Xiao Gong eats meat every night

There was a confirmation button on the phone. After Zhu Yunbo pressed the confirmation button, the room was instantly filled with immortal energy, and a thin layer of mist gradually gathered to form a person.

White hair like snow, eyebrows flying into the temples, should be heroic, but there is a cinnabar mole on the center of the eyebrows, the whole person is domineering and glamorous, with an aura that captures people's hearts and souls.

Zhu Yunbo fell to the ground, looking fascinated.

After Bai Wenxiu's coquettish appearance, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that Zhu Yunbo was staring at him, feeling disgusted in his heart, and flung his robe sleeves aside.

"Fatty stupid mortal, let's see your pig's eyes gouged out!"

Zhu Yunbo turned around hastily, thought about it and said indignantly: "You are a god, how can you hurt a mortal casually?"

"Besides, even your tongue was cut off!"

Zhu Yunbo covered his mouth tightly, peeking at Bai Wenxiu wandering around the room.

A cold light shot over, making Zhu Yunbo turn his head quickly in fright.

Bai Wenxiu snorted coldly, and the voice came faintly: "Fat pig, go to bed soon!"

Zhu Yunbo: "???"

Bai Wenxiu has no body, and he can't do anything to Zhu Yunbo, he can only threateningly say: "Sleep! If you don't sleep, believe it or not, I will suck you to the skin and bones!"

With a "slip", Zhu Yunbo had already got under the blanket, and was struggling to sleep with his eyes closed.

Bai Wenxiu let out another cold snort, floating to his bedside.

Doesn't this stupid mortal look so stupid after losing 50 catties?

Bai Wenxiu thought about it, in order to make himself look comfortable, should he consider changing the fat man's head?I heard from Mr. Qinghe that Zhong Kui did this.

Zhu Yunbo lay stiffly on the bed, not knowing when he fell asleep, and woke up the next day in a daze to get up and get dressed.

Immediately, he found that the pants were several times bigger, and there was no trace of fat on his belly, and the underwear was too big to fit!

In the end what happened? !who cares!

Zhu Yunbo grinned to the base of his ears, and jumped to the bathroom naked.

A young man with delicate features and profound features was reflected in the mirror.Her face was smooth and fair, her eyes were moist and lovely, her lips were soft and the color of peach petals, and she was showing a dazzling smile at the moment.

Zhu Yunbo cheered and kissed hard in the mirror!

"Handsome guy, who are you! I'm going to fall in love with you!" After finishing speaking, he winked at the mirror.

over!beautiful!

Zhu Yunbo was intoxicated with himself, when a ball of objects hit him.

Bai Wenxiu stood at the door and said with disgust, "No shame!"

Zhu Yunbo was so excited just now that he forgot that Bai Wenxiu was already in shape, so he quickly picked up the quilt on the ground and wrapped it tightly.

Uh... something seems wrong?

Zhu Yunbo walked out of the bathroom, and saw a beautiful man with white hair and white clothes, drinking morning tea leisurely while bathing in the sun.

"Xiu, Xiu, Xiu..." Zhu Yunbo stumbled out only three words.

Bai Wenxiu frowned handsomely, and scolded: "Can you, a stupid mortal, be able to pronounce my word? Also! What kind of tea is this? It's as black as dog shit!"

After finishing speaking, Bai Wenxiu raised his hand, and a pot of coffee was spilled downstairs.

Someone downstairs shouted: "Who is so wicked!"

When Bai Wenxiu heard this, a trace of anger appeared on his face, he picked up the coffee pot and was about to throw it down.

However, his hand was raised in the air, and stopped abruptly.

Zhu Yunbo hung naked on him, hugged Bai Wenxiu's waist tightly, and held his hand desperately, with bright eyes, begged earnestly: "Mr. Wenxiu! Be merciful! If you pour the pot down, stupid mortals will kill you!" Turned into a stupid ghost!"

Bai Wenxiu cast a cold and arrogant glance at this mortal, and finally put down the coffee pot.

