Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Although in the courtroom, all the foxes came from the words of Gu Yunchu and Li Xiucai, and only one red fox showed up, but the fact that the fox reported to the official still made the ordinary people talk about it.

Just as Gu Yunchu thought before, Li Xiucai's reputation is now a rotten street, and I don't know how many people have prepared rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves, waiting for him to be beheaded, and throw him away.

Although County Magistrate Wu is a fair and honest official, it has to be said that the story of the fox reporting to the official with a touch of fantasy has made his reputation a lot louder.

Among them, naturally many people talked about Gu Yunchu, and felt that this girl had a miserable life experience, but she continued to strive for self-improvement. She voluntarily stood up for a group of foxes and came to sue Li Xiucai. People praised!

On the mountain road, two woodcutters came down the mountain with firewood on their backs, talking about the strange thing that happened recently while walking.

This is the hottest story recently. Everyone is willing to express one, two or three opinions on this matter. This has also become an element of attracting interpersonal relationships recently. It doesn't matter whether you know each other before or not. As long as you talk about this story, Join me in scolding Li Xiucai for being incompetent, praising the justice of County Magistrate Wu, imagine the chivalrous demeanor of a certain woman surnamed Gu, you are my half-brother!

After the two woodcutters left, a man and a woman came out from behind the tree.

Ao Yan looked sideways at Gu Yunchu.

"They're all praising you. You should be happy."

Gu Yunchu showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"There is a saying that a girl who loves to laugh will not be too unlucky, because a girl who is too unlucky will not be able to laugh."

Haven't lived in a house for a day, bam!It exploded, and she was even burdened with it. How could she laugh?

Ao Yan was thoughtful.

"Your luck is really bad."

Gu Yunchu refused to talk about this topic, and led Ao Yan all the way up the mountain.

It has been a day since the house was blown up. After the fox from the Nan family rescued some belongings in the ruins, he brought his family back to the cave for the time being.But this is really not a long-term solution. After all, you have lived in a comfortable house. Who cares about living in a cold and damp cave where flying insects ride on your face?

So they still wanted to find a house to live in, but this time, Nanshan Weng decided to save some more money, and then use some tricks to pretend to be human and buy a house directly.It doesn't need to be very old, as long as you don't meet landlords like Li Xiucai again.

Gu Yunchu brought Ao Yan to live in Wang's house again, and when the water ghost's problem was clarified, she was going to leave here and find a house in another place.

Soon, Gu Yunchu brought Ao Yan to the river where he fished for water ghosts.

She stood by the river and started shouting. "Zhang Erniu, come out!"

As a result, he yelled twice, the river was calm and nothing happened.

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"Zhang Erniu, I came here to have a friendly talk with you, but if you keep pretending to be dead, then I'll beat you up in the water and have a friendly talk with you."

A water ghost surnamed Zhang hiding at the bottom of the river: ...Your words are not friendly at all.

Crashing, the water surface fluctuated, a wet head emerged from the water, and then the water ghost dog pawed closer to the shore, fawning timidly.

"I'm really sorry. I just squinted for a while, but I didn't notice your old man coming. What's the matter with you?"

While speaking, he also carefully glanced at Ao Yan beside him.Although I don't know who this person is, I have an instinctive awe.

The younger sister of the system was amused by the old man who said the water ghost.

Gu Yunchu stared with almond eyes.

"Who are you calling me an old man? You call me an old man at your age, and the old cucumber will paint himself green!"

The water ghost realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he shrank his neck quickly.

When Ao Yan heard Gu Yunchu's words, a smile flashed in his eyes, and then he focused on the water ghost.

The upper body of this water ghost named Zhang Erniu was lying on the big rock on the bank, while the lower body was still soaking in the river water.Because of the characteristics of the water ghost, he is like the shower head, the head itself is wet, and the water keeps bubbling out, and the big rock is wet in a short while.

No matter how you look at it, they are all ordinary water ghosts, or in other words, they are more timid than ordinary water ghosts.

But such a water ghost has his eye on Gu Yunchu as a substitute, which is very wrong.

Ao Yan knew that her physiognomy skills were not good, but she could also see that Gu Yunchu was definitely a person with long blessings, and it was impossible for him to be the person who was found by the water ghost as a substitute in his youth.

