Xiao Gong eats meat every night

After a thrillingly busy morning, Zhu Yunbo finally took care of Bai Wenxiu carefully, and was finally able to go to work.

Knowing that Bai Wenxiu was in a bad mood, Zhu Yunbo felt secretly refreshed!I've been suppressed for too long, it's not too much to find a way to vent, right?

Thinking of this, Zhu Yunbo squeezed his throat and hummed a ditty, with the word "啦Se" capitalized on his face.

When he walked to the gate of the community, the big yellow dog that usually squatted there would chase him when he saw him passing by, but today he squatted there obediently and wagged his tail wildly.

Walking on the road, two college girls shouted unabashedly, "Handsome guys, you are so handsome!".

Even the aunt selling popsicles with a cart on the side of the road stopped by them, took out two popsicles and stuffed them forcibly, and said, "It's a hot day, why does this guy wear such thick clothes? You are so handsome, don't suffer from heat stroke."

After Zhu Yunbo thanked him, he bit the popsicle and realized a problem.

"Well, Mr. Wenxiu, your clothes are too suave and handsome. I'm afraid ordinary people can't stand being handsome like you! Er, can you change it?"

Bringing such a super handsome guy in a strange outfit to the courtyard, isn't he going to be on the news?

Bai Wenxiu had never eaten popsicles before. He stretched out his tongue and was carefully sweeping the melted water droplets. What rolled into his mouth was a burst of coolness and sweetness. After saying this, he narrowed his eyes dangerously again, paused for a few seconds, and let out a cold snort.

What does it mean?Zhu Yunbo was a little confused, to change or not to change?

This great god is too difficult to serve, and even if he is not careful, his life is in danger. Zhu Yunbo didn't dare to be too rash, so he could only shut up and walk silently.

After 30 meters, the two passed by a cheap clothing store, and the loudspeaker at the door dutifully repeated "all clearance, all sales, no one left, 10-30 in the audience to choose at will, choose at will".

Bai Wenxiu's footsteps stopped there, and he said coldly: "Shameless mortal, if you don't buy me clothes, what can you give me in exchange!"

Zhu Yunbo suddenly realized that after so long, Bai Wenxiu was—— making a fuss?

Zhu Yunbo couldn't help but secretly rolled his eyes, don't guess what the gods are thinking, you won't understand even after guessing!

Zhu Yunbo glanced at the clothing store that was on sale, frowned, and then at the handsome Bai Wenxiu, no matter what, he couldn't match the two together.

but......

This stinky and domineering immortal not only insults himself, but also involves the entire human world, so unfriendly!Just buy him two sets of street stalls, and it's also an outlet for our human world, isn't it?The more Zhu Yunbo thought about it, the more he felt that he was a messenger of justice, a guardian of the earth, that's what he should do, that's right!

Relying on the fact that Bai Wenxiu is a noob in the world, Zhu Yunbo suddenly gained confidence!

Ten minutes later, a handsome guy with a Mickey Mouse pattern on his upper body, wearing flip flops, colorful and floral pants, stood at the door of the store with a dignified temperament.

The shop owner stopped Bai Wenxiu and begged: "Handsome, let us take a photo to promote it? Your temperament only shows our real sense of design. It's so perfect!"

Bai Wenxiu snorted coldly, disdainful of the flattery of this stupid mortal.

Zhu Yunbo stroked his chin and said, "The right to portrait is so useless, isn't it?"

The shop owner was a clever man, so he immediately took out another set of clothes with exactly the same configuration, stuffed them into Zhu Yunbo's arms, and said, "Free, free! As long as you can promote it to us, this set will be free!"

Zhu Yunbo also wanted to take pictures of Bai Wenxiu's new "look", so he accepted it.

Bai Wenxiu didn't know what "photographing" was. He saw Zhu Yunbo's cell phone flickering in front of his eyes, and the shopkeeper leaned over to look at it with wide-eyed smiles.

But of course Bai Wenxiu didn't want to ask stupid questions, it would be too demeaning for him.So he chose to raise his chin and walk out the door with a cold face.

Zhu Yunbo followed behind, thinking joyfully, Bai Wenxiu bought a suit for 50 yuan, and got a change and laundry for free. It's really worth it!

After Bai Wenxiu walked out of the store, he always felt that his body was tied up and his whole body was uncomfortable.

Although he doesn't understand many things in the world, he can feel the quality of clothes immediately after wearing them.Especially the clothes are not only sticky, but also have a strong strange smell!

The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became, Bai Wenxiu stopped suddenly, shot at Zhu Yunbo sharply, and said, "How much is this dress? Compared with the one on yours, how much worse is it?"

Zhu Yunbo was startled, but he knew that Bai Wenxiu was extremely smart, and it would be useless to fool him, so he could only do it honestly.But to be honest, isn't it a fight?How to do it?

Got it!

Zhu Yunbo first flattered him firmly: "Wen Xiujun, your clothes are not expensive, but to you, what clothes you wear are just a little bit of embellishment on your handsome appearance. Compared with the appearance, it is completely negligible!"

Then he immediately changed his face, and said bitterly: "You can bear it, okay? I am trying to save money in order to grow more fat and restore your mana as soon as possible! I think every day, as long as I have more With more money, I can grow more fat, and I can help Wen Xiujun restore his mana and do my part! Every time I think of this, I feel excited, heartbroken, and restless! Wen Xiujun, I will do my best! All of this is for you!"

After Zhu Yunbo finished speaking, his heart was really surging!He thought to himself, with my current good looks, figure and flawless acting skills, why don't I go to the entertainment industry and become an idol star with proper strength!

Although he knew he was talking nonsense, but there was some truth to it, Bai Wenxiu decided not to argue with him, snorted coldly and continued walking forward.

Zhu Yunbo felt that the educational significance of today's incident is very profound!This incident told him the absolute truth of wearing thousands of clothes and never wearing flattery!And this trick seems to work against Bai Wenxiu?

Zhu Yunbo felt as if he had discovered a new continent, and he was so happy that he bumped into Bai Wenxiu who stopped suddenly without paying attention.

Bai Wenxiu turned his head to the side, revealing a row of white teeth, and forced a smile out of his throat.

"Aren't the clothes on your body of good quality? Why don't we change them?"

Zhu Yunbo raised his head dully, blinked his eyes, he didn't think of rebuttal during the day!

Bai Wenxiu was a vigorous and decisive person. After making up his mind, he grabbed his arm and walked into the small alley without giving Zhu Yunbo time to think.

"You, what are you doing? If you do it again, I'll call you molested!" Zhu Yunbo said desperately.

Bai Wenxiu's hand had already grabbed the corner of his clothes, and he smiled coldly: "Scream, even if you scream, no one will come to rescue you!"

Naturally, Zhu Yunbo didn't dare to call out. Anyone who saw them would never believe that he was the one who was molested.

So this time, he silently let Bai Wenxiu ravage him and stripped him off.

Soon, two top-notch handsome men walked out of the alley.The silver-haired handsome guy was wearing a sequined T-shirt that didn't match his Juechen demeanor, and next to him was a slightly shorter Mickey T-shirt guy who was about 1.8 meters tall.

Bai Wenxiu felt that the quality of the suit was barely passable, and finally a triumphant smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

At this moment, a laugh came down from the sky and reached his ears.