Gu misunderstand. If Ms. Gu alienates him because of this, it would be unbeautiful.

While talking, the two of them did not forget to stare at the front.

In front of them, Wang Ziyue, Wang Zifu and Ying Ning were shopping together, stopping at the stalls to look curiously from time to time.Of course, this is just an illusion.The three of them came out at the request of Gu Yunchu, and according to the hexagram of the fish grandma, the person behind the scenes who used the water ghost to harm people will soon show up by himself.

Before they knew it, the three of them passed a fortune-telling booth, and a fortune-teller sitting on the booth suddenly spoke.

"Girl is so elegant, you still go out on the street at this time?"

These words attracted the attention of the three of them, Wang Ziyue turned his head to look, and immediately pulled his face down.

"It's you?"

The fortune teller stroked his beard.

"The girl still remembers me, so I don't know if this time, would you be willing to exchange a hundred taels of silver for me to solve the disaster?"

Prince Fuchi questioned.

"How is this going?"

Wang Ziyue explained in a low voice.

It turned out that a few days ago, when she went to play at a friend's house, she was stopped by this fortune teller on the way, saying that she would die in three days, and he had magic spells to help ward off disasters, but he needed a hundred taels of silver.Ask her if she would like to buy her life with a hundred taels of silver.When some people around heard this, they said that the fortune teller was very effective and advised her to give the money.

But although the Wang family has some background, it is not a wealthy family, and 100 taels of silver is not something that can be taken as it is, let alone such a way of giving.

From Wang Ziyue's point of view, this fortune teller is clearly a scammer, and he is also a liar with a strong tone. If it is a few taels of silver, she is not unable to give it for peace of mind.

But 100 taels of silver?

This fortune teller was a robber before, right?

Robbery is not so easy!

Over there, Ying Ning was amused by Wang Ziyue's words.

Wang Zifu frowned slightly. He didn't expect such a thing to happen. He first complained about why his sister didn't tell the family, and then remembered the previous fox incident.Doubt this will be fulfilled.

But Wang Ziyue was very sober.

"It's impossible to die so quickly if you are entangled by a fox. Even if it is, hasn't Yunchu already saved me? Since he is very accurate in fortune-telling, why didn't he figure it out?"

Ying Ling laughed and nodded.

"That's right, in this way, his fortune-telling is not accurate at all! The difference is endless!"

The fortune teller's face darkened when he heard them arrange themselves on the sidelines.

"So, girl, you don't want to."

Wang Ziyue was not very old, but she was quite heroic, and she responded stiffly when she heard the words.

"No matter what, I'm living a good life, why should I give you 100 taels of silver? It's not like my family has a lot of money and no place to spend it!"

"The previous catastrophe has indeed passed, but it doesn't mean that there will be no catastrophe in the future. Tell the truth, girl, the reason why I stopped you is because you still have bloody disasters in the next three days."

The fortune teller sneered.

"If you are stingy with the 100 taels, you may lose your life in the end!"

Wang Zifu was concerned and confused, and hurriedly wanted to ask what the bloody disaster was, but Wang Ziyue directly grabbed his brother.

"Don't believe this person's words, compared to him, I believe in Yunchu!"

Ying Ning responded with a smile.

"That's right, that's right! There are 100 taels, why don't we buy all the roasted chicken for Yunchu to eat, she likes roasted chicken the most!"

Wang Ziyue, who was originally angry because the fortune teller repeatedly said that she was going to die, burst into a smile.

"What did you say that Yun Chu likes it? Obviously you like it, you are such a glutton!"

Wang Zifu immediately said that he would go back at night anyway, so he would go to the restaurant to have a good meal at noon today and order a super fat roast chicken!

The three were chatting and laughing, and walked away regardless of how bad the fortune teller was.

The fortune teller turned his head and stared at them coldly.

As everyone knows, in the distance, two people are also staring at him.

Gu Yunchu looked at the fortune-teller, recalling what the old woman said, and asked the prince to convince a few people to go out for a walk, wherever they went, people with evil intentions would automatically come to their door, they just had to follow, and they would know at a glance.

