Xiao Gong eats meat every night

Just when Zhu Yunbo thought he was going to die on the spot, a voice came indistinctly to the eardrums.

"Oh!" The aunt's scream came from upstairs, and then she cursed: "Who's wild child is doing such a shameful thing at the door of the building!"

After speaking, there was a sound of closing the door.

Bai Wenxiu turned his head quickly, and the strength in his hand also decreased a little.

Having got the chance, Zhu Yunbo immediately yelled, "I made a big mistake, I won't dare again!"

Bai Wenxiu turned his head back coldly, finally the hostility on his face was lessened, and he withdrew his hands and got up slowly.

Zhu Yunbo wiped away the teardrops from the corners of his eyes, calmed down his emotions, and begged for mercy without any integrity, and he was talking about him!

But wearing a high hat is something that one never tires of hearing, and Bai Wenxiu's expression finally returned to normal.

Zhu Yunbo added while the iron was hot: "Mr. Wen Xiu, I didn't do it on purpose, I swear!"

There was a "boom", and there was a muffled thunder in the blue sky and white sun.

Bai Wenxiu's face became gloomy again, staring at the stupid mortal in front of him like a hellish Shura.

Zhu Yunbo laughed dryly, and cursed in his heart: Where did these gods die when they usually asked for money?Now it works!

"You stupid fat man, you not only lie to people, but you dare to lie to gods, I can't let you suffer." Bai Wenxiu squinted his eyes sadly, his chin raised high.

Zhu Yunbo groaned in his heart, he was almost strangled to death just now, isn't that enough?But he didn't dare to fart any more, he bowed his head in silence as if admitting his mistake.

Bai Wenxiu stood up, snorted coldly, "Go back first, and then I'll deal with you!"

Zhu Yunbo looked at this half-naked handsome man who was full of airs and was comparable to the king of heaven, sneaking behind him - spat.

He secretly thought: Don't let me find a chance in the future, I won't torture you to death!

Regarding his own villainous behavior, Zhu Yunbo crowned it with the words "bear the burden of humiliation", and added a sentence: It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!

After returning to the house, Zhu Yunbo glanced at the time secretly. Fortunately, he got up early today, and it was only 07:30 after all the trouble.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and felt a sharp and cold sharp object sticking to his left cheek.

He turned around stiffly, and saw Bai Wenxiu holding a needle in his hand, looking at him fiercely.

Zhu Yunbo backed up and pressed against the wall, his back instantly wet with cold sweat.

"Mr. Wen Xiu, what do you want?" Zhu Yunbo asked with trembling voice.

Bai Wenxiu said sternly, "Hmph, you foolish mortal who is cheating and talking nonsense, of course you want to engrave a letter on your face as a warning to others!"

"What! Wait, wait! Can we discuss it!" Zhu Yunbo's eyes widened in horror, and his hands tightly held his handsome face.

Bai Wenxiu held his hand in the air for a while, and then glanced at him, then put away the needle mercifully, and proudly took out the silver-white mobile phone.

He pretended not to care, and handed over the phone: "Give you a chance to make up for your mistakes, show me how to use this."

After speaking, he deliberately turned his head and looked to the other side, but he couldn't stop glancing at Zhu Yunbo from the corner of his eye.

Zhu Yunbo understood now, it turned out that Bai Wenxiu wanted to use the phone after such a big fuss, so he couldn't be ashamed to beg himself?

"Hahahahaha" Zhu Yunbo couldn't help shaking his shoulders and laughing, "You've been calling me stupid all day..."

Remember eating but not beating, maybe he is talking about people like Zhu Yunbo, um, besides, he didn't eat anything, he was only beaten, but it still doesn't hinder his cheap talk.

Seeing that he was smiling so unscrupulously, Bai Wenxiu shot Zhu Yunbo's mouth successfully, took the phone honestly, and saw that it stayed on the WeChat page.

The avatar is Bai Wenxiu's, that's right, Mr. Qing He probably helped him apply.

It's a pity that Bai Wenxiu has been sealed for too long, and he doesn't know how to use WeChat at all. Last night, he spent half the night to no avail, and slept depressed, so his temper was particularly hot in the morning.