Zhu Yunbo exhaled softly, and the warm breath blew a few silver hairs around Bai Wenxiu's ears.

Bai Wenxiu was stunned for a moment, then annoyed!shame!become!angry!

"Ah----!!!" Zhu Yunbo screamed, and his whole body was thrown into the air, hitting the door directly from the balcony!

"Stupid mortal! How dare you hug me naked! Shameless! I will strike you to death with a thunderbolt!" Bai Wenxiuqi's face turned red, his hands were clawed, and he muttered words.

Zhu Yunbo curled up at the door, covering his head with his hands, trembling with fright.

This violent god, is he really going to blow himself to death?But they clearly concluded a contract, and they want to cultivate together!

After waiting for a while, Zhu Yunbo secretly raised his head and found that Bai Wenxiu's hand was in the sky!none!one!things!

Bai Wenxiu also stared at the palm of his hand in surprise, his face turned pale, and when he found Zhu Yunbo peeking over, his face became gloomy again.

Gritting his teeth, the corners of his eyes were red, Bai Wenxiu approached Zhu Yunbo step by step.If he wasn't so handsome, he would be a murderous white-haired devil.

Zhu Yunbo was thinking about how to deal with this great god when a bunch of keys sounded to open the door.

Someone muttered at the door: "Who the hell poured coffee and spilled it all over me, it's really bad luck!"

Someone pushed the door, and Zhu Yunbo was pushed back and forth.

what to do?Now that I am naked, what should I do if I am seen by others!Zhu Yunbo was sweating anxiously, but there was nothing around him that could cover him.

The only fig leaf was thrown on the balcony when he rushed to rescue the kettle just now.

Bai Wenxiu had already walked five steps away from Zhu Yunbo, his face was red and blue.

The person at the door couldn't wait any longer. When Zhu Yunbo was in a fierce ideological struggle, he directly helped him make a choice!

The door was kicked open, and Zhu Yunbo's body which had just stood up was pushed vigorously, and the whole body rushed towards Bai Wenxiu!

Bai Wenxiu was caught off guard and embraced Zhu Yunbo in his arms.He wrapped his arms around Zhu Yunbo's waist, and his wide sleeves blocked the spring light under him.

Zhu Yunbo didn't expect that Bai Wenxiu would throw him away without feeling disgusted when he threw himself "in his arms".

He opened his lips slightly, panting, and sprayed directly onto Bai Wenxiu's chin.

A suspicious flush appeared on Bai Wenxiu's livid face.

It was the first time for Zhu Yunbo to come into contact with an immortal at such a close distance, and he stared enviously at Bai Wenxiu with furry eyes like a deer.

One person looked up and revered, the other looked down at the immortal and arrogant, the two auras blended together, but the atmosphere was exceptionally harmonious, and neither of them pushed the other away in a hurry.

"Sorry to bother you!" The door was opened and then slammed shut.

Immediately afterwards, the poor door was kicked open again!

"Who are you!" A roar came from the door.

Zhu Yunbo was shocked, and quickly buried his face on Bai Wenxiu's shoulder, and involuntarily leaned forward.

Another voice came from the door: "If you don't speak again, I will call the police!"

"Don't!" Zhu Yunbo shouted hastily, he turned his head slightly, exposed his eyes to the person at the door, and called in a low voice: "Brother Xing..."

Standing at the door was Zhu Yunbo's Fa Xiaowang Xing.

Wang Xing stood at the door in a daze for 5 minutes, until Zhu Yunbo put the sheets on his body, and he was still immersed in Su Ruan's voice.

"Meow meow" came two meows from Wang Xing's feet, and he finally regained his composure, and picked up the blue-eyed black cat.

Wang Xing looked at the handsome man standing in front of him, and from his outline, he could vaguely see the shadow of Zhu Yunbo when he was a child.

Bai Wenxiu glanced coldly at the stupid mortal in front of him, and snorted softly.

Suddenly, his gaze met the blue-eyed black cat, and he narrowed his eyes slightly, showing a terrifying expression.