At that time, she heard it in a cloud, but at this moment, she seemed to understand a little bit.Could it be this fortune teller that grandma fish figured out?

Seeing the fortune-teller staring coldly at the backs of Wang Zifu and the others for a while, and then neatly closing the stall, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan exchanged glances, walked a little closer, and prepared to follow the fortune-teller to see where he was going, what to do? something.

Unexpectedly, the fortune teller suddenly saw Gu Yunchu, and his eyes lit up.He actually stopped closing the stall, and said with a nagging look.

"This girl, you and I are destined, but do you want to count it?"

Gu Yunchu was taken aback.low voice.

"Is this guy cheating money on me?"

Ao Yan was also taken aback, not because of the fortune teller's actions, but...why did he feel that Gu Yunchu's words sounded not only not angry, but rather...surprised?

In fact, he didn't feel wrong, only to see Gu Yunchu then looked at himself in surprise.

"It seems that the smell of poverty in me has finally disappeared, and I look like a rich man who can be cheated of money!"

After being mistaken by the husband and wife robbers for a poor girl to seduce the rich young master last time, Gu Yunchu felt that her young heart had been greatly traumatized. She really couldn't figure it out. Clean and tidy, right?

The promised beauty looks good in a sack?

Which step revealed the fact that she was poor? !

Because of this, after being targeted by a fortune teller, Gu Yunchu was not only not angry, but rather overjoyed.

[Finally... finally someone can see my rich heart through my exterior!This fortune teller doesn't care if he has real skills or not, but I recognize the ability of discerning pearls! 】

That's right, she is Gu·Rich Man·Yunchu!

Ao Yan: ...

System sister: ...

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan walked over, wanting to see what the fortune teller was going to do.

In fact, the fortune teller really just wanted to cheat.

His eyes swept over that handsome man, at first he only felt that this man was rich and noble, but at the second he saw that he was very luxurious, and the more he looked at it again, the more frightened he became, he quickly looked away and thought, although this man didn't know the truth What status is it, but it is unspeakably expensive, maybe it is a high-ranking official.

The fortune teller didn't dare to offend such a person, so it was a pity, and he set his target on that girl again.

It is a face with good fortune and good luck, but if you look closely, it is like clouds and mist, which is hard to see clearly.

He didn't quite understand, after watching it for a long time, he was still confused, he only thought that he was not good at learning, no matter what, the two seemed very close, the man's jade crown and sword were both worth a lot, 100 taels of silver should be available, right?

The fortune teller took out a tortoise shell that had been used for an unknown amount of time and was covered with pulp, as well as a few copper coins, and also asked Gu Yunchu's birth date.

This time, Gu Yunchu didn't make it clear, but made a false report indiscriminately.

This fortune teller is not very good at learning, and he barely knows the skill of face reading, in order to see who is more suitable for defrauding money on the street, but fortune telling can be said to be half a bucket of water.

He pretended to do the math, but felt that it was just like before, in the fog, and he couldn't see anything.But he didn't panic at all. After all, five out of ten people were in this situation.

I saw this fortune teller sitting there, stroking his beard, intending to make himself look like an expert.

"The hexagram of the girl is not very good."

Gu Yunchu really wanted to see what the fortune teller was up to, and when he heard this, he pretended to be flustered and said.

"The hexagram is not very good? What is the hexagram, sir, but it's okay to say."

The fortune teller pretended to be staring at the tortoise shell copper coin, and murmured about a pair of hexagrams with a dignified expression, and finally came to the conclusion that although you are a lucky girl, your fortune was poor in the first half of your life, and you have a catastrophe recently. Will be plagued by blood and light.If you get through this difficulty, you will have good luck in the future. If you can't get through this difficulty, then you will probably die!

The beautiful girl in front of the stall seemed to be intimidated, her beautiful eyes were full of fear.Can't help but take a step forward, looking at the fortune teller as if asking for help.

"Then...then I don't know if there is any way to save it?"