"Put your hair aside and let me see your face."

The water ghost didn't know why, but he did it honestly. His water-weed-like hair was pushed away, and his somewhat dull and honest face was able to see the light of day again.Except for being pale and dripping water constantly, he seemed to be the epitome of most men in the village.

When Gu Yunchu saw Ao Yan like this, he followed suit and stared at the water ghost's face with a serious face.

The younger sister of the system thought she also knew how to read faces, so she asked curiously.

【What do you see? 】

Gu Yunchu looked at the water ghost's face seriously, and said deeply.

[Sure enough, many people have somewhat small eyes. 】

So the statue she made for Yunniang and the others was completely realistic!

The younger sister of the system who almost forgot about this matter: ... so brooding, are you planning to engrave this truth on the epitaph?

On the other side, whether it was because of the hot weather or because of the focused eyes of Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu, the water ghost Zhang Erniu began to dodge shyly. The water seemed to be steaming.

In the wilderness, there were two men and a woman. For a moment, the atmosphere seemed a little anxious.

Gu Yunchu silently took two steps back.

"...We just looked at your face, and didn't ask you to take off your clothes. Why are you blushing? It's as if we did something to you."

Ao Yan, who followed closely and backed away, was deeply convinced.

The water ghost blushed and muttered shyly.

"Even my old mother hasn't looked at me so carefully, I feel a little uncomfortable."

Afterwards, Ao Yan asked her birthday.After doing some calculations, he found that the water ghost had indeed been able to find a substitute recently and was reincarnated.

Ao Yan couldn't help looking at Gu Yunchu's face, observing her face carefully.

Gu Yunchu looked over subconsciously, because Ao Yan was taller than her, and was looking down at her slightly at the moment, with a handsome face very close to hers, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a straight nose and thin lips.He is handsome and beautiful.

He was dressed in dark blue brocade clothes, a jade crown on his head, and a sword hanging from his waist, which set off his broad shoulders and narrow waist, and his slender figure.It has a heroic spirit and noble spirit.

Gu Yunchu seemed to have a clear understanding of his friend's appearance at this time.

But at this moment, those phoenix eyes were staring at her face seriously.

For a moment, she felt that the gaze seemed to be real, from her eyebrows to her eyes, to the bridge of her nose, lips, and chin.

Gu Yunchu understood Zhang Erniu's shyness somewhat.

While lamenting that men are seductive, she raised her head and carefully looked at Ao Yan's face.After all, it's all in front of you, so don't look at it for nothing!

Being stared straight at by her clear almond eyes, this time it was Ao Yan who felt uncomfortable, and said with reddish ears.

"What do you see me doing?"

Gu Yunchu spoke uprightly.

"You show me a face, and I'll show you a face by the way."

Ao Yan was taken aback.

"Then what do you see?"

Gu Yunchu, who didn't even know how to read faces, paused.Then he said with a deep face.

"I can see... your eyes are quite beautiful, you must not have any troubles with big or small eyes, right?"

Ao Yan:? ? ?

System sister: ...

Gu Yunchu blinked and calmly changed the subject.

"Then what do you see in my face?"

Ao Yan frowned.

"The blessings are profound, and it is by no means the image of an early death."

So no matter how the water ghost Zhang Erniu is, he shouldn't find Gu Yunchu.

He thought about it, and said simply.

"My method of calculation is not perfect, it's just that I can't find the problem like this, why don't we go directly to the City God here."

Although Zhang Erniu is a water ghost, but he has not entered the underworld and still lives in this land, then he is also under the care of the city god.Regarding when he should find a substitute and when he can enter the underworld to reincarnate, the City God should also know what is right.

So with a flick of his sleeve, he put Zhang Erniu into the sleeve, and then went to the Town God's Temple here with Gu Yunchu.

The Town God's Temple in this place is efficacious, and the people are devout, so many people come to offer incense on weekdays.

Gu Yunchu could see the smog in the hall from a distance.Inside is the statue of the City God, and several old people are kneeling down on the City God seat to pray.Suddenly, the eyes of the sculpture of the City God seemed to come alive, and it glanced towards her.

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked again, the sculpture didn't move again.

