Becoming a God Guide

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Shi Mingkai wouldn't wake up for a while, so Shi Feng brought Shi Xiaobai and General Snake into "Guide to Becoming a God".

In "Guide to Becoming a God", because a newcomer suddenly moved in and was flying around, Luo Fufu and Sunflower Seeds were besieging a flying crow, and Ghost Yasha got into the crow's shadow to control the crow's actions. To make it unable to fly, Luo Fufu and Sunflower Seeds caught the crow squarely and trampled it under their feet.

Luo Fufu asked: "Who are you? You are so ugly in black."

The crow said, "Your original body is a bat, and it's also pitch-black. You don't look better than me!"

Luo Fufu said: "You talk nonsense. Bats are much cuter than crows. Besides, my human form must be cuter than you. I am a professional cute show."

The crow said: "I'm past the age to compete with other people for being cute. I'm a mature man, and even a brat like you can't catch up with you."

Sunflower Seed slapped the crow's head with its own leaves and said, "Fufu is much cuter than you."

Luo Fufu said emotionally, "Sunflower Seed, you are so kind to me."

Sunflower Seed stretched out his big flower plate and said, "Because I'm in a good mood." Being able to bask beautifully in the sun every day seems to have enough magic power, and maybe it won't be long before I can become a young and invincible beautiful girl.

Ghost Yasha escaped from the crow's shadow and said to Luo Fufu and Sunflower Seed, "Ah, the God of War is here."

Luo Fufu immediately rushed over and hugged Shi Feng's thigh, and said, "Master God of War, do you think bats are cuter than crows?"

Shi Feng said: "...um." In fact, he thinks that these two species have nothing to do with cuteness!

Oni Yasha asked: "Master God of War, do you have a monster collecting habit?"

Shi Feng said: "No, I don't have that habit." Are you monsters running towards me all day long?

Shi Xiaobai immediately added: "The master is not interested in you monsters, don't be too sentimental."

Shi Feng didn't bother to care about the arguments of the little ones, and went straight to the crow.

As soon as the crow was out of restraint, he flapped his wings and rushed towards Shifeng. Just as he was about to hit Shifeng, a sudden gust of wind blew him off balance. He spun several times in the air and hit a tree trunk. up.

The crow turned around in circles with stars in his eyes, and turned into a human figure. His human form was an uncle in a black robe with high slits, exposing his two long legs, which were straight. Well, but there is too much hair on the legs, which is unbearable.

Shi Xiaobai hurriedly covered Shi Feng's eyes, and said, "Oh, master, don't look at dirty things."

The crow said: "What kind of dirty thing? This is my leg! Don't make it seem like humans don't have leg hair. God of War will have less hair on his legs than me after taking off his pants. Maybe there are other hairs besides leg hair. It’s also very rich.”

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, my master's body is the most beautiful in the universe, you stinky crow wants to compare with my master, that's wishful thinking."

The crow said, "I don't believe it! Either God of War took off his trousers and let us check his hair is not very thick."

Shi Feng: "..." How strange is the direction of this topic?

Shi Feng shouted: "Shut up!"

These words carried divine power, as soon as he uttered them, neither Shi Xiaobai nor the crow could speak.

Shi Feng asked the crow, "Name."

Crow said: "My name is very domineering, my name is Wu Xingtian."

Shi Feng said, "Purpose."

Wu Xingtian said: "My purpose is to let Shi Mingkai entangle you and destroy you... Hey, no, why should I tell you my purpose, you are my enemy!"

Shi Feng said, "You are my prisoner."

Oni Yasha showed up and said, "You'd better be honest, this God of War is not at all kind-hearted, he is especially cruel and ruthless."

Shi Feng said: "Hehe."

As soon as Shi Feng snapped his fingers, the ghost was trapped in a black sphere. There was no light in the sphere at all. The ghost became the only white in the darkness, lying helplessly inside the ball. .

Wu Xingtian: "..." So ruthless!

Wu Xingtian saw Shi Feng's tricks, and he didn't dare play tricks with Shi Feng anymore.

"I'm very self-aware. I know that I can't be your opponent. After all, even Lord Demon God in his heyday is not your opponent, so I never thought of killing you from the beginning to the end." Wu Xingtian With her hips akimbo, legs spread, and the hairs on her legs fluttering in the wind, "I just want to use Shi Mingkai to ruin your reputation, heh heh, the all-powerful God of War has become a street mouse after arriving in the human world. Just thinking about it makes me like it so much!"

Shi Feng said: "I don't think Shi Mingkai will ruin my reputation if he is with me."