Seeing her taking the bait, the fortune teller had a smug look in his eyes, so he pretended to be embarrassed, and then said that he has a talisman, which can keep Gu Yunchu safe, but this talisman is rare. If Gu Yunchu sincerely wants to invite him back, he must It takes a hundred taels of silver.

"One hundred taels of silver?"

Gu Yunchu was startled.

She wasn't acting this time, but was really surprised.

[I thought it would be relatively easy for me to eat with my hardworking hands and those generous friends on the road, but I didn’t expect to meet someone who eats with his mouth today, who is even more shameless than me. Touching is 100 taels of silver? ! 】

Ao Yan didn't have a good look at this kind of charlatan, and glanced coldly at the bluffing props on the stall.

"How do we know, is what you said true?"

When the fortune teller heard this, he flicked his sleeves immediately, showing an angry expression.

"What are you talking about? I just saw that you were lucky enough to run into me today, so I thought of making a move to save this girl, but I didn't want to be treated as a liar instead. If you don't believe me, then go away Anyway, it will be clear in three days, but I'm afraid, it will be too late to say anything by then!"

He cursed so loudly that the pedestrians around couldn't help but stop and look over. An old man selling vegetables at a stall across the road couldn't help but speak.

"You two, this is the famous Master Xiao. He has come to our fortune-telling for so many days, and he has not been wrong once. Don't hurt yourself because you are not willing to give up the money."

A man carrying a burden stopped and couldn't help pointing to a shop not far away.

"Yeah, have you seen the rice shop? Master Xiao came to us a month ago. When he saw the shopkeeper Zhang of the rice shop, he said that he was in trouble. The shopkeeper didn't listen, but he broke his leg the next day. , it will be bad in the future!"

Hearing this, the fortune teller surnamed Xiao has only been here for more than a month, but the hawkers who set up stalls nearby and the residents living nearby seem to have been shocked by his superb fortune-telling skills.

The beautiful girl seemed to be stunned as well, and explained eagerly.

"Sir, don't be angry, it's not that I don't believe you!"

The fortune teller stroked his beard, seeing this situation, he thought the vote was secure.But I didn't want to, the next moment I heard the beautiful girl sobbing.

"Actually, it's not that I can't afford the money. Not to mention 100 taels of silver, I also have 100 taels of gold. But... well, sir, I don't know it. I have suffered from a strange disease since I was a child."

Gu Yunchu's 45-degree angle is bright and sad.

"When I was young, my family was poor, and I couldn't find a copper coin for a long time. But I don't know why, I was naturally interested in money, or the kind of interest that I couldn't get in. I was happy when I made money, but giving money seemed like It hurts like someone cut my flesh. When I eat at home, I always only eat rice porridge. There are some pickles hanging on the beam. I take a bite of the porridge with a glance. I take a bite of the porridge. Angry, scolding him for staring so many times, isn’t he afraid of being salted to death?”

It's too lively here, attracting the surrounding people to come over unknowingly. As a result, the crowd of onlookers heard such a shocking money-saving trick.For a moment, everyone around looked at the beautiful girl in the middle with incredible eyes.The point is to look at the thin waist.No wonder this girl is so thin, she was so hungry!

Gu Yunchu continued to speak sadly.

"During the festive season, I am not allowed to prepare any good wine and food at home. Didn't the ancients have such a thing as looking for plums to quench their thirst? So I followed the example of the ancients and directly painted delicacies on the dishes. That's it, I am not allowed at home. People move their chopsticks a lot, once, my family's chopsticks were stretched hard into the plate with boiled eggs, and I scolded him for eating so many eggs, and he was not afraid of choking to death!"

The surrounding became more and more dead silent.Even fortune tellers don't swipe their beards anymore.

Gu Yunchu continued.