Afterwards, she followed Ao Yan to that place, but instead of entering the main hall, she went to the backyard.The courtyard door was originally closed, but as soon as they walked in, the courtyard door opened automatically.

After they entered, they saw a middle-aged man in city god costume cupping his hands.

"Mr. Long and Ms. Gu are here to welcome you."

Gu Yunchu paused and looked over curiously.

"City God, do you know me?"

Chenghuang smiled.

"I am the city god of this place. Miss Gu has been a hero to me these few days and helped me get rid of the Hu family's nest of foxes. I naturally recognize it. I am here, thank you very much."

Gu Yunchu hurriedly avoided the ceremony.

"It's because those foxes have done a lot of evil that they have attracted lightning strikes from the sky. It's not due to me. They can't be considered a gift from the City God."

Lord Cheng Huang shook his head and said firmly.

"The Thunder Tribulation of the old man of the Hu family will have to wait for a few years. The reason why it is ahead of schedule is that the Hu family has done a lot of evil. The girl is doing justice for the heavens, and the second is the help of the heavens."

Then, he invited the two to sit down, and with a wave of his hand, two wisps of green smoke rose from the ground and turned into two attendants, who brought good tea up.

"Please, both of you. I don't know what's the purpose of the two of you coming to see me today?"

Ao Yan didn't talk nonsense, and raised his hand to let Zhang Erniu out.The water ghost appeared in the yard, and the water that came out wet the area under his feet.

"A few days ago, this ghost sensed that his substitute was coming, so he took her as a substitute. I thought there was something strange about it, so I wanted to ask."

Gu Yunchu added a few words on the sidelines, talking about her fishing situation that day.

Hearing this, Chenghuang frowned immediately.

"Wait a minute, I'll go check it out."

As he spoke, he raised his hand, and a booklet appeared out of thin air in his hand, and it automatically rose without wind.

After a while, he found the record of Zhang Erniu. As a woodcutter, Zhang Erniu fell into the water while chopping firewood on the mountain and became a water ghost in the river.

But the substitute he was looking for was not Gu Yunchu, nor Wang Zifu and the others who fished with Gu Yunchu that day, but another woodcutter surnamed Lin. If you are extraordinary, you can make up for it by doing good deeds in your later years, so you don't fall into the animal world, but in this life you will die early, and you will die in the water.

Of course, there is no way to solve it. God has the virtue of good life. On the day when Zhang Erniu fell into the water, a woodcutter surnamed Lin passed by and saw it. It's not impossible to die well, but it's a pity that the woodcutter surnamed Lin pretended not to see it and walked away.He also pretended not to know anything, neither called for help, nor informed Zhang Erniu's family, so that Zhang Erniu's body is still in the river.

So it was fate that he had to die in the hands of Zhang Erniu and be Zhang Erniu's substitute.

But Gu Yunchu's surname is neither Lin, nor a woodcutter, nor even a man.

Fortunately, although the fighting power of Chenghuang is obviously not as strong as Ao Yan, he is obviously a city god with very reliable professional ability. He seems to have glanced at Gu Yunchu for a few times, and then calculated a few times. He originally wanted to ask Gu Yunchu's birth date, but Gu Yunchu was abandoned in an orphanage in his previous life, and in this life he was immediately transported to this world, where there is no birth date, I can only say clearly.

"This ghost must have been used. Someone deliberately blurred his senses, making him mistake Miss Gu as a stand-in."

Cheng Huang hesitated to speak, then shook his head.

"No, that's not right. These are probably two different things. Miss Gu should be a villain recently. Someone has done something to make you bad luck recently. It just so happens that you met this water ghost who was being used. Wrong person, if Miss Gu wasn't there at the time, the person behind the scenes let the water ghost find him, probably other people who were fishing with you at that time, Miss Gu."

The word "bad luck canopy" touched Gu Yunchu's sensitive nerves.

She turned black and concluded.

"That is to say, someone used this water ghost to harm others, but because I was more unlucky by another person recently, I just happened to catch up?"

City God nodded: "You can say that."

Gu Yun was so angry that he became a puffer fish.

She said I can't be so unlucky!It turned out that someone deliberately harmed her!