Zhu Yunbo muttered a few more mean words, and began to patiently guide Bai Wenxiu step by step.

"Hey? There is a group of colleagues here, Mr. Wenxiu." Zhu Yunbo pointed to the most popular group on the screen and said.

Bai Wenxiu gave him a blank look: "What a fuss, it really is a stupid mortal who has never seen the world! These are just my colleagues in the fairy world chatting."

After finishing speaking, Bai Wenxiu stretched out his slender finger and poked the screen twice, but the page did not change.He stared and seemed to exert a lot of strength, pressing his fingertips hard on the screen, and this time awkwardly opened the group.

Zhu Yunbo looked exhausted, so he didn't dare to ask for help.You must know that Mr. Wen Xiu loves face very much, if he touches his inverse scale again, it will really depend on God's will whether he can survive today.

Zhu Yunbo suppressed a smile in his heart, and tried his best to focus on the group content. People in this colleague group were still very active, with 99+ unread messages. After Bai Wenxiu clicked to go, it happened that an old acquaintance was talking.

Qinghe-Jun: Mo Huan seems to have gone to the world too, I can feel his mana [pushing glasses]

Mr. Ziya: Did he trouble Bai Wenxiu?Tsk tsk, fall in love and kill each other [gossip face]

Qian Li-jun: They are born from the same root, and they compare everywhere.It's not easy for Mo Huan to say it, he has waited for Bai Wenxiu for five hundred years [bad laugh]

Qinghe-jun: I didn’t see it when I fell in love, but I didn’t miss it when I killed each other [Push Glasses]

Ziya-jun: Oh, isn’t that enough love?I heard that it was Mo Huan who made peace with Bai Wenxiu's seal this time, otherwise Bai Wenxiu offended that great god and could have been released so easily? [gossip face]

Qianli-kun: That great god is indeed, narrow-minded... [shh]

Qinghe-jun: Be cautious in your words and deeds, if the great god finds out, we are all doomed! [panic]

Mr. Ziya: Speaking of Mr. Qinghe, who is that idiot you picked for Bai Wenxiu? [eat melon]

Qinghe-jun: No talking!Don't talk nonsense, although that person doesn't have a fairy position, he is more expensive than you and me, how can he be called a fool! [pushing glasses]

Qianli-kun: Such a big name?Who is that mortal? [curious]

Bai Wenxiu: Stupid mortal! [despise]

Seeing that he was talking about himself, Bai Wenxiu hurriedly asked Zhu Yunbo to teach him how to type.Although his movements were a little clumsy, he was extremely clever and learned it as soon as he learned it. It took him 3 minutes to type the five characters above with his five fingers turned over in succession, and his tired forehead was slightly sweating.

However, the moment he appeared in the group, it suddenly became strangely quiet...

Bai Wenxiu froze his fingers, and finally sent three question marks, but the system actually indicated that it could not be sent!

Seeing this, Zhu Yunbo held back his laughter and was about to stifle internal injuries. After Bai Wenxiu glared sullenly, he immediately changed his face and put away his smile, and pointed to a line of small characters in the group respectfully and said, "Mr. Wenxiu, you have been removed from the group chat." .”

"What does it mean to remove a group chat?"

"Uh, to use an analogy, it is equivalent to being exiled..."

Hearing this, Bai Wenxiu's body stiffened slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times.

Zhu Yunbo sat beside him and didn't dare to move, for fear that if he made a mistake, he would be burned to ashes by Bai Wenxiu's anger!

In fact, Bai Wenxiu was indeed kicked, and after kicking him, the chats in the group were still in full swing.

Mr. Ziya: What the hell is going on, why is he erupting all of a sudden! [speechless]

Qinghe-jun: [wiping sweat] Blame me, blame me, when he was unsealed that day, I pulled him into the group, and he didn’t bubble up, so I forgot about him

Asari-kun:......

Mr. Ziya: I haven't finished talking about that mortal [expectation]

Qinghe-jun: The system has assigned me a job, let’s talk back!