"Afterwards, whenever people treat guests, we have to give gifts, right? It's just a piece of pastry, an egg, and I feel distressed when I give it out. I know it's wrong, but I just can't change it. It really hurts like cutting meat, but This gift has to be given, so every time like this, I will let my family members not be allowed to eat three days ago, starve him for three days and three nights, and then when I go to the banquet, I will lean on the wall to enter and hold the table. Get out of the wall, so I will feel more comfortable. Everyone says that I am an iron cock alive, and a miser is reincarnated! So sir, I don’t believe you, but I really can’t give this money. If I give it, Then I can't live anymore, I must die of heartache, but I decided to die in my money pile!"

After she finished speaking, she turned her head and saw a group of people looking at her in silence, and wiped away their tears sadly.

"You don't have to feel sorry for me. I have such a strange problem, and it's really uncomfortable to live in this world. Maybe dying with money is the best solution for me."

Onlookers: ... No, we are not sorry for you, we are feeling sorry for your family members.Do you spare your family members?What are they doing wrong?Miserable, it is too miserable!

Also, is this the fabled miser?

They really stabbed their ass with a knife today, open your eyes!

After getting out of the crowd, Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu walked in the alley after several turns.As if sensing something, the two of them glanced back from the corner of their eyes, and then looked at each other.

And some distance behind them, a turmeric paper figurine was following them far away.

Ao Yan didn't pay attention to these, but there was another thing that made his eyes look at Gu Yunchu from time to time, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to say it. After deliberating for a long time, he carefully whispered.

"Did you have such a difficult time when you were young?"

"what?"

Gu Yunchu, who was thinking about the fortune teller, raised his head in confusion.

"What's having a hard time?"

"It's just...hanging pickles on the beams..." Take a look at the difficulty of eating a mouthful of porridge.

Ao Yan really didn't know what to say.

After all, as a dragon, although because he is a rare red dragon, his personality was too strong when he was young, he made troubles very unsightly, and was punished by the heaven. The treatment, and the elder brother's protection, don't talk about this kind of life in this life, even when Gu Yunchu said it.He, who thought he was well-informed, was stunned.I was shocked, and... there is such an operation? !

For a moment, Ao Yan looked at Gu Yunchu with complicated eyes, showing a trace of pity.

Unexpectedly, my friend was so miserable when he was a child.

...Of course, her family members seem to be even more miserable.

ha?

When Gu Yunchu came to his senses, he burst out laughing.Then he answered in a low voice.

"That, I made it up. It's not the first day you know me. Don't I look like that kind of miser? Besides, don't you know that I am an orphan and grew up without parents and mothers?" , where did the family come from?"

"Made it up?"

Ao Yan was taken aback.

"But you came here as soon as you opened your mouth, and what you said made sense."

And this kind of operation... most people can't think of it, right?What she said was so serious that he wouldn't believe it.

The younger sister of the system sighed, and she was another poor guy who was limped by Gu Yunchu.

Gu Yunchu blinked and said proudly.

"Maybe it's because I'm smarter and eloquent?"

Knowing that those were all made up by Gu Yunchu, Ao Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and then whispered in doubt.

"Then why did you lie to that man?"

Gu Yunchu's eyes drifted back inadvertently.He lowered his voice proudly.

"Of course it's to make him pay more attention to me. Although this guy doesn't know the details, he is greedy for money at first glance, and you can tell that his fortune-telling is just half a bucket of water floating around, and he can't even tell that the horoscope is not mine. Come out and say that the bloody disaster within three days should be a way to cheat money, but such a person's fortune-telling is always fulfilled, isn't there something wrong with looking at it? I suspect that he must have done something secretly, so I didn't follow He said give money, and deliberately revealed that I am rich, a greedy person, I am afraid it will be difficult not to be tempted."

And with this heartbeat, wouldn't the fish take the bait?

Hearing this, Ao Yan also understood.Can't help but look at Gu Yunchu with admiration.

The longer he gets along with Miss Gu, the more ashamed he feels. Although he is so much older than her, his grasp of people's hearts and understanding of world affairs are far inferior to Miss Gu.

Fortunately, he met Miss Gu at his current age. If the reckless and ignorant him met Miss Gu when he was young, let alone friends, it would be good if Miss Gu didn't dislike him.