Ao Yan's eyes were slightly cold: "I wonder if you can tell us, if we want to find the two people behind this scene, where should we start?"

Chenghuang stroked his beard.Said that he could not speak clearly, but he could send them a sentence.

Going straight to the south, enter when you encounter a mountain, cross a bridge when you encounter a bridge, and stop when you encounter a water.In this way, a clue may be found.

Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu immediately clasped their fists together.

"Thank you."

"Thank you, City God."

City God hurriedly waved his hands.

"The two of you are pissing me off, it's getting late, you two should leave quickly."

"Enter when you encounter a mountain, cross a bridge when you encounter a bridge, and stop when you encounter a river."

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan came out from the City God's Temple and left the water ghost in the City God's Temple. After all, since the water ghost was used by others, it is inevitable that the people behind the scenes would want to use him to do bad things. It is better to let the City God take care of it first.

As for Gu Yunchu and the two, they headed straight to the south, and soon entered the mountain, passing a bridge that was in disrepair, but they didn't see the so-called water.

Both of them have good hearing, and they could hear the ding-dong of the stream, but they walked south all the way, but they didn't see any source of water as far as they could see.

Just walking, Gu Yunchu suddenly felt that the surroundings became familiar.

She seemed to have thought of something, so she couldn't help speeding up her pace. After a cup of tea, she finally stopped, staring at the familiar pool in front of her almond-shaped eyes, as if she had understood something.

Standing by the pool, she recalled the scene of encountering a group of fish spitting and throwing aquatic plants in the pool before, and recalled her recent unlucky experience of catching water ghosts in fishing, renting a house, and blowing up the house.

In the end, her small face was expressionless, and she hugged a big rock by the pool and smashed it into it with a sinking dantian, thousands of words merged into one sentence.

"Hey! Fathead fish, come out and die!"

boom!

The big stone fell into the pool, and the water splashed everywhere, disturbing the cleanliness of the pool immediately.

A big fish with the length of a person suddenly swam up from the bottom of the pond, cursing angrily.

"Who came to me to play wild, don't you know how powerful you are, Mr. Yu?!"

As soon as it poked its head out, its fish eyes happened to see Gu Yunchu's expressionless face.It moves.The aggressive words changed the tone by the way.

"Cough... Throwing stones is wrong, forget it this time, don't do it next time."

Before the words were finished, the big fish plunged back into the water, trying to run away.

As a result, there was a bang, and Gu Yunchu jumped into the water, grabbed the gills of the fish, and pressed half of the big fish to Tan's side. She rode on the big fish, as if possessed by Wu Song, facing the big fish's body The head is Bang Bang two punches.

Seeing that, Ao Yan opened his eyes slightly, and after noticing that Gu Yunchu was drenched all over, and his thin clothes clinging to his exquisite curves, his ears felt hot, and he quickly shifted his gaze and looked to the side.

Gu Yunchu can't care about anything else now, and she doesn't care about the sticky fishy smell on the big fish, so she firmly suppresses the big fish.Aww fiercely.

"I haven't seen you for a few days. You are amazing, Mr. Yu, and you can talk. That's just right. It will save me a lot of effort."

She was so angry that she told all the unlucky things in the past few days.Punch after punch, the fish's eyes stared like gold stars.

"You are a powerful fish, but you can't beat me playing tricks behind your back. As a fish, you are really insidious. Mother, you are so insidious!"

The big fish was beaten until its tail fluttered, but it couldn't resist Gu Yunchu's suppression, so it could only beg for mercy.

"Don't hit, don't hit! I'm not, uncle, you are uncle, you are uncle, okay?"

Gu Yunchu: "Say, what did you do?"

The big fish refused to admit it. "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm an honest fish in the mountains, I didn't do anything!"

Gu Yunchu immediately punched again.

The big fish was out of breath, and immediately screamed, calling a group of fish to swim out from the bottom of the pool, and they were about to rescue the fish.

Gu Yunchu snorted coldly, and said to Ao Yan.

"I'll do it, don't do it!"

As he said that, he threw the big fish up and onto the shore, and then punched and kicked the besieging fish schools, and carried out a brutal beating.In the blink of an eye, a group of fish was stunned, and their white bellies turned up on the water.At first glance, Gu Yunchu in the pool seemed to be surrounded by a group of dead fish with white bellies, making her look like a ruthless fish killer.

Gu Yunchu: I have been killing fish in the supermarket for ten years, and my heart is as cold as my fish killing knife!

The big fish has low mana, can't even change form, is still flopping on the shore, and can't see the situation clearly, thinking that Gu Yunchu killed all its caviar and grandchildren, and immediately roared in grief and anger.

"You killed so many roes and grandchildren of me. Don't you rely on your martial arts skills? Let me tell you, I have fish on top of me, you are dead!"

As he spoke, he roared loudly.

"Grandma Fish, Grandma Fish, come out quickly, someone killed the fish!"

An old voice yelled.

"Who dares to harm my fish! It seems that they don't know how powerful my fish grandma is!"

Afterwards, an old turtle jumped out of the pool, landed on the bank and turned into an old woman with a bent back and a cane, looking at Gu Yunchu angrily.

Gu Yunchu was stunned.She thought Grandma Yu was some kind of fish demon.ah this...

"Grandma Fish? Aren't you a turtle?"

The old woman poked the ground with her cane.said unhappy.

"What turtle? I'm a soft-shelled turtle. Since the soft-shelled turtle also has the word fish, why can't it be a fish?!"

At this time, another suspicious voice came from the side.

"Have we met somewhere?"

"Where is the slut, it's okay for you to say this to the little girl, I'm already so old, don't try to fool around!"

The old woman snorted and turned her head to look, but when she saw it, her legs went limp and she almost showed her original shape.

"Dragon... Dragon Lord?"

Ao Yan looked at her suspiciously.

"Your name is Grandma Fish?"

He only felt that the old woman looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.

The old woman waved her hands in fright.

"When...you don't want Mr. Long to call me grandma, just call me Laobie."

Then she explained.

"Dragon Lord said he met me. It should be when he was in the Dragon Palace of Dongting. The Dragon Lord of Dongting took pity on me. I was there to be a sweeping wife."

"Lord Dragon?"

A distorted, panicked voice came from nearby.It's really a big fish.

Its magic power is low, and it was beaten by Gu Yunchu just as soon as we met. It didn't notice the existence of Ao Yan at all, and only now discovered the dragon power on Ao Yan's body!

Seeing that it was dying of dehydration, Gu Yunchu dragged the fish back into the water, then smiled viciously.

"There are fish on it, right? There is a dragon on top of me! Hurry up, tell me what the hell you have done! Otherwise, I will eat big fish stewed in an iron pot for dinner with this Dragon Lord today!"

The big fish was so frightened that the fish's eyes flashed with despair. He thought that it would be powerful enough if he caught up with the fish grandma in the Dragon Palace, but he didn't expect this person to know such a big man as Long?Is this reasonable?This is unreasonable!

Big Yu was so angry that he almost looked up to the sky and yelled, "Since Sheng Yu/Yu He Sheng Gu!"

Of course, in front of a dragon, the big fish didn't dare to move at all. Facing Gu Yunchu's question, it also answered with aggrieved.

Because he was beaten up by Gu Yunchu that day, Big Yu felt that he couldn't hold back his face. After all, he was in charge of this pool, and being the boss of this fish also had to pay attention to face and style, otherwise how would he manage the small fish, shrimps, loach, Small snails?

So it found a relative it knew, Grandma Fish, who just happened to have a trace of decent koi blood in his body, so Grandma Fish gave him a method, this fish secretly cursed Gu Yunchu according to the method, trying to make him She is unlucky.

But Big Yu didn't have Gu Yunchu's blood and hair, nor did he know Gu Yunchu's birth date. In fact, he didn't know whether this spell would succeed.

Even if it succeeds, to be honest, with its magic power, it can at most make people go to the toilet without paper, eat sand, and sleep with cockroaches riding on their faces and so on.

This is also the reason why Big Fish didn't admit it at first, because these things have little to do with it!

After it finished speaking, its fish eyes looked at Gu Yunchu aggrievedly.

"... You are so unlucky, haven't you ever thought that there may be your own reasons?"

Gu Yunchu: ...

boom!

Honest Fish, who likes to tell the truth, got another punch.