Wu Xingtian smiled lewdly and said: "This is just a preliminary plan. My follow-up plan is to post the intimate photos of you and your book spirit on the Internet after you can't stand Shi Mingkai's entanglement and have to be with him. Then Shi Mingkai is the victim, your book spirit has become a third party, you are a cheating man! When everyone blames you, I asked Shi Mingkai to stand up to say good things, this will Give everyone the impression that Shi Mingkai is really infatuated, and then everyone will criticize you more and more severely, hahaha, the famous God of War will become a cheating scumbag that everyone can punish! "

Shifeng: "..." Every monster has a magical brain circuit.

Now that Wu Xingtian has revealed all his plans, Shi Feng doesn't make things difficult for him anymore, he just puts it in the "Guide to Becoming a God" and locks it up.

Wu Xingtian clenched his fists and said, "God of War, don't think that you have already defeated me. I haven't lost yet. Although I can't control Shi Mingkai, when Shi Mingkai wakes up, he will definitely treat him for the next few days." After experiencing curiosity, with his IQ, he will probably still firmly believe that you slept with him."

Shi Feng cast a silence technique on Wu Xingtian, and Wu Xingtian was not allowed to speak anymore.

There is a word in the world - "crow's mouth".

Wu Xingtian itself is a crow, so every word he utters can be called "crow's mouth".

No, when Feng He Shi Xiaobai published "Guide to Becoming a God", Shi Mingkai who had fallen asleep unexpectedly woke up!

Shi Mingkai lay on Shifeng's sofa in a daze, not knowing where this place was, nor why he came here.His first thought was, could he have traveled through time as written in the book?But when Feng's face caught his eyes, he knew he was still in the real world.

Shi Mingkai thought angrily, why not time travel? !Eh, no, why is he at Shi Feng's house?This unscientific!

Shi Mingkai had a bad relationship with Wei Si, and there was not much friendship in University A. For Shi Feng, he knew him and had acquaintances, but that was all he had. The wind is here.Well, he has a problem with sleepwalking, he often wakes up in other places, but sleepwalking into other people's homes has never happened before.

Shi Mingkai asked: "Why am I here?"

Shi Feng said: "This is a long story."

Shi Mingkai said, "What story?"

Shi Feng said, "I'm too lazy to talk about it."

Shi Mingkai: "..." Hey, I'm the person involved in this story, okay? I have the right to know!

Shi Feng ruthlessly deprived Shi Mingkai of his right to know, and drove him away from his home without even waiting for Shi Mingkai to recover.

As soon as Shi Mingkai left, Shi Feng caught General Snake and asked him to possess Shi Mingkai so that Shi Mingkai would not continue to make trouble.

General Snake took the order and followed Shi Mingkai away.

After solving the matter between Shi Mingkai and Wu Xingtian, Shi Feng went to write his thesis, while Shi Xiaobai was browsing the webpage with the pad in his arms.

The big forum A was full of discussions about Shi Feng and Shi Mingkai, and the central idea was why Shi Feng let Shi Mingkai into the house.

When Shi Xiaobai was about to click on a post, his phone rang, and the caller was Xue Ying.

What Xue Ying wanted to ask was also about Shi Mingkai.

Xue Ying asked: "Little white cat, what happened between Shi Shuai and Shi Mingkai?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, the master drove Shi Ming away."

Xue Ying said, "Eh? Didn't Shi Shuai drive Shi Ming and bring him home?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "That's right! The master brought Shi Mingkai back to solve the problem, and when the problem was solved, he drove Shi Mingkai away."

Xue Ying said, "What exactly is this problem?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "The question is whether the master sleeps with Shi Mingkai. Oh, captain, let me tell you, all of this is a conspiracy. Shi Mingkai spread rumors just to destroy the master's reputation... "

When Shi Xiaobai relayed Wu Xingtian's words to Xue Ying, of course he concealed information about monsters and war gods. After hearing this, Xue Ying was so angry that he stepped on a wooden bench.

Xue Ying said: "This bastard! You actually want to do such a bad thing to Shi Shuai, our personal guards will not let him go!"

Shi Xiaobai said, "Yes, we're going to beat him up."

Xue Ying said: "One beating is not enough, ten beatings!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "The captain is right!"

Now the person who possesses Shi Mingkai is General Snake, so even if Shi Mingkai is beaten, General Snake will take [-]% to [-]% of the damage for Shi Mingkai—this is an equivalent exchange of possession The possessed party gets the right to use the body of the possessed party. Correspondingly, if something happens to the possessed party, the possessed party will also be affected.

Shi Xiaobai thought with a smile, he would never let go of the guy who said bad things about his master!