Xiao Gong eats meat every night

Zhu Yunbo yanked on the door vigorously, but the door didn't move at all, and he was locked in.

Frustrated, Zhu Yunbo reached out to wipe off the sweat from climbing the stairs just now, and suddenly felt a refreshing cool breeze blowing.

The inside of this room is like another space, with cool breeze and moderate temperature, but it is indescribably weird.

Zhu Yunbo shook his legs and clasped his hands together, muttering in his heart "Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha, fighting against Buddha, Yuelao mountain god..." In short, he asked all the gods who could name them, but the gods may He didn't hear it, and no one came out to protect him.

On the contrary, the bright light not far away flickered more frequently, which seemed to urge him to hurry over and have a look.

Zhu Yunbo's legs walked over uncontrollably, he screamed in fright, but he couldn't stop himself no matter what.

Zhu Yunbo felt his scalp go numb, and his legs trembled like autumn wind.

Almost being dragged to the front, he had already involuntarily picked up the palm-sized bronze mirror on the table.

At this time, a conversation faintly came from the mirror.

A cold and proud low voice said: "Mr. Qinghe, you found such a fat man for me?"

It's death again!fat!son!

These three words plunged into Zhu Yunbo's heart like a stimulant. Usually he dared not express his opinion on some people, but today he decided to vent his anger without caring!

"Fuck your sister's fat man! Who the hell are you, come out and fight me!"

Cool!Finally said what I dare not say!In fact, Zhu Yunbo wanted to scold everyone in the office who looked down on him!

No wonder Liu Jin's grandson scolded him every now and then, so it felt so good!

Zhu Yunbo hadn't had enough fun yet, the next second, a human hand stretched out from the bronze mirror!

"Ah!" Zhu Yunbo screamed and was pulled into the mirror!

When he barely opened his eyes from the strong light, he saw two people standing in front of him, one with black hair and Tsing Yi, with a smile on his mouth; the other with white hair and white clothes, cold and arrogant.

The man in white snorted coldly: "Stupid mortals dare to yell at me!"

After speaking, he tossed his white robe, and said to the black-haired man: "Mr. Qinghe, I want to change! How can this kind of trash help me recover my skills?"

Lord Qinghe asked in surprise: "Huh? Wen Xiu, you don't know? This person is the most suitable person to help you recover. As long as you absorb enough fat, you will naturally recover your mana."

"What? Suck fat to restore mana? It's just nonsense!" The angry face in white turned pale.

Lord Qinghe shook his head again and again: "I can't say I can't say I can't, you offended that lord, and you should be punished by him."

Bai Wenxiu frowned and asked, "Who did I offend?"

Qing He slapped his forehead: "Oh, I forgot. When you were sealed, you fell through the well of reincarnation, which would damage your memory. But it's not important, just follow the method I gave you!"

Saying so, Qing He-jun took out a - cell phone!

Zhu Yunbo stared dumbfounded at the two ancient handsome men, and began to study the mobile phone in front of him.

Bai Wenxiu frowned: "What kind of idiot is this? It must have been made by a mortal, it's really hard to use!"

Mr. Qinghe wiped his sweaty head, and stretched out his hand to beckon Zhu Yunbo to come over and help them take a look.

Zhu Yunbo saw that the two were very handsome and handsome, so he was not afraid anymore, so he stood up and moved closer.

The above is divided into three categories: job title, performance appraisal, and promotion criteria.

Registration ID: Bai Wenxiu; Position: Waiting to return to the Heavenly Court; Performance appraisal: Killing the thousand-year-old vixen in Nanming Mountain (to be completed); Upgrade standard: Absorb 300 tons of living animal fat to recover all mana.

Mr. Qinghe said to Zhu Yunbo: "You click to agree!"

Zhu Yunbo didn't know why, but the words of the gods must be correct, right?

As soon as he clicked on it, the system immediately prompted: Zhu Yunbo and Bai Wenxiu signed a life-and-death contract to start the road of cultivating immortals together.

Seeing the news, Zhu Yunbo didn't know that he was in a dangerous situation, and felt that he was so lucky to be able to practice with the gods!In case you are also a fairy, hehehe, don't be too beautiful!

Qinghe-Jun breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, Wenxiu, there is this death... well, mortals help, I believe you are right and you can complete the task and return to the heaven! It's not too early, you all go home and practice Bar!"

Immediately afterwards, Zhu Yunbo's eyes blurred, and he passed out.

While flying back to the Heavenly Court, Lord Qinghe thought something was wrong.

Originally, he planned to let the two of them meet after three days, why did the fat man come to the door today?Can't figure it out.

Zhu Yunbo woke up, reminiscing about the dream last night, shaking his head and laughing dryly.

I entered the museum in a hurry, and happened to meet the cleaning aunt again, cursing and saying: "Who is so wicked, kicking so many footprints on the wall? My mother cursed him to have no children and grandchildren!"

When Zhu Yunbo heard this, his body tensed up, thinking that this old aunt is vicious enough!

etc!footprint?

Zhu Yunbo rushed over and found the footprints on the wall very familiar...

"Auntie!" Zhu Yunbo yelled.

"Oh, I'm going to die, I don't know if I grow fat and have a loud voice, I want to scare me to death!"

Zhu Yunbo swallowed his anger, took a few deep breaths, pointed to the wall ten meters away from the footprints and asked, "Auntie, why are the children's graffiti over there gone?"

The aunt gave him a blank look, said something "crazy" and left.

Zhu Yunbo walked to the office in a daze, and happened to be seen by the high-spirited Liu Jin. He couldn't help but sneer at him, but he didn't listen to him at all.

When he reached out for the cell phone in his bag, he touched something and took it out to see that his face had changed several colors.

It was the silver-white mobile phone in the dream last night, and now he is finally convinced that he was not dreaming last night!

After returning home in a daze, Zhu Yunbo studied on his mobile phone for a long time.

"Mobile phone, can you help me summon a fairy?"

no response.

"Mr. Wenxiu, hello~"

Still no response.

After tossing and tossing for an hour, Zhu Yunbo tried his best, and finally fell asleep from exhaustion.

In his sleep, he felt a slightly cool hand caressing him gently.

That hand gently stroked his stomach, and the comfortable Zhu Yunbo moaned...

The next day was the weekend, Zhu Yunbo rested beautifully for two days, almost every night, this hand would come to harass him.

He knew that it was Bai Wenxiu's hand, being touched by a man, he couldn't help feeling chills all over his body.

On Monday morning, Zhu Yunbo was about to put on his clothes and go out with dark circles under his eyes. He just put on his pants with his eyes closed, and then he felt a chill in his lower body, which made him open his eyes quickly.

He buttoned up his trousers and lay quietly between his legs.

Zhu Yunbo picked up the trousers in surprise, put them on and compared them, and found that the waistband of the trousers was three or four times fatter!

"Mr. Wen Xiu, did you do it?" Zhu Yunbo asked fearfully when he thought of the task of sucking fat on his mobile phone.

He was a little scared, although he knew it was a fairy, but thinking that what he was sucking was his own flesh and blood, anyone would be terrified!

No one answered him, and the house was as quiet as a chicken.

Fortunately, the National Day holiday is coming soon, Zhu Yunbo is really afraid that he will lose weight overnight and become a hot topic!

Finally, on the fifth day after the holiday, the silver-white mobile phone that had been silent for a long time suddenly rang!

Zhu Yunbo opened it in a hurry, and the system prompted: Successfully sucked 50 catties of fat, and Bai Wenxiu can display his form!Next goal: Absorb 100 catties of fat in total, and Bai Wenxiu can return to his